44.Chapter 44
After taking a bath, Xiao Chengjun changed into the pajamas prepared in advance, and walked towards his room with the socks and underwear that had been washed in the bathroom just now. But he thought to himself that after all, this was in Li Ran and Bai Jing's house, and he couldn't end up sloppy and let Bai Jing count himself.
In the room, Bai Jing was lying on the bed boredly playing with the mobile phone in his hand, because the light was relatively dim, so the bright light emitted by the mobile phone screen showed a variety of different faces on Bai Jing's face, like a chameleon. Hearing Xiao Chengjun's gradual footsteps, Bai Jing turned over and lay on the beige sheet, and read with his face to the door: "Your gold lord seems to have sent a message." β
Hearing Bai Jing's prompt, Xiao Chengjun suddenly calmed down, swept away Fang Cai's tired appearance, and then, the soles of his feet instantly took three steps and two steps to his room as if he had been smeared with oil, as if the gold lord would disappear in the next second.
Bai Jing saw that Xiao Chengjun, who entered the house, was carrying his underwear and socks that were still dripping, and then turned his head sideways to look at the solid wooden door facing south behind him and said, "The balcony is over there, go and hang up your sexy checkered panties, it is a sunny day tomorrow, the sunshine is good, and you can also disinfect your panties." Ha ha. After speaking, Bai Jing leaned over and raised his eyebrows at the underwear in his hand.
In the evening, Xiao Chengjun didn't want to tell Bai Jing about these things anymore, he just glanced at Bai Jing, and when he was walking to the balcony, Xiao Chengjun didn't forget what Bai Jing had just said, and asked, "Is there a message from the wood?" What are you talking about? β
"I didn't look at it, but I saw that the screen of your mobile phone lit up, showing the message from the wood, you can see it yourself later." Bai Jing was self-conscious, knowing that it was extremely immoral to peep on other people's information. But he didn't have to do that, because Bai Jing almost knew 90% about Xiao Chengjun and Wood, and there was nothing to inquire about, he thought to himself that it was nothing more than "What are you doing?" "Did you sleep?" and other unnutritious opening remarks.
"When did you send it?" Xiao Chengjun, who was on the balcony, the voice of his voice floated into the house from the balcony, and he made a 90Β° right-angle turn, drifting into Bai Jing's ears at a fast speed.
Maybe lying on his stomach is not as comfortable as lying down, which made Bai Jing turn over and lie in the position of the big bed by the window again, and he didn't forget to swipe the screen in his hand, and he didn't know what content made him so focused and unabandoned. "10 minutes ago? 5 minutes? Oh, I can't remember, who has the time to pinch you. Without Li Ran's presence, Bai Jingdun felt dark, he didn't have to pretend, and directly returned to the virtue and tone when he was connected with Xiao Chengjun.
Bai Jing's stinky virtue Xiao Chengjun naturally knew, so he didn't care, but fortunately, he sped up the movements of his hands, and soon returned to the left side of the bed and lay down. This bed is really spacious, and two big people more than one meter eight will not look crowded when lying on it, and they can even lie down for one more person.
Xiao Chengjun, who was lying on the bed, instantly felt the softness and wrapping from the mattress, if it weren't for the message from the wood, he really didn't want to move, just like now, sleeping quietly and without worries.
"Where?" Xiao Chengjun turned on his mobile phone, clicked on "Lebo", clicked into the chat interface with Mu without thinking, and saw the message of Mu in front of him.
Bai Jing felt that Xiao Chengjun was already lying next to him, but he didn't pay attention to his own meaning, so he casually put the mobile phone on the bedside table on the right side, connected several jΓΉ lines and rushed to the power, and then turned over and rolled to Xiao Chengjun's side. "What did the wood say?"
"Go, play with your mobile phone and ......" Xiao Chengjun pushed Bai Jing, who was sticking to him, with his elbow as if he was chasing a goose, however, his drive was not indiscriminate.
"Oh, it's crooked~ It's not for anyone to look at the flirting and scolding, no, I know it's shameful." Bai Jing put aside Xiao Chengjun's elbow, poked his head out of Xiao Chengjun's shoulder with his hand, and glanced at the information on the screen.
