17. Late-night cafeteria

The hot topics on Kapuzno's Weibo have evolved from #Marshal Engagement# to #Marshal's fiancΓ© is an earthling# and #There are a lot of coriander on Earth#.

When Chen Chen finished all kinds of discussions with Lu Chen, he was bored sitting on the sofa, and the moment he habitually swiped Weibo, he was defeated by the Kapunsnow star's obsession with coriander, and it was really a foodie planet.

In line with the principle that Weibo must see the hot topic, Chen Chen couldn't help but owe it and clicked on all the hot topics. Although he had seen most of them, when he saw the different "coriander theory", he was still attracted by three words.

"Ouch, I'm going, I'm really obsessed, the people of Kapuzno are too obsessed with coriander, right?" Chen Chen complained while clicking on it, and couldn't help but study it.

After looking at it, I found that this was actually a technical post, all of which were put forward by various Kapsuno netizens for various reasons for lifting the ban on coriander, and even Chen Chen admired their eloquence.

"Alas, it's a pity, if it were placed on Earth, the position of a diplomat must be done very well." Chen Chen sighed.

I suddenly remembered that I had thought about learning to debate before, but unfortunately after so many years, only the skill of complaining is rising, but it is useless.

Chen Chen continued to flip down, all of them were all kinds of voices calling for coriander to lift the ban, and there were some young people from Kapuseno who had never seen what coriander was like, let alone the taste, and expressed all kinds of doubts underneath.

Chen Chen has always been a big deal, looking at these positive discussions, he felt funny, so he used his notebook to search for a lot of food with coriander and kept it silently.

"Hmph, let me show you the real coriander strength of the 'coriander earth' in your mouth, hehe, I'm hungry for you."

Thinking like this, Chen Chen simply posted a set of food photos on Weibo through his account, not only are each dish particularly beautiful, but also have coriander on it.

As always, as soon as Chen Chen posted on Weibo, a large number of people would quickly watch and never miss any of his movements.

After a while, the comments at the bottom quickly accumulated, and several accounts swiped the screen with the same sentence "I want to eat, I want to eat...... I really want to eat".

Soon, the private messages were also full, Chen Chen took a general look, and he ignored all the news that he was eager to cooperate with him to smuggle coriander and make a lot of money, because Lu Chen said that if excessive consumption of coriander was no different from drug use for the people of Kapuzno, he could not become the "big drug lord" that everyone shouted at, and of course he couldn't pay attention to those news.

Finally found the information of acquaintances in a large number of private messages, Chen Chen happily clicked it, it was a string of exclamation points sent by Han Ling.

"What the hell is this, talking about people!" Chen Chen returned to Han Ling unceremoniously.

Soon, Han Ling sent a voice message: "Ah, I can't live my life, I was trained by my brother at home, saying that I don't want to be a talent, and I have to be managed by Wang Dasheng, so I finally went online to relax and relax, you actually put those photos on Weibo, it's too much!" ”

"Wait, who is Wang Dasheng?"

Chen Chen was puzzled.

Han Ling was also speechless to Chen Chen, and silently complained in his heart that he had been stupid for three years, and then explained to him again that the machine qì person codenamed X915 already had his own name, and it was the mighty and domineering "Wang Dasheng".

Chen Chen then remembered that there was really such a thing, what happened recently caught him off guard, and his memory was not very good, so he had to send two embarrassed expressions to Han Ling.

"Alas, I knew that the last time I came to Earth to find you, I went to try the taste of coriander, I grew so big, and I didn't try coriander once, and I blamed my brother for being too strict. Or madam, you are happy, the taste of coriander must be delicious, right, my little friends told me so. ”

"Well, actually, it's not a delicacy, it's probably because I'm used to eating, and I don't feel any special taste other than seasoning, if you want to try it, I'll buy you a handful next time you come, please eat enough."

Silently making up for Han Ling's appearance of eating coriander and then estrus, Chen Chen laughed unkindly, and it seemed warm to be alone in a small room with all kinds of complex voices on TV.

Who knew that Han Ling didn't seem to be worried about the consequences of eating coriander at all, and happily agreed: "Okay, okay, then let's say okay, you are not allowed to change the hexagram." ”

There must be no one to sue this guy for the consequences of eating parsley. Chen Chen said this to himself, but he was still defeated by Han Ling's obsession with coriander.

