30. Tease the couple thirty
Although it was only four days in the Czech Republic, the country left a deep impression on everyone in the "Life with You" program. Therefore, in fact, it is sometimes quite happy to be these behind-the-scenes workers, at least you can travel for free at public expense, and most importantly, you can get a salary. But no matter how beautiful the scenery is, it will become a beautiful memory in the mind, and the parting has quietly arrived.
The rising sun indicates that they are about to embark on their way home, but before leaving, the program team still has to have a routine question to Huo Chen and his wife-
Ask Huo Chen: "What do you think of this trip?" ”
Geng Zhiboy: "Not very well. ”
The director gasped: "Why do you think so? ”
#忍住忍住千万要忍住. #
#世界如此美好, I shouldn't be grumpy. #
Huo Chen: "First, as soon as I got off the plane, I was ruthlessly abandoned by you; second, arrange exotic beauties and handsome guys, separate our husband and wife, and beat mandarin ducks; Third, you let us dance even though you know that we can't dance, although this dance is still okay, then this is not my dissatisfaction; Fourth, I haven't looked for you to settle my daughter-in-law's revenge yesterday. ”
Director: "........."
#呵呵哒. #
#里面至少有两个黑锅我们是坚决不会背的. #
#别以为我们眼瞎, how can you be dissatisfied if you dance so high, and it's your own business that you can't dance. #
#还有, the whole bag is obviously yourself. #
#我们会有全国十几亿的观众为证. #
………………
Question Bao Zi: "Next week is the last time to record the show, what do you think?" ”
The lyrical poet Bao Er: "Ah, it's really good ( ̄▽ ̄). ”
Director: "........."
#遇上这么一对耿直的夫妻我tmd真是哔了狗了. #
#请告sù我原因, let me die a little more clearly, let me know what I did wrong? #
Package two goods: "Finally you can play with your mobile phone unscrupulously again hahaha=v=." ”
Director: "TAT"
#卒#
#而且不明不白的卒. #
#我们节目居然比不上一个手机. #
#我选择狗带. #
………………
After the questioning, the director's heart was already shattered into slag - I was obviously optimistic and strong, but I was forced to become a glass-hearted QAQ.
After coming out of the interrogation hut, the director was physically and mentally exhausted, he looked at Huo Chen expressionlessly, and asked coldly: "Huo Yingdi, are you important at home or is your mobile phone important?" ”
Huo Chen: "........."
#求别戳我心窝TAT. #
"Naturally, I'm more important, do you still need to ask?"
Director: ".........", hehe, I won't believe it if I am killed.
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I don't know who leaked the news, or because those reporters have a unique search function, after the program team returned to China, the airport was full of fans and paparazzi reporters, and fans naturally came to greet their dear idols and idols' wives, as for those paparazzi reporters (_), they naturally wanted to dig out the truth of what the actress said because of the turmoil that disappeared without a trace for some reason a few days ago - that is, how Bao Zi hooked up with Huo Yingdi and successfully married Huo Yingdi.
#八卦之火可以燎原. #
"May I ask Mrs. Huo, how did you and Huo Chen meet? How can you get Huo Chen to marry you? ”
For the first time, she was surrounded by so many people, and she turned her head sideways: "Yes, how did we know Achen?" ”
Journalists: "........."
#请不要以为包二货是跟你们打太极. #
#她是真的不知道自己是怎么认识她老公的. #
"Bao fans, sure enough, as soon as you got it, you abandoned me like a shoe, but you asked me to sign it at the beginning, and signing it became a lead."
Everyone present: "........."
#被秀了, they were showed, they were showed. #
#论粉丝找偶像要签名的重要性. #
#万一一不小心就被签回家了呢=v=. #
finally caught this couple, and the reporters naturally wouldn't let them both go lightly - even if they were bruised all over the body by the show.
#多么坚强. #
#多么伟大的职业精神. #
There is a fledgling who doesn't have much experience and always thinks that a big star marrying the second, third or even eighteenth tier must have some ulterior secret, so he blurted out a question: "May I ask if the two of you are married to their sons?" ”
Huo Chen: "........."
Bao Zi: "........."
#你tmd是在逗我们=_=. #
#我们可是在有名分合法的时候才滚呀滚呢(●°u°●)". #
Others are the same: "........."
"We are not parents yet, thank you."
"Then Huo Chen, do you have this intention?"
"It's good to ^_^ go with the flow."