In the face of Bai Jing's tracing and shamelessness, Xiao Chengjun was not busy or violent, he just shook his shoulders and signaled Bai Jing not to stick to him so closely, it was inconvenient for him to type, "Count your good things......
Bai Jing replied with a "hehe", and then lay down beside Xiao Chengjun obediently, honestly knowing what Xiao Chengjun would say next.
Right now, Xiao Chengjun typed the sentence "I just arrived in Beijing today" in the input box at the bottom of the screen, but who would have thought that Bai Jing poked Xiao Chengjun's side waist, Xiao Chengjun's itchy flesh was all concentrated in this area, Bai Jing's action almost made Xiao Chengjun's mobile phone loose from his hand, otherwise it would have to hit him in the face. "Alas! Alas! Alas! Don't rush back yet! β
Escaping Bai Jing's evil hands, Xiao Chengjun hurriedly said impatiently: "What's the matter? My big young master Bai. β
"Why are you reacting so much?"
"Nonsense, my waist is full of itchy flesh, can I not react much." Xiao Chengjun glanced at Bai Jing, and then said, "Why don't you let me go back in a hurry?" Bai Jing's words made Xiao Chengjun a little confused and at a loss, and he didn't know what to do with this information in an instant.
Bai Jing straightened up, his hands suddenly hugged his chest, and his eyes looked at the ceiling, with a sworn posture. "You can answer whatever people ask, why are you so real, you won't be able to catch Kaizi when you see you!" After speaking, Bai Jing squinted his eyes and glanced at Xiao Chengjun beside him with his residual vision.
"What do you mean?" As an emotional idiot, Xiao Chengjun is ashamed that he is not as experienced as Bai Jing.
In the face of Xiao Chengjun's honesty, Bai Jing raised his left hand held in front of his chest and lit a little air on his face, and said with a sigh in his mouth: "This chatting and talking with the object you like is a university question, and it is also a matter of skill, don't underestimate the sentence of wood, you see, this literally just wants to find out where you are, but in essence, he wants to understand your specific location while judging what you are doing?" With whom? Did you sneak out and steal fish, etc. β
Xiao Chengjun woke up the moment he heard this, he thought to himself that this Bai Jing had dealt with so many objects before, it was really not in vain, not to mention the experience, the analysis was still the Tao, and it was indeed reasonable. He turned sideways and handed a sentence in the direction of Bai Jing: "Then how should I go back?" β
"In fact, it's not that complicated, in the face of this seemingly simple but very complex problem, we just need to turn the passive into the active and see how I respond." After speaking, Bai Jing quickly snatched the mobile phone in Xiao Chengjun's arms, and in the face of Bai Jing's sudden snatching, Xiao Chengjun didn't have the slightest intention of resisting, and let Bai Jing support him.
Bai Jing, who snatched the phone, did not hesitate at all, although he replied on the screen: "Haven't slept yet?" But in reality, he said: "You see, I can not only skillfully avoid this problem of wood this time, but also take the initiative to ask questions, and it seems that you care about him." β
Xiao Chengjun let out an exclamation of "Sweep", and after a while, Mu Tou also replied with a message.
"I can't sleep when I think about it."
Seeing Wood's reply, Bai Jing's perception and previous experience judged that Wood must be a big bag, but Wood's reply made Bai Jing a little surprised, because in his impression, Wood is a relatively rational and mature person, not like a person who can say this kind of thing, he said in his heart that people really can't look good, the more well-dressed they look on the outside, the more well-dressed they are, and the more they are dressed in essence.
"Xiaojun, I really didn't find out that your wood is so sassy! Haha"
In the face of Bai Jing's outspokenness, Xiao Chengjun couldn't help but be a little embarrassed, but fortunately, the lights in the room were dim, and Bai Jing didn't notice it, otherwise he would have to grasp Xiao Chengjun's point and make a big fuss.
"Who can have you?! It's not enough for you to hurt me, okay, okay, don't put this misleading son aside, I'll handle my own business, or I'll deal with it myself, thank you. After speaking, Xiao Chengjun reached out to grab the phone, but as everyone knows, he changed back to a card position and block in Baijing.
"It's really thin-skinned, okay, don't mess with you, see how I get back, learn a little."
