"Give your phone to Joon." The sudden words of the wood made Bai Jing's feet a little carried away, and he instantly pressed the pause button.

This made Bai Jing instantly shocked, so that his hands trembled slightly in front of the screen a few times, although it was a very small movement, but it made Xiao Chengjun have a full view, Bai Jingxin said: Is this wood the Jade Emperor in the Lingxiao Palace? Could it be that there is a viewing pool next to his couch, where he can gain insight into the joys, sorrows, and sorrows of the world? Track me and Xiao Chengjun's every move and find out its clues? No, where did the bull ghosts, snake gods and the heaven, earth and demon realms come from in this world, I still don't believe that he can have this ability! Could it be that he is trying to deceive me? Is he cheating on me, and he doesn't know who I am? No way! I can't just admit it, it seems that I underestimated him.

With a change of mind, Bai Jing officially opened the mode of the Great Sage of Love.

Right now, Bai Jingfang's attitude that had just gotten carried away was instantly reborn like spring rain and even full of vitality. He turned over abruptly and faced Xiao Chengjun, then shook the mobile phone in his hand in front of Xiao Chengjun, and said, "Xiaojun, don't panic first, deal with this kind of old fritters in the rivers and lakes, there is a plan to resolve ......"

Looking at what Bai Jing said, Xiao Chengjun didn't panic from beginning to end, he said in his heart that this has something to do with me, and you can fill the pit you dug yourself.

But think about it, Xiao Chengjun is more than enough to deal with the two of them, alas? No, how can you say that you are coping? Phew~ Come again, Xiao Chengjun can reply as before, but Bai Jingfei inserted a lever, and also turned himself into an emotional expert and a veteran of the love field, how to say it, this pretending depends on the object, dealing with ordinary people, Bai Jing may be able to bluff for a while, but against an old and spicy person like wood, hehe, this is forced in case it is not good...... That's the rhythm of being Cao.

"Well, you dig the pit yourself, you clean it up yourself." Xiao Chengjun was blunt and spoke cleanly in his heart. Hearing this, Bai Jing's small eyes rolled upward, and the corners of his mouth on the left turned upward, Xiao Chengjun realized that Bai Jing's white eyes were very similar to Xiao Jieyu's invincible big eyes in the legend of Wu Meiniang.

"Heavy color and light friends!" For a long time, Bai Jing held back this sentence.

Xiao Chengjun's face was full of expressions of "This has something to do with heavy sex and light friends", reaching out to reach for his mobile phone, and said that it was a boring joke made by an alumnus of Peking University, and besides, I, a fictitious alumnus, didn't know that Mu was a man, which is feasible.

Seeing that Xiao Chengjun was about to grab his mobile phone, Bai Jing raised his knees and blocked it, followed by a carp to stiffen up, and played Tai Chi on the bed, "Alas! Don't grab it, I haven't finished replying to this message yet. ”

Yes, there is no way to grab the phone, just look at how Bai Jing is forced to pretend. "Hurry back, the wood is still waiting there, and if you don't go back, it will be exposed."

Bai Jing thought to himself, so he quickly lay back beside Xiao Chengjun, and replied under Xiao Chengjun's gaze: "You drank too much, can you still talk?" Don't talk about sleeping. These words are like Xiao Chengjun's tone.

After replying to the message, Bai Jing moved his body in the direction of Xiao Chengjun, held the mobile phone in front of Xiao Chengjun's eyes with his right hand, and clicked on the screen with his left hand, "See!" You know what's it's called! This is called preemptive strike, go ahead! ”

"Hey, look at what you can."

"It's not good, you see, it looks like we don't want to talk to him anymore, but in fact, I'm hanging his appetite, and by the way, I'm also helping you test whether this kid is really dead to you." Speaking of this, Bai Jing paused, patted his hand on Xiao Chengjun's chest, and continued: "Learn a little, brother!" ”

Xiao Chengjun only sighed helplessly, showing his speechlessness at the moment.

Maybe Bai Jing's "preemptive strike" worked, which made Mu no longer continue to trace the source, and replied: "Are you so anxious to dream of me? ”

"I'll it! I take myself too seriously. Right now, Bai Jing looked at the content of Mu's reply and couldn't help but say helplessly. Then, Bai Jing turned his head sideways to look at Xiao Chengjun's side face and asked, "Xiaojun, this is not good." ”

Xiao Chengjun was puzzled for a while: "Why can't it?" ”

As soon as the words fell, Bai Jing sat up and leaned his upper body on the head of the bed, "This object can't be handled like this. ”

Hearing this, Xiao Chengjun seemed to be interested, and he also stood up and leaned on the head of the bed, Bai Jing continued: "Don't look at me chatting with Mu Tou for a couple of words, I can guess how you usually chat." ”

"How?"

"You see, in terms of the way the wood speaks, I guess that most of the times you used to chat was he riding on your head, in other words, the wood was dominant, and the content of your chat was following his words, so you shouldn't have much initiative."

What Bai Jing said was a little ambiguous and confusing, to put it simply, what Bai Jing said was too professional, and Xiao Chengjun couldn't understand it at all. "Brother, can we say it in layman's terms?"

There is no doubt that Xiao Chengjun's zero IQ in emotions has been exchanged for a white eye from Bai Jing. "Dizzy, then let me ask you, you two usually chat, are you always teased/teased by wood?"

