Lin Jian was on fire.

Although most of the netizens under the post are still skeptical, there are still good deeds who checked the medical record number provided by the tipping hot post, and finally had to admit that she said the truth - at least more like the truth than their suspicions.

After the skeptics were slapped in the face, the pro-faction jumped out and screamed: Regardless of whether he is a black cat or a white cat, if he catches a mouse, he is a good cat, you keep saying that this kind of thing is unscientific and unreasonable, so can science and reason save other people's fathers? No matter how ridiculous this remedy is, it works!

- Of course, the pro-support faction doesn't just think that what Lin Jian said about "bumping into customers" is true. They think it's just a mental and psychological problem, but modern human medicine is not developed enough to be treated, and the value of Lin Jian's home remedies is not in any ghost catching theory, but in the inspiration of modern medicine, and they also @ a few famous doctors in the post, hoping that they can explain these strange home remedies from the medical aspect.

If so far, Lin Jian's fame was still limited to a single post, then just a few hours later, his name spread throughout the forum at a truly terrifying speed-

"Hehe, I'm going to slap a dozen of the faces of a certain home remedies party @ Lin Daoshi today"

- Suke

Su Ke, the chief physician of the first interstellar medical group Su, is popular on half of the interstellar network with his superb medical skills, handsome face and a mouth splashed with poisonous juice, and is one of the best gods in the forum. If it were normal times, Lin Jian's scum would be named by Dr. Su once, and he would have been killed by countless fans on the homepage of the forum.

However, today, Su Ke tore Lin Jian with his own hands.

In Su Ke's post is a video in which he has a handsome face and a lazy smile, and the overflowing hormones are almost like stunting the brainless fans off the screen.

…… It's a pity that although this face is good, the words that squirt make people want to burst blood vessels:

"Now some people have no common sense at all, it's just a rhythm that basic biology has never had - if you pour a bottle of soju of unknown nature on your own Lao Tzu, you want all the patients to pour soju into Lao Tzu as well? Do you know the real yàn deviation? Do you know randomness? The two cases are blown higher than the sky, and they have to be slapped in the face - I think your Lao Tzu was awakened by your IQ! And a bunch of anti-intellectual rabble, Aite - are you here to be funny or to beg for a slap in the face? ”

Su Ke hooked his lips and smiled, with a hint of contempt on his face: "What kind of Lin Daoist is that, it just so happens that Su's Hospital has received five patients, and the symptoms are exactly the same as the father of the angry lady who slapped her face." Let's take a gamble, I'll start a live broadcast this afternoon, give the patient a child's hair ash mixed with soju, and I'll give you 1 million when the patient wakes up. The patient didn't wake up and you sold your own number. ”

…………

After watching this video, Lin Jian decisively knelt down-

The special Lao Tzu was decisively pitted!

I want to talk about the ghosts in Lianpeng back then, and their authors exchange ghost stories every day, most of them are playing with a funny and exciting mentality, but there are really authors who go crazy and start hands-on practice according to folklore and Taoist books-

Then, they all hit the streets.

Back then, in the author's QQ group, this kind of idiot was generally called Kong Yiji - he couldn't eat the ancients, his brain was confused, and he was ridiculous and pathetic.

Who knew that Lao Tzu had actually become Kong Yiji after crossing once!

you, you've killed me!

Lao Tzu just wrote an essay quietly, rich and handsome, what are you pretending to be!

took off the cursor, and saw the licking screen of Yishui under the video selling cuteness and spicy sarcasm, Lin Jian almost wanted to cry without tears-

I wonder if there will be human flesh searches in the future world?

At two o'clock in the afternoon, Su Ke started the live broadcast on time, and a group of hungry and thirsty fans flocked to it, blocking the video screen almost instantly, forcing the administrator to clear the barrage twice before revealing Su Ke's face......

At the beginning of the video, Su Ke explained the symptoms of the so-called bumper and showed the consent letter of the patient's family, and then he mocked as usual: "Fortunately, the female netizen who rewarded provided the information of drinking, otherwise it is better to beat the patient according to what Lin Daoshi said, then it is better to send the patient to prison......"

