Chapter 011: The Legend of the Big Bird
"You can't die, the tiger doesn't wield, you don't know how powerful the master is," Erdan pretended to be, rolled up his sleeves, paced a square step, passed three steps, and pointed with his hand, "Drop!" A little bird popped and fell straight down the tree. Pen @ fun @ pavilion wWw. ļ½ļ½ļ½Uļ½Eć ļ½ļ½ļ½ļ½
"Drop! Fall! After a while, a flock of birds were pointed down, and the wild pigeons were not spared, lying on the ground with their paws facing the sky.
Old Polly and the three guns looked at the chrysanthemum tightened, and their hearts trembled.
"Hmph," Erdan turned around, his sword eyebrows upside down, "Do you accept it?" Rhubarb only felt that his eyes lit up, and the light behind the second egg was ten thousand rays, and the breeze blew the corners of his clothes, wow, it was so stylish......
"Serve, obey ......" Old Polly muttered, suddenly understood, spread his wings, and bowed to the ground: "Old Polly is really convinced, Erdan Boss, I think at the beginning, my local tyrant boss reads the Three Kingdoms every day and night, and he is full of wisdom at every turn, but compared to you, even if he shoots the horse for ten years, he can't catch up." Let me think about how many tricks you've used this time, well, to hide from the world, to attack the west, to try to capture the old people, and to pretend ......"
Old Polly counted them one by one, and the birds were shaken when they heard it, and they were so tall that they blamed the wild pigeons, who were fooled by this fellow, and suffered this sin.
"Okay, okay, just take it," Erdan looked like a worldly master, "Yo, who was going to compare with me just now," after speaking, he shrugged up, rubbed it, and kicked up like a small cannonball.
He was armed with psychic beads, with all the abilities of animals, this time, straight to the branch, standing on it like an immortal, reaching out to break a branch and jumping down.
The birds shook again.
"It's you, don't you make a gesture......" Erdan asked the wild pigeon as he waved his branch.
"I'll tear this thing up and let him drag it again!" Rhubarb said coolly, looking at the wild pigeon closing its eyes and pouting at the bear-like appearance, it was really relieving.
"No, Boss, I'm ...... I obeyed, I didn't dare anymore...... Woo ......" The wild pigeon was completely deflated, and begged for mercy, and finally cried with a handful of noses and tears.
"Boss, let it go, it's the urine." Old Polly persuaded.
"Well...... "Erdanzhi is full of pride, just off the donkey, don't you say, these birds are cramped and decapitated to show the public, that is not in line with my Buddha's compassionate caring spirit.
Pretending to jump in the yard a few times, he fetched a basin of well water and put it in the yard, "I have already solved the spell for you, drink the water hard, just pull it twice." ā
The birds got up and drank hard, not to mention, it was much better, and the wild pigeons struggled to get up and retreated far aside.
"See the Boss!"
All the birds fell to the ground in unison.
"Well, get up...... "Erdan waved his hand, both the state of Prime Minister Cao Cheng and the righteousness of the big brother in the rivers and lakes.
"Wow, the second egg boss is so good, if I am a little fairy, I will definitely marry him." The colorful little female bird in the back is completely nymphomaniac.
"You're a fool and a fairy." The wild pigeon rolled its eyes in envy.
When the brothers met, old Polly introduced them one by one.
The first, of course, introduces the three guns of the lecture spirit. "Erdan Boss, don't look at this kid, but this sparrow boss who can be mixed up, nicknamed the king of the block, three cannons."
"Hundreds of brothers." Little Sparrow Three Cannon added.
The three guns are indeed counted in the rivers and lakes, known as the king of blocks, as the name suggests, it was originally mixed in the city, and later returned to Daqingshan, because it was from the city, well-informed, and able to fight, so it quickly became the boss, and Polly, who also had rich experience, also became a bosom friend.
A few more were introduced, and Polly Sr. went on to introduce himself as well.
It turns out that Polly is really not a wren, a purebred African gray parrot. Those who know know that the African grey parrot can talk and is extremely intelligent, even reaching the level of intelligence of a child as young as four or five years old. And longevity, it is not a problem to live for sixty or seventy years, it is said that the gray parrot raised by British Prime Minister Winston Churchill has lived for more than a hundred years, and it is fine. Therefore, the value is not cheap, hundreds of thousands of dollars, that is also possible.
"Then you didn't stay in your hometown in Africa, how did you end up here?" Erdan looked at Polly, who showed his true face, and asked.
"Well, that's a long story," Polly sighed. "Because I'm too smart, handsome and chic, I've changed hands a few times, and I've talked to tribal chiefs, Middle Eastern tycoons, European aristocrats, hey, decades of the world of flowers, we can also be called well-informed." Old Polly said with a good face, "In the end, I was bought by a local tyrant in China, and I was the one who watched the Three Kingdoms." Hey, that's a real tyrant, nouveau riche, the only advantage is that he's rich, and this, ho-ahh Old Polly spat out from afar. "Spit far away."
"I really can't stand the vulgarity of this local tyrant, coupled with decades of birdcage life, I was really tired of it, so I escaped, and after several tosses, I found Daqingshan, a pure land, and since then I have lived my hermit life......"
"I don't see it, but you're still a bird with a story." As he spoke, Erdan pinched a few grasses from the corner of the yard and put them in his mouth to chew.
"That's, three religions and nine streams, the north and south of the earth, we haven't seen any scenes." Polly looked back on the splendour, triumphant, and suddenly came out in English, then in Latin, and then bowed gracefully, and sang the opera again.
The surrounding birds were in awe.
"You can't shut up, you're dead." Rhubarb, who was lying at the door, turned around.
"Vulgar! Or say you're a dog with a simple mind and well-developed limbs......"
Rhubarb was about to stand up with a whimper.
"Alright, let's heal your wings first." Erdan put the chewed herbs on Polly's wings, and with a flash of thought, a stream of aura flowed down his fingertips into Polly's wings.
Erdan can even see the continuous healing of the wound.
"God, boss!" Polly waved his wings excitedly and said, "Okay, it's all right, and besides, the whole body is really good!" Old Polly was excited to be singing birds, and flew around twice.
"Speaking human language, bird language sounds too hard." Erdan clapped his hands and said, "Being my little brother will have benefits in the future." ā
"Little brother?" Polly opened his eyes, "I'm a bird for more than forty years, you should call me Uncle Bird......"
"What?" Two eggs open their eyes, Uncle Bird? Even the anal man Starr......
Old Polly shrank his neck and hurriedly shouted: "The second egg boss is mighty, and Old Polly is loyal!" ā
"Thousands of eternity, longevity and heaven!" Sancang also added, very proud of his literary brilliance.
As he was talking, there was a burst of chirp, and more than a dozen flower magpies flew over, hovering over the fruit trees with their wings wide open.
"Fuck, a bunch of white-eyed wolves, unrighteous goods." Old Polly looked up.
"They spoil more fruit than we eat." A small bird also chirped.
Poof! The flower magpie had no one in his eyes, and two bubbles of bird poop were thrown down.
"Three cannons!" Erdan was very annoyed, shouted, and pulled out the slingshot with his backhand, "Report the direction!" ā
"Yes!" The three guns entered the color quite quickly, "Nine o'clock direction!" ā