When Comrade Monkey was in the dark, he met a very strong team due to his good luck.

And he was originally a pig teammate, but a few of his comrades who formed a temporary team were all pig teammates, what luck this is.

There is a good saying: if you are not afraid of a god-like opponent, you are afraid of a pig-like teammate. As a result, today, he is facing all god-like opponents, and his team is full of pig-like teammates. So Brother Monkey watched his rank being beaten down, and the winning rate decreased little by little.

He said he couldn't play League of Legends!

After a few hours, Brother Monkey angrily turned off the computer and decided to say goodbye to LOL for good.

Just as he was about to get up and make a cup of tea to cool off, he was suddenly startled by a tall figure behind him.

"Wang Zhi, when did you stand behind me, there was no movement at all." Brother Monkey patted his chest and was shocked.

Wang Zhi helped his eyes: "From the moment you were beaten by the other side." ”

Brother Monkey narrowed his eyes: "So you just watched me being beaten and indifferent?" ”

"I'd love to help you, but you've been throwing your mouse and keyboard, and I'm a little scared."

He didn't even bother to roll his eyes, he Wang Zhi is a 178 old man, because his physical personality is not worse than him after long-term exercise, he is afraid? I'm afraid of a ghost! must have been watching him being beaten silently from the sidelines, so he kept silent.

"Wang Zhi, I declare that the friendship between us has broken down, goodbye."

Wang Zhi grabbed Brother Monkey in time, and a weird smile hooked up at the corner of his mouth: "Don't, there is still room for redemption." ”

Brother Monkey snorted and sneered: "I'm sorry, no." ”

"I'll help you get up the ranks."

It's a simple sentence, but Brother Monkey knows that a budget-conscious person like Wang Zhi will definitely not help him like this, so he asked wittily, "What do you want?" ”

"Please let me." Wang Zhi's words are concise and to the point.

Brother Monkey's eyes widened in surprise, and he asked incredulously, "Are you sure?" Just a late-night snack? ”

Like usual, looking for a supper can't get into the rank.

"Yes." Wang Zhi nodded, "I'm going to open a studio, try it from you first, young man, you're lucky." ”

Brother Monkey hugged Wang Zhi with emotion: "Ahhhh

"Disgusting me less."

So the two cruelly left the mother and the male god, hooked their shoulders and prepared to go out to masturbate. Before Wang Zhi went out, he reminded Brother Monkey: "You must not only allow me to order vegetarian food, otherwise I will let you return to the www.biquge.info of life." ”

Brother Monkey shuddered, thinking that Wang Zhi usually looks like a conspicuous person, but as long as it involves the game, he will become extraordinarily bloody, and he has a temper with Xiao Nanshen, which makes people a little scared.

"Okay, okay, you can just order it."

The two of them chose one, Wang Zhi ordered a lot of them, the boss almost didn't react, Brother Monkey could only look at his good figure with envy and hatred, this person has such a big appetite, why didn't the eight-pack abs leave him? Should he He Yongxu also develop a good habit of morning exercise?

Perhaps, morning exercise, you can also meet a beautiful love. The elementary school girl named Hua Yunchen, since she also learns dance, then Shui Qingyuan will practice in the morning, she should also be able to?

Thinking of this, Brother Monkey has already begun to reverie the plot of the two Korean dramas that he met by chance during the morning exercise, Wang Zhi looked at his somewhat disgusting smile and was a little scared, and he didn't know if he would drip saliva on the barbecue when he was going to eat.

As soon as Brother Monkey remembered that he was still a sad single, he couldn't help but look around and complained to Wang Zhi: "Brother Zhi, look, the people who come to eat barbecue this big night are all lovers, it's really abusing individuals, don't they know how to care for small animals?" ”

"You're not a creature animal, you're a brute."

For Wang Zhi's personal attack, Brother Monkey said that he had long been used to it, and he didn't have the same knowledge as him, and when he remembered that others were entangled with the object to masturbate, you took a bite and I took a bite, but he asked Wang Zhi, a straight man, to masturbate here, how to think about it and feel a little pitiful.

Wang Zhi really couldn't stand it anymore, and patted him: "Okay, you, you're really lonely, No, there's a girl who eats alone, you go and talk." ”

Brother Monkey looked at Wang Zhi's hand and found a girl sitting alone at the table, quietly eating a table of barbecue alone.

"Are girls so rich these days? One person is willing to order so much? ”

", it's not the point, the point is that she is, alone!" Wang Zhi felt that there was a mentally retarded person sitting next to him.

Brother Monkey said he was not interested: "I still think that the girl who came to find the male god that day is more in line with my taste." ”

"Idiot."

It may be that eating barbecue alone does look very desolate, the eyes of Brother Monkey and Wang Zhi look over there from time to time, and the girl is quite good-looking, which is even more attractive.

"Oh, she's crying."

Wang Zhi is very calm: "Eighty percent are out of love, and use food to fill the pain in their hearts." ”

Brother Monkey nodded, he didn't watch much love movies, but he still knew what girls generally had to do when they fell out of love, and at this time, Brother Monkey, who had a strong sense of justice in his heart, began to struggle whether to comfort and comfort this girl.

"Do you want to comfort her? What if I went over to comfort her and she fell in love with me? ”

"What do you think is acting in a movie? If you're like this, even if you send her home, she may not feel good for you. Wang Zhi said unceremoniously.

