34. Comic couple thirty-four

After moving to the guest room next door without a camera, although there was such a great benefit that selling stupidity would not be recorded, but soon Bao Erwu found out that she wanted to buy a bottle of regret medicine and swallow it - in comparison, in fact, she and Huo Chen's stupid Ermeng had already been announced to the world, and who in the world still didn't know their style? So what everyone already knows, she still has to hide it, it's a big deal to break the jar and break it→_→.

Why does the second cargo have such a frustrating idea? If you think about it carefully with your toes, you will know that this must be a good thing that Huo Chen did. Without the monitoring of such a thing as a camera, it is obviously much more convenient for Huo Chen to move his hands and feet on the bun=v=.

The moon is dark and the wind is high, the beauty is by his side, Huo feels that he will definitely have a moderate amount of happiness tonight, but just when he wants to go further with his daughter-in-law-

"Hey, stupid bun, are you murdering your husband?"

"No, I'm just practicing women's self-defense."

“………”

That's right, a woman who had learned the art of self-defense kicked her legal husband out of bed without a trace of →_→.

Huo Chen felt so frustrated—he really didn't expect that his daughter-in-law's self-defense technique was actually used on him. Actually, Huo Chen didn't want to roll and roll with the buns, after all, it was also during the filming of the show, although there was no monitor (camera) in this room, but the two of them had always dressed very casually when they were at home, in case he was photographed with a small strawberry on his neck when he was walking around the living room tomorrow, then he would be embarrassed. After all, it seems that in the recent period, the traces left by his love with Baozi have always been captured by the camera, although some of them were inadvertently photographed, and some of them were deliberately done by him, but there is a saying that there are only three things, and the kiss marks or something really don't let outsiders see it anymore. Huo Chen just wanted to kiss and touch his daughter-in-law moderately when he was sleeping, and he had absolutely no other impure thoughts, which Cheng thought that he would be kicked out of bed by buns.

#真的是...... It's a shame. #

#恩爱的大床又一次说塌就塌了. #

#还好这个房间足够安全. #

#这种事情只有天知地知媳妇知我知. #

Huo San, whose male self-esteem was hurt by 10,000 points, climbed into bed, with his back to Bao Er, he needed to be quiet, he needed someone to soothe his injured heart.

#傲娇的人生不需要解释. #

"Husband~"

"Hmph."

"I'll get over here and let you hug me."

"No, thank you."

#当初是你要分开分开就分开. #

#现在又要用拥抱把我哄回来. #

#朕是那么容易哄的吗? #

#笑话( ̄^ ̄)ゞ. #

“………”

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When Bao Zi did not hesitate to betray a little bit of hue to coax the tsundere Huo San-year-old in the end, there was another explosion on Weibo-

"Life with You" program team: This time the filming was carried out at the home of the celebrity couple, so please look forward to their daily life at home!!

Tsk, as soon as the news came out, netizens began to think about it again-

Netizen 1: I just want to ask, will the dirty man and the dirty woman at home forget the storage of the jì camera, and then hey, hey, the majority of netizens, you know~

Netizen 2: Pure I gave up watching the filthy husband and wife, I watched the other two pairs of [smile].

Netizen 3: Am I the only one looking forward to knowing the specific brand and specific type of those small boxes from their home→_→?

Netizen 3 got a lot of likes for this question.

………………

Netizen N: There are filthy public and filthy women, and they have their own nests, tsk, the picture is too dirty, I don't dare to think about it, I just want to ask if the director team has a camera in their bedroom? If it's settled, will the content filmed not be allowed to be broadcast, hahaha.

………………

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"I don't want to get up."

"Then you can sleep a little longer, and I'll make breakfast."

"No, no, no, where there is a camera, how dare I let you cook, I just don't know what to do with this kind of self-play shooting at home?"

"It's like that."

"Well, get up, every morning after I get up, I silently encourage myself: you have done such a difficult thing as getting up, what can stump you the next day!"

“………”

Although Bao Zi is a dazzling star in the culinary world, she usually doesn't take it lightly, especially when Huo Chen is at home, even if she once said - I'll cook your food - such a thing, but Bao Erwu must admit that he is a giant in speech and a dwarf in action. Fortunately, Huo Chen would not bother with such trivial matters with her, and he also enjoyed cooking for his wife very much.

But this week, Bao Zi will definitely be in charge of the cooking herself, and she is afraid that fans will cause them to attack her after seeing her like this - enslavement - their male god. It is said that the fans are crazy and terrifying, and she is still careful.

