1 Memoirs of Winterman

[Winterman Fra, a famous actor, actress, and the famous queen of film history, has set a box office record five times. Her relationship with Lin Jian has been the focus of gossip magazines, and this kind of gossip did not come to an end until several large media acquisitions by Su. The following is an abridged excerpt from Winterman's memoirs]

I got the number for the first time in March '67 and I was lucky. At that time, I was filming "Floating Massacre", and I finally managed to squeeze out a little time to go to LX Office (Editor's note: LX Office was co-founded by Lin Jian and Xiao Zhenyi, and its real name is Lin Xiao Office. Oddly enough, though, both founders disliked the name. According to statistics, the consulting fee paid by the client who addresses Lin Xiao in person is more than 20% higher than the average). At that time, I was very dissatisfied with the whole consultation process - so dissatisfied! Lin Jian only talked to me for ten minutes,

I was so busy that I couldn't go home for almost ten days and a half months, so what was the use of that potion? Cheating money?

Later, three days after the consultation, the crew's camera suddenly broke down, and I was given a little precious time to go home and check it out. When I opened the door, I suddenly remembered that there was such a bottle of potion in my bag. "Give it a try." I said to myself, and I pulled out the potion and wiped it on my face. It was cool at first, and then my face started to burn! -- It's like pouring sulfuric acid!

OMG! This pain is so terrible that it literally sets your skin on fire! I couldn't help but scream, covered my face and burst into the bathroom, turned on the faucet and started to flush my face, howling and crying as I rushed - my career! My Movie! It's all over! I'm going to get the lawyer to sue that liar!

I figured out the communicator and called my personal doctor, who told me to stay under the current, and he arrived in ten minutes.

I took five or six minutes of water and the burning was gone. I slowly opened my eyes and saw that my face was still smooth and intact in the mirror - it seemed that it was just a little redder.

I looked back and forth in the mirror for a long time. At this moment the door clicked and my personal doctor entered, screaming loudly as soon as he entered.

I opened the bathroom door and walked out - and I screamed too!

--The bedroom door was wide open, and there was a mess inside, and from the bedroom door to the living room there was a line of black footprints on the carpet, which were so large that they undoubtedly belonged to a man!

[Editor's note: Three months later, police arrested Doug Johnson, a habitual thief who had infiltrated Winterman's house to commit the theft, and obtained a confession from him.]

According to Doug, his favorite thing to do is celebrities -- they are often far away, their families are rich, and if they grasp the right time, they will definitely be able to "do a big job".

Three months ago, he had his eye on Winterman. After stepping on the spot repeatedly, he confirmed that she would have to stay on the crew for a long time. He found the right time to swagger into Winterman's house and rummage around for money. Unfortunately, before he could finish cracking the code for the safe in his bedroom, he heard Winterman open the door. Doug was fierce by nature, and since it was too late to escape, he decided to do nothing at all—he closed the bedroom door, ready to wait for Winterman to approach the bedroom.

The door opened, and Winterman entered—and she began screaming hysterically and rushed into the bathroom.

Due to the peculiarities of the star's profession, the automatic door in the bathroom was surprisingly sturdy and sturdy, and Doug had no choice but to leave after a few attempts (of course, Winterman's incessant screaming also served as a great deterrent), and was arrested by the police three months later (Lin Jian is rumored to have played a key role in this). 】

2 Memoirs of Cullen Doug (with Editor's Note)

[Karen Doug is perhaps the most important mathematician of the last hundred years, and readers should have a good understanding of this - just calculate the frequency of Karen's theorem in your textbooks.] Of course, experts in the history of mathematics agree that Karen Doug's greatest achievement is his incomparable Analysis of the Van Lunch Constant. This paper solves a puzzle that has puzzled the mathematical community for 500 years: the specific value of the Brahmanhew constant. Given the mathematical importance of the Van Lunch constant ("You can think of it as another π - another incredibly practical constant" - Linders, President of the Royal Mathematical Society. As well as the painstaking efforts of generations of mathematicians to achieve it, this paper can indeed be called "a mathematical work like no other in the world" (Linders's words), and "the only achievement of mankind in mathematics that is worth remembering in this century".

However, to the confusion of experts in the history of mathematics (and many mathematicians), Callendaug's A Brief Analysis of the Van Lunch Constants is too abrupt. The mathematical method used in this paper is so beautifully mature, and the logic is so rigorous and exquisite, that people take it for granted that such a mature thought, such an elegant method, must have a mature process, a process of transmutation, and there must be some kind of "trace". But they were disappointed - historians consulted all of Karendaugh's manuscripts, diaries, and drafts, but found no trace of the paper. It's like it came out of nowhere. Reading this wonderful masterpiece, every mathematician complained: Karen was like an old fox in the jungle, with a big tail sweeping away a trace of qiē!

However, a recently discovered recording brings exciting news. In this recording, Mr. Cullen recounts a memory alone, a memory that is incomparably precious. The following are the memories of memories. 】

…… I remember it very well, it was Friday, April 2nd. I accompanied Anne (Mrs. Cullen) to visit the famous Lin Jane - it took Anne half a month to shake the trumpet, and she was so excited that she insisted that I accompany her.

At the time I was tempted to refuse, yes I would have loved to refuse. I was almost mad with the constant that Van Lunxi had □□ raised, and I was in a kind of trance, and my mind was full of mathematical terms and formulas - I didn't want to run out and be embarrassed.