After a few seconds, Han Ling sent another voice in a wistful tone: "I don't know when it will be next time." Alas, I won't tell you, Wang Dasheng is going to throw away my mobile phone again, it's so annoying, I can't beat him, my master is going to learn martial arts, no, I'm going to learn electronic technology, dismantle him! ”

The last few words have drifted away, Chen Chen can roughly imagine x915, no, it should be Wang Dasheng snatched the mobile phone from Han Ling's hand with an expressionless face, and then Han Ling looked unconvinced and did not dare to confront.

"These two enemies, why did I smell the smell of the relationship?"

Shaking his head, Chen Chen withdrew from the private message interface, feeling that Han Ling was like a child, quite cute and eye-catching.

It's just that in the short time that I chatted with Han Ling for a few words, the comments under the photos full of coriander just now have "rubbed" up to 100,000.

"It turns out that there are quite a lot of people in Kapuseno, and a casual Weibo can exceed 100,000 comments?" Chen Chen, who had never been treated like this on the earth's Weibo, was flattered, and couldn't help but sigh that there were many netizens in the Silan Kingdom.

In fact, in the Kingdom of Silan, the number of people is not large, just because the catering industry and tourism are particularly developed, and the people's living standards are high.

"Madam Marshal, beg to continue, greedy!"

"Can you stop abusing people in the middle of the night! It's so uncomfortable, I can't sleep, so I come to harass you, Madame. ”

"Wow, the picture looks great, I haven't eaten the food of the earth yet, I'm curious."

"Ask for popular science, after all, we are all children who have never seen the world, and we want to see what you earthlings eat."

The comments that exceeded 100,000 were almost all of this kind of evaluation with a howling background, which made Chen Chen smile bitterly.

He stared at the screen for a long time, getting more and more interesting.

"You just promise them to introduce you to the food you usually eat, if you continue to make trouble like this, it will alarm the upper echelons." Han Ling also bubbled up underneath.

Why did this kid run back again, how did he snatch the phone back?

seemed to know Chen Chen's doubts, Han Ling quickly sent him another explanation: "Alas, my brother has something to do, so he asked Wang Dasheng for temporary help, and he was finally relieved." You look like you're having a lot of fun here, and I'm going to be a part of it too. ”

Then, thanks to Han Ling, Chen Chen's Weibo comments began to rise wildly.

Han Ling's appearance made the bottom lively, and then the topic continued to return, and in the end, it even unified the format - "Ask the marshal's wife to introduce the earth's delicacies to us!" ”

Seeing these comments, Chen Chen just thought he didn't know. He felt that since Kapsuno was a food star, and the Silan Kingdom was even more of a food capital, it was better not to take out this little thing on the earth and be embarrassed.

"Even a purebred earthling like me will vomit food when he eats it, and he must not be able to get into their eyes." Chen Chen said with certainty that he wanted to cry when he thought that he was so sad that he could only eat the food he made himself.

It's not just that he's too lazy to do it, but he also found that he can't even try the snacks he usually likes to eat.

How can a foodie endure this?

In the past, although his financial ability was limited, he would go to the supermarket every week to sweep up some snacks and come back to stock, watch TV every day, and nibble on snacks is also a great blessing in life. But now...... Chen Chen misses the time when he could eat casually every time, and it turns out that the old man's so-called "being able to eat is a blessing" is quite reasonable.

recalled the message Lu Chen introduced to him, and felt that they were all very interested in food, so he immediately replied below: "I refuse, there are many delicacies over there, and the earth can't be seen, so it's better not to look at it." ”

Most importantly, wouldn't discussing food at night be too hateful? Chen Chen added a sentence in his heart, and he was a lot happier.

Unexpectedly, soon, the Kapuzno star continued to comment on whether he could hack into Chen Chen's computer and watch it for himself.

"I'll go!" Chen Chen said that he was frightened, these people are really crazy, how can they stop them! Aliens are really good at playing, using that kind of high-tech to hack me to the computer of an ordinary earthling, killing chickens with a knife?

Of course, Chen Chen had to strongly oppose it, and replied bitterly: "Friends, can you stop making such a fuss?" Even if you are technologically advanced, even if you are idle, you can't do this

He thought of all kinds of reasons to persuade them not to act rashly and not to be as willful as flipping through the surveillance video before, but as a result, the alien onlookers deviated from the topic again.

"Madam Marshal, the last sentence was I dazzled or did you make a mistake, old ...... Public? ”

"I'm going to sue Marshal SΓΉ, hehe, I like to do this kind of obscene thing the most."

"Hey~Mrs. Marshal, please note, you are a husband~man!"

