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I am the shadow chief, the inspector of the hundred officials in the court, and the general of the capital garrison, the court officials below the second rank have the right to cut the first and then play, the first class hereditary loyal and brave marquis, well, by the way, also part-time the emperor's second son-in-law, the Turkic matter is settled by me, it is quite reliable to call me a national hero, I have made the first contribution to the rebellion of Pan, and it is reasonable to praise me as the pillar of the country......
This is true, but judging from the two irreconcilable opposing class positions that Luo Yueniang and Ren Xiaoyao are in, if Ren Xiaoyao really tells the truth, his fate will definitely not be much better than Pan Shangshu. Pen @ fun @ pavilion wWw. ο½ο½ο½Uο½Eγ infoββPan Shangshu seems to have been stabbed 273 times before he died, right? Tsk, the old guy can really carry it.
Ren Xiaoyao is not stupid, of course he will not tell the truth. Now the question is, how to make up nonsense? This little girl is not as stupid as she imagined, and ordinary nonsense may not be able to fool her, so she has to make up a high-level nonsense.
Looking at Luo Yueniang's calm pretty face, Ren Xiaoyao's eyes rolled, hesitated for a long time, and said, "Uh...... Maybe you don't believe it, but in fact...... I'm a big official in the imperial court......"
"You? A great official of the imperial court? Luo Yueniang's beautiful big eyes widened, and she looked extremely surprised.
Seeing Ren Xiaoyao chick nodding his head as if he was pecking rice, Luo Yueniang's surprised face instantly fell, and suddenly became extremely disdainful: "Don't fool me!" Tell the truth to the old lady! β
Look at! This is the woman, and she told the truth too quickly, and she didn't believe it. Maybe this is a common problem for every woman, right? Some women would rather live in a beautiful lie, and it is a great blessing for them not to expose this lie for the rest of their lives.
Ren Xiaoyao breathed a sigh of relief in his heart, I told the truth, but you didn't believe it. Then I can't help it, and you won't blame me in the future......
"Hehe, don't you believe it? So who do you think I should be to your liking? Ren Xiaoyao winked at Luo Yueniang, and punned on it.
Luo Yueniang didn't listen to the deep meaning of Ren Xiaoyao's words, and thought about it when she heard it. Then he shook his head and said, "I can't guess who you are." I think. You must be very powerful in the capital, are you a high-ranking official or a child of a family? But judging by your words and deeds, you are by no means an official. β
Ren Xiaoyao smiled happily, "Really? Could it be that I am born with the temperament of being a second-in-command? β
It seems that the profession of bandit is obviously much more promising than being an official.
Who knew that Luo Yueniang sneered. "...... If there is an official like you in the imperial court, my Hua Dynasty may not suffer a lot......"
Ren Xiaoyao's face instantly stiffened: "............"
This little girl doesn't know enough about me!
Luo Yueniang glanced at him and said lightly: "If you don't want to tell your identity, forget it, you were originally left by me on my Qinglong Mountain, and you can be regarded as a half-guest and half-master." Even if you are a court official, I don't blame you. β
Ren Xiaoyao looked at her with a different color on his face when he heard this.
The bandits are actually reasonable. At least Luo Yueniang is reasonable, she will not harm others at will because of her personal emotions, she has strong martial arts, but she never bullies the weak, and never deliberately shows her strength. The government has always emphasized that "chivalry violates the prohibition with martial arts", but in fact, it is still worried that the rising trend of martial arts among the people will threaten the foundation of the ruling class, and only the word "martial" is used. It will not change the folk customs too much, it is simple or evil, it has nothing to do with "martial arts", it cares about people's hearts.
Of course, no matter which dynasty or generation. The bandits are all illegal organizations, which is related to the bandits' traditional dead hearts, and they have to be called cottages and gangs. When I heard it, I was full of evil. ββIf you change your name to "chengguan", isn't it legal......
The two were speechless all the way. Half an hour later, they finally returned to the bandits' den.
At this time, it was already nightfall, and torches were lit everywhere in the bandits' dens, illuminating half of the mountain wall.
When Scarface saw the two masters coming back, he was overjoyed, and he greeted him first, and said with a panicked expression: "The master, it's not good!" Someone steals the village! β
Ren Xiaoyao was furious when he heard this: "The bandit nest recruits thieves, is there still a royal law?" What bastard would dare to steal from us? What did you steal? Is it worth the money? β
Luo Yueniang and Scarface stared at him with ugly faces, and didn't say a word for a long time.
