Uncle Nine nodded, took the wolfberry water with satisfaction, drank it, and said secretly: It's not in vain that I taught you a morning.

"In this way, Zhang You's character is okay, he is old now, and his white hair has already occupied the high ground, so the two stupid people of Qiusheng Wencai can't inherit my mantle.

Although Wencai is stupid, his talent is not high, he is not clever in doing things, and he is not good at speaking, but he is indeed a good candidate to see Yizhuang, not every Yizhuang in every place has a character like me Lin Fengjiao!

His own vein is also a high status in Maoshan, and the Taoism he learned is a fragment of the "Tao Yuan Sutra".

The first thing to do is to do miscellaneous things, and the little spells that will not enter the stream at all are Dao Tong, and the introduction to Taoism is a warlock, and then practice the "Dao Yuan Sutra", and if you practice the first volume, you will become an earth master, if you practice the second volume, you will become a heavenly master, and if you break through to the third volume, you will be a great heavenly master!

The fourth volume can allow people to break through to the innate realm, to achieve the true unity of heaven and man, not only is the cultivation speed as fast as a rabbit spirit, but also regarded by heaven and earth as their own sons! Almost no need to consume their own mana in battle, they are truly strong cultivators, and their lifespan will also increase by 300 years! Instead of being like Heavenly Master and Great Heavenly Master, only increasing their lifespan by 20 years and 50 years!

I, Lin Fengjiao, is a rare genius in a hundred years, I was taken up the mountain by my master at the age of three, I practiced martial arts at the age of five, I began to practice Taoism at the age of seven, I became a monk at the age of nine, and I worked hard for ten years to break through the earth master, and I broke through the heavenly master three years ago, and the gray hair has been born, I am afraid that there is no hope of breaking through in this life.

If it weren't for the end of the Dharma era, Qiusheng could cultivate to the earth master, and Wencai could also be a warlock, but unfortunately the aura was exhausted, and the cultivation became more and more difficult.

Now even if he is a talented autumn student, he is a warlock at the maximum, and all cultivators in the world are like this, and he can't help it. But I have already told Ah You that he is a heavenly master, and he will definitely work hard to increase his life for 20 years, I believe that the light in his eyes ......blooms!

Uncle Nine sighed again, "However, after Qiusheng, he will definitely inherit his aunt's rouge shop, Wencai, help him find a Yizhuang in a few years, Daotong's strength is enough to guard Yizhuang in this era."

And they are always fighting and disobedient, always causing trouble for themselves, so it is better to take them to the river...... It's better not to count on them, Zhang You can be my successor and inherit my Taoism and Yizhuang, lest Wencai guard Yizhuang and lose his family business!"

Uncle Nine looked at Zhang You in front of him more and more pleasing to the eye, "Ah You, if you don't have a place to go, you can give me a hand in Yizhuang first, there is food and accommodation here." ”

"Salary? What is that?" Uncle Nine felt that he was very merciful, and he had food and shelter! Now that he had nowhere to go, it was good that he was willing to take him in, and Uncle Nine was also a little bit Jiujiu.

"After all, if you want to pass on so many years of Taoist experience to him in the future, this Zhuangzi is also his, what money do you need?"

Time flies, the sun and the moon fly by.

...... Two months later, in the courtyard of Yizhuang, "Hey, ha, hey, ha, ha......" In the courtyard of Yizhuang, Zhang You was playing the kung fu taught by Uncle Jiu, which is said to have been created by Uncle Jiu for so many years to subdue demons and eliminate demons, called "Ten Slaps of the Dragon"!

At first glance, it sounded majestic, and at that time, Qiao Feng and Guo Jing even appeared in Zhang You's mind, "The martial arts world has developed into a supernatural world?"

Until...... Zhang You got the secret book of Uncle Jiu: "Ten Slaps of the Dragon"......

"Ten slaps!! ten slaps of ghosts, in the movie, you mainly use your legs to fight! I'm not mistaken! You can't beat zombies with your hands!"

When Zhang You took the cheats and looked confused, he saw Uncle Nine looking at him with concern, and said in a harmonious voice:

"Ah You, this technique is not attacking and killing, but it is the strongest talisman technique that has been summed up for so many years for the teacher! ”

The groove in Zhang You's heart suddenly suffocated, and he was a little excited and couldn't help himself, "This thing...... It's so suitable for you!"

