1. The beginning of the crossing
Lin Jian is a magic iron writer, and he has been writing about Xiangxi to drive out corpses and Maoshan to subdue ghosts since the ghost story of Lianpeng, and he has developed traditional Taoist novels with one mind. Relying on the good writing of the new theme, Lin Jian became a generation of gods after opening a few articles, and also attracted a bunch of die-hard readers who were waiting to be fed and cute.
But after a few years, Lin Jian's comment area began to go wrong, and gradually some readers began to discuss the mysteries of Taoism under his novels, alchemy and become immortals. Even if it was just a discussion, they persistently criticized Lin Jian under every update, saying that although he had written so many Taoist novels, he didn't know anything about Taoism, and he only knew that he was messing around, which was simply deceiving readers.
Convex! Why didn't I see you go to heaven when I know so much about Taoism?
Although she was very unhappy, looking at the fading book reviews, Lin Jian still gave in helplessly. He bought a large number of Taoist classics online and studied them day and night. Those heavenly classics are really ridiculous, Lin Jian hangs the beam every day, and he is about to spurt out his liver.
After memorizing "Lianshan Yi", he finally planted himself in front of the book mountain.
After the crossing, Lin Jian lived an extremely hard life.
The shell he wore was an otaku who was waiting for death in the future world, relying on his parents' inheritance, and finally fell into the bathtub because of lack of exercise, allowing Lin Jian to take advantage of this.
Looking at the unheard of terms on the news, staring at the unclear positions in the job advertisements, Lin Jian had to admit sadly that in this era when mecha is full of battleships and dogs, his college diploma is simply a piece of garbage.
After checking the little money left in the account, Lin Jian could only force his face to return to his old business.
Damn, it's all over and you have to burst your liver.
The popular ones in the future world are all stallion crossing, harem women, and traditional Taoism, which is not a shadow. In order to cultivate a readership, Lin Jian could only show his perseverance in the Lotus Peng's ghost story that year, and opened a post on a popular forum: "818 My terrible encounter. ”
――Knowledgeable writers know that a genre like Taoism can't be set at the beginning, and you have to use gimmicks like ghost stories to attract readers, and then make a twist after cultivating loyal fans. And as a gimmick, the ghost story has to seem believable - preferably in the first person, for example.
Lin Jian clicked on the screen with a sad face and began to scroll through his posts.
As expected, there are still only a few replies to his post, all of which are "so scary~" and "the owner of the building is fine." He pulled down the cursor weakly, but saw that someone finally gave a reward of 1 interstellar coin after replying.
Is it a little angel? Lin Jian looked at it:
Fledgling Reader: Hello author, my friend has also encountered the 'bumper' described in your article, is there a cure?
Bumpers? Why don't you hit the ghost yet? This is a peer grabbing attention, right?
Pretty ingenious!
Lin Jian smiled and crackled:
"It's simple, just beat the patient with wicker dipped in salt water, and the heavier the beating, the better."
Tell you to grab attention, I can't choke you!
Lin Jian got up and stretched. Get ready for a takeout and take a nap.
After taking a nap, he opened the forum with sleepy eyes and glanced at it, and then suddenly woke up in fright.
His post was added with a highlight, hanging at the very top of the holographic forum, with a line of bright red letters floating underneath:
"The reader is just starting out, and he will reward the author Lin Daoshi with 10 million forum coins. Message: The author's method is very useful, my friend has sobered up, and hopes to continue to communicate with the author in the future.
Damn, what's going on!
Trembling to open the post, and as expected, the post had exploded - countless netizens flocked in, frantically @ him to leave him a message - and in just a few hours, readers had already torn open three rounds and built thousands of floors.
It's just hot
The tearing is mainly divided into two factions, one group thinks that Lin Jian is colluding with others to hype, otherwise such an unreliable post, how can he reward so much? Besides, where is there such a coincidence, what disease is written in the post, what disease does the person get? The other faction is to refute the hype with all its might, saying that 10 million forum coins! That's equivalent to ten years of average people's wages! Isn't it more professional to have this money to hype the company? Where is the need to divide the forum?
In addition, there are also many IDs in the voices that refute the hype, they claim that they have relatives and friends who "bumped into customers" as they said in the post, and after seeing the post, they tried according to the method, and the patient has recovered to normal, so Lin Daoist definitely has real material - of course, this is all dismissed as a vest......