Ren Xiaoyao saw that the atmosphere was wrong, and scratched his head embarrassedly and said, "Uh...... Am I saying the wrong thing? β
The two nodded in unison.
Scarface looked strange and said, "The second master...... Well, stealing the village doesn't mean that someone else comes to steal our things, but that someone sneaks up on our cottage......"
Ren Xiaoyao suddenly said: "So it's referred to as stealing the village?" β
Scarface nodded happily, with a teachable expression.
"That'...... If someone sneaks up on someone in our cottage, is it referred to as stealing people? Ren Xiaoyao looked like he had a strong desire for knowledge, and asked by inference.
Luo Yueniang and Scarface were cold, and after glancing at each other, they decided to ignore this unobtrusive second master, and the two of them floated away from him as if they were free and transparent.
Ren Yao followed behind them and listened to the conversation between the two.
"Who is coming to steal the village? Did the person intercept it? Luo Yueniang asked. The voice is smooth, without the slightest impatience.
"There were two people who stole the village, in the afternoon, the brothers were sleeping in the room, playing with money, and then when the bearded face came out to pee, he saw two sneaky figures looking for room by room, as if he was looking for someone, and then the bearded face yelled and scared the two away. When the brothers came out to search again, they were nowhere to be found. β¦β¦ It didn't take long to hear the screams coming from the room where Jun Ge'er was recuperating, and the brothers rushed over to take a look, and saw that the two people who stole the village were about to attack Jun Ge'er, fortunately, Chen Zhuzi had practiced flying knives for a few days, and shot with a knife, and the person who wanted to kill Jun Ge'er was stabbed in the arm, and in a panic, he left Jun Ge'er and ran away......"
Ren Xiaoyao's heart trembled when he heard this, yes, the two people who stole the village and the person who assassinated me in the back mountain should be in a group, and their arrival is related to Zhao Jun and me, more precisely, it is related to the mastermind behind the kidnapping of me. Killing me is to clear the obstacles of the court for the lord to make others, and killing Zhao Jun is to extinguish the mouth.
No, the bandits' den is getting more and more dangerous, and Young Master Ben should hurry back to Beijing. When I returned to the capital, I could take a large group of people around the city all day long, and the safety factor was much higher than here. β¦β¦ Alas, but I can't bear Luo Yueniang, if she is willing not to be a bandit leader. Come back to Beijing with me. That's the best of both worlds. - It's not beautiful, at least Qian Yun will never let her enter Ren's house, this thing is really annoying!
Anyway, before going back to the capital. I have to make arrangements for Zhao Jun's kid first, I believe that after this mouth-killing incident, there is basically no need to ask him, and he will give a full explanation. -- Since ancient times, there have been many people who have died as confidants, but it is clear that Zhao Jun is not such a person. The big boss behind him is not his confidant.
"Hey, Scarface, is Zhao Jun okay?" Ren Xiaoyao interjected with a concerned expression and asked.
"It's not a big deal, but someone made a big cut on the neck, it's really hanging! If we take a step too late, his life will be lost......"
How good it would be if you were one step late, and Lao Tzu's rival in love disappeared from the world.
Ren Xiaoyao muttered dissatisfiedly. He decided, he would go down the mountain and return to the capital tomorrow, and by the way, he ordered the shadow to secretly kidnap Zhao Jun. Take them to a deserted place and let them be interrogated.
If Zhao Jun doesn't recruit, it would be great, Ren Xiaoyao has more than 100 ways to govern this little white-faced rival obediently, and he is more docile than Xiao Shou in the xx film, so he castrated him with a knife if he couldn't do it. sent him to the palace to wash the toilet, and announced to the public that Zhao Jun, a blue-eyed and yellow-haired foreign girl, had gone abroad. In short, Zhao Jun's life prospects will be very bleak.
As for Luo Yueniang's beautiful chick. It's better to wait for him to return to the capital to reunite with his family and make a little arrangement for the court. Let's go up the hill and soak her.
The night was already deep, and after Luo Yueniang made some arrangements for the guards in the bandits' den, she went straight back to her room to sleep.
