Su Ke leaned his head back on the sofa and stared at the brilliant galaxy outside the window with an unpredictable expression. For a long time, he sighed softly.

"What are you bothering about? It's just 100,000 interstellar coins, so careful? ”

Qin Ge sat opposite Su Ke and smiled indifferently at him through the rising steam from the teacup.

"It's not a matter of care." Su Ke straightened up with a cold expression: "It's just a little frustrated." I have been in charge of the five patients, and the longest has been in the hospital for three years, but I didn't expect ......"

"We didn't expect that." Qin Ge interrupted him, "This kind of inexplicable hysteria is originally a medical problem...... 'bumper'?" Before, the medical community didn't even know how to classify it. ”

"yes." Su Ke's demeanor fell, and a trace of dazedness crossed his eyes: "There is no reason to be sluggish, unconscious, and unresponsive, but the brain is normal, and the last law that can be summed up is that there is no regularity - some patients are not awake until they die, and some patients can be woken up by calling their names." Ha, and that primitive social model of treatment – it's just a funny medical joke. ”

Qin Ge picked up the teacup, took a sip comfortably, and said leisurely: "It's not a joke, Ah Ke. Hundreds of people suffer from this hysteria every year – or rather, call it a hitter, 90 per cent of whom heal on their own, and the remaining 10 per cent never wake up. No lesions, no warnings, no regularity, and it even looks like it's just in a daze for too long...... If there is a remedy to solve this problem, then it is not a joke - Xiao Ke, human life is never a joke. ”

Xu saw Su Ke's disdain, and Qin Ge added: "I know your talent in medicine. But I think you still have to be a little bit in awe. Those netizens are right, medicine is for life...... Black cats and white cats, if you catch a mouse, you are a good cat. ”

"Black cat, white cat? I think it's a fake cat. Su Ke smacked slightly, and stood up from the sofa: "I want someone to arrange a psychological test, this home remedy is a placebo ......"

He pulled out his communicator, paced to the floor-to-ceiling window, and began to dial into the bright lights outside. He pressed the number, and inadvertently looked up, catching a glimpse of a handsome face in the glass-studded lights. Su Ke grinned a little narcissistically. Then he saw a pale silhouette on his head—

That's a woman's face!

For the whole morning of the next day, Lin Jian was confused.

This state of confusion started from seeing Su Ke's reward, to the end of watching the video and reached the high court, and in the end, he could no longer tell whether the alpaca running wildly in his heart was excited about the reward of the great god, or was surprised by the effectiveness of the home remedies.

- That's right, as a Taoist writer, Lin Jian is an out-and-out materialist, materialistic enough to go to the toilet alone after watching "The Grudge". Although he is talking nonsense in the novel, he has never believed in these gods and goddesses, and even once engaged in materialistic propaganda at the end of the chapter......

Today, however, his three views are shattered.

In any case, the five patients did wake up in a rather unscientific way. In view of the way the video was filmed and Su Ke's identity, he couldn't even find out the question, and he insisted that it could only be said to be a coincidence, but five coincidences overlapped - then Dr. Su should go to buy a lottery ticket......

Moreover, due to Su Ke's high profile in the early stage, and his fans' chattering on the barrage, this video is simply filled with the atmosphere of pretending to slap the face that the masses like to see. Countless dark-hearted otaku shared the video everywhere, and also took one name after another to lose their temperament:

"Fans kneel and lick, male god slaps face! 》

"The highest level of male god who pretends to be a pig and eats a tiger licks me"

"Which one is better to pretend to be forced to slap your face?" Turn left to find Lin Ying"

……

After browsing the forum, Lin Jian wanted to kill herself......

Now his account has exploded: there are people who ask for medical advice (Damn, how did a novelist run to the forum to become a doctor?) ), there are people who come to kneel and lick the great god (Lao Tzu really doesn't understand anything, don't mess around!) ), intellectually acceptable, emotionally refusing to come to scold the street (although Lao Tzu is unreliable, but isn't it your male god who sent his face to the door?) )……

Lin Jian felt so tired.

After turning off the computer, he thought about it for a long time: First of all, the fame is out, and with these hundreds of thousands of rewards, he will not worry about living for the time being, it can be said that the advantages of this incident generally outweigh the disadvantages. Of course, you should also be sober-minded, don't think that a small method is useful, and the whole book is right, or it is safer to take the road of materialism. You can first consider using fame to promote the new book, but you must emphasize the uncertainty of these partial methods, and directly deduce that it is the secret recipe left by the older generation, whether it is useful or not, don't look for me......

