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readx;?...... What the is this called! Gold, jade, it turned out to be my family's ......
Ren Xiaoyao felt like a bare ass and a boy with a piece of money at the moment, smiling stupidly, while throwing the gold, silver and jewelry in his hand to the group of bandits with green eyes, and what was even more sad was that the boy was not stupid at all, but proud......
I can't live this day!
Then Ren Xiaoyao jumped up like a cat with its tail stepped on, rushed to the dirty bandits with a sad and angry face, grabbed the gold and jade in the hands of the bandits, and shouted: "Put it down!" Put the fuck down for Lao Tzu! That's mine! It's all mine! Woohoo......"
The bandits dodged with a grin, and their bearded faces took out of the time and twisted their faces and smiled: "Second master, this is what our brothers have worked hard to rob, why did it all change yours?" Hehe, you are not allowed to eat alone! ...... who commit taboos"
Zheng Zhan was shocked when he heard this: "The second master? Young master, how did you become a ......?"
Ren Xiaoyao wanted to cry without tears at this time, he couldn't rob and rob, and he couldn't explain clearly, he was really embarrassed to die. Pen? Interesting? Pavilion wWw. biquge。 info
"You bandits! Robbing other people's things in broad daylight, is there still a royal law? Ren Xiaoyao said loudly with tears.
The bearded face looked at him strangely and said, "How fresh! Aren't you also a bandit? Are you still the second of our masters, and now you are telling us about the king's law? Belch...... Second, are you dizzy? ”
"I ......" Ren Yao was suffocated, crying: "I will go to the yamen to sue you to ......"
When everyone was pushing and laughing, they suddenly heard a few horns and cannons on the mountainside, and everyone was stunned, but they didn't know why, only to see a bandit with a frightened face, stumbling up the mountain, raising his eyes, seeing that the bandits were there, he couldn't help but shout in horror: "No...... Oh no! ”
"What's wrong? What's wrong? The bandits surrounded and asked.
"Officers and soldiers...... Under the mountainside, there are a lot of ...... Soldiers! The officers and soldiers have come to suppress us! The bandit who reported the news turned pale with fright and stammered.
Everyone was shocked, and hurriedly drew their blades, and some shouted: "Go and tell the master, ask her to decide......"
At this moment, there was another sound of trumpets on the mountainside, and then the bandits heard the sound of the armor rubbing against the officers and soldiers as they walked. It didn't take long for a deep male voice to shout from not far from the bandits' den: "Feng Qiudao, the general of the Longwu Army of the Hua Dynasty, is ordered to suppress the bandits!" Wait until you put down your weapons and surrender quickly! ”
The officers and soldiers under the mountain shouted in unison: "Put down your weapons and surrender quickly!" ”
The sound echoes in the quiet and bleak mountains and forests of winter, and it is not stop for a long time.
Then, very suddenly, a delicate female voice came from among the officers and soldiers, and the voice implied anger.
"What about the female bandit leader? What about that bastard? Where is it? Get out of here! ”
Ren Xiaoyao, who was mourning the loss of his family's wealth, trembled with fear when he heard the words, looked at Zheng Zhan in a daze, and said, "This...... The voice...... Is it ......?"
Zheng Zhan glanced at him sympathetically, nodded and said, "That's right, the young lady is here in person......"
"Plop!"
Ren Yao fell softly. -- Young Master Ben has been very short of calcium recently
The wind is cold, and the valley is empty.
Inside and outside the bandits' den, there was a chilling murderous aura.
The bandits were stunned by the sudden arrival of officers and soldiers, and they looked at the thousands of officers and soldiers outside the bandits' den, their expressions as desperate as if the end of the world was coming.
This is not a quick catch by those small county officials who are not used in the ya, nor is it a garrison outside a certain state or a certain prefecture. These are the regular armies of the Hua Dynasty, which have experienced a hundred battles and are brave and fierce, and they are nominally directly under the direct command of the emperor of the Hua Dynasty. Look at them in a neat queue, full of cold and violent faces, wearing iron armor, holding spears, and there are even more than a thousand archers in the mountains and forests, aiming at them with bows and arrows.