After turning several pages, Lin Jian finally suppressed his pounding heart, clicked on the fledgling account and sent him a private message:
"Hello pro (づ ̄3 ̄)づ! , My post has a certain fictional component, and the method of beating people with willow branches is also a legend, and it should be pure coincidence to cure people...... I really can't accept this money, you give me an account and I'll send it to you~ You still have to trust medicine~"
To be honest, Lin Jian is very grateful to this fledgling, no matter what, the 10 million forum coins have helped him gain popularity, which is really of great benefit to him. His willow branch is just a funny home remedy seen in the "Compendium of Materia Medica", where is it worth 10 million?
It didn't take long for the fledgling to reply to him, and the content was very concise:
"My friend was transferred to 10 hospitals in October last year, which cost tens of millions, and now these millions are just a fraction. Your approach does work, and you deserve it. ”
Lin Jian stared at this cold private message, and decisively knelt down for the local tyrant.
- Big brother, this is really just a pretending to be a ghost!
A few minutes later, the local tyrant sent him a private message again.
This time, the local tyrant was still noble and inviolable, and directly conveyed to him another netizen's message. The netizen said that there were no willow trees in his hometown and asked if there was any other treatment.
…… That's why I really can't heal!
But the local tyrant just took care of me, and rejecting him will definitely leave a bad impression......
Lin Jian racked his brains, and finally remembered a passage in "Maoshan Shuzhi": "The boy's gray hair is paired with soju, and taking it can strengthen yang qi and dispel evil spirits." ”
Gray hair doesn't hurt to eat, does it?
Lin Jian replied to the netizen with a private message, briefly explaining the recipe for gray hair with soju, and repeatedly emphasized that this is really just a legend of home remedies, and you must believe in medicine......
It's really just!
In the afternoon, Lin Jian's post battle became even more intense, and the skeptics had an overall advantage, and they somehow turned out all the posts made by the original owner before, all of which were anime fanfiction YY novels, so they laughed: This also looks like a master outside the world?
As soon as this evidence came out, the shape was greatly reversed, and the new netizens all left messages under the peeling stickers, saying that this must be hype. There are also people who have a well-founded brain hole in the identity of the fledgling, and they find that this fledgling seems to be very familiar with the forum administrator, and can often make a joke, so netizens have a reasonable guess that this 10 million forum coins may just be a gimmick made by the forum itself. This conjecture is in one place, the new and the old are all blown up!
"Hehe, I thought this forum had a discipline, and the world was as black as a crow."
"How did the administrator fall in love with this otaku? There must be a dirty deal behind it! ”
"Hehe, upstairs, maybe the administrator is watching that otaku anime Huang Wen is well written."
"I said that this forum eats jujube pills."
"Pill plus interstellar ID number."
"It's shameless, let's go report this forum together."
"Damn, it's disgusting, and the bullshit I made up has to come out and let people smell it everywhere."
…………
After scolding for two whole pages, a netizen suddenly rewarded Lin Jian with 1000 forum coins, and then posted a long post:
"Damn, my mother can't help it! Keyboard warriors, it's cool that you're standing on the moral high ground! None of them have been used, compared to what? You're talking bullshit? You put it yourself?
It's not anonymous, the old lady is upset for the landlord!
My dad suddenly became ill in December last year, his eyes were in a daze, his expression was wooden, and he was babbling gibberish from time to time. My mother and I took him around to find hospitals, even the Sue Hospital on the Kefit planet, and we all went to see the 700 Star Coins. The result? It didn't work at all.
When I clicked on this post, I was on the Cape Town Star to accompany my father to relax, I didn't believe it when I read this post, but a dead horse is a live horse doctor, so I sent a private message to Mr. Lin to ask him what to do if he didn't have a willow tree, maybe he was too busy to reply to me, and I asked @初入入庐 to help me forward it. Then Mr. Lin replied to me and said that he would use the boy's hair to burn to ashes and drink with wine.
Now my dad can talk! This is something we can't do with hundreds of thousands of dollars in Su's Hospital!
Do you think it works?
PS: In order to prevent the keyboard man from comparing the vest, I asked my parents for permission to let the old lady out! This is my dad's medical record number! The medical record number is an all-interstellar network, and keyboard warriors can check it for a piece, so you won't be reluctant to pay this money, right?
I'll upload a video of my dad taking the medicine and slap the keyboard man's face later. ”
The post was silent all of a sudden.
…………
In the evening, Lin Jian opened the forum again, and this time he saw the long reward post that was pushed to the front row at a glance.
-, is it true that Maoshan Shuzhi is special?