But Anne was insisting, and I had to go with her. She went to the office and chatted with Lin simply—twenty-one hours of chatting, and I was drinking coffee outside, and I continued to ponder the constant of Van Lunxi. As I pondered the rich mapping of the Van Lunch constant in high-dimensional space, the door opened, and Anne walked out, holding a glass of Coke in her hand, with a strange expression.

"This is what Mr. Lin asked me to give you." She said, shoving the Coke into my hand. I was interrupted in my thoughts, and I was so angry: Anne should understand that I don't like Coke, why would she listen to that shameless liar and hand me a cup of disgustingly sweet bullshit?

I didn't want to get angry, I just tore the lid of the Coke hard - ha! This coke is also fucking syrup! The lid is all glued to my hands! I got so angry that I tore off the piece of paper and threw it away. I looked down at my hand.

The back of the hand was covered with black syrup stains and cola stains, but there were a few small words huddled next to each other in the color of strawberry jam:

It is a prime number.

I saw God.

[Note: Any college textbook will tell you the value of the Brahma Lunhi constant: 7.

It is indeed a prime number. 】

3. Caierde

Caird Lee, the greatest investment expert of the new century - not even one more. His extraordinary investment vision and unparalleled investment philosophy have influenced the financial world for three decades, and any financier over the age of 60 is his student, and they will never forget the contribution of the emperor of the investment field - and his sensitive and terrifying sense of smell on the battlefield of money. He was so successful that in '75 Ci Hai included the term Caierde Fund, which means stable dìng's wealth.

"There are two kinds of opportunities in the market, one is the one that comes with risk, and the other is the opportunity that Mr. Caild has identified" (Kai Fang, Chief Economist, World Monetary and Savings Organization)

It stands to reason that financiers, economists, and investors will be extremely enthusiastic about exploring the secrets of Caierde's investment, just like exploring the treasure of King Solomon. People use various mathematical models and search for all kinds of biased information in an attempt to reconstruct the secrets of Caild's investment in their analysis, but they are increasingly confused by the results of their analysis - according to the data, Mr. Caird was born in the liberal arts (yes, political science), poor in mathematics (which is equivalent to a death sentence notice in the financial world), and has barely received a day of financial training. By all accounts, he shouldn't be an investment genius.

This confusion is almost insoluble - given Monsieur Cheld's reticence on investment know-how - and it is only at Cheld's funeral that the president of the International Bank would say so wistfully: "God has taken away the secret of wealth." ”

Historians have been inspired by a recently discovered letter that seems to suggest that one should look to Caierde's less-noticed youth, when he was still unknown and earning a small salary as a small secretary with excellent grades. And the unit that embraced the god of future investment was none other than LX Firm. 】

The following is the original text of the letter:

Dear Mary (Editor's note: Child's niece)! I know your curiosity, I know! Who isn't curious? Who wouldn't want to dig up the dragon's treasure? Over and over again, people ask me – "How do you invest?" "How do you make money?" Over and over again, over and over again. It's boring.

I've been keeping my mouth shut for a long time -- I'm about to go to God. God doesn't have to be a secret, and it's immoral to seduce curiosity for a long time, and I think I'd better leave it to humans. What do you say, Mary?

Now I am determined to confide in you the news, a secret that has been speculated about for so many years, as a small thank you - how did I get rich? How did I get rich again and again?

The answer is simple, Mary, because I have good ears.

Yes, you read that right, good--ear-flower, the original meaning, not the extended meaning.

(Editor's note: Mr. Caild's hearing was extraordinary, and his nanny recalled, he could even hear his son's conversation with his personal physician through two walls at the age of 124 - which explains Mr. Caild's naked donation.)

I started working at LX at the age of 27 with a good salary and good benefits. But that's not the point.

The bosses of LX were the well-known Xiao Zhenyi and Lin Jian, who were not so famous at that time (so they were willing to hire young people like me), and they had relatively little business. You can leave work after 5 o'clock every day.

They eat very early, basically at five o'clock in the office on time, and when the meal is served, they have to watch a little live news. At this time, the employees can go downstairs for a cup of tea and chat, but no one is allowed to go upstairs, and only the two of them can be in the office.

I usually stay by the stairs to sort out the numbers, and from this position I can faintly hear the news and their laughter and laughter - Mr. Lin and Mr. Xiao seem to like to chat while watching the news, and occasionally they can't control the volume. What do they generally discuss?

It's very simple - every time a big person is broadcast in the news, Mr. Xiao will recite his yang shou casually, and Mr. Lin will calculate how many illegitimate children he has or who will plant them. They would babble on and on the names of the next Cabinet - and the names of those who had died in the Cabinets. Of course, that's not all, and they occasionally point to a few miners or waiters to discuss how old they are going to become president or join the cabinet.

I have listened to it for ten years, and it is really immense, and all my wisdom in the future comes from these ten years, and all my knowledge comes from these ten years. I love LX and I will never want to leave it for the rest of my life.

Of course, I was forced to leave anyway - after Mr. Su and Mr. Lin's strange flash marriage, they somehow changed the soundproof door.

It's so sad and I'm very disappointed.

I still miss LX to this day, and whenever I see Su's brilliant achievements, I always think of the days when I eavesdropped at the foot of the stairs decades ago.

That was my youth.