"Rhubarb, according to what you said, it doesn't matter if he's a bird or a beast, let's catch him, just cramp and peel the skin, tie him to a tree, starve him for a few days, and give these guys a warning. Pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info"

But how to catch it? Entering the house and getting into bed, Erdan thought about these things, hummed and couldn't sleep, and took out the "Yue Nu Sutra" from under the mat, and turned two pages in a hurry.

"Zhao Xiu'e, this prodigal hoof, is not coming, eighty percent of it is dragged by Wu Youshun's old." Erdanxin said.

Wu Youshun's work in the field has long been done by those clever ghosts in the village, which is the benefit of being the village head. Wu Youshun wanders around, and his idle eggs hurt, so he inevitably cares more about Zhao Xiu'e.

Don't count the bear, the distraction of the province, the second egg stuffed the book under the mat. The three-step plan has been formulated, there are many important things to do, and the mind of the sleeping woman is not so strong.

As soon as he thought about it, the aura of the psychic beads flickered towards his head.

Ding, the second egg suddenly sat up, there is!

"Rhubarb, bring that bag of croton from Westinghouse." Westinghouse has a small half bag of croton, and it's time to put it away.

Rhubarb quickly took it in his mouth, and saw that Erdan's eyebrows were dazzled and smiling, and he didn't know what the hell he had to do.

Rare cooking smoke rose in the orchard, and Erdan sold his strength to boil a large pot of croton water.

What is croton, rhubarb knows, a powerful laxative. Eat three, enough for you to pull for a day.

In the evening, the birds returned to the mountain, and the second egg carried the medicine pot on his back, and did not need a ladder, so he jumped on the fruit tree, picked a few fruits that were fresh and ripe, and sprayed them again, especially the cherry tree, three times the amount.

Early the next morning, before the second egg bar got up, the rhubarb in the yard roared a low roar, followed by a miserable scream: "Oh, shoot, what a fucking fuck......"

Erdan jumped up and rushed to the yard. Rhubarb whimpered and shook his head, biting the wings of a large bird, which was fluttering and howling miserably.

Rhubarb is really a qualified dog's leg, and he caught one so quickly.

Erdan looked at the big bird's gray-black feathers, big curved nose, a tuft of feathers on the top of his head, and small eyes rolled around.

"Let this dog open his mouth, Lao Tzu is a person with status!" As soon as he saw that the second egg had come out, the big bird shouted angrily.

Hey, it's a human talk, and the second egg is happy in his heart, it's a wren brother. When I looked at the side, a watermelon I had planted in the yard was pecked to pieces.

The melon field is far away, in order to eat it conveniently, Erdan specially ordered two watermelons in the yard, close to it, and naturally got the moisture of the aura, the small watermelon is ripe green and red, and the fragrance is incomparable, attracting this big bird.

"Hmph, you're hardworking enough, you get up so early to steal the master's watermelon, you still have an identity?" Erdan snorted coldly.

"Phew, I think back then, Lao Tzu didn't give money to restaurants in the city, so he ate your two rotten watermelons...... Oops! ”

The big yellow dog couldn't see this guy's dragging, and as soon as he bit his teeth, the big bird screamed again, and kept begging for mercy with the bird's words: "Don't, Brother Dog, uncle, let go of your mouth, the wings are really broken." ”

Erdan saw that its wings and feathers were messy, and he was afraid that the big yellow dog was not light, but it was a pity that this was a wren brother who could only speak human words. With a wave of his hand, "Rhubarb, let go of him." ”

Rhubarb let go and stared at the big bird.

"Oh, it's a pity for my precious feathers......" the big bird looked at it with its wounded wings half-spread.

This bird is really interesting, it's a good thing, and it can speak human words. "Hey, Wren......"

"Who is Brother Wren! You're the wren," the big bird was angry, and when he heard the second egg shouting, he had a seizure, "You can see clearly, Lao Tzu is an African gray parrot!" Worth hundreds of thousands, dollars!! ”

Erdan and the big yellow dog were bluffed, "You can't die, rhubarb, let's do it, cramp and peel this kid, and behead it to show the public!" The anger of the second egg also came up, and he rolled up his sleeves and rolled his arms to clean up.

"Hey, don't, Brother Dog, Master, joking, joking, "It's a pity that the big bird is a bird, if it's a human, with this face-changing stunt that can bend and stretch, at least he can mix with the township chief."