Bai Jing's question was like an oncoming fist in Xiao Chengjun's arms, "How do you know?" ”

Bai Jing snorted coldly, "Do you still need to ask, you see, this wood has said a few words before and after, but most of them are some words that provoke you, do you know what this means?" ”

"What does it mean?" To be honest, Bai Jing's keen insight and professional analysis really made Xiao Chengjun shocked and admired, and naturally wanted to get to the bottom of it.

Bai Jing cocked Erlang's legs, and even said with a gesture: "This means that you will suffer in the future!" Let's tell you this, take me and Li Ran as an example, you don't know my character, sometimes I do things vigorously and resolutely, but I will give you a solid bottom, sometimes I want to do this on purpose, you must ask why, I tell you, I did this just to let Li Ran follow my pace, I dug a pit in front, Li Ran buried a pit in the back, etc., you may not understand it well, let me think about how to explain it to you......" Bai Jing paused, unconsciously raised his hand and rubbed his chin with his index finger, A posture of Detective Conan when analyzing the crime scene.

Fortunately, Bai Jing's thinking didn't make Xiao Chengjun wait too long, and after a while, Bai Jing snapped his fingers and continued: "Take the analogy that I have to live with you today, I mean the analogy, don't be blind." Speaking of which, Bai Jing swept Xiao Chengjun beside him.

"Nonsense, say it quickly." Xiao Chengjun was a little impatient, and said in his heart that Bai Jing had so many things, and he didn't finish his words quickly, Mu was still there waiting for me to reply.

"At that time, Li Ran asked me to go back to my room, you also saw it, in fact, I don't have to rely on not leaving, I can listen to Li Ran's words and follow him back to his room to sleep, but I didn't do that, I insisted on staying here to deliberately test whether Li Ran could tolerate my willfulness, it turns out that he did obey my wishes, let's take this matter as an example, this is to put it simply, it is Li Ran's arrogance and willfulness to me, but in depth, it is he Li Ran who can't hold me at all. Of course, I just said it, just for example, Li Ran and I are still quite harmonious, but Xiaojun, you and the wood are not like this, if you are me, the wood is Li Ran, if you play according to my routine, do you know how the wood will react? ”

Before Xiao Chengjun could answer, Bai Jing continued: "The wood will carry you back to your room, and then Xingshi will ask for the guilt, and follow the family law to serve ......."

Xiao Chengjun's eyes widened suddenly, and he immediately interrupted: "What the hell is the family law serving?!" ”

"Hehe, the so-called family law service is to throw you in bed! Hair! Beast! Sex! When he said this, Bai Jing paused word by word to show the seriousness of the situation.

Hearing this, Xiao Chengjun sat up abruptly, his brows furrowed, his eyes widened, his mouth was small, and he looked like he was demented by lightning, but at this moment, the mobile phone in Bai Jing's hand suddenly vibrate.

Feeling the vibration, Bai Jing subconsciously turned on the mobile phone that had turned off the screen.

"Sleeping?"

Bai Jing didn't care about Xiao Chengjun's hot face at this moment, and said in his heart that it shouldn't be delayed too long, don't drag Xiao Chengjun's wood wilting, after all, everything that drags on for too long will inevitably be reversed, and he can't afford the crime of "losing people".

Xiao Chengjun was stunned on the side, and Bai Jing was busy poking the screen and replied: "Not yet, I'm very hungry at this time." ”

There is no doubt that Bai Jing's words are a bitter trick, wanting to win the mercy and affection of the wood through his hunger.

When Bai Jing explained to Xiao Chengjun again, he was thinking about how to fight guerrilla warfare with Wood, which could not only satisfy Wood's appetite, but also reverse the situation for Xiao Chengjun.

After replying, Bai Jing moved to push Xiao Chengjun, who was in a daze beside him. "Alas! Wood replied. ”

Perhaps Bai Jing's strength was greater, which made Xiao Chengjun quickly return to his soul and subconsciously reach out to support the bed to keep his body balanced. Looking back, Xiao Chengjun saw that Bai Jing seemed to be coding words, and immediately leaned over to find out.

Wood: "Sleeping?" ”

Xiaojun: "Not yet, I'm very hungry right now." ”

Wood: "Don't go hungry, don't go downstairs and eat a bowl of ramen." ”

Xiaojun: "I don't like noodles, I want to eat hemp small, sheep scorpions, skewers, ......"

Bai Jing's reply this time was exactly the strategy of "fishing in troubled waters", he said in his heart that most of the night was for everyone to talk and eat, and he wanted to use the temptation of food to distract the wood, so as to leave himself more time to think about how to hold the wood next.

However, there is a saying that is like this, being smart is mistaken by being smart, and Bai Jing has no choice but to lie down.

Seeing the chat content displayed on the screen, before Mu Tou could reply, Xiao Chengjun took the first step to hold Bai Jing's codingword hand.

followed and said, "Big brother, it's exposed." ”

Bai Jing looked dazed: "What kind of stuffing?" You know a yarn, this is called fishing in troubled waters......" Before he could say anything, Bai Jing saw a message from the wooden hair displayed on the screen.

"Enough fun? Bai Jing, give your phone to Xiaojun. ”