223 Cats (2nd Shift)

Shao Yu felt incredible.

In the case of the end net stallion rampant, the male protagonist meets the girl who looks on the average line and accepts it, Ding Ding Net can't even accept two?

Think about it at the end of the line, as long as a girl is good-looking, if she behaves elegantly and uprightly, the reader shouts "Wow woo woo Zhenggong"; If she is rude and willful and unreasonable, the reader shouts "must be well adjusted"; If she is pure ignorant and innocent, the reader will shout "only the male protagonist can provide shelter", if she is a femme fatale, the reader will shout "her", if she happens to have a similar sister or ...... Ahem, don't talk about it.

Although normal people know that YY is too much, it is just a cool picture, so stallion Wen is still very popular.

But what about Tintin?

Several men are ambiguous, and they are all good-looking, and readers ...... Hey, most readers still agree.

So is the problem on the website?

Shao Yu didn't sign a contract, so naturally it was impossible for an editor to remind him of the precautions, for Ding Ding, he was still a novice, and he didn't know what was forbidden to write here, but fortunately, a reader left a comment in this regard.

"Roasted fish is big, JJ has regulations, pornography, violence, black, military, politics, pedophilia, admonition, etc., are all prohibited, you can change this master and the two uncles to Xiao Lan and Xiao Yang's two branches, and also, roast fish and Yu Mo don't fall in love when they are minors."

Shao Yu's heart was broken.

Is it better to ban so much?

In the articles on the lists, what about those who went to the harem or backyard to rob a man with a group of women in ancient times? Well, the feudal dynasty, with three wives and four concubines, conforms to history and cannot be forced. Tintin's rule is that there can only be one protagonist, but there are several others, and if the heroine is dressed as the empress, she must clean up the harem and pet one person, otherwise NP will be locked up and not negotiable.

In a bad mood, he decided not to renew the ticket for a day.

Of course, in order to avoid a decline in popularity, Roasted Fish greatly asked Yu Ge to take a camera, took a few melancholy photos of him, and then posted it on Weibo, expressing his depression at being locked.

Who ever said that the lens reflects the emotions of the photographer?

In the hands of the people who love you, the photos are naturally more perfect.

This is the second time he has posted a photo of himself on Weibo, although it is not cos, he is wearing ordinary home clothes, and the background is even the same as before, which is also barren and boring, but in this world of looking at faces, beauty can give him privileges.

Whether it is the posture of sitting on the knees, the perfectly defined side face, or the long black and smooth hair, they are full of indescribable beauty, as if it is a masterpiece of the master painter's inspiration and skill at the same time, which makes people irresistible and fascinated.

Shao Yu also found out.

His inquiring gaze turned to Yu Ge, and Jian Xiu said, "I taught myself a camera course. ”

If a monk is serious about his studies, others will not know about it, but if he does, nine out of ten will collapse for the other's progress.

Can't surpass, or even catch up, the word Xueba has brought shadows to many people.

Other people's children or something, it's too abusive.

Shao Yu suddenly felt that he should be nicer to his brother. The bear children of other families are all good children who are nagged by their parents, but what about the Shao family? Shao Yue was nagged about his younger brother, and his younger brother lived under the same roof with him, this difference in treatment was heartbreaking, and his brother was still a good young man with three views and integrity, and there was no sign of crookedness, it was not easy.

"Meow~o(=nn=)m"

Yiyi ran into the room, rubbed his calf, wrapped his tail around his foot, and lay down contentedly.

The jealous Shao Yue followed closely behind, and said in annoyance: "Why does my cat like you so much? ”

Probably the same reason Pipsqueak likes him.

The soft and warm little animal was lying next to his feet, and Shao Yu was inconvenient to move, so he hooked his fingers: "Come here." ”

The elder brother took a big step back and said vigilantly: "What are you doing? ”

The younger brother despised it.

Realizing that his performance was too weak, Shao Yue thought, "He can't eat me", moved to his younger brother's side, and repeated: "What are you doing? ”

"Brother~" This voice was soft and long, the voice was childish, with a coquettish taste, and the wavy line was extremely ecstatic, Shao Yue couldn't even say anything at that time: "What are you doing?" ”

The younger brother is sitting, the elder brother is standing, the younger brother's eyes are shining, looking at the elder brother from the bottom up, and the eyes are adoring and dependence: "I don't rely on it~ You are better than me for cats." The younger brother puffed out his cheeks and shook his brother's hand, looking very cute: "Shouldn't you ask, 'Why does my brother like cats so much?'" ”

Shao Yue trembled.

Shao Yue's legs went limp.

Shao Yue lay down.

His intermittent stuttering was better, and he still asked, "What is your plot?" ”

"What," Shao Yu still maintained the cute voice that made his brother's stomach ache: "This is at most a yang scheme." ”

"Meow~o(=nn=)m"

The big cat who took a nap noticed that the owner's face was close in front of him, and curiously stuck out his tongue and licked it.

Licked to the lips.