Since then, Zhang You gets up early every day, makes a hearty breakfast, eats it first and goes to practice - exercising on an empty stomach in the morning will cause low blood sugar and low blood pressure, and in severe cases, it will lead to coma......

Therefore, Zhang You chose to eat a good meal, "If you eat a hearty breakfast, your activities will be more efficient in the day, such as learning to kill people and run away from sports......"

"As for the stomach prolapse after meals, you can practice your hands first!!" Zhang You is very smart at this time.

"Not only in Uncle Jiu's series of horror movies, even if it is a foreign horror movie, the most classic is the elusive supernatural creatures! The kind of skill that suddenly rushes to your side in the blink of an eye is definitely a head harvester, referred to as a head dog!"

In order to live a healthy and complete life, in order to avoid irregular heartbeats caused by long-term sudden shocks.

Zhang You practiced his hand speed hard......

Don't get me wrong, it's not a practice of the knot seal, I saw him holding a piece of yellow paper that had not been drawn, and slowly put it on his cuffs, chest, belt, trouser pocket, and trouser legs, which is to develop the habit of protecting himself.

"The action must be steady! Protect yourself, start from the details! Move towards immortality, start from protecting yourself!"

I picked up a few pieces of yellow paper and frantically pointed at the red dots marked on the wall, and when my arm was sore, I ate it.

Drink wolfberry water, walk to the yard and start practicing "Ten Slaps of the Dragon", it's not that he is not tired, he is very tired, and his muscles are sore and unbearable, but as long as he thinks that he can improve his survivability and make himself go further on the road to immortality, Zhang You feels that he can persevere.

Whenever it comes to this kind of test of willpower, Zhang You will only play more times and then go to rest, and the muscle strain will seriously affect the follow-up exercises, which is undoubtedly extremely inappropriate in the long run.

But after practicing for a month, Zhang You felt, "There are still too few means to protect yourself, and it's not safe at all, and even sleeping has not been fragrant!"

Thereupon...... That night, Zhang Youyou went to find Uncle Jiu, "Master, the first son has been having nightmares lately, and I want to learn some self-defense charms. ”

"Ah You, it's not impossible for you to learn Taoism, how are you practicing kung fu for the teacher to teach you?" Uncle Nine decided to give his apprentice a chance, "It's not because his cooking is delicious, it's not because the health tea he brews makes his body better and better, and his spirit is better than before......

It's just because this disciple is talented and filial...... It's just talented!

This apprentice was born with an aura around, maybe he did have a hunch, and it was not impossible to make an exception to teach him the Tao again, but he couldn't make him feel that he could get it easily, and he had to sharpen his sharpness, and it would be safer to be steady!

Uncle Nine walked to the courtyard with Zhang You while thinking, and began to come and go, and after a few moves, Uncle Nine, who had been holding his hand, found a serious question:

Zhang You's reactions and movements are very fast, and he looks like he has practiced diligently, but this power ...... Why is it so weak?

At this level, when you encounter a supernatural event, you will die in minutes! No wonder you always have nightmares and feel something in the dark?

slapped Zhang You away, Uncle Nine took out a handful of talismans from his pocket, counted out one, thought about it, added two more, and handed it to Zhang You.

Zhang You looked at the black lines all over his head, and the respect in his eyes was even greater!"It should be said that it is worthy of Uncle Jiu? What kind of live painting in the movie is really just for artistic effect." ”

"Kung fu should be practiced diligently, especially to focus on hard work, these few talismans will give you self-defense, keep it carefully, you know?"

"Yes, master, thank you, master!"

Uncle Nine turned around and walked to the bedroom with an expressionless face, baring his teeth and singing silently.

Wen Cai, who came over with the foot-washing water, happened to see it, and his heart suddenly burst: "I haven't made the master angry recently, could it be that the master went out to save people overnight last time, so the master has a grudge?"

"It's impossible, Qiusheng and I obviously got another fat beating, and the buttocks were also caught by that ghost with a bunch of blood, and the face was also swollen......

Later, the master came and slapped our hands, but it's been two months, could it be that the master still remembers?"

