16. Long-distance romance

Continuing to look through the private messages, Chen Chen was speechless, what kind of people are these, and the requests are all strange things.

"Madame Marshal, Madame Shuai, can you send me a few photos of the marshal's home then? I've got all the pictures here, just like him at home, ah! If you want to collect it, you must promise me! โ€

"I heard that your planet is rich in coriander, I am so curious about what cilantro tastes like, but unfortunately we have no one to sell it."

"Can you smuggle some coriander into Kapuseno?" In our case, coriander is a prohibited substance and is not allowed to be grown, but we feel that the market demand is quite large. Wow Ka Ka Ka felt cute and found a big business opportunity. Madame, wait for me, I'll go and prepare the smuggling spaceship, don't refuse me! It's a big deal, how about half of the money we make at that time? โ€

Wiping the cold sweat from his forehead, Chen Chen sat up, turned off the TV, moved a small stool to sit by the window, and began to stare at the night sky in a daze.

"In which direction is Kapuzno coming? Han Ling said that it was 700 million light-years away from the earth, and it was hard to imagine how far that distance was. โ€

Chen Chen simply lay on the windowsill, like a five or six-year-old child, slowly imagining the structure of that strange planet, guessing whether the place where they lived would be very similar to the earth, fantasizing about what kind of high technology there was, and whether it would be fun for him to go.

His thoughts gradually drifted away, and two small vibrations pulled Chen Chen back to the real world.

"Whew...... I must be a demon barrier, how can I think of some scenes of going back to his hometown with the big bastard at every turn! No, no, no, I want to be calm, I want to be calm. โ€

Chen Chen came back to his senses and picked up his phone, which displayed an unread message from Lu Chen.

"Ma'am, are you alright?"

Rubbing, Chen Chen's fingertips turned rapidly, and he immediately replied to Lu Chen.

"Husband, I said it, I'm not a woman, can you not use this kind of fleshy name to disgust me!!"

After sending three exclamation points in a row, Chen Chen turned into a roaring party, thinking that this was enough to express his anger!

After a while, the mobile phone vibrated continuously, and Chen Chen slid the screen and connected Lu Chen's call.

"Madame, I miss you so much. Today, I learned that you were almost wronged and wronged on earth, and I really want to be by your side, but I can't help but not deal with the matter yet. When I get you back to Kapuzno, I swear I won't give anyone a chance to bully you again. โ€

is still a calm and calm voice with ruffian love words, so that Chen Chen doesn't know how to respond.

"Who said they were going to go back with you to your broken planet! I'm going to live in my own home. Chen Chen protested.

Lu Chen said helplessly and funny: "Okay, okay, don't go back to live in Kapuzno, let's live in your house together, it's okay, I'll depend on you, you can do whatever you like." โ€

"It's almost ......" Chen Chen's voice became lower and lower, and after finishing speaking, he realized that he had agreed to live with Lu Chen, and he always felt embarrassed to speak again.

Thinking about it carefully, Lu Chen's first marshal was willing to give up his homeland and come all the way to the earth to live with him, a nobody, he just said that if he really wanted to do this, it would be to force Lu Chen to give up his fame and fortune in disguise, and even Chen Chen himself couldn't help it.

"I'm relatively empty today, if you don't want to sleep, we can talk more, which can be regarded as enhancing the relationship."

"What are you talking about?" Being able to enhance mutual understanding with Lu Chen Chen was very happy in his heart, but there was an impatient tone on his lips.

"Our current state should be called 'long-distance relationship' in the language of the earth, and I have checked that the best way to get along in a long-distance relationship is to chat more and share what is happening around you. It's a long night, so let's talk about love, which is good for the children. โ€

The long-distance relationship is really completely long-distance, separated by a distance of 700 million light years, and there is no one. Chen Chen complained in his heart.

"I'm too lazy to talk to you about this, it's so annoying!" Chen Chen was disgusted, and without waiting for Lu Chen to refute, he immediately opened his mouth to block his words, "Speaking of children, why can I be a man?" โ€

"What's that?"

