"Fu Ping", a "please immortal", and the secular pen fairy is quite similar, the difference lies in the "object" of the invitation. Although the pen fairy has a fairy word, most of the people invited are lonely ghosts, elves and evil spirits. This kind of treat is easy to give away, and the practitioner often kills himself. And the helper is even more upright: even if you can't invite the "immortal", you will be attracted to the spirits and ghosts who have practiced for many years, as long as the helper is upright, even if you can't get what you want, at least you can get out of the whole body.

Of course, the power of the gods is not a small role that comes and goes when it is called, if there is an invitation, there will naturally be an offering, and the higher the level of the immortal under the "please", the greater the cost (when the Ming God Sect, the Taoist priest Lan Dao begged the emperor to invite the Taishang Laojun to the altar, and it cost a thousand taels of gold at a time, dozens of square meters of jade, and copper coins are not counted), if you really want to invite any big role, the beautiful jade presented by Mrs. Gu is estimated to be only a tooth sacrifice.

Xiao Zhenyi turned out the prepared pen and pan, let Lin Jian hold the pen, he sat cross-legged in front of the pan, began to chant the words, recited the strange grunt mantra, after the spell was recited, he snapped his fingers, and there was a faint blue flame on his fingertips. The flames jumped several times and jumped onto the beautiful jade in the middle of the plate.

Soon after the flame burned, the pile of jade crackled loudly, and a cloud of green smoke swayed upwards into the sky. It was only a few seconds after the green smoke floated, Lin Jian only felt that the palm of his hand was hot, and the pen automatically rushed forward, drawing a straight vertical mark!

Lin Jian was just holding the pen in vain, without any strength at all, and he couldn't draw such a straight line—there was no doubt that they had invited the real thing.

Xiao Zhenyi half-knelt on the ground, and bowed deeply to the pen respectfully: "I don't know who the immortal is?" ”

After a moment's pause, he swooped back and forth and drew a bunch of strange symbols. Xiao Zhenyi stretched his neck to take a closer look, and explained to Lin Jian in a low voice: "This is a funeral text, 'insignificant'." (Funeral script, as the name suggests, is a text used to communicate with ghosts, created in the Western Han Dynasty.) ）

He bowed again and said in a loud voice, "Does the Immortal know what we are asking for?" (This is to ask the immortals, if the one who is invited down really has magical powers, he can naturally understand the thoughts of others, if he doesn't know anything, he is a lonely ghost and a ghost)

The pen trembled slightly, and he wrote down a few words.

Although the font this time is crooked, and the lack of horizontal and vertical is extremely weird, Lin Jian still recognized the outline: it is the word "picking".

Since the fairy has not been on a business trip, the next thing is the play meat, Xiao Zhenyi walked a few steps on his knees, and said respectfully: "Please also ask the immortal to guide the maze!" ”

This time, the fairy hesitated for a moment, and it took a long time for the pen to swish, this time it was really a ghost painting peach rune dragon flying phoenix dance, the strange and distorted lines of the pan were as indescribable as the words left by aliens, and Lin Jian was depressed.

He was depressed here, and Xiao Zhenyi was not calm over there, he stared at the beads of his eyes and turned around, the more he looked at it, his mouth opened wider and wider, and his eyes gradually widened, and his face was full of four incredible characters, as if he had seen a ghost in the daytime - that appearance was simply curious like Lin Jian's heart and liver.

Finally, the pen landed with a crackle, leaving only a full plate of crooked twists. Xiao Zhenyi stared at these strange symbols motionlessly, and sighed for a long time:

"Is this fairy still a fan of Qiong Yao?"

"'Beauty is like a jade sword like a rainbow'" Xiao Zhenyi looked at the pan and smiled bitterly, "This is the instruction given by the fairy, do you want us to see it again?" ”

Suddenly hearing "Beauty is like a jade sword like a rainbow", Lin Jian was directly shocked and couldn't think about it, at this time he came back to his senses and began to think carefully: "No, this poem is not Aunt Qiong Yao's, this fairy should refer to Gong Zizhen's poem 'In case the Zen Pass is broken, the beauty is like a jade sword like a rainbow'." Zen Pass ...... Zen Guan, what does this refer to in particular, I'm afraid that beauty is like a sword taking people's lives, right? ”

Xiao Zhenyi was startled, and looked at Lin Jian.