Ren Xiaoyao lay on the bed, tossing and turning and unable to sleep. There are too many things that have happened today, since he was knocked on a sticky stick in the capital, Ren Xiaoyao found that the actions against him were one after another, which couldn't help but make him distressed and afraid. Who is it that has to kill himself and then hurry up? I'm just not going to be welcome?
I got up in my clothes, and the night was cold to the bone.
There was still a light on in Luo Yueniang's big room.
Looking at the dim light, Ren Xiaoyao's heart warmed.
I'm going to leave tomorrow, and I don't know when I'll go up the mountain again, so I should say goodbye to her.
walked to the front of the house, knocked lightly on the door, and a delicate and cold voice came from inside: "Who?" β
Ren Xiaoyao smiled and said: "Female donor, you don't sleep so late, the poor monk came to approve the female donor, hehe, count the marriage......"
The room chuckled softly, "Come in." β
Ren Xiaoyao pushed the door, but the door was unlocked.
Luo Yueniang was sitting in the candlelight drinking. Every time she has something on her mind, she drinks alcohol, Ren Xiaoyao is very unimpressed with her behavior, what's the point of drinking to drown her sorrows? You can borrow wine and take me to vent your desires......
Da Ma Jin Dao sat next to her, Ren Xiaoyao stretched out his hand to carry the wine jug, since he was drinking, let's drink it together, maybe after drinking, it will be the same as last night, and sleep together......
Luo Yueniang snatched the wine jug first, and said to Ren casually with an unusually charming look: "You are not allowed to drink today." β
Ren Xiaoyao said dissatisfied: "You won't be so stingy, right? I'm your second master, what's wrong with drinking your wine? You gave me more than 20,000 taels of silver tickets, didn't I say anything......"
"Humph! And then after drinking you pretended to be drunk again, slept with me, and took advantage of me, right? Luo Yueniang squinted at him, smiling rather than smiling.
"Gah? β¦β¦ Hehe, how is that possible? Am I like the kind of person who does flower thieves? Ren Xiaoyao explained seriously: "It is undeniable that I am a thief, but I am a thief who steals my heart......"
Luo Yueniang, who was under the candlelight, looked at Ren Yao in a daze when she heard this, and muttered, "The thief who steals the heart...... The thief who steals the heart......"
Luo Yueniang's expression was a little strange, and there was a little more indescribable meaning in her eyes when she looked at Ren Xiaoyao.
"You...... Why do you want to be with your ...... today? Subordinates colluded to act in that play? Be...... Do you want to show me? Luo Yueniang bit her lower lip, and suddenly changed the topic, her usually resolute and solemn pretty face was a little shy at this time.
In the midst of the siege, he single-handedly came in and lived and died with me. The bold words he said went straight to the heartstrings of others. Even if it's acting, at the very least, he cares about me in his heart, right? Otherwise, why would he bother to play this play in front of me? This man, hee-hee, silly, but silly and cute......
Come to think of it. Luo Yueniang's pretty face couldn't help but be a little more dizzy, and looking at Ren Yao's watery eyes, it actually contained a trace of male and female affection.
Ren Xiaoyao thought badly. What does this woman mean by not opening a pot and mentioning a pot? Do you laugh at my clumsy means of picking up girls? Ren Xiaoyao was a little unbearable on his face, and he had to admit it. The play of today's siege of the bamboo forest. It's the worst play ever! All the extras who participated in the performance today will have to be locked up for a month when they go back!
"That...... You can think I'm fooling around, you know I'm a joker, hehe. Seeing ...... smile, "Ren Xiaoyao's old face was slightly red."
When Luo Yueniang heard this, her originally smiling face suddenly sank, the blush on her pretty face faded a little, she looked a little pale, and muttered distractedly: "Are you kidding? So you're kidding......"
Ren Xiaoyao saw Luo Yueniang's face change suddenly. I don't know why, so I quickly explained: "Yes, you see, I'm usually a little out of tune, so I don't have a sense of proportion, hehe, I don't actually have any malicious ......"
"Isn't there any malice?" Luo Yueniang's face gradually turned cold, and her two beautiful big eyes stared at Ren Xiaoyao, and the resentment in her eyes could be felt even by a blind man. Ren Xiaoyao couldn't help but be inexplicable for a while, what happened to this woman? Did I recruit her and provoke her? How do you say that if you turn your face, you will turn your face?