#呵呵哒. #
#我才结婚一年多. #
#新婚燕尔, you and I. #
#现在才不需要小萝卜头出来跟我抢媳妇呢( ̄^ ̄)ゞ#
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After finally solving the many problems, Huo Chen and his wife successfully got into the nanny car home under the escort of the security personnel, but on the way home, the full stomach of the two goods finally broke out sluggishly-I have been immersed in the joy of walking on the road to the rich and handsome without any effort, and forgot to ask how I hooked up with him and got involved in the matter.
In the car, Bao Zi was eager to ask, but there were other people's savings, so he could only grit his teeth and endure the gossip about himself back into his stomach.
When I got home, there were only the two of them left—
"Well, let's be honest, how I played tricks to get the handsome guy back."
Huo Chen: "........."
"Husband, just tell me about it~"
"It's a very long story."
"It's okay, we've got a night."
"I'm sorry, it's not suitable for storytelling at night, it's only suitable for a wave in a wave =v=."
“………”
*The fragment of the story goes like this-
Huo Chen is sick, he has a kind of even if a living girl is stripped naked and lying in front of him, he will only shout - where did the corpse come from, dragged out and ( ̄^ ̄)ゞ buried. He's not misogynistic either, he just can't react to all kinds of girls. When he was a teenager, he kept a distance from girls, for this reason, the Huo family did not hesitate to let him enter the entertainment industry known as a big dye vat when he was young, in order to get through guò contact with some actresses, and one day let him at least have a little interest in girls, the Huo family would rather Huo Chen be a playboy than a monk with few desires, but what the Huo family expected did not come true, he was still the same as before.
Until he met the one who had been in the entertainment industry for many years, but was still just a small transparent bag. When I met her at that time, she had already wrapped herself inside and outside and put herself in the freezer to freeze, so what Huo Chen encountered at that time was a pseudo iceberg.
Even if it is an iceberg, she still has a heart in her heart that burns after meeting an idol, not to mention that her coldness is pretended. When she was doing the group performance of the play in which Huo Chen participated, she was thinking about how to sign autographs every day.
As a result, a signature sparked a romance that fermented into a marriage.
When Bao Zi asked him for an autograph, it was called a gray face, and the drama that made the two of them destined for three lives was an anti-Japanese war drama, and Bao Zi, as the eighteenth line, is also known as a group performance, she naturally lies on the ground under the fire of the war as a dead man's role in the play, lying on her stomach and lying on her stomach, and she doesn't even give a straight face. However, as long as she can be in a drama with her idol, it doesn't matter if she eats dirt on her stomach.
#论一只真爱粉的决心. #
Bao Zi took advantage of the fact that there was no one around Huo Chen to start (cross out), she was covered in the smell of dust, sneaked to Huo Chen's side, took out a pen and a small book from her sleeve, looked left and right, like a traitor: "Huo Yingdi, I have admired my name for a long time, please help me sign it." ”
Huo Chen: "........."
After signing his name smoothly, he didn't expect that the girl next to him had a big appetite: "Can I sign another one?" ”
"Got it for a friend?"
"It's not."
Huo Chen nodded, feeling that this fan was quite good, and asked for two of his own autographs for collection. As a result, the next thing he heard with his amazing ear power was a broken thought that made the corners of his mouth twitch -
"One treasures, one sells, and then I have the money to buy love crazy boo."
“………”
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"And then? And then? Bao Erkou lay in Huo Chen's arms and listened to his own story with relish.
However, Huo, the only one who knows, has whetted his daughter-in-law's appetite: "If you want to know what will happen next, please listen to the next decomposition." ”
“( ̄^ ̄)ゞ”
"Wife, it's late at night."
"So what?"
"A wave in a wave =v=."
"I refuse." Whoever told you not to say it halfway.
“………”
Tossing and turning for a while, Bao Zi was still itching, so-
"Husband, did I sell the name you signed for me later?"
"Well, both of them were sold, and after getting married, you often asked me for autographs, and they sold a lot."
“………”
#我怎么会是这样子的人. #
#我怎么能做出这样的事情. #
"Lie to you."
“QAQ”
#本来内心愧疚还想补偿一下你的. #
#然后同意和你今晚恩恩爱爱纤绳荡悠悠的. #
#现在, all I can say is go to bed early. #
With someone, if the energy he gives you is to make you happy to get up every day, sleep peacefully every night, be full of motivation to do everything, and look forward to the future, then you are not in love with the wrong person, and the most suitable relationship is never to torture each other in the name of love, but to accompany each other and become each other's sunshine.
"Wife, I have an interview tomorrow."
"Got it, so let's go to bed early."
"Come with me." It's okay to go to bed late, it's been a long time since we've had a hot QAQ.
"What am I going to do?"
"Stay with me."
"Let me think about it."
"Well, good night = 3=."
"Good night."