"--This is really being remediated!"

It's one thing to guess that it's one thing, and it's another thing to personally witness an upper-class son's brother being made up - just the details of the private secrets behind the brain supplement, it's enough to make people think of a few G films! It's no wonder that the two poor little chicks can't react to the thunder.

Finally, they invited Su Luo in very implicitly (if Mrs. Gu knew that her son was "supplemented", I was afraid that I would not be able to come up in one breath), and asked him if Gu Hai had any confidantes related to "jade"?

Su Luo recalled for a long time, and finally spread his hands and didn't know - although he had a lot of dealings with Gu Hai in business, he had always been "clean and self-conscious" (Xiao Zhenyi couldn't help but sneer when he heard this word, but it was covered up as a cough in time - Lin Jian decided to find a time to reveal to him Mr. Su's sexual experience), he really didn't know much about Gu Hai's love history. He kindly provided the number of a fox friend of Gu Hai, and they asked him.

Unexpectedly, this fox friend surnamed Zhang Mingzhi was quite arrogant, and directly choked Xiao Zhenyi half to death in the communication instrument.

"You're fucking idle—it hurts, doesn't it? asking around and find out about Lao Tzu's head? ”

"No, I just wanted to ask—"

"Ask Nima beep-, is it fucking Vivian's slut? Smarter than a dog's nose, huh? ”

"I'm asking about Gu Hai-"

"Gu Hai is what the you can call? Vivien's beep - won't even □□ the next person? This is still a fart housewife, go back to her kennel as soon as possible-"

"Mr. Zhang." Lin Jian picked up the communication device, and her voice was calm and calm, "Are you still having nightmares recently?" How many times do you wake up in one night? ”

"-Holy! How the do you know—"

Lin Jian hung up the communication and turned to Xiao Zhenyi.

"He'll be coming in a few minutes?"

Xiao Zhenyi tossed a coin into the sky and stretched out his palm to catch it. He looked at the coin and smiled indifferently.

"Five minutes."

"How did you know that Zhang Zhi couldn't sleep?" Su Luo stared at the figure who hurried upstairs on the surveillance screen, looking surprised.

Lin Jian smiled slightly, and pretended to beep in a fresh and refined manner: "Don't say, don't say." ”

- Sample, following Gu Hai's humanoid yin qi making machine every day, if you don't hit ghosts, you can already be regarded as a lucky star. Nightmares or something at night, it's just a normal reflection, okay?

Maybe it was just seeing Lin Jianlu's hand, and Zhang Zhi, who was running wildly and sweating profusely, did not shout, punch and kick despite his anger-he rushed into the ward and looked around left and right, gritted his teeth and said, "What about Vivian?" ”

"Clams?" Lin Jian was a little blind.

"Vivien's guts are amazing! Dare to attack Lao Tzu! For Gu Hai's sake, Lao Tzu doesn't care about you, what did you do? ”

After hearing these words, Lin Jian Xiao Zhenyi looked at each other - it seems that this eldest brother didn't understand the situation?

"You think we're Vivien's people?" Xiao Zhenyi couldn't help but ask.

Zhang Zhi sneered: "Do you still want to frame him?" Didn't your master just want to take advantage of Boss Gu's illness to take advantage of the prestige of the main room-you guys are so bold that you dare to mess around in the boss's ward! ”

Seeing the two of them in a daze, Zhang Zhi's face became more and more hideous: "Say, what did Vivian's □□ instruct you to give me?" Explain it, Lao Tzu can start with a light! ”

"So," Xiao Zhenyi looked strange, "Your Excellency thinks we have moved your hands and feet?" ”

"Do you still want to shirk?"

"Shirk?" Xiao Zhenyi smiled softly, "Then what kind of 'hands and feet' are these?" ”

He suddenly reached out and ripped off the quilt on the hospital bed!

"Ahhh!!hhh