31. Funny couple thirty-one

The bitter Huo someone failed to go on a blind date with his daughter-in-law last night, and then directly guided him to make a move this morning, broke his hand and counted it, and he hadn't rolled the sheets with his daughter-in-law for nearly a week (●°u°●)-".

For Huo Chen, who had no feelings for girls before (of course, he also had no feelings for boys), it was not easy to meet someone who could roll passionately, so he automatically began to swim in the dirty ocean after marriage. For his daughter-in-law, he couldn't resist his lust and temptation, which he already knew when he chased her - and he was also very shameless to use this nirvana to successfully take down Bao Zi.

Unlike Huo Chen, who woke up early and wanted to do bad things, Bao Zi is now in a state of unpleasant sleep—also known as the state of thunder and immobility.

………………

Although Ray can't wake up the sleeping bun, →_→ have you heard the story of Snow White? Snow White needs the kiss of the prince to wake up, so in the same way, Bao Gongju's waking up naturally needs Prince Huo's morningkiss.

#并不是这样. #

#包公举带着起床气傲娇地表示. #

#如果不是因为霍某人乱摸. #

#她才不会醒过来呢( ̄^ ̄)ゞ. #

This can't be blamed on Huo Chen, after all, his daughter-in-law is lying next to her with her shoulders exposed, if she doesn't do something, she will be too sorry for the nine-yuan red book ( ̄▽ ̄).

Bao Erwu, who was harassed until he woke up, was very irritable: "Huo Chen, I will soon dream that I will live a happy life." ”

"Well, I'm going to let you live a sexually (happy) married life right now."

“………”

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When the two of them got up, it was already close to eleven o'clock, and the tragic price paid for a happy married life was that they couldn't eat breakfast QAQ.

As a poor bun with a miserable and miserable face who was bullied, she naturally wanted to accuse Huo of someone's evil deeds.

Buns love to buy bags: I didn't eat breakfast, I didn't eat breakfast, I didn't eat breakfast, and I said important things three times!!

Deer antler life: I also didn't eat breakfast and slept late [smiling face].

Moonlight Clan in the Moonlight: Seeing someone say that I slept late, I seem to know some secrets that can't be said @Film and television actor Huo Chen

Pants Dropped: @影视演员霍琛你对包子做了什么!!!

Mending the seams: Hey, hey, for this situation, I want to get dirty anyway.

………………

Accusing her husband on Weibo of not letting her eat breakfast not only failed, but also made witty netizens speculate on the specific reason why they didn't eat breakfast.

"Husband, I did something wrong, and I now ask for leniency from my superiors." Bao Erkou walked into the kitchen with his head drooped and took the initiative to admit what he thought was wrong.

Huo Chen put down the kitchen knife and turned around: "What's wrong?" ”

"See for yourself." Hand your phone with both hands.

Result –

"Well, I'll give full marks for this love show."

Bao Zi: "........."

"No, I have to give a thumbs up to the netizens who guessed the reason."

“………”

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After lunch, the two of them were still idle and had nothing to do, nesting motionless on the sofa in front of the househusband and wife - one is because he is in the eighteenth line, and if he doesn't go to the play, he can only sit at home, because the play will never come to the eighteenth line. The other one is scheduled today, but it's not time yet, so .........

"Didn't you say there was an interview today?"

"Hmm."

"Then get ready, clothes or something."

"Don't worry, I'll only record it at night."

“………”

There was a brief silence for a moment, and Bao Erwu couldn't sit still: "Get up, get up, I'll pick up clothes for you." ”

"Will you come with me, then?"

"Honey, I'm watching you live at home = 3=."

“………”

#外面豺狼虎豹的, do you really rest assured that I'm alone? #

"Didn't you say you would stay with me last night?"

"Is there one? I don't remember. ”

“………”

When his wife said that she would not accompany him to the recording site of the talk show, Huo was successfully online at the age of three-

Bao Zi picked out a simple white shirt for him, with a good figure and looks good in any clothes. Bao Erwu praised her husband - when she wears this white shirt, she is simply an abstinent male god ( ̄▽ ̄).

However, Huo Sansui who was on the line did not want to abstain, he decisively unbuttoned the first two buttons on his shirt, and the kiss marks left by the second bag this morning could be clearly seen below his neck.

Bao Zi: "...... Buckle on. ”

Huo Sansui: "I don't want to." ”

Bao Zi: "........."

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Gu Ziyan, as a responsible agent, naturally came to pick up people when his celebrities wanted to do interviews. As a result, as soon as they arrived at Huo Chen's house, they found that the couple was arguing over the boring matter of buttoning the button - it seemed that they were also showing affection in disguise.

………………

On the way to the interview, Bao Zi was not by Huo Chen's side, Huo Chen's ** young temperament disappeared in an instant, and his face was indifferent throughout the whole process.