"Lu Chen, you must have done it on purpose, you know what I want to ask is, why can I get pregnant as a man!" Regarding Lu Chen's behavior of pretending to be crazy and stupid, Chen Chen went out in an instant, and shouted out all the questions in his heart.

On the other side, Lu Chen laughed when he heard his slightly angry tone, and praised him by the way: "You are so cute, madam." โ€

"Who wants to hear you say this! If you don't answer my questions, I'll hang up the phone and never reply to your messages in the future, see what you do! "Chen Chen is arrogant.

"Okay, okay, I was wrong." Lu Chen deliberately pretended to be pious and admitted his mistakes, but it made people feel insincere, and even had a hint of ridicule.

However, Chen Chen didn't hear it, and happily accepted his mistake: "Knowing that mistakes can improve a lot, you should quickly explain to me, this matter has been in my heart for a long time, and you are always busy, I can't ask other people." โ€

He won't say that he is embarrassed to ask others, this is his male self-esteem, subconsciously feel that he is not a little suffered, just kidding, what is suffered, the language teacher said "accept, mean passive", he doesn't want to, sooner or later a day to counterattack!

Chen Chen swore an oath, but he didn't know that when he saw Lu Chen again, he didn't know which cloud he had thrown this thought to. Of course, that's just for later.

Lu Chen explained: "A long time ago, when we first discovered the earth and some immigrants came to live on the earth, some people tried to combine with men, and there were cases of successful conceptions. Later, I probably studied the physical conditions that were needed, and got the condition of matching. โ€

"Compatibility?"

"Only aliens with a high degree of physical compatibility can combine with each other, and if the matching degree is insufficient and forcibly โ–กโ–ก, the most severe object may even be death."

"Death?" Chen Chen exclaimed, "Then you, then you dare to ...... me"

"I'm not done yet, but if the match is very high, we people from Kapuzno can also induce earthlings to conceive, whether male or female. After I ate coriander by mistake, I tried my best to find you, Mrs., but I didn't expect that your physical match was so high as mine, so not only were you not in danger of life, but you even became pregnant with our crystallization overnight, which shows that it is the fate between you and me. โ€

Chen Chen didn't seem to understand, and asked some other things about Kapuseno, maybe because Lu Chen was really idle tonight, and he patiently answered Chen Chen's questions one by one.

"Your planet is really weird, isn't it very different from the earth?"

"Well, in fact, it is essentially the same, but the customs are different, and the level of technological development is different, so we know the earthlings, but few of you know about Kapunso, except for people with a similar identity to you, of course."

It took nearly an hour for Chen Chen to figure out some basic information.

It turns out that Lu Chen's country is a famous country of food in the star of Kapuzno, and the people's pursuit of food surpasses that of other races, and the various dishes developed are countless, there is no most delicious, only more delicious.

Because of the special food and tourism, the country is much stronger than other countries, and the common people are relatively rich.

In Lu Chen's country, that is, the kingdom of Silan, there are many full-time food adventurers, who have made it their life's work to discover rare ingredients and develop new dishes.

Lu Chen came to the earth to find a substitute for coriander, because this is a good flavoring agent, but the coriander alcohol contained in it will induce a surge of adrenaline in the human body, and it can be used as a stimulant when taken in small amounts, and it can be aphrodisiac when taken in small amounts, and the effect is equivalent to drugs if consumed in large quantities.

And Lu Chen himself accidentally ate a small amount of coriander in the process of research, which led to a loss of control of reason and a situation when he set off to return to Kapuzno.

However, at the last moment, Lu Chen insisted on finding Chen Chen with tenacious willpower, because unlike the human constitution on the earth, if a person with a similar physique is impregnated, the other party is likely to be killed by the fetus due to rejection, but fortunately, Chen Chen's physique is very compatible with Lu Chen, and there is no abnormal reaction when he is pregnant.

Otherwise, Lu Chen would have died of guilt, not only harming himself but also making an innocent life unable to survive.

"Thank you for that research that led me to meet you, ma'am." Lu Chen came out coldly, so frightened that Chen Chen's fingers trembled, and the phone almost fell to the ground.