Shao Yue: "......"

Shao Yu: "...... First kiss? ”

Shao Yue: "............"

Shao Yu: "For single Wang, this is really a day worth remembering," he picked up the cat that still wanted to lick it: "So this is a ...... Cat and dog love? Cat-man love? ”

Shao Yue: ".................."

"I just want to ask one thing," Shao Yue gritted his teeth: "Why is the cat in front of me?!" ”

"Does my brother also look at Tanmei?" Shao Yu touched his head affectionately: "It doesn't matter, it's not like before, the one placed in front must have been attacked, and it may also be ...... No, Yiyi is a female cat! Ah, it's okay, I've heard of this kind of thing like a female body attack, don't worry, I won't discriminate against you. ”

He smiled inclusively.

Discriminate against your size!

Shao Yue got up and threw a look of help at Yu Ge: Take care of your people! He's not doing good things again!

should have noticed that his sword correction was concentrating on Weibo.

One of the benefits of having more followers is that new content will be commented on soon after it is posted.

'Today's screen is particularly dirty, expect to lick it for an hour'

'Ahhh The more the merrier! Come on heroes! ’

'Do you love men or women?' ’

The author's image is very consistent with Shao Yu in it, which makes me have an ominous premonition: Yu Ge will not have a counterpart in reality, right? ’

'Got a CP? Why settle down early when you're so young, play for a few years first, listen to me! ’

'Woo woo this feeling of home is cute'

'Ask for the same money!' Where can I buy this dress? ’

"The last group of photos is attacking, this group of photos is receiving, the aura is changeable, and it is suitable for attacking and receiving√

'Angels attack mortals, and receive no thanks. ’

'Self-attacking, self-inflicted, super cute! ’

'Get out of the way, the mermaid is mine!' ’

'Sinking fish and geese, closing the moon and embarrassing flowers, captivating the country and the city, the country is beautiful and fragrant, and the world is independent...... I fully understand why the ancient monarchs would play such a drama as the princes of the beacon fire, if the person is so beautiful that I am a fish, I can kill for him! ’

……

Yu Ge was very unhappy.

He turned his head expressionlessly: "What's the matter, brother?" ”

For the first time, Shao Yue felt that in the pet hospital, the sharpness of the sword cultivation that Shao Yu said.

His eyes are like a sword, but they are powerful, he sweats on his forehead, but fortunately, the song found something wrong in time, and returned to the sunny look on weekdays: "I'm sorry, I'm not in a good mood, it's okay, brother?" ”

β€œβ€¦β€¦ It's okay. ”

Shao Yue had mixed feelings.

I thought he was a gentle and good person, but it turned out to be a murder weapon or something, well, only a small amount of time it was a murder weapon.

"Meow~o(=nn=)m"

As if he had discovered the owner's depressed mood, Yiyi raised his paws and weighed it, climbed to Shao Yu's shoulder to choose a good position, jumped, drew a graceful arc and landed on Shao Yue's shoulder, let out a sweet cry, and rubbed his face with his furry body.

As soon as the cat got close, he thought of the "first kiss", Shao Yue hurriedly ran to the bathroom and washed his lips.

Shao Yu followed him, leaning against the door slowly, and his figure was clearly visible in the mirror on the pool: "Brother, I will go back to H City with Yu Ge tomorrow to get the documents, and my parents will ask you." ”

For the past few days, every morning, his mother has always been in front of the door, always worried that her youngest son will disappear like a bubble, and Shao Yu's daily routine always starts with going out to say hello and sleeping at the door.

Shao Yue paused: "What certificate?" ”

"Marriage certificate."

β€œβ€¦β€¦ Are you fooling a fool? ”

Lie to you. Such a person who automatically consciously enters the trap should be about to become extinct, and it is worth cherishing like the giant panda in the zoo.

Shao Yu looked at him with pity until Shao Yue realized the groove and fell into a daze.

"ID cards, which are said to have been real identities that once existed, are well documented, and as long as they are not involved in criminal cases, it is difficult to get involved. Oh, and the family register and driver's license. ”

"How much?"

"A set of tens of thousands."

Even with the astronomical income from selling jade, Shao Yue still inevitably felt a pain in his younger brother's flesh, and then felt inexplicable. This money is not even a fraction of Xiao Yu's property, so it hurts?

He turned to the question of the itinerary: "Can you come back tomorrow?" ”

"I should come back in the evening, so I don't need to leave food."

When his parents come back, Shao Yu has to explain again, after all, he has a history of disappearing, no wonder the second elder is worried.

Before leaving, the old father took his youngest son's hand: "Xiao Yu, Dad knows that you are powerful now, the greater the ability, the greater the responsibility, that being said, but don't rush directly when the road is uneven, first see the situation clearly, do what you can, save the useful body, like Nuwa mending the sky, I don't advocate the sacrifice of making up for yourself......"

Shao Yu only had to nod.

What he wants to know is: Which version of this myth is this? 166 Reading Network