"Why don't you have any sense of humor, just talking."

"Say you have a few tricks," the second egg is not relenting, and he will start.

The big bird couldn't fly, so he jumped back again and again, "Second egg, master, do you want to be promoted and make a fortune, and get promoted to make a fortune." ”

The second egg was stunned for a moment, and the big bird hurriedly said: "It's very simple to get promoted and make a fortune, I'll be a dog-headed military advisor for you,"

Bah, if you want to be a dog-headed military advisor, you have to be a rhubarb.

At this moment, three little sparrows flew like arrows and landed on the branch above the big bird.

"Three cannons! Call the brethren to save me. Big Bird hurriedly shouted.

"Old Polly, with me, don't worry." The feathers on the neck of the little sparrow exploded, and shouted viciously at the rhubarb: "Ya, Lao Tzu will kill you!" The two younger brothers in the back also chattered and coaxed.

The sun is the opposite. Erdan was angry, "Rhubarb, on!" ”

"Damn, if you don't preach the rules of the sermon, believe it or not, hundreds of my brothers came to hack you to death." The little sparrow called the third cannon threatened.

As he spoke, the birds also came. Twittering, screaming on the Heaven-Shaking Steps, expressing disbelief, saying that you dog thing suddenly attacked us Lord Polly, and in our eyes, you are not even a hair.

The leader of a wild pigeon, squinted his eyes and looked down, and said to the second egg in a strange manner: "Boy, you are very dragged, do you know who I am." ”

Erdan rolled his eyes, girl, a stinky pigeon, he is so full of big heads, Lao Tzu will knock you out of shit with a slingshot.

Reaching out to touch the slingshot, he rolled his eyes and stopped.

The wild pigeon is even more awesome: "Don't be unconvinced, there is a kind, you fly up, let's compare and compare, ah." ”

This girl is dressed as a wolf with a big tail, and the angry rhubarb is turning back and forth, and the dog can't bear it! Roaring but unable to do anything, without wings, unable to fly.

"Boss ......" looked at Erdan, but he was not in a hurry or annoyed, and sat down on the well platform with a smile, looking open-minded and light-hearted.

Hey, the wild pigeon turned his head, "Brothers, come with me to spoil all this boy's fruit, and give him some color!" ”

The birds were so anxious that they responded with a bang.

"Wild pigeon, you want to kill old Polly!" The three guns shouted.

"You know a ball!" The wild pigeon said disdainfully, "He slaughtered old Poli, and his fruit is finished, and he will not dare." To this kid, I hold a ...... in my hand."

"Hey, this kid has long wanted to seek power and usurp the throne to be the boss, and this time he will kill me." Old Polly sighed.

Yo, there is infighting, and there is more drama!

Erdan's eyebrows twitched, and he whispered: "Old parrot, I don't accept you either, I'll show two magic techniques today, so that you can open your eyes." "Erdan's hand is a finger, quite the style of Zhuge Liang on the stage.

Old Polly looked at him with a puzzled look when he talked and laughed.

Erdan smiled and stood up: "Pigeon boss, there is something to say, something to say Ha......"

Wild pigeons listen, boss?! Well, listen to it.

"Boss, I don't know Mount Tai with my eyes, you look at this, the ripe and good fruits, you can eat them as you like, and the rest, leave me some ......"

"Well, you kid, you're kind of on the road." Wild pigeon road.

Erdan deliberately walked to an apricot tree, "Look, how good this apricot is, I invite you and the brothers to eat apricots." ”

"! I'm most annoyed by the command of others, I want to eat this cherry, brethren, on! ”

"No, brothers!" The third cannon shouted, it was afraid of killing old Polly.

Old Polly seemed to see something.

The birds hesitated, but they couldn't resist the temptation of the cherry, and a few wild pigeons plucked, coming and going, except for a few die-hard birds, all passed.

Crackling, a terrible meal, the second egg's heart was smoking, but he had to endure it.

Burst!

"Who the fuck farts! Smoked to death! The wild pigeon flapped its wings angrily.

Poof! Stinky farts came one after another.

The wild pigeon's belly also began to surge, poof--! Got a big stinky fart.

Wow! Several birds around were smoked and vomited.

"Haha, haha, hahaha......" Cao Cao on the stage, after the plan succeeded, he had to laugh three times, and the second egg finally passed the addiction of a hero, but unfortunately no one came to ask why the prime minister laughed.