Thousands of troops stood silently, not one of them talking and moving, as if there were thousands of wooden stakes, but a suffocating murderous aura still involuntarily gradually dispersed and spread in the air. Although these expressionless soldiers were silent, their eyes were full of banter and ridicule when they looked at the bandits, as if these bandits were just a small dish for them that was not enough to stuff their teeth......
The bandits were so frightened that they didn't dare to move, just kidding! Not to mention that so many thousands of people stepped forward to fight, even if the more than 1,000 archers shot a few arrows casually, they couldn't stand it! The men in the rivers and lakes are full of blood, but people with blood are not fools, who can do what they can't do, they have rods and scales in their hearts.
In the current situation, if these two hundred or so people immediately stepped forward to fight with thousands of well-equipped and battle-hardened regular troops, they would not be so stupid, just as the meaning contained in the eyes of those soldiers, even the bandits themselves had to admit that with their more than 200 people, it was indeed not enough to stuff people's teeth......
Luo Yueniang hadn't come out for some reason, the bandits had no leader, and they were in a panic, but they saw Ren Xiaoyao looking at the soldiers outside the bandits' den in a daze, her lips couldn't help but squirm, and she didn't know what she was muttering.
The bandits were like grasping at a life-saving straw. A swarm of swarms rushed forward to surround Ren Xiaoyao, and they all hurriedly said: "The second master, what should I do?" Can you give me an idea......?"
"That is, whether we fight or surrender, we have to have someone to give orders, right?"
"Two in charge. Don't listen to him. We're all surrounded like bastards, desperate? Go spell it! I don't do it! ”
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Ren Xiaoyao ignored the bandits' ramblings, his eyes were hollow, and he couldn't stop trembling. He muttered to himself and looked like a nervous patient.
When the bandits saw Ren Xiaoyao's appearance, their hearts suddenly cooled.
"Oops! The second boss was frightened crazy by the dog officers and soldiers......"
"What then? What about the owner? Why hasn't it come out yet? Hurry up and ask someone to invite you! What's going on, why haven't you come out yet? ”
"Hey, the second master's mouth moved for a long time. What the hell was he talking about? ”
"Don't make noise, I'll listen to ......"
One of the bandits put his ear to Ren Yao's mouth, and then stared straight at it, translating sentence by sentence.
"It's over...... The eldest wife has come to catch the rapist...... I, an adulterer, have to run away quickly...... Go home and appease your eldest wife...... Come and soak my little wife again......"
The bandits shook their heads in unison and sighed: "The second boss is really crazy, and they are all incoherent...... God don't bless me Qinglong Mountain! ”
At this time, a loud shout came from outside the bandits' den: "I am Feng Qiudao, the general of the Longwu Army, I was ordered to suppress the bandits, please come out and speak, otherwise I will lead the army to level Qinglong Mountain!" ”
It didn't take long. A delicate and pungent female voice came: "Let it go!" You No. 1 bastard through the ages! Hurry up and get out of here! A good official didn't do it, but he actually ran to be the second leader of the bandits! Do you still have a score? ”
Hearing Qian Yun's angry shouts again, Ren Yao came back to his senses violently, hey, my eldest wife's literary talent is much stronger than before. Bastards are bastards, and they are still "through the ages", is she scolding or fighting?
When I looked down, I saw that Zheng Zheng was still tied strongly. Ren Xiaoyao hurriedly untied him and asked in a low voice, "Why is Qian Yun here?" What the hell are you playing? ”
Zheng Jian smiled bitterly: "Young master." Which one are you playing? How can you be a bandit and ...... Ahem, I also robbed your own red goods, if this is known to the master...... Alas! ”
Ren Xiaoyao sighed heavily and said, "It's hard to say!" In short, my life has been more difficult than you can imagine...... Let's talk about you first, what's going on with these two cars of red goods? Why did Qian Yun follow Feng Qiudao to suppress the bandits? ”
Zheng Zhan shook his head and said: "I don't know the specifics, this morning, the young lady sent someone Pegasus to stop these two trucks of red goods, saying that they were going into the mountains to suppress bandits, and asked us to take the lead first and try the depths, of course I obeyed." So, it's what it is now......"
After making trouble for a long time, it was the bandits who went up the mountain after finishing the business, and then the officers and soldiers were brought up, tsk, Luo Yueniang, Luo Yueniang, you have lost for a while under my eldest wife, it seems that your little wife is determined in the future.