Since there were hundreds of thousands, Lin Jian did not hesitate to order a luxury takeaway to treat himself, but as soon as the takeaway was delivered, he didn't have time to take a bite before the communicator rang.

Lin Jian picked up the communicator, and the male voice inside was deep and gloomy: "Hello, I am Su Luo, the president of the Su Group. Did you ever have an argument with your Excellency yesterday afternoon over the collision with you? ”

“…… Be. ”

Mamma Mia, this is a parent looking for a kick in the gym? The plot of the second generation of urban novels is slapped in the face!

Su Luo's tone was stern, and his voice was low: "Last night, my brother fell into a coma at the Su Clan's headquarters and had symptoms of hitting customers. ”

"Clams?"

"Mr. Lin, in view of your authority in the matter of bumping into the customer, I hope that you will intervene in the treatment process of your brother as much as possible. As long as the younger brother improves, the Su family will not hesitate to pay. ”

"Wait a minute—"

"Doodoo ......"

I'm a man! Don't you want to be so fast in the face! Lao Tzu is a fart authority! Damn, if you call Lao Tzu until now, it must not be an ordinary bumper! Do you really want to pretend to be a ghost according to the Maoshan technique?

It's time to hit the streets!

Lin Jian turned around, picked up the communicator and began to dial back the number-

"There are three employees of Sushi Group waiting outside the door, is it received?

Damn, I don't even have time to escape, I just want to be a dog.

Lin Jian was invited to the hovercar in a daze, crossed the pitch-black space in a daze, and was taken into Su's Hospital in a daze-

It wasn't until he stood in the ward and saw Dr. Su unconscious on the hospital bed that Gonggong Lin woke up.

Then, he was stunned by the crowded screens in the ward, the winding lines, the solemn and upright black suit, and the strange smell of medicine—

Damn, it's like a human test site!

The handsome man sitting in front of the hospital bed straightened up, a handsome face that was quite similar to Su Ke was stern, and he stared at Lin Jian, as deep as obsidian.

"Does Mr. Lin see something wrong?" Su Luo's voice was low and pleasant.

Lin Jian sighed, quickly took his eyes off Su Luo, and turned his head to stare at the sleeping beautiful man on the hospital bed - this time he sighed in his heart: although he had only met once on the video, he was still very impressed by Su Ke's handsome face, but now this handsome face looks like he is twenty years older!

I'm rubbing this really isn't a simple bumper! This looks like it's been remediated!

"Mr. Lin, don't you want to take a closer look? Even Mr. Lin is a bold artist, please be careful, so that I can be a little bit of a brother. ”

Lin Jian......

Lin Jian stepped forward tremblingly, reached out and touched Su Ke's face, which was smooth and cold to the touch - this kid was covered in sweat!

He trembled and raised his hand to take a closer look, and a faint smell of water came from the surface.

Oh my God, this really doesn't look like a hitter, it's like a powerful thing......

Maoshan Shuzhiyun: Yin and Yang have their own smell (sound smell, smell meaning). If the yang is prosperous and the yin is decaying, and the yang is floating, it smells like a smell (the smell of mutton and dog meat); If the yin is prosperous and the yang is declining, it will smell fishy. Generally speaking, the yang of the human body is more abundant than the yin, and only the dying person has a strong fishy smell......

A young man in his early twenties, the yin qi is actually so thick that this cliff is not a small fight.

Lin Jian stood at the head of the bed and stared at his fingers for a long time, only feeling that he wanted to cry without tears, and after a long time, he turned his head and asked, "...... Are there cow tears? ”

Let's see what this kid has won, right? I hope Maoshan Shuzhi is not talking nonsense......

Su Luo frowned and looked at the black suit beside him, and the black suit bowed his head and said respectfully: "A few days ago, I studied mammalian lysozyme in the real room, and I also left a few bottles of cow tears samples, but I have mixed some glucose and normal saline, I don't know ......"

"Then you can try it first?" - Anyway, Maoshan Shuzhi didn't say that glucose can't be added......

The black suit moved quickly, and five minutes later, a bucket of cow tears came.

- Are you cows crying blind?

Lin Jian picked up the glass next to him, scooped it in the huge bucket, and sprinkled it on the face of the black suit-

Black Suit: ......

Lin Jian coughed casually and said, "Look back at your young master, what does he have?" “

- If you sprinkle cow tears, you can see ghosts, so don't see ghosts!

The black suit stared at him expressionlessly, turned his head to glance at the bed, and suddenly opened his mouth wide.

"How?" Su Luo said coldly.

"Young Master...... Second Young Master, why is there a black shadow on the back of the Second Young Master? ”