Wen Cai hurriedly tested the temperature of the water with his hand, it was just right today, and then obediently said to Uncle Jiu, who was already sitting on the rattan chair:

"Master, wash your feet. As he spoke, he had a happy smile on his face.

Uncle Nine soaked his feet comfortably, and said in his heart: "This stupid boy didn't let me clean up?" It seems that the "love" therapy is really useful, and I will love him even more in the future......

Uncle Nine nodded with satisfaction, squinted his eyes and collapsed in his chair, and began to travel to the outer world version of "My Day and Three Provinces and My Body......

Wen Cai saw Uncle Jiu nodding, smiled even more happily, and silently added some hot water, "Master, wash your feet." ”

Uncle Jiu: "Why do you think something is wrong? But the hot feet are really comfortable, and it is rare to be filial piety, so I will wash for a while." ”

After a while, Wen Cai silently added hot water again, "Master, wash your feet!"

The corners of Uncle Jiu's mouth twitched, and he said secretly: I'm afraid this apprentice is a fool, right?

Uncle Jiu smiled without smiling, "Wencai, go to the living room and bring the massage board that your junior brother sent." ”

"Okay, master. Wen Cai ran out in a hurry.

Uncle Nine pursed his lips, quickly took out his feet to dry, poured all the hot water in the thermos next to him, sat on the bed quickly, and waited for Wen Cai to come in.

"Master, the massage board is here. ”

"Wencai, you've been working hard lately, soak your feet. ”

Wencai: "Thank you, master." "In my heart: Did the master finally let me go?

"Oh~ah......!!!"

"What's the matter, the hot water poured by the master is uncomfortable?"

"No, it's comfortable, it's comfortable, thank you, master. Wen Cai's veins were dilated, his temples were jumping, his face was distorted, and the leg that had been raised violently was pressed down by him again.

"Master, I hate you!!" ( ́; ︵;`)

Uncle Nine comfortably stepped on the massage board sent by Zhang You, and felt that his body was more relaxed.

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At this moment, our protagonist Zhang You has already stepped on the self-made acupressure board to start today's "three provinces and my body":

"I was really impulsive to go to my master to learn the Tao today, after all, I only thought about it for a day, and I was still not stable enough! But fortunately, the result was good.

Combined with the master's attitude towards me in the past two months, and what I heard from Wencai Qiusheng how long it took for them to start learning kung fu when they did chores, I couldn't help but feel that he was the master's illegitimate son...... Judging from the news, I'm diligent and low-key, am I really a genius?

No, it can't be such a coincidence! I'm not the protagonist, it must be the end of the law era, Qiusheng and Wencai are really wasteful!

After so many years, he can only use simple techniques, he can only be regarded as a Taoist child, and he doesn't even know the simplest knowledge, and he makes jokes like "French-style funerals" to shame the master's face.

And I, since I called, I have been well-behaved and clever, and I am also very diligent in learning kung fu from Uncle Jiu, although Uncle Nine has inadvertently tested myself several times, although I didn't see it, it was only after several days that I did not realize it after a large "three provinces of my body" once every three days, or a super-large "three provinces of my body every five days"!

Every now and then, Zhang You will sigh: "Although I am not very smart, but I Zhang Chao has a foresight and I am not in vain, and the sincere line I set when I met before has helped me to get higher and higher in the heart of Uncle Jiu." ”

Mr. Lu Xun said, "Treat people with sincerity, and repay people with sincerity." ”

"Trust is mutual, as long as I believe in the master, I believe in the master, I believe in the master will also believe in me!"

Zhang You nodded with satisfaction, took out the three talismans from his chest, and carefully thought about how to maximize self-defense...... One on the chest, one on the back, and one wrapped in cloth and carried in your trouser pocket - you may take off your clothes in a fight, or pants are safer!

Zhang You also thought that it should be better to pack it in a plastic bag, after all, the cloth bag is not waterproof......

Although I will try my best to avoid not taking wild baths and not going out in the rain......

After all, the state will issue a notice every year: please take care of your children and do not take a wild bath......

There are many people who die every year because of wild bathing, let alone in this strange world with demons and monsters?

And what if !! accidentally encounters a youkai that squirts water?