After a long time, Luo Yueniang suddenly slapped the table and shouted: "Get out of here for the old lady!" Roll as far as you want! β
Ren Xiaoyao was so frightened that he bounced up from his chair and looked at her helplessly. Said: "Master, what's wrong with you?" I didn't mess with you......"
"Get out! Get out! Luo Yueniang pointed to the door and shouted. With tears in her eyes, she wanted to cry.
"Hey, master. You're not calm, you've drunk too much......"
The words are not finished. Luo Yueniang pulled Ren Xiaoyao's collar, turned him around, and kicked him hard on the buttocks, and Ren Xiaoyao was blasted out of Luo Yueniang's boudoir like this.
"Little girl! Stinky! It's so rude! Another day, I have to put some fierce female groan......ing in your wine," Ren Xiaoyao muttered hatefully outside the door.
A woman is really a difficult animal to understand, turning her face is faster than turning a book, why don't my four wives have so many problems with you? - Hey, this girl can't be the eldest aunt, right?
After thinking about it, Ren Xiaoyao still stepped forward and knocked lightly on the door, and said, "I'm in charge, I'm ...... I'm going to go back to Beijing tomorrow, well, I'll be back in a few days......"
"Get out! Never come back! Luo Yueniang shouted in the house, her voice choked.
Ren Yao touched his nose stupidly, turned around and went back to the room.
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The warm winter sun is slightly dazzling.
When Ren Xiaoyao woke up, it was already afternoon, opened his sleepy eyes, yawned, Ren Xiaoyao sat up, looked around the house in a daze, and immediately went down the mountain, I was really a little reluctant to be here...... Of course, the most important thing is that I am reluctant to Luo Yueniang.
Dressed and got up, Ren Xiaoyao went out and walked to the well, but saw Zhao Jun with a splint on his legs and a thick bandage around his neck, like a mummy, lying on his back on the recliner outside the house to bask in the sun. His face was a little gray, his expression was gloomy, his brows were furrowed, and there was a little fear and horror, it seemed that yesterday's assassination had left a deep psychological shadow on him.
Ren Xiaoyao smiled coldly, little bastard, after Lao Tzu goes down the mountain, don't think about it easily, Lao Tzu's subordinates are about to kidnap you. How can I leave you to hook up with my future wife in the mountains?
Ren Xiaoyao ignored him and washed by the well.
"Two masters, two masters! The mountain is down and the deal is sold! Bearded Face ran over and shouted excitedly.
"What kind of sale? Let's go, gather the brothers, and go down the mountain to do a vote! Ren Xiaoyao shook the water stains on his hands fiercely and shouted excitedly.
Immediately Ren Xiaoyao collapsed his face again, forget it, I will go down the mountain and return to the capital immediately, and in the future, I will wear court clothes, wear official hats, walk in official steps, walk in Swenwen, and speak carefully...... Alas, this kind of roaring mountains and forests, the good days of occupying the mountains and being the king can no longer be lived......
Thinking of this, Ren Xiaoyao's mood couldn't help but become extremely lost, and his frustration was beyond words.
Ren Xiaoyao felt that God had crossed him through the wrong place, he was originally more suitable for being a bandit, how did he become a gentleman?
The bearded face smiled and said: "No need, the master has already finished this ticket with his brothers, hehe, the second master, we have really made a lot of money in this transaction, what a lot of red goods......"
Ren Xiaoyao frowned: "Why didn't the owner call me for business?" I'm the second in charge, how do I feel like I'm a decoration......"
The beard smiled honestly: "You were originally an ornament......"
Ren Yaojun's face suddenly turned dark: "............"
Turning his head to look at Zhao Jun, who was wrapped like a mummy and basking in the sun on his back, Ren Xiaoyao couldn't help but feel a little comforted in his heart. ββIf I'm an ornament, then what is Zhao Jun? Isn't he a waste? Well. In this way, I'm still a little better than him.
Thinking like this, Ren Xiaoyao's heart was much more open-minded, and at this time, the bandits who were doing business at the foot of the mountain came up one after another, each carrying a box. Came over with a bang. Look at their struggling appearance, the contents of the box are not light.
Ren Xiaoyao was overjoyed, and he could make a fortune before leaving, this is a windfall! God told me to send it. Young Master Ben didn't dare not send it.