The two of them didn't care about the girl anymore and ate their own.

After a while, the girl stood up tremblingly, as if she was a little drunk, and Brother Monkey happened to face the girl, and he watched the girl slowly walk towards him, getting closer and closer.

After a close look, Brother Monkey felt that this girl was really good-looking, with a clear and delicate appearance, and she looked very quiet.

How hard is it to find such a girl now? Who is so blind-eyed to make her fall out of love.

The girl was getting closer and closer, and Brother Monkey was a little worried that she would fall down on her footsteps, so he subconsciously planned to deviate a little so as not to touch her.

At the moment when the two of them were rubbing, Brother Monkey felt that the ground trembled, and he looked down to see that the girl really didn't walk steadily, tripped over the foot of his table, and fell a dog □□.

A beautiful woman fell into a dog □□ in public, no matter how you look at it, it feels funny, Brother Monkey held back his laughter and pulled two tissues from the table, got up and helped the girl up, and handed her the tissue: "Are you okay?" ”

The girl shook her head: "It's okay, thank you." ”

"There is no grass at the end of the world, and it will be fine if you sleep." Brother Monkey was a little nosy at this time.

The girl looked up at him, there were tears in her eyes, and she didn't know if she hadn't finished crying just now or if she had fallen too painfully and cried again, in short, she looked pitiful, Brother Monkey's heart softened, and she talked a lot: "You are so beautiful, are you still worried that you can't find a boyfriend?" ”

The other party finally smiled, but still a little reluctantly: "Thank you." ”

The girl walked out of the shed, Wang Zhi pushed Brother Monkey and teased: "It's not bad for you kid to coax girls, although it's an old trick, it's quite effective." ”

Brother Monkey made a look of "unbearable cold in high places", and said quietly: "God, why do you want me to be so understanding? But I can only love one person, it's so hard. ”

It's really brilliant to give a little sunshine, Wang Zhi waved his hand and didn't bother to pay attention to him.

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"Senior Brother Wang Zhi, let go a little."

In the practice room, Shui Qingyuan was like a responsible teacher, correcting the movements of the four senior brothers little by little.

Wang Zhi said that he was really embarrassed to dance as crazy as Brother Monkey, and there were two reasons why ordinary people didn't look good when dancing, one was that the tendons couldn't be opened, but the face couldn't be opened, and Wang Zhi belonged to the second type.

Brother Monkey was very conscientious at this time to help Wang Zhi leave his dignity and face, and took Wang Zhi's hand with a dance: "Come!" Brother Zhi! Same as me!! Move it! Come! ”

Wang Zhiqiang couldn't help but smile and shook off Brother Monkey's hand, calmed down his breath and said, "Okay, I'll move." ”

"Hey, that's right!"

Niangniang also couldn't cry or laugh: "Brother Monkey, you have beaten chicken blood today, you are so excited." ”

"That's for sure, because my sister gave me her roommate's phone!" Brother Monkey walked in front of Shui Qingyuan with exaggerated ballet steps, and bowed to her, "Xie Xuemei is complete." ”

Shui Qingyuan smiled from ear to ear: "No thanks, no thanks, I wish my roommate would find a boyfriend quickly, lest she keep talking about eating dog food or something." ”

Brother Monkey echoed: "It's not, when you are with the male god, we must not be given dog food every day, hahaha." ”

Such an unintentional ridicule made Shui Qingyuan's heart suddenly skip a beat, she looked at Xiao Xuan with a cautious gaze, but found that he looked down and played with his mobile phone as if he hadn't heard it at all.

I couldn't help but feel a little lost, some casual jokes, she was so nervous, but he didn't seem to care.

The other three people also seemed to notice Xiao Xuan's absent-minded appearance, staring at the phone and smirking and didn't know what he was looking at, Brother Monkey jumped in front of Xiao Xuan with a neat movement, stretched his neck and looked at his mobile phone screen: "Male god, what are you doing?" ”

It's not watching a small yellow movie, of course Xiao Xuan doesn't need to hide it, but fortunately, he let him see it generously.

"Couple avatars? the male god, you have a situation. Brother Monkey thought about it again, a little puzzled, "Hey, aren't you using a couple avatar with your mother?" ”

Xiao Xuan smiled slightly: "My dad is finally willing to change his avatar, and I don't need to be forced by her to use that." ”

"Oh." Brother Monkey nodded, and poked Xiao Xuan obscenely, "So who are you going to use the couple avatar you are looking for?" ”

Brother Monkey's voice is not small, at least it can ensure that a few people in this classroom can hear it, several people in the 2333 dormitory are human spirits, so they naturally know what they are talking about, they all looked at Shui Qingyuan, and found that Shui Qingyuan was staring at Xiao Xuan's mobile phone motionless.

Xiao Xuan also saw her expression and felt very cute, so she didn't tease her heart, so she said, "It's a secret." ”

"Secret~" several people repeated tacitly.

As soon as Shui Qingyuan heard this, his head immediately drooped again, even if the mystery of the avatar had been solved, even if Senior Brother Xiao didn't actually have a girlfriend, then she would not be the object of his consideration.

This short period of time has made Shui Qingyuan, who is usually very optimistic, feel depressed for the first time.