33. Comic couple thirty-three
Since Huo Chen and his wife appeared on the husband and wife reality show variety show "Life with You", the two of them have either become the first place on the Weibo hot search list, or they are holding hands in the headlines, and some people are scrambling to do things that they can't do, and the couple can do ( ̄▽ ̄) it by going to a supermarket.
#论几盒杜蕾斯的功效. #
#助你成功上头条. #
That night, after receiving phone calls (teasing) from several parties, the two of them went back to their bedrooms to stare at a few small boxes in the drawers of the bedside table, the culprits who ruined the perfect image of our husband and wife!!
The two idiots upstairs, do you still have a so-called image to speak of?
After Bao Zi was verbally teased by her own mother and mother-in-law, her eyes were full of hatred when she looked at these boxes, and she even glared at Huo Chen a few times angrily, which probably meant - look at the good things you have done. Huo Chen naturally understood the shame in his wife's heart, but he was quite light-hearted.
"Baozi, don't look at me like that, weren't you quite attentive to your research at that time?"
Package of two goods: "........." A mouthful of old blood was blocked in his chest, and he couldn't spray it if he wanted to, after all, what his husband said was an indisputable fact QAQ.
#自己作的死, you have to bury your own pit. #
It's all on the headlines, what can be done? The only thing Bao Zi lamented was that the speed of news transmission was too fast. I saw what was written on the entertainment news on my front foot, and the parents of the two parents on the back foot called me and asked, "How many grandchildren have I lost, you two think about it for me." The indignation in his tone made the two stupid couples tremble. Of course, in the end, he was prevaricated by the shameless Huo Chen.
#所以说.........#
#做公众人物真的是好可怕. #
#什么事情都会被别人知道. #
#家事国事天下事事事关心. #
"I don't even dare to scroll through Weibo now, my heart is so stuffy."
"Baozi, keep a good attitude, you have to know that Seong is not blessed if he loses his horse."
"Oh, tell me where the so-called blessing is?"
"First, my parents know that we have a good relationship and don't want children for the time being, so they won't keep pushing us. Second, it is estimated that the number of your Weibo fans has risen again, and my steamed buns are now thriving. ”
Bao Honghuo Azusa: "........."
"The last and most important point is that it is estimated that soon our husband and wife will also shoot an advertisement together, and you can make some money again."
"Really? What advertising (☆_☆)? ”
"Durex."
“………”
#呵呵哒. #
#霍琛你这绝壁是在逗我. #
#我虽然身为十八线. #
#但并不是所有的广告我都会接的. #
"Achen, you have the ability to pick up an advertisement for an aunt's towel→_→."
Huo Chen: "........."
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If God gave Bao Zi another chance, then she would never have studied those small boxes with Huo Chen in the supermarket yesterday. You must not underestimate the power of the headlines, Bao Erwu was full of anticipation and thought that things would be successfully covered after a sleep, but as a result, after taking out the mobile phone that he didn't dare to touch yesterday the next day, the whole person was not good - Weibo fans and friends no longer call them two stupid couples, but affectionately gave them a more appropriate nickname for their behavior, that is, dirty husband and dirty woman.
#悲伤是辣么的大. #
What made Bao Zi even more want to dig a crack in the ground and get into it was-
Monday is here, and the "Life with You" program team is coming to their house to install a camera. Because they are all old acquaintances and it is the last episode of the recording, Bao Er wants to wait for people to be kind to them when they come, and it is necessary to make a tea or something, not to mention that she herself knows that the film crew was also abused by the couple in the first three weeks.
Before the arrival of the program team, the imaginary qiē was so perfect.
But the reality is always so skinny -
When the program team arrived, Bao Zi went to open the door, and she was about to say a word of welcome, but she was intercepted by the director before she could speak: "You little couples really don't want to show me when the show is recording." ”
"Huh?"
"Last night's headlines, you know."
“………”
#并不想懂. #
#求揭过这一茬. #
#导演我真没有想到你是爱看八卦的导演. #
When Bao Er's goods were in distress, Huo Chen came to help: "This is a matter between husband and wife, and the director will understand it after you get married." ”
#想看我们的囧事. #
#导演你还是先脱单吧. #
#欺负我老婆害羞. #
#你是没把身为她丈夫的我放在眼里吧. #
Director: "........."
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Originally, the program team only planned to install cameras in the living room, kitchen, balcony and other places of Huo Yingdi's house, but now →_→ although this is a bit of a violation of others, but the director who is willful and wants to work for the welfare of the audience and friends secretly wants to increase the ratings still put forward his own ideas: "Can I install one in the bedroom?" ”
Huo Chen: "What do you think→_→?" ”
Director, shameless actor: "I think it's okay." ”
Huo Chen: "Hehe. ”
#人贵在有自知自明. #
#卧室里的事情你们就不要拍了. #
#拍到了节目就不能播出了 (just kidding). #
The director also knew that this request was indeed difficult for some strongmen, although the idea was still burning in his heart, but the owner disagreed, so he had to give up.
