Chapter 8: The Horror of Black Straight

Zhang You has always had a dream that his girlfriend was a black long straight. But tonight, his golden dreams were shattered.

Here's the thing, Zhang You has been practicing kung fu diligently with Uncle Jiu, and by the way, he has worked hard for three months, and the changes in the attribute panel are as follows:

Name: Zhang You

Strength: 110/362 (Congratulations, you've finally gotten out of a difficult situation)

Dexterity: 142/600 (You have greatly increased your flexibility after successfully losing weight, and you are no longer fat)

Spirit: 121/121 (After studying hard, your mental strength has made great progress, but unfortunately your growth is limited by your IQ...... )

(The above three-dimensional attribute mean value of 100 is an adult male attribute)

Bloodline: The main god's bloodline - mutation

Weapon: Allies (Ununlocked)

Skill:

1. Introduction to Ancient Martial Arts - Relying on the movement speed and reaction speed beyond ordinary people. , you can already easily abuse a rookie, you can easily beat 3~5 adult men, but you can only defeat an ordinary person because of mentality.

2, "Ten Slaps of the Dragon" Intermediate - You have mastered the secret skill: save my dog's life!

3. Introduction to Maoshan Talisman - Under your hard work, you finally got the talisman cultivation method, although the mana of the painting is not strong, the quality is not good, and it is not good-looking, but because of the strong spiritual power affinity that comes with the physique, it is still barely usable.

Merit: 0

Karma: 0

Zhang You Ī£(っ°Д°;) っ

This familiar weapon! The official complaint, it's you, Xiaoguang...... The Lord God of Wisdom and Martial Arts has appeared!It's my respect for you that has finally worked...

Shen Baiguang was confused, and the purple light flashed all over his body, what happened to this little brother? I was still arranging in my heart before, but now I speak so well?

It seems that I can give him more permissions.,The hot body I got before was quite comfortable.,It's a person who knows the times.怂 Thereupon......

"Young host, do you want this golden treasure chest, or this silver treasure chest, or this rusty iron chest?"

Zhang You found that the purple light in front of him suddenly flashed in front of the big purple ball of light, and three boxes floated out:

On the far right is a golden treasure chest, engraved with a fiery red dragon pattern, emitting a golden yellow light, covering a radius of ten zhang, floating steadily in the air, surrounded by a noble aura.

And the silver treasure chest and the rusty iron box were lying on the ground and did not dare to move, the silver treasure chest did not dare to shine, and the rusty iron box did not move, there was a sense of mediocrity.

After careful observation, Zhang You looked at the purple stone ball that emitted a hazy light, and slowly spit out his answer: "I want it all." ā€

That's right, Zhang You can't figure out the routine of the purple main god in front of her, since she has regained consciousness and given herself a box, she may have thoughts that her IQ can't understand, no matter which one she chooses, what she gets in the end must be something that has been decided!

In this case, children only do multiple-choice questions, and adults certainly want them!

Shen Baiguang: I "heard" it all...... However, this little brother actually guessed part of it? So let's give him some sweetness...... After all, it's as weak as an ant.

Zhang You was surprised that the silver box in front of him was the first to open, then the golden box, and finally the iron box, from which a uniform white light rose and slowly lined up and floated over......

Sure enough, it's me, I will always come, no matter how I guess.

With a feeling of joy, Zhang You silently clicked on the first ball of light, and a burst of colored light flashed, like the flash lights of the discotheque in the movie......

Isn't it a little strange for me to be the main god, forget it, I can't understand the thoughts of high-latitude creatures, maybe, people's lives are so plain and boring.

While he was thinking wildly, the ball of light in front of him finally stopped flashing red, and then turned into ...... A skill book, Remote Mastery: Use it to get Master Remote Mastery.

clicked on the second ball of light, and it was another jumping lamp that flashed Zhang You's titanium alloy dog eyes, and then an elixir appeared in front of Zhang You-Musk Righteous Qi Deer Bone Tiger Whip Big Returning Pill:

With deer bones, returns, tiger whips, scorpion pincers, centipede tails, golden toad skins, silver krait venom...... Waiting for ninety-nine eighty-one kinds of nourishing pills to refine, one refreshing, two never tired, three invulnerable!

...... Zhang You looked at the elixir flashing with a strange green light in front of him, and clicked on the third ball of light, but saw a burst of purple light germinate, and a black hole appeared!!