……

"Am I the only one who notices the word 'egg pain'? Who will explain to me what kind of egg this egg is, why am I idle, the egg hurts? Does the egg hurt or the duck egg hurt? ”

Blinded by the last comment, Chen Chen almost didn't squirt out a mouthful of old blood and replied at the bottom.

"Ahh I'm really defeated by you!! ”

"Madame, if the marshal knows that you are angry because of us, he will definitely not let us go, for the sake of me, I am also a child who works under the marshal, and it is a matter of minutes for the marshal to abuse me, madam, don't be angry."

After chatting with the aliens on the Internet for a while, Chen Chen was hungry again, and he looked at the time displayed on the computer that it was only half past nine in the evening, and it was only two hours before he had dinner.

"Don't be like this, I'm hungry so fast? You little guy, aren't you so greedy that you've digested all my food, huh? As he spoke, Chen Chen also patted his stomach lightly, and communicated with the fetus in his belly in a blaming tone, but his tone was full of doting.

Chen Chen threw his mobile phone and computer on the sofa, because the room was very small, he lived alone, and no one usually came to play with him, and he omitted all the furniture that could be saved at home, so in addition to the sofa, there was not even a small coffee table in the living room, and everything was either thrown into the kitchen or on the sofa.

Chen Chen came to the kitchen, he had eaten all the dishes for dinner, there was some leftovers, and there was some residual warmth, so he washed a potato, and wanted to stir-fry a plate of simple shredded potatoes and meat.

Although it is recognized by the president and chefs, it ...... Chen Chen couldn't help frowning when he looked at what he cut out and couldn't tell whether it was shredded potatoes or potato strips.

Is his cooking really as good as they say he is?

Chen Chen didn't give up, washed another potato, carefully peeled and shredded, this time the effect was much better than the first one, Chen Chen was full of self-satisfaction, and quickly cut the shredded meat. Thinking that the fresh meat would not be able to be put the next day anyway, he cut it all together, and as soon as he put away the knife, his stomach began to make a protest sound.

"Be good, bear with me." He soothed his stomach and continued to wash the pot and add oil as fast as he could.

Chen Chen did it very seriously, firstly, he wanted to practice his skills, so that he could show off his good luck on the Internet, and he could actually become a hotel chef, and he also tested again by the way to see if the dishes he made were really as delicious as they said.

It's a pity that a plate of shredded potatoes and meat has a good fragrance, but the appearance is still so-so, he took a piece of meat and put it in his mouth, and he narcissistically thought it was delicious.

Ran to the living room and took a photo of his mobile phone with satisfaction, saved it, Chen Chen ate two more bites, and suddenly remembered the sauerkraut flavored instant noodles he had stocked up at home before, he liked this flavor very much before, so he bought a box, and he hasn't finished eating it yet.

Taking a pack of instant noodles out, Chen Chen soaked them in boiling water, and after two minutes, he opened the lid of the food box, and the smell of instant noodles permeated the tip of his nose.

"Vomit ......" His stomach suddenly twitched again, a feeling he was all too familiar with.

"It seems that I can't eat this instant noodles anymore, and I still have half a box left, so it's a pity." Although he felt regretful, Chen Chen still poured out the soaked instant noodles with his own hands, honestly warmed cold rice for himself, and served it with shredded potatoes and meat fried just now, and ate it very happily.

After eating until his stomach stood up, Chen Chen looked at the little shredded meat and potatoes left in the plate, and hesitated whether to continue eating, because he suddenly remembered that he didn't know which magazine he had read before, pregnant women should not be too hungry and too full, especially too full, and it is very likely to squeeze the uterus in the long run.

After struggling for a long time, Chen Chen still stretched out his chopsticks, thinking: Whatever, Lu Chen said that we are different from ordinary earthlings, and the points that need to be paid attention to are also different, since Lu Chen didn't say it, it must be fine. Besides, I don't have a uterus, so why worry about being squeezed.

Having settled the leftovers on the plate with peace of mind, Chen Chen was still unsatisfied, he couldn't wait to lick the plate clean, throw the dirty bowl in the kitchen, he nestled back on the sofa and began to review the photos he took.

Self-satisfaction is simply too high to be desired.

"It looks like I'm very appetizing, and I'm worthy of being Aisen's external chef, which is great!" Lying on the couch doesn't limit his dancing movements.

He picked out one of the best photos and posted them on the forums he frequented, with an eye-catching title:

"Freshly baked shredded potatoes and meat, the best in the whole galaxy, does it look like you've had an appetite?"