No one thought that at this time, there would be a Cheng biting gold halfway: "Husband, why can't you be safe in the bedroom?" ”
Huo Chen: "........."
#脑婆专业拆台五十年肿么破? #
"Baozi, don't regret it."
"Regret what?"
"You've lost the only place where you can be free to be stupid."
"Isn't there a toilet?"
“………”
#我tmd居然又无言以对了. #
#算了, it's good if you're happy with the buns. #
#但是, why do I have a very ominous premonition of QAQ? #
Director: "→_→"
#虽然你们无时无刻地在我们面前秀恩爱. #
#但是我单身汪大人有大量, I don't have the same knowledge as you. #
#甚至还要夸奖一下其中的包梓小姐, thank you for your support. #
There is actually a reason why Bao Erwu did this - a camera is installed in the bedroom, and this bun will no longer have to worry about being crushed into a short pie by Huo someone this week.
#就是辣么机智. #
#感觉自己棒棒哒=v=. #
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The director team originally wanted to leave a cameraman and then wave his sleeves and leave, but as a result, the cameraman was kicked out. According to the cameraman, Huo Yingdi said - I will ask you to come over and take pictures when I want to go out, and I don't need you when I am at home with Baozi, Mr. Bulb.
Others: "........."
It is said that a woman's sixth sense is very accurate, but sometimes some of men's intuition is equally accurate.
Huo Chen is familiar with his wife's attributes - the stupid two cuteness is a little bit big, and there will be a problem of forgetting things and forgetting things in the big grin. So he dared to guarantee that when it was night, his daughter-in-law would definitely forget that there was a camera in the bedroom, so in order to retaliate for not standing on the same front as him today, Huo Chen decided to watch his wife be stupid at night.
#反正形象已经丢完了, so I just don't care about it at all. #
#丢在地上的节操我也不愿意再捡起来了, it's already dirty after all. #
Huo Chen thinks that not installing a camera in the bedroom is a secret space for Bao Er's stupidity, but in fact, it's not, as long as the couple stays together, where will they take care of the camera - the two stupid couples are stupid and even afraid of the camera→_→.
………………
The incident of the two stupid couples going to the supermarket to buy boxes is getting hotter and hotter, and in this regard, Bao Erwu feels that - fortunately, he doesn't have to go out of the house, so that he can avoid the limelight =v=.
When I lay on the bed on my back at night and scrolled through Weibo-
Since ancient times, red and blue out of CP: I liked you when I watched the first issue of "Life with You", I feel that you have a great boyfriend, of course, I also saw you and Huo Yingdi's stupid two cuteness in the show, until last night, I actually discovered another attribute of yours, dirty woman, it's nice to meet you.
If love goes down: a train woo woo woo~
If life is only as first seen: two trains woo woo woo ~
Probably like: I want to ask, which one did you choose in the end? Ask for recommendations ^_^.
………………
Film and television actor Mo Yayi: →_→
Bao Zi: "........."
#ohno#
The bag of two goods that was driven crazy by the small box was really as Huo Chen expected, and forgot about the camera in the bedroom that she saw with her own eyes this morning, only to see her rolling to the edge of the bed wrapped in the quilt, stretching out her hand to open the bedside table, and taking out the murderer who put their husband and wife in dire straits-the small box, and then rolled to Huo Chen's side, holding the small box and shaking it in front of his eyes.
"I have a deep hatred for it right now, can I get rid of it?"
"Can't be wasted."
“………”
"Also, Baozi, the camera is shooting, keep a low profile =v=."
“…… Whew~"
Bao Er, who realized that he had done something stupid again, screamed miserably, and quickly threw away the hot potato on his hand, and then buried the whole person in the quilt, from head to toe, where it was not exposed.
Huo was completely embarrassed and calm, he stood up and calmly picked up the small box that his wife had thrown away, put it on the bedside table, and then returned to the bed, trying to dig out the shrunken turtle bag.
"The buns are coming out, stuffy."
"I'm dead, I have something to burn incense, thank you."
"Hurry up, I don't sleep with steamed buns."
"Oh, then I'll go to the guest room."
“………”
Bao Erwu seemed to think of something, and finally stuck out a head from the quilt: "Wait, husband, there is no camera in the guest room, we can sleep there." ”
"Uh-huh."
………………
After a long night, apart from the scene just now, the camera in the bedroom was destined to be useless for a week. Because the two stupid couples have decided to move to the next room this week and sleep in a hug.
In the room –
"I warned you that you can't have a camera in your bedroom, and you don't listen, huh?"
"Husband, I was wrong."
"Snort~"
"I shouldn't have listened to the old man, and now I'm really at a loss."
Huo Chen: "........."
#呵呵哒#
#老人指的是......#
#啧#
"Husband, it's really faceless to see people when that part is broadcast."
"Well, who is to blame?"
“QAQ”
#我tmd又不是故意的. #
#微博上艾特我的满满的都是这个话题. #
#我只是着急想处理掉那些盒子罢了. #
#然后.........#
#我不想说话了, I want to be quiet. #
#再见, the world of my idiot. #