"Stop, can you not catch a gap and tease me, obviously I am the victim, why are you so arrogant, you are really angry with me!" Chen Chen was quite unconvinced, why did Lu Chen estrus, he wanted to be pressed, if he didn't accept it, he didn't accept it.

"Madam, I was also forced to be helpless at the time, it's a big deal that I promised you that I would never touch coriander again in the future." Lu Chen continued to talk nonsense.

"Coriander coriander, eat it to death!" Chen Chen suddenly remembered that coriander actually has an aphrodisiac effect on earthlings, and long-term use can treat impotence and frigidity, but the effect is not as obvious as that for Kapuzno stars.

He actually didn't mind at all, he was completely conquered by Lu Chen's momentum at that time before he would be willing to be suppressed, but this kind of thing was put on the bright side, he still had to find a foothold for his male self-esteem.

"Are you willing to let me die?"

One sentence blocked Chen Chen back, he said that Lu Chen must have been Xiaoqiang in his last life, so he couldn't abuse him in this life.

"You talk a lot of nonsense, I didn't ask you to introduce the situation to me, and you diverted me again." Chen Chen finally regained his senses and continued to ask, "Then when I am pregnant, will I have a reaction similar to morning sickness like those women?" โ€

He remembered that after eating the food that he didn't make with his own hands, he vomited so darkly that cold sweat broke out.

"Of course not." Lu Chen smiled, "The pregnancy process on Planet Kapuzno is different from that of earthlings, and there will be no so-called pregnancy reactions, you can rest assured." And with the blood of the Kapuzno people, the fetus's internal gestation period is one year, followed by a one-year in vitro cultivation period, and then the fetus will wake up. โ€

Chen Chen touched his abdomen, very satisfied with the fact that there was no morning sickness, and even his good impression of the child who came by accident rose slowly.

"Will it grow very strong, and then my belly will slowly get bigger?" Chen Chen asked nervously.

In order to tease him, Lu Chen deliberately gave him an affirmative answer: "Of course, the fetus needs space to grow up, and of course your belly will change." โ€

"Peat, don't take such a pit man. I don't want to go out in the future and have to be fully equipped and secretive, it's all your fault, if someone sees my big belly, they will definitely say I'm a monster. Lu Chen, you come over to me, I promise not to kill you! โ€

Chen Chen jumped to his feet again, just imagining the scene of going to work with a big belly, and then walking on the crowded streets with a big belly, he was about to collapse, and his resentment towards Lu Chen was even worse.

Amused by Chen Chen's fried appearance, Lu Chen laughed: "Okay, teasing you, you don't have to worry about getting bigger during pregnancy, the fetus will not grow tall during the maternal period, but it will continue to accumulate energy, and it will grow and change rapidly when it is cultivated in vitro." You don't have to worry about anyone else knowing that you're pregnant, and you won't be able to detect the low-level stuff on Earth anyway. โ€

"Lu Chen, you just don't think I'm hot enough now, right, you know how to bully me. I see that you are not as good as Han Ling said at all, I want to expose your true colors! โ€

Chen Chen was relieved as soon as he heard that he would not have a big belly, and before he knew it, he had accepted his status as a pregnant husband, and even began to seriously discuss parenting issues with Lu Chen.

Lu Chen hurriedly reassured his feelings: "Although the physiological changes are very small, your feelings will still be affected to some extent, and now that you are so impatient with me, it must be the pregnancy reaction that has affected your psychology." โ€

Regarding Lu Chen's ridicule, Chen Chen chose to pretend not to hear it, and asked: "You can't sue me at once, you have to say half and keep half, I guess there must be other accompanying symptoms of pregnancy, can you just say it all at once?" โ€

Lu Chen was helpless and said with a smile: "There is no other harm, it is just that it will become slightly fatter." But you're already too thin now, and it's good to have more meat. In the later stage, you will be able to eat more and more, ma'am, if you are more and more unable to eat enough on the earth alone, the children will also be affected by that time. I promise you that I will accompany you after I finish my affairs. โ€

The warm confession in the second half made Chen Chen's heart warm, and he didn't know how to answer.