"Yesterday was the sixth day, and today is the seventh day!"

Since seeing the big roasted fish, the little fan Cheng Chen's sister has been counting the days, and she has also drawn an eye-catching red circle on the calendar to remind herself, and today, finally in her anticipation, the idol is coming to her!

Occupying the balcony, a strategic place to climb high and look far, the braided girl who deliberately changed into beautiful clothes said with emotion: "Oh, Romeo, why are you Romeo~"

Cheng Xing: "......"

He really couldn't get used to his sister's nymphomaniac, and said: "Everyone has a boyfriend!" ”

The girl ignored him, continued to hold her heart in her hands, and recited intoxicatedly: "My crush is a hero of the world, and one day he will wear golden armor and ride colorful auspicious clouds to marry me." ”

“……”

Cheng Xing clasped his hands to his chest: "So you like monkeys?" ”

The braided girl gave him a blank look: "Brother, why don't you understand, you know, just because Shao Yu and Yu Ge are a couple, I can just yy, anyway, your sister doesn't have the charm of straightening the crooked man, even if she desperately confesses, she can't break up a marriage." ”

"In case the ...... is dismantled"

"I'm in charge!"

She replied quickly.

Cheng Xing: "......"

What's the deal with the excitement that is about to overflow and grab a supermarket discount?

From a distance, the two siblings saw the guest.

Characters like Shao Yu and Yu Ge are very eye-catching. Whether it's new clothes, good temperament or outstanding looks, they are very eye-catching, even in the bustling streets of the city, let alone on this street where the inhabitants are a century behind the outside.

Cheng Chen was very entangled.

She struggled for a long time and asked her brother, "Which of these two handsome guys do you think is good-looking?" If I confess to two people at the same time, will I be beaten? ”

Cheng Xing agreed: "Well, mixed doubles. ”

The braided girl clenched her fists: "...... In short, I must seize the opportunity today to confess to one of them! ”

Ha.

Laughing to death, you think you're playing a love development game, and it's branching out.

Cheng Xing prepares to watch his sister's death.

The guests were almost there, and the two siblings went down to prepare for the reception, but after half an hour, there was no movement.

"Brother, what do you say they are rubbing?"

"I guess I'm going to the bathroom."

"Why hasn't the roasted fish come yet?"

"Constipation, it must be!"

The bad brother's voice stopped abruptly.

The younger sister stood on tiptoe and covered his mouth, looking unkind: "Say a few words, hurry, go and see what's going on outside." ”

Cheng Xing, a good brother who was supported and worked hard, went quickly.

Gone.

Listen carefully, there is no movement outside, in broad daylight, noon, lunch time, the flow of people on the old street is also less, they all go home to eat their own meals, but except for the nest of sparrows in front of the door and another unknown bird, after you come and go, there is no other sound.

What the hell?!

The braided girl hurried back to move the rescuers.

When there is no business, you can see a bunch of Internet addicts here, dressed and feeling like an Internet café, but there is no network administrator, or in other words, everyone who surfs the Internet can act as a network administrator.

When Cheng Chen gathered a large force and rushed out of the door, the gate opened.

"it?!"

The man inside took a step back almost immediately.

And then......

Their boss Cheng Xing, extremely naturally, walked in with two strangers, seeing this big battle, he was a little stunned, looked at everyone blankly, quickly regained his smile, and waved his hand in a very leading manner: "Hello comrades." Comrades for your hard work! ”

It's very low.

The large army looked him up and down, and saw that there was no damage, most of them turned their heads and left, and they didn't even say "good chief", the braided girl posed an oolong, very embarrassed, took her brother's hand and whispered: "What happened?" I can't even hear you. ”

"I couldn't speak at all at that time," Cheng Xing said with a wry smile: "Do you believe that people and birds can talk?" ”

It's not the kind of chicken that talks to the duck, but the kind that can clearly understand the meaning of the other person.

"How is that possible?"

The girl's eyes widened.

"Whoa."

Cheng Chen pointed to the back.

The way to the main hall is through the front yard.