An arrow stepped forward, Ren Xiaoyao couldn't wait to open a box, and saw that it was yellow and golden, and it turned out to be a whole box of gold! Let it go. Quickly opened other boxes and found that they were either gold or fine jadeite and jade.
It's been sent, it's really sent this time......
Ren Xiaoyao's eyes widened, looking at the dozen boxes of gold and jade in front of him, his mouth opened wide, and a line of crystal saliva flowed down the corners of his mouth unconsciously.
This...... How much is this worth? How many times is enough for Lao Tzu to drink flower wine......
Luo Yueniang followed up behind the team, and when she saw Ren Xiaoyao staring at the box in a daze, she was angry and snorted coldly. He turned around and went back to the house.
Ren Xiaoyao's attention was all attracted by the yellow and white thing in front of him, where did he notice her reaction.
ββ¦β¦ You guys, did you go down the mountain to rob the silver village? Ren Xiaoyao blinked vigorously and asked in disbelief.
"Two carriages passed down the mountain in the morning, hehe. The brothers stopped them...... It's not an easy day, the brothers were knocked over by the bodyguards, but fortunately, the courage of the boss has cleaned them all up......," Bearded Faces laughed.
Ren Xiaoyao laughed when he heard this. While laughing, he stretched out his hand and stuffed the neatly stacked gold bars and gold bricks in the box into his arms. said leisurely in his mouth: "Which wronged boss is so unlucky, such a valuable thing has all flew, haha, what a good thing!" Now his family is going bankrupt......"
The bandits also gathered together at this time, opened the box with a smile, counted them, and began to divide the dirt.
"You ...... You're looking for death! Even the goods of the Marquis of Zhongyong in the capital dare to rob! Wait, the officers and soldiers will soon come up the mountain to exterminate you! A low, hoarse male voice cried out resentfully.
The Mansion of the Marquis of Zhongyong? Hey, how does it sound familiar?
Ren was carefree, looked up, but saw dozens of people dressed as dart masters and nurses being tied up with flowers, concentrated on a vacant lot on the east side of the bandits' den, led by a man in his thirties, tied up firmly, with a beard on his face, and bloodshot eyes staring at the group of bandits in front of him.
This man...... It seems a little familiar......
"Smack!" A bandit stepped forward and shook the big man in the mouth, and sneered: "Don't scare Lao Tzu with officers and soldiers, Lao Tzu is scared!" What bullshit loyal and brave marquis! Bah! What if the Lao Tzu robbed it? Can he gnaw Lao Tzu's bird? β
The bandits laughed when they heard this, and their laughter was full of disdain.
Dahan was slapped in the face, but he still couldn't stop sneering, and hissed: "You people who are dead! Lao Tzu, let's see how long you can be free, if you don't take the initiative to return the goods to Lao Tzu at that time, Lao Tzu will have your surname! β
Ren Xiaoyao took a closer look at the appearance of the big man, and after taking a closer look, he couldn't help but be taken aback, and said in a lost voice: "Zheng Zheng? How are you? β
The big man probably didn't expect to meet acquaintances in the bandits' den, so he looked up in amazement, and was suddenly shocked, and blurted out: "Young master? How are you? β
Ren Xiaoyao was pleasantly surprised: "Why are you here?" β
As he spoke, he looked up and hesitated, "You...... You didn't work in my home, but became a dart master? β
Zheng Zhan was still staring at Ren Xiaoyao with a look of disbelief, the eldest young master of the Ren family, who had been missing for a long time, actually appeared in the bandits' den,...... Is there anything more ridiculous in the world?
Zheng Jian listened to Ren Yao's inquiry, and finally came back to his senses, with a somewhat crying and laughing expression: "Young master...... The villain is still working as a nursing home in Renfu......"
Ren Xiaoyao's eyelids jumped, pointed to the boxes that were robbed by the bandits around him, and said in a deep voice: "What's going on with these boxes?" β
Zheng Zhan opened his mouth, glanced at the bandits who were happily sharing the dirt, sighed, and lowered his head.
Ren Xiaoyao's heart was immediately shrouded in an ominous premonition, and he said, "Could it be ...... These are all ...... It's all ......."
Zheng Yan glanced at Ren Xiaoyao sympathetically, nodded slowly, and sighed again.
Ren Xiaoyao's brain suddenly seemed to be struck by lightning, his mouth opened wide, and even his heartbeat missed a few beats. (To be continued.) )