His words were magnetic and low, tactful and gloomy, and the pitch at the end of the words rose slightly, tickling his ears like a hook. The barrage will □□ soon:

"Ahhhh

"I really like Su Nanshen's complaints! That's right! The Taoist priest also asked his family to whip the patient with wicker, and the heavier the better, the patient woke up in pain......

"Add one on the left, maybe that girl's father was also choked up."

"To be honest, if I hear such a Su voice, if it is a female patient, I am afraid that I will wake up directly"

"Hehe, if it's me, I'll pretend to be bumped, and I'll kiss it when Dr. Su buries his head in the examination......"

"Plan through!"

…………

All in all, eighty percent of the barrage is licking faces, one percent is scolding Lin Daoshi, and the remaining one percent is both licking face and scolding Lin Daoshi......

Quite Lin Jane? I have long been scolded for being outside the galaxy.

It's just hard.

Su Ke was very well prepared, and called out a few little boys in front of the audience to pick up the fever and turn it into ashes, and then mixed it with soju with his own hands. He poured the mixture into a few glasses, took the glasses and began to feed the first patient, whose face was not mosaiced for the sake of the effect. Unfortunately, this uncle was already ordinary-looking and his eyes were dull, and with Su Ke's fair-skinned and slender right hand holding the cup, it was simply hateful......

"it, this composition, this contrast! Damn, is this the prince condolences to the mentally retarded? ”

"I think you're mean, but ...... Poofha! ”

"I'm a little snarky here, isn't it? Lick the screen, lick the screen, don't scold other patients, besides, isn't this a real remedies, why do you all look at your faces? ”

"It's a, anyone who has studied biology knows that this kind of thing is funny. It's important to concentrate on licking your face! ”

"Upstairs plus one!"

…………

Su Ke carefully held the patient's head, fed him a sip of soju, he paused for a while, patted the patient's back and helped him swallow.

After a while, the patient was still sluggish. Su Ke sneered, turned his head to the screen: "Everyone saw it, right?" So if you don't have knowledge, you have to have common sense, and you see how pathetic the Chinese people's understanding of biomedicine is—"

"Who are you?"

Su Ke turned his head slowly, and the uncle was looking at him with a confused expression.

The live barrage was cleared all of a sudden.

Half a day.

"Ahh That's what it's all about! ”

"I'm stunned by the male god, and I'm confused! Why was it that he was still fighting the groove just now, and the gods suddenly unfolded! ”

", this development is not right!"

"Although I was also shocked, you don't have to howl first, even if you add this uncle, it is only three samples...... I can't convince myself! ”

"Male god, hurry up and feed again! What the hell is going on! ”

"One more!"

Obviously, Su Ke wanted to have another one, he ignored the uncle's questioning, walked to the table and picked up a glass of soju, helped the second patient up, and poured it directly -

This time, the camera angle is deliberately aimed at the patient's face, and the audience watches as the patient's Adam's apple rolls and swallows soju. Ten seconds later, the patient's lips trembled and a moan \\\\\\\\moan" escaped

This time there was no screaming or roaring, and everyone in front of the screen was stupid.

The third, the fourth, the fifth...... Millions of people watched as the five dazed patients began to frown, \\\\\\\\moan, and groan, and regain their senses......

Su Ke stared intently at the patient who woke up late. After a long time, he exhaled deeply and turned around:

"Mr. Lin, you won."

Lin Jian slept directly in frustration, he really didn't expect that he would be so unlucky, and it was difficult to make ends meet after crossing over, so he couldn't open a Taoist art and was actually directly pitted into Kong Yiji - although fame is very important, this kind of notoriety ......

After waking up, he was so discouraged that he almost cried, he had finally found a way, but now he can't go at all, even if he changes his vest, I'm afraid he will be doxxed. I'm afraid that before netizens completely forget about this incident, he will have to be insulated from the network.

He sighed and turned on the computer, ready to apply for a pin - you can't really wait until the slap comes and you are doxxed by the fans before surrendering, it's better to be a single person and get out directly-

Reader Su Ke rewarded the author Lin Daoshi with 1 million forum coins [Reason: I lost. 】

What the heck!!