The abandoned yard has been left unattended for a long time, and the weeds are growing vigorously, and you can even see it, Yu Ge walked into a certain position in the front yard, and the surrounding circle of tall grass is quite a bit of stars holding the moon, and Shao Yu snapped his fingers, and a group of sparrows spread their wings and flew over, Yu Ge surrounded him in the middle, and jumped a few steps with his tail cocked from time to time, very pleasantly, as if he did not have any threat.

Shao Yu's mouth emitted the cry of a bird.

This is exactly what the girl heard, and the sparrow's cry came and went.

Cheng Chen's eyes widened.

In the midst of this cry, the sparrows quickly adjusted their position according to their companions, and soon, a standard circle appeared.

Shao Yu walked in.

The sky was soft, and the wind seemed to be afraid of disturbing something, and the beautiful young man walked into the circle of grass and birds, knelt on one knee, holding a crystal clear jade plaque in his hand, and said affectionately: "I love you, Yu Ge." ”

"Click"

Cheng Xing took a picture of this scene, and in order to choose, he took several photos in a row, and finally felt relieved: "Okay!" Get it done! ”

Yu Ge took the jade card.

This is another form of display of the soul lamp, the natal jade card, if the corresponding owner is injured, the jade card will be dim, and if it is seriously injured, there will be cracks, if it is dead, it will be broken into powder and passed away with the wind.

Throughout the whole process, the expressions of the braided girl and the person who didn't choose to go back just now were all "......", except for six points, they didn't seem to have any other feelings.

It's incredible, it's romantic!

Woo woo, compared to this, my confession didn't even prepare flowers and candlelight to set off the atmosphere, so I still don't take it out to offer ugliness.

Shao Yu walked to Cheng Xing's side, looked at the photos just now at the digital camera, and chose one: "Just this one." You delete the rest. ”

"Okay, good," someone said while deleting, "Brother, don't you see it, you know ventriloquism?" ”

"I can only learn a little birdsong."

"It's nice to be able to communicate with birds! When you go abroad, go to the square to communicate with the doves of peace, and let them fly with a few more options, for example, you can line up in s for a while, and line up in a b for a while......" Cheng Xing tossed the photo and said: "A marriage certificate, right?" ”

Holding their partner's hand, Shao Yu and Yu Ge smiled at the same time: "Hmm." ”

Good, flash!

The braided girl came back to her senses for a long time, straightened out the ins and outs, and couldn't hear the human voice before, it should be the roasted fish who was communicating with the birds in bird language, so as to present this photo perfectly, and the brother must have been shocked by the harmonious picture of the man and the bird, and he was told a bunch of words without saying anything.

"Roasted fish is big, you and Yu Ge are going to get married?"

"We have already been married," as if seeing through her careful thoughts, Shao Yu's expression was transparent, and said: "After the wine is set, the relatives and friends of both sides have arrived at the table, and now we can make up a marriage certificate casually, just to show affection, and by the way, you can also announce the ownership, so as not to cause people to worry." ”

Too straightforward.

Reporter No. 1 Cheng Chen: "......"

Shot in the knee qaq

Yu Ge couldn't wait to say, "Can you get it in the afternoon?" ”

Cheng Xing nodded: "Yes, anyway, this is just for show, and the Civil Affairs Bureau system can't find your marriage." ”

Yu Ge made a decision: "We are waiting here. And the last one. ”

He has already read the comments on Weibo that are always YY's lover, and is ready to put the marriage certificate on the PO for those people to see.

Shao Yu has no opinion.

Anyway, it's fake, Cheng Xing exaggerated a little on the basis of the original marriage certificate, for example, adding a rose logo on the edge of the photo, these changes are subtle, but the whole certificate immediately looks much more exquisite and high-end, and won unanimous praise from the two guests.

After paying, Shao Yu waved his hand in a dashing manner: "There shouldn't be a chance to see you again, bye!" ”

Sister Cheng Chen watched the backs of the two disappear, stunned.

"I guessed the beginning, but I couldn't guess the ending."