"Let it go! Bastard! If you don't come out yet, do you have to go in and pull you out? Qian Yun seemed to be waiting impatiently outside.
Ren Xiaoyao's scalp is numb, and according to Qianyun's willful temper, she can really do it if she breaks into the bandit's den alone and tries to capture her husband. Think about the ten thousand horses in front of the army, a big man was pulled out by his wife with his ears twisted, how will Lao Tzu behave in the future? Hit the ball headlong and die!
Ren Xiaoyao gritted his teeth, stretched out his head is a knife, and shrunk his head is also a knife, go out and honestly admit his guilt and get the law, don't provoke Qian Yun's ferocity, really order the army to attack, if Qinglong Mountain is killed without leaving chickens and dogs, how can I be worthy of Luo Yueniang?
Just as he was about to step out, Luo Yueniang's faint voice came from behind him.
"Don't move anyone, I'll go out and talk to the officers and soldiers."
After speaking, Luo Yueniang walked out without looking back, her pace was steady, her expression was resolute, and she did not panic at all, as if she was going to a grand banquet leisurely.
Ren was free, and hurriedly walked a few steps to keep up with her.
Luo Yueniang glanced at him and said flatly, "What are you doing?" Get back! They are here to suppress the bandits, you are just the meat ticket I caught, and when the mountain is broken, you just tell the officers and soldiers that they will not embarrass you, you ...... You have to live well......"
After speaking, Luo Yueniang's eyes were slightly red, and then she bit her cheeks, her face became resolute again, and her beautiful head was raised high, as resolute as a strong man who died generously.
Ren Xiaoyao's heart was moved like a spring. At the moment of life and death, she is still worried about my safety, does she really have me in her heart? Or is this her instinctive reaction from a kind of righteousness?
Anyway, I have to protect her even if I try my best today. Aside from the fact that I like her, it doesn't matter. She saved my life under Zhao Jun's butcher's knife, and this favor must be repaid.
So Ren Xiaoyao still walked out with her, and said with a smile as he walked: "This is difficult." The general outside said, you want to be the leader come out and speak, you are the big boss, I am the second boss, we are all the leaders. It's not appropriate for me not to go out! Even though it's the second-in-command, you have to maintain a certain appearance rate......"
"You...... You don't know martial arts, aren't you looking for death when you go out? Have you ever beaten the thousands of troops out there? Luo Yueniang glared at him angrily.
Ren Xiaoyao smiled. What thousands of troops, Lao Tzu swaggered out like this, who dares to move a finger of me outside? - Except for the brutal princess wife.
Luo Yueniang saw that Ren Xiaoyao didn't answer, but continued to walk out with her with a hippie smile, she was in a hurry, so she slapped this guy out of tune and threw it behind.
Ren Xiaoyao seemed to have a sense. Quickly jumped back alertly, took a few steps away from her, and said with a smile: "Slow down, slow down!" You knocked me on a sticky stick last time in the capital, and I haven't asked you to pay for the medical expenses, so you want to knock me on a sticky stick again? Knock me out stupid, you raise me? ”
"You ......" Luo Yueniang saw such a life-and-death moment. This guy was still unserious, as if he didn't care about the thousands of officers and soldiers who suppressed the bandits, which really made her anxious and angry, and glared at him for a long time. Luo Yueniang bit her lower lip and stomped her foot heavily. said: "That's it, I'll tell the officers and soldiers that you are innocent later, and it's ......."
After speaking, she walked outside the village without looking back.
Ren Xiaoyao grinned, but after thinking about it, Qian Yun didn't know what torture methods were waiting for him to enjoy them one by one, and Ren Xiaoyao's handsome face couldn't help but collapse again.
It's hard to be a man, it's even harder to be a princess, and it's even harder to be a man who wants to marry a bandit after marrying a princess. I can't live this day!
Outside the bandits' dwellings, there is only a fence made of almond trees in the mountains and forests, this fence is loose and collapsed, and the rickety posture seems to fall when the wind blows, not so much to prevent thieves, but rather to be an ornament, which is not enough to prevent gentlemen, not to mention the thousands of officers and soldiers who are like wolves and tigers outside.