"Tsk, treat it differently."

"Snort, don't you take Mo Yayi and take me the same way?"

“………”

"By the way, when Baozi and I were abroad, thank you for handling that matter."

"It's just by the way, the main thing is that Yayi is not happy with her."

“………”

#论两个男人之间的较量. #

#秀恩爱到底谁更甚一筹. #

This interview was taken by Gu Ziyan for Huo Chen, and it is an interview similar to telling the story behind the star - the sad road to fame or something.

The live talk show has heartbroken fans, and they are making a particularly difficult choice - should they watch "Life with You" first? Or watch "The Story Behind Huo Chen"?

Different people have different choices, like Bao Zi, she must be standing on her husband's live talk show, she has to watch whether he unbuttons the first two buttons of his shirt without authorization→_→.

was originally a kind of program that interviewed stars in the ups and downs of the entertainment industry, at the beginning, the show was still very normal, but in the end, the painting style was taken to another track by Huo Chen - that is, flirting with his daughter-in-law across the TV screen. The show of affection has reached the point of mutual indignation.

Moderator: "........."

#谁能告sù我我该怎么做? #

#算了吧. #

#将错就错好了. #

"Do you love your wife?"

"Love."

"And how do you understand this love?"

Ding, your friend Huo Dirt Chen quietly went online: "My understanding is that to like someone is to want to pounce on her, and to love someone is to want to pounce on her all the time." ”

Moderator: "........."

#一向巧舌如簧的我居然有一天会无言以对QAQ. #

#观众朋友们, we're a show with integrity. #

#只是这一次请来的嘉宾语言上有点污而已. #

Gu Ziyan, who was in the background, nodded thoughtfully.

Viewers and friends who watched the live broadcast -

#天啦噜, I didn't dare to look at it directly. #

#我们好多人都还只是孩子. #

#如此污呀污呀污的话说出来真的好吗 [cover your face]. #

Bao Zi, who watched her husband's interview carefully, happened to take a sip of water, so when she heard this - love - theory - poof......

A mouthful of water sprayed all over the coffee table.

#脑公你真的是被我带坏了. #

#平时这种污不溜秋的话不是我说的吗? #

#还有.........#

#这是在访谈啊混蛋. #

#你是想让全国观众知道我一直被你扑倒吗QAQ? #

In the Huo family's mansion——

Huo's father: I really don't want to admit that this is my son.

Brother Huo: I really don't want to admit that this is my younger brother.

Huo's mother: It's really my son.

Huo's father and Huo's brother: →_→

Obviously, Huo Chen felt that this was not enough, he hooked his lips at the camera and smiled, and then unbuttoned the first two buttons of his shirt very calmly and naturally.

Huo fans who are guarding in front of the TV-

#我了个擦擦擦擦, nosebleeds. #

#等等. #

#我好像看到了男神脖子上的草莓了. #

#→_→#

#所以我们这是又被秀了一脸血吗? #

Bao Er, who was staying at home, stared at the TV and was dumbfounded, and at this moment there were thousands of grass and mud horses in her heart whistling and galloping by--don't bring such a QAQ, Huo Chen, you don't want to be ashamed of your wife, I still have a face.

A large number of people under Bao Zi's Weibo are asking her - are ^_^ you happy today.

Package 2: .........

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When Huo Chen returned home, the house was quiet, and there was no daughter-in-law in the master bedroom. There is only a small card on the bedside table: Dear Mr. Huo, distance produces beauty, and love is restraint, so I sleep in the guest room tonight, and you sleep alone in the master bedroom. PS: You have to be good alone.

Huo Sansui: "........."

#并不想也并不能一个人好好的. #

With a dark face, he walked decisively to the guest room.

Bao Erwu feels that he is simply not more witty, and sometimes he needs to be cold in his own husband, which is really too unusual, doing a personal interview, she inexplicably became the protagonist who was not present. And now everyone is leaving a message asking her how it feels to be knocked down all the time, tsk, the topic should not be too explicit, is it good to be a Qingshui netizen.

………………

Bao Zi, who locked the door, was about to fall asleep peacefully, but the door clicked open-

Package 2: "Σ(-д-lll)"

Huo Chen leaned on the door frame, played with the key in his hand, and said with a smile: "Stupid bun, do you think you can be safe by locking the door?" Don't you know we have spare keys in our house? ”

Stupid bun: "........."

#壮士, I have something to say. #

#憋冲动. #

#冲动是一只十恶不赦的魔鬼呀. #

………………

Huo Chen wanted to pounce on his wife again in the name of love, but as a result-

"Husband, it's past the morning, let's rest and recuperate at night =v=."

"You think too much, I just want to carry you back to the master bedroom to sleep, without me holding you, you will be insecure."

......... "Where did you get your confidence in the mystery?"