"Okay girl," Cheng Xing rubbed his sister's head: "Don't think about those impossible things, go back to the Internet, we will accompany you to play the book, and you won't go offline if you don't go out of Xuanjing." ”

"Hooray—"

On the way, Yu Ge took a photo of the marriage certificate and uploaded it to the Weibo of the roasted fish, accompanied by a sensational text saying that this is the love of his life, and his heart is beautiful. Back at his brother's apartment, he immediately turned on his laptop and checked the comments comfortably, and as expected, there was a wail.

'Crying fainting in the toilet'

'The ominous foreboding has been fulfilled, and the real name of the grass has a master'

'This marriage certificate is fake!' Don't be sad, guys, this is fake! ’

'Nonsense, can the two men of the Tian-Chao really go to the Civil Affairs Bureau to get a marriage certificate? ’

'Hey, I'm so touched, you guys don't see this guy in the photo so handsome, I bet he's Yu Giggle! ’

'A must, and the roasted fish summons a flock of birds [doge]

Hahaha, this group of little sparrows with their heads facing inward and tails facing outwards look at this joy...... It has to be p! ’

'What is the big roast fish holding in his hand, not a diamond ring, but a piece of jade? ’

'The idol has a boyfriend, more handsome than me [manual bye-bye'

'Red Blazing Trance'

'Have you noticed that there is a silver ring on the big hand of the roasted fish, cos conscience, this is the one where the white star girl lives! ’

……

There was a sound of rushing water in the bathroom, and Shao Yu's laughing voice sounded: "Okay, I'll see the comments later, come and take a bath." ”

Everyone's focus is different.

Some people love to eat, and everything else meets their basic needs, but the food must be very good; Some people love to be present, save money every day, in order to save money to buy one or two luxury goods that can be seen every day; Some people love to sleep and have high requirements for the bed, which must be a large-size soft quilt, and the single bed can't sleep at all; Some people love to take a bath, the bathroom is large, and a rare jacuzzi is placed in addition to the canopy head.

That's right, Shao Yue is the kind of person who loves to take a bath.

Shao Yu, who immediately thought of his honeymoon after getting the marriage certificate, said that his brother happened to be absent, so they just enjoyed the bathtub unceremoniously!

There are many designs for releasing water in the bathtub, according to the opening, some of the water released is presented in a bunch, and some are divided into many small strands like a puffy head, Yu Ge lies down with a bit of novelty, Shao Yu is opening the massage system, and more than a dozen pairs of nozzles distributed on the wall and bottom of the tank spray water and air, massaging the back, soles of the feet, sides of the body and shoulders.

"Hmm!"

Yu Ge groaned unconsciously.

Shao Yu smiled and pressed the protrusion on his chest: "Is it comfortable?" ”

Yu Ge glared at him with a red face: "You can try it later." ”

There are instructions on the Internet about paying attention to the time and opening the function separately, the two monks rely on their bodies to be strong, ignore all these, play the jacuzzi like a toy, and even close the door to start a water fight, if anyone can see the bathroom at this time, they must be stunned, a white snake and a black fish in the bathtub full of bubbles and water, splashing water on each other and hitting each other What the hell?

When the two of them finally had a good time, and when they thought of going back to their parents' house to get up from the bathtub, they found that the massage system could not be turned off.

Shao Yu &............ Ge: ""

Trouble with qaq

Shao Yu immediately pulled the electric switch.

Well, the system went out on its own without power.

As for the follow-up...... Ask my brother where the warranty is.

With a heavy heart, the two flew to the balcony of their parents' house, and were about to repeat their old tricks, when they saw a few big words posted on the balcony door: Thief, I want you to look good!

This is?

Listen carefully, there are outsiders at home.

No wonder there is such a reminder.

The two monks descended the stairs, went up the stairs in a mortal manner, knocked on the door, and entered.

When Shao's mother opened the door, her face was full of joy and she lowered her voice: "Xiao Yu, did you see the girl sitting with Ah Yue?" Remember to call your sister-in-law later. 166 Reading Network