Bai Jing glanced at Xiao Chengjun sideways, and when he judged that Xiao Chengjun didn't want to grab the phone anymore, he posed and replied, "Why can't you sleep?" Let's hear it. β
After a while, the wood replied: "When I think of you, I stand majestically below." β
Before Xiao Chengjun could look at the screen, Bai Jing suddenly shouted, "I'm cΗo!" The sound was not loud, and it shouldn't have disturbed Li Ran, who was sleeping soundly in the next room, but it still startled the person next to the pillow.
"Big night! You want to cheat the corpse! β
"What do you see the wood replied?" When he said this, Bai Jing's heart was roaring loudly: This is a prostitution/demon!
Xiao Chengjun glanced at Bai Jing, and then looked at the mobile phone screen handed by Bai Jing, although it was just a glance, it was enough to make Xiao Chengjun blushy and uneasy. Seeing this, Xiao Chengjun really wanted to grab the phone immediately and quickly reply: "Then you just wait for the explosion below!" Then throw the phone out of the window, destroy the corpse, and preferably have a flash pen used by the "man in black" Rewell Smith that can erase the short-term memories of human beings, and delete all the memories of Bai Jing. However, this qiΔ is only his sole obscenity, how can he be willing to throw away his mobile phone, where to find a flash pen, let alone delete Bai Jing's memory.
Seeing that the blush on Xiao Chengjun's face spread to the base of his neck, Bai Jing put away the horror on his face, and then started a round: "It's nothing, it's all big men, who hasn't had a crooked mind, besides, who doesn't know whom, it's just that kind of thing, it's all the same, the soft and hard are pretty much the same, and there's nothing to be ashamed of." β
Xiao Chengjun coughed lightly, stabilized his feelings, and with a touch of embarrassment, he pretended to be calm and said: "Come, master, that's it, what should I do, you teach me, come." After speaking, Xiao Chengjun made a gesture of "please" and handed over this important task to Bai Jingfa to deal with.
Bai Jing "coughed", with a posture of "what's there to worry about", and quickly replied: "Less is idle, more is hurt///" ^_^
Bai Jinghui's content made Xiao Chengjun seem to understand whether he understood or not, and he couldn't help but ask curiously: "What do you mean?" β
"I'm telling him to use a 'hit/plane' to solve the problem, and to remind him not to be greedy for more than he wants, and to ask him to pay more attention to his body." Bai Jing looked shameless, and he was not ashamed to talk to the "stupid Bai Tian" Mr. in front of him.
Xiao Chengjun listened to a burst of black lines crawling his face, he was not speechless because of what Bai Jing said, after all, he had listened to Mu Tou a lot before, and he was immune to this aspect. It's just that he didn't expect that Bai Jing and Mu would start chatting about this topic and chatting enthusiastically, and there was no intention of terminating at all, chatting about this kind of topic at night, he was not afraid of making waves and acting nonsense in his dreams, and he was listless the next day, and there were spots in his crotch, and he had to deign to wash his pants, which made him feel troublesome when he thought about it.
If you want to talk about pollution, it seems that Xiao Chengjun thinks more dirty in his heart, or he says that people can't look good, and the sea water can't scoop (wΗi, the meaning of holding water), where did Bai Jing know that Xiao Chengjun would have such a dirty/filthy thought.
Although Xiao Chengjun thought so in his heart, he said: "Okay, amazing, you are still fierce!" β
Hearing this, Bai Jing didn't think much about it, he became a "silly white sweet", and didn't hear the disdain in Xiao Chengjun's words at all, and then raised his left foot on his right knee and shook his foot, showing the villain's triumphant ambition.
But there is a saying that says, don't play with a big knife in front of Guan Gong, splash ink in front of Wang Xizhi, build machinery in front of Lu Ban, and don't beat a drum in front of the Thunder Gate. In Mu's view, Bai Jing's recklessness and class axe are just pediatrics for him, Xiao Chengjun's personality and way of speaking are very familiar to Mu, how can he be deceived by the entertainment tycoon who has read countless people, has a unique eye, and is ingenious.
"Give your phone to Joon." The sudden words of the wood made the somewhat carried away, Bai Jing's feet instantly press the pause button.