Beyond the fence is the lake, there is a relatively large open space next to the lake, the officers and soldiers with weapons in their hands, lined up in a neat queue, in a defensive posture, quietly staring at the empty gate of the cottage, waiting for the general's order at any time, and then rushing in.
Five thousand well-equipped, experienced Long Wu Army, against two hundred defenseless, like a rabble of bandits, this battle basically has no suspense, it is simply General Feng's military exploits to his soldiers. The soldiers even easily calculated in their hearts how to capture the bandit leader alive, make the greatest contribution in front of the general, and pave a splendid road for their future.
Qian Yun and Feng Qiudao stood side by side in the front row of the Long Wu Army, closest to the gate of the cottage. Behind Qian Yun, there were more than 300 female guards standing from her, and the guards arched Qian Yun in the middle, faintly creating a separation zone between her and the other soldiers.
Feng Qiudao smiled wryly, and glanced at Qian Yun with a gloomy face from time to time.
His heart is very bitter, the degree of bitterness is only higher than Ren Xiaoyao at this time, he and Ren Xiaoyao combined, they are simply a pair of brothers who have suffered deeply, but Feng Qiudao feels that he is more wronged than Ren Xiaoyao. You let Xiaoyao Ye not go home outside, hooked up with other women, and offended the princess's wife, this is your own business, what does it have to do with me Feng Qiudao? Who did I recruit and who did I mess with? Who did the 5,000 Dragon Warriors under my command provoke whom?
Feng Qiudao can be said to have been coerced by Qian Yun this time.
Yesterday, the county lord of Qianyun suddenly drove to his station outside Xuzhou City, and without saying a word, he asked Feng Qiudao to send troops to suppress the bandits. Feng Qiudao was so silent that he didn't say anything for a long time.
Whenever the imperial court uses troops to conquer, it must be ordered by the emperor himself, the military department must be stamped, and the special envoy will transmit the order to the military camp before the order to transfer troops can take effect. If the general who leads the troops transfers troops without following the order, it is equivalent to a major crime of rebellion, and he will be punished by the nine clans. Feng Qiudao was cautious all his life, even the last time the emperor was besieged by Pan's rebel soldiers in the capital, Ren Xiaoyao was ordered to go out of Beijing to transfer troops to the king, Feng Qiudao must clearly read the emperor's handwritten order to transfer troops before he dared to lead the army into Beijing.
But the lord of Qianyun County came to the military camp to transfer troops, first, there was no emperor's holy decree, and second, there was no military department, so he looked at the sky with two eyes. Empty words, so Feng Qiudao wants to take the lives of his whole family as a companion? What a fool can do! Therefore, Feng Qiudao sensibly rejected the unreasonable request of Her Royal Highness the Princess.
Qian Yun was not reluctant, and led the three hundred female guards out of the camp with a snort, and left a sentence before leaving: "The palace can rely on these three hundred guards to suppress bandits." If the main palace was killed in battle while suppressing bandits. Trouble General Feng to collect the corpse for the main palace! ”
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If His Royal Highness the Princess died in battle because he did not help Feng Qiudao, he and his whole family would not be able to escape death. Therefore, Feng Qiudao had no choice but to lead the army to come, and he was unwilling. Fortunately, he received the emperor's decree from Wen Sen on the way, allowing him to act cheaply, and Feng Qiudao let go of his worries.
The position where Qian Yun was standing now was only more than ten zhang away from the gate of the bandit cottage, and Feng Qiudao was a little frightened. If there are bandits who are good at archery, the distance of more than ten zhang is enough to kill Her Royal Highness the Princess.
"Your Royal Highness, Princess, you ...... Can you take a few steps back? It's too dangerous here, and if you make any mistakes, you'll die! Feng Qiudao smiled bitterly.
Qian Yun glanced at him coldly, didn't move half a step, looked at the sky, and said impatiently: "Why hasn't that bastard come out yet?" And that fox. Hum! You go and arrange the sharpshooter in the army, and as soon as the fox girl comes out, you will give the order to shoot her with an arrow! A shameless woman, dare to seduce my husband! ”
Feng Qiudao's face became even more bitter when he heard this. Yesterday Vinson kindly told him after the announcement. Part of the reason why Ren Xiaoyao didn't return home for a long time was that Ren Xiaoyao fell in love with the female bandit leader in this bandit's den, and if he ordered her to be shot with an arrow. Looking back, you still have to find yourself desperate? I didn't hear it, I didn't hear what Her Royal Highness said just now......