Seeing that when the black hole appeared, it began to expand rapidly from the size of a needle, Zhang You swallowed the pill violently, slapped the skill book on his forehead, and ran away, without looking back......

And when Zhang You strategically retreated, the black hole had spread to a person's height, and a small jade foot slowly walked out of the black hole, bringing out a smooth and round calf, and then a thigh...... The whole person walked out of the black hole, and with a wave of his hand, the black hole was shattered and there was not even slag left.

I saw that her hands were like soft wattles, her skin was like clotted fat, her collar was like a grub, her teeth were like a rhinoceros, her height was proud, her temperament was dusty, like a fairy, but she was perfectly integrated into this world.

Zhang You, who continued to retreat in front, didn't have any induction at all, and still ran wildly, far beyond the agility of ordinary people, bringing a speed comparable to that of a motorcycle, and speeding all the way, as if there was something behind him that could kill him!

Shen Baiguang tilted his head, a little puzzled, obviously he was rewarded?

At this time, Zhang You's heart was a little mixed - the joy was that from the way he appeared, what he drew was extraordinary, and he was worried about whether he could control it.

It's not just creatures that may back, even powerful weapons will back, who makes themselves weak like a little chicken, although they have a little self-protection ability in the world of "Mr. Zombie", but what about putting it in the main god space?

In this way, it is speculated that the way of appearance is so shocking must be far beyond his own strength level.

Although according to the characteristics of the main god space, it is almost impossible for the other party to have malicious intentions, but you must know that the fluctuations that "it" inadvertently brings can kill you in seconds, and the kind of scum that is not left, there is no way to raise the ashes......

Not being able to lift ashes also seems to be good news?

Shen Baiguang, who had a heart with Zhang You, was a little speechless, was this really the host with a low IQ......? Comprehensive?

She didn't bother to move, so she directly pulled Zhang You over with a light whip and threw it at her feet, looking at him with some playfulness.

Zhang You formed himself into a ball, tried hard to roll irregularly on the ground, and then got up suddenly, directly posed the starting action of "Ten Slaps of the Dragon Descending", and quickly turned around, but this look almost shocked him and fell.

Two words popped up in my heart: "Bald head!"

"Ahhh......h

And Zhang You, who was flying in the sky, was so scared that he was about to cry, dear ~ love ~~ of ~~~~~Lord~God~~Big~~~People~~I was wrong~~......

"Are you willing to accept the punishment? willing/of course. ā€

The old rules!

"When~yet~~ahhh

In less than a ten-thousandth of a millisecond, Zhang You returned to the feet of Shen Baiguang_( ́ཀ'ć€āˆ )__

I saw that his face was pale, his body was trembling, his chin was constantly trembling and making a "click......click" sound, the white foam in his mouth was slowly flowing out, his heart was beating like a drum, and his face was full of palpitations......

In fact, Zhang You is already on the verge of losing consciousness, and although he is trying to achieve immortality with a low IQ, he has a fatal weakness - fear of heights!!

When he was sent to the sky, his heart beat and his bladder tightened, and his scalp exploded, and he had been on a volcanic car before...... At the scene of killing pigs, he was the most "hi" in the audience!

Not to mention the pseudo-multiple shadow clone technique that stimulates cardiac arrest, it's okay if he doesn't pee, the feeling of his feet leaving the earth always makes Zhang You crazy, and there will be a desire to destroy everything.

But at this moment...... He temporarily lost his sound thinking ability and felt a chill on his head!

Shen Baiguang quickly grew thick black hair, straight to the knee socket before stopping, she happily turned around, nodded with satisfaction, happy like a 135 pound ...... Child?

Zhang You suddenly stopped foaming at the mouth, and stared blankly at the Shen Baiguang in a circle in front of him, that charming temperament, that charming little round face! That's just right...... A怂

Wait, I'......

Zhang You stretched out his hand and touched it, "What about my hair!!"

Then I was attracted by the beautiful scenery in front of me, "My golden dream~"

Then he was slowly lifted by the light whip, looking at the black Changzhi in front of him and smiling at him, "Come to me often, you're so funny." ā€

Then it turned into a large purple stone ball!!

The dream is broken, and even my legs are shaking, I Zhang You, actually, I want to fall in love with the main god???

Horror is like a 〣 (ºΔº)〣