#很显然.........#

#包梓她就是想太多了. #

#粉丝们热情地表示.........#

#她们就是想看霍影帝小媳妇般的模样=v=. #

"Do you need me to give you a hand?"

"No, husband, you go to the living room to play by yourself, and then the whole kitchen is contracted by me."

“………”

The kitchen lady in the kitchen was methodically stir-frying side dishes, but the corners of Huo Yingdi's mouth outside the kitchen twitched, because he was idle and had nothing to do, he leaned towards his daughter-in-law, took out his mobile phone and swiped Weibo, and the hot topic was that the husband and wife variety show "Life with You" will reveal the small box that Huo Chen and his wife bought in the supermarket.

#尼玛. #

#又上热搜. #

#不就是几个盒子吗? #

#想要的话自己去超市买啊. #

#老盯着别人家的是怎么回事? #

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In fact, the celebrity couples all feel that the last shooting of the program team is not so reasonable, no matter which celebrity couple is, they stay at home and do nothing, and they can't shoot any interesting content at all - just a few words occasionally.

At the beginning, the second cargo was symbolically taken out of the broom and prepared to clean up, and as a result-

"Wife, please hold back."

“………”

"You're so virtuous, I'll really think I'm marrying the wrong person."

“→_→”

#我必须要控zhì我自己. #

#砍了他的话我就成了寡妇了. #

Now that the pretense has been exposed, Bao Zi has no choice but to reveal her true form, she is happy now, she is good at home, she is good at home, she has a mobile phone, a computer and a network=v=.

Then, the bag that didn't sweep the floor and brushed on the sofa with love crazy.

#从此老公是路人了. #

Huo Chen: "........."

#我刚才是不是做错了. #

#如果早知道会这样. #

#当初我就不应该拆脑婆的台. #

There is a kind of revenge called - I do the same thing as you -, Huo Chen thought like this: Since you love your mobile phone and don't love your husband, then I will also let you experience the taste of this, and treat others in the same way, I want to see if you will abandon me for the mobile phone from now on.

………………

Deathly silent, the couple are playing with their mobile phones, but one is attentive and the other is absent-minded. This went on for a long time, until the cameras wanted to turn off automatically.

Fortunately, Bao Erwu pulled himself out of the world of mobile phones in time, and when he looked up at his husband, he found that he was playing games with his mobile phone, and that casual feeling once again caused Bao Zi's nymphomania-

#妈蛋#

#我老公现在好帅. #

#我想扑倒他了肿么破QAQ. #

#等等.........#

#我老公不是应该一直都帅的吗? #

As for Huo Chen, as early as when Bao Zi looked at him, he had no intention of playing games, and his heart inevitably rippled, and while rippling, he didn't forget to give himself a cool expression-

#对面的老婆看过来. #

#看过来看过来. #

#不要对我不理不睬. #

#其实我很可爱~#

As we all know, Bao Zi has no resistance to three things - one is a mobile phone, the second is food, and the third is her husband's beauty. Although she always hinted in her heart that she should not be impulsive, there was a camera at the scene, she couldn't bear it, when could her husband not fall down, she must be reserved now!

In the end, I still didn't succeed in holding on to QAQ.

Bao Erwu burst out of the power of the desolation in her body, she pounced on her husband who was playing games, she wanted to kiss him, but because she didn't grasp the distance, strength and direction of the pounce, not only did she not kiss, but she also showed -gameover- on her husband's mobile phone screen.

Bao Zi: "Σ(-д-lll)"

Trouble is in trouble, you have to run quickly.

Otherwise, you will be hung up and beaten.

The sorrow of short legs is that the way is blocked in a miserable way, and Bao Erkou feels that he is absolutely dead, and as a result-

"Run, run, you haven't kissed yet."

“………”

Then →_→

The two of them kissed like a dragonfly, after all, there was a camera, and they still grasped the scale of their kiss.

If the camera could talk, it would say now – I choose to die.

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In the evening, Huo Chen suddenly received a phone call. After walking to the balcony for a few minutes, when I came back, I revealed a bad news to Baozi -

"Wife, I'm going out to film." 【Yan sù face】

"Huh? When? [Confused face]

"Leave tomorrow morning."

"What about the show, QAQ?"

"Well, I'm going to have to let you sell stupidity in front of the camera alone."

“………”

#留我一个人面对这么多台摄像机真的好吗? #

#看你是去赚钱的份上. #

#我就原谅你了. #

Because her husband is about to leave tomorrow, the bun as a wife has been sticking to Huo Chen at night. It feels like it's going to hang on him.

Huo Chen: "( ̄▽ ̄)"