Qian Yun saw Feng Qiudao's eyes half-closed. With his feet on his feet, he looked directly at his ex with an expressionless face, ignoring her words. Qian Yun was so angry that he stomped his feet, and he was ready to get angry.
At this moment, the female guard commander beside Qian Yun suddenly shouted, "Your Highness, look! Someone from the cottage has come out! …… What is this person shaking a white piece in his hand? ”
Qian Yun was overjoyed, stared at it, but saw the gate of the cottage, a thief-headed and thief-headed figure, trembling and taking small steps, as if in a minefield, take a step and carefully observe the officers and soldiers outside who are on guard, from time to time to please bow to the archers who stretch their bows and arrows in the mountains and forests on both sides, and bow to their waists or something.
He was still holding a small wooden pole in his hand, and on the wooden pole, a white cloth-like object with a rather peculiar shape was facing the cold wind, showing it in a very coquettish manner.
The distance is still far away, and I can't recognize the appearance, although there is only one person for Ren, but I have to guard against it. If he was the one who had come to assassinate the princess, it would not be good.
Seeing this, Feng Qiudao shouted violently: "The whole army is on alert! ”
"Huh!" The spears, bows and arrows were aimed at the person who came out of the cottage, and when the general gave an order, ten thousand arrows were fired together, and even the gods couldn't dodge. Leng Sensen's suffocating murderous aura filled every corner of Qinglong Mountain in an instant.
This person was so frightened that his legs weakened, and he shouted with tears: "Damn! Feng Qiudao, General Feng, aren't you? The younger brother made a cameo appearance for two days and was only the second leader of the bandits, as for such a big crime? ”
"It's Brother Ren!"
"It's that bastard!"
Feng Qiudao and Qian Yun shouted with joy when they heard this.
Feng Qiudao immediately shouted: "Collect!" ”
Thousands of soldiers put away their spears and bows and arrows in unison, and the murderous atmosphere of the battlefield suddenly eased.
I saw Ren Xiaoyao walking more than ten zhang away, knowing that the soldiers had put away their weapons, and he was not on guard, he was still the same as when he first came out, he took a step and glanced left and right, like a rabbit only looking for grass to eat by the wolf's den, once he found that the situation was wrong, he immediately turned around and fled. These more than ten zhang walked made the thousands of Longwu soldiers outside worry, and they couldn't wait to kick him on the ass and kick him over.
"Poof!" Qian Yun's pretty face couldn't help laughing anymore, and after laughing, he gritted his teeth and said hatefully: "This bastard is still greedy for life and afraid of death!" I don't know how he made that great contribution to his father! God really doesn't have long eyes! ”
Feng Qiudao and the female guard commander on the side also smiled, this is the young master Ren Xiaoyao Ren they are familiar with, oily and smooth, greedy for life and afraid of death, good for money and lust, thief eyebrows and rat eyes...... In short, he seems to have no shortage of human faults, and all of them are now in him, but he is born with a sense of comfort that makes people feel intimate and safe, and people can't help but get close to him at first sight. knew his problems, but he unknowingly had a deep friendship with him.
After the female guard commander laughed, she suddenly stared at the white cloth-like object in Ren Xiaoyao's hand not far away, and said puzzledly: "Why is the master holding that thing?" What does that mean? And...... That thing is ugly...... I don't know what it is......"
Qian Yun stared at it and looked at it carefully. Then her face turned blood red. I don't know if it's shame or anger.
"This ...... This shameless bastard! Qian Yun gritted her teeth and scolded angrily.
"What's wrong?" The Captain of the Guards asked curiously.
Qian Yun blushed shyly, stared at Ren Xiaoyao not far away hatefully, bit her lower lip, and said softly: "He...... He held it in his hand. Be...... Dirty pants, that is, big pants, this damn bastard, it's so shameless! ”
The commander of the female guards immediately blushed when she heard this, and said, "Yes...... It's the horse's own ...... That one? ”
Qian Yun nodded. "It's still the palace personally looking for the palace to tailor it for him, I naturally recognize it...... What is this shameless man doing when he takes off his close-fitting pants and shows them off in front of thousands of people? (To be continued.) )