43. Stand-in kills nine
"It was okay, but now it'......" Lan Yang looked at him and shook his head.
Gu Yunzhi took out the key from his pocket, pushed Yang Qiyang away from the door, opened the door and beckoned them into the house.
He was quite embarrassed to stand there, Yu Qi kindly took the bouquet in his hand for Lan Yang, and smiled politely: "Thank you so much, since you are here, then come in and sit down." โ
Even if there is no Yu Qi, Yang Qiyang must go in and sit.
Gu Yunzhi just wanted to reflexively walk back and kick the person out, but he was suddenly grabbed by Lan Yang with his left hand, only to hear him whisper: "Wait until you tell him about Gui Renxi, I believe he will run faster than anyone else, if you let him out now, he should come to the door again to find โกโก trouble after a while." โ
"What you said makes sense, remember to remind me that before he leaves, I will call his father, control his funds, and pay for the medical expenses of my son's little lover, I think the old man is not willing to do this kind of charity." Gu Yunzhi sneered.
Lan Yang pushed him to the kitchen: "Go cook, aren't you arguing that today's eating and drinking are all arranged by you?" โ
"Dude! How do you get a guest out into the kitchen? Yu Qi glared at him.
Lan Yang turned around and explained with a smile: "He has been here for several days, I confiscated his rent, and he wants to cook to repay my kindness." โ
It was almost time to eat, and after working in the kitchen for almost the whole afternoon, the prepared dishes were served one by one, and finally in the center of the table was a very girly pink and white cake with strawberry decorations.
Gu Yunzhi sat down next to Lan Yang, so that Yang Qiyang, who came one step later, could only go around to the other side of the table again.
"Your friend is really good at it." Yu Qi was very happy to eat, "What rent do you want, just stay and cook." โ
Lan Yang said with a smile: "He can't be a cook, six of the ten dishes on this table are sweet and sour, sister, it's easy to get diabetic if you eat for a long time." โ
"Then I can't cook with xylitol in the future?" Gu Yunzhi put the first cake he cut in front of Lan Yang, and then continued to greet Yu Qi, "Taste, this is also made by me, I prefer to make cakes to cooking." โ
Yang Qiyang, who was completely ignored, was not embarrassed, and he began to try to find words: "I haven't lit a candle yet." โ
"Whatever candle you light is a good cake, you have to poke a few holes." Gu Yunyi said, while cutting off another piece and putting it to Yu Qi, "Just eat it, just don't light this candle, I also know how old Yu Si is this year." It's better to make a wish on a cake than to make a wish on me, don't you say? โ
Lan Yang pushed the cake plate that he had eaten two bites to Gu Yunzhi, shook his head and said, "I eat vegetables, the first wish is that you eat this piece." โ
Gu Yunzhi took the small fork in his hand, scooped down a piece and put it in his mouth: "I specially put less sugar, if you don't eat it, I can pour syrup on it." โ
Lan Yang watched in silence as he solved most of the remaining half of the cake in two or three bites, pursed his lips and asked, "You tell me honestly, did you die of diabetes?" โ
"How can I be, they all say that I am cheap." Gu Yunzhi shook his head, cut another piece of cake and continued to eat.
Lan Yang took out a tissue to wipe the cream off the corner of Gu Yunzhi's mouth, and said with some disgust: "You can slow down, what's the difference between you and burying your face in oil?" โ
Invisibly, showing affection is the most deadly.
Yang Qiyang finally couldn't stand it anymore, his patience was almost to the limit, but he didn't dare to make a mistake in front of Gu Yunzhi, so he had to hope that Yu Si's sister would find something to stop it.
"Do you see what's going on?" He turned his head to ask Yu Qi, his gaze scanning back and forth between Lan Yang and Gu Yunzhi as he spoke.
Yu Qi put a piece of braised pork in his mouth, nodded and said vaguely: "Well, this young man has eaten too much cake and shouldn't be able to eat for a while." โ
A whole 30-inch cake, Gu Yunzhi specially made four layers of cake sandwich in order to make Lan Yang like it, and he ate the entire cake in less than an hour under the noses of the other three people.
The young man on the other side was stunned, Lan Yang got up and ran to the bottom of the TV cabinet and turned out a box of diet tablets, then walked back to the edge of the dining table and smashed it on Gu Yunzhi's face.
"Eat, eat all the boxes, if you dare to shout that your stomach hurts today, I'll let you eat pickles for a month." He sat back in his chair and picked up the bowl again, his face not very good.
Gu Yunzhi accepted it without objection, anyway, the diet tablets are also sweet, he said this: "Just this little sugar tablet, I can eat all ten boxes if you give me." โ
Yang Qiyang looked at the empty cake base, and then looked at the time: "Yu Si didn't eat a few bites, I also ordered a puff and a gift box cake set, which will be delivered in a while." โ
"He likes to let me eat, what's the matter with you?" Gu Yunzhi put down his chopsticks and was angry when he saw Yang Qiyang still sitting at this dinner table, "You just send him a cake a day, and there is only one end, and that is for me to eat." โ
He didn't mean to make Gu Yunzhi angry, since this was the case, Lan Yang turned his head and reminded him: "Call? โ
Finally, after putting another piece of sweet and sour tenderloin in his mouth, Gu Yunzhi stood up and said while wiping his mouth with a tissue: "Don't eat it, are you with me?" โ
Bet ten cucumbers, once Gu Yunyi leaves, Yang Qiyang's courage will immediately be great, and Lan Yang doesn't want to stay and give him a chance to talk.
"Let's go." Lan Yang got up and walked upstairs with him.
Yang Qiyang asked Yu Qi again: "Don't you see anything wrong?" โ
"Obviously, he doesn't want to eat the dim sum you ordered, because he ate a belly of cake." After that, Yu Qi began to shake his head and said a little sourly, "He is the most edible person I have ever seen, and his figure is fine." โ
In the bedroom, Lan Yang sat on the edge of the bed, watching the whole process of Gu Yunzhi's small report.
This time, in order to let him hear what he was saying, Gu Yunzhi specially slowed down his speech, and the content was probably as follows......
Dad, my brother doesn't study well! You still don't care?
Dad, my brother's little boyfriend came to touch my porcelain, and now he is in the hospital, and he has to pay with his brother's card!
You have to educate him, he doesn't listen to me as a brother now, just find a boyfriend, and find a porcelain dog, it's all bullied to your son, Dad, can you bear it?
I don't know what you're going to do with him so far away, but do you know, Dad? My brother doesn't bring cash when he goes out, only by card.
Dad, let me tell you, my brother is looking for a little boyfriend this time who is not afraid of the sky, I went to warn him, he also went to my daughter-in-law's place of work to make trouble, and it was compared to my daughter-in-law's face!
Yes, yes, yes, okay, don't worry, I will definitely not give him pocket money.
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Done, hang up.
After putting the phone in his pocket, Gu Yunzhi showed an indescribable comfortable smile: "No matter how old you are, you always feel happy after every complaint. โ
"I finally know why one of my elementary school classmates hit me at the teacher." Lan Yang's gaze fell on the corner of the wall, recalling his childhood punishment time, and nodded his head: "He probably hates me." โ
Gu Yunzhi walked towards the door and shook the doorknob with one hand: "I can't wait to tell Yang Qiyang the two good news." โ
Lan Yang hurriedly walked out of the bedroom before him: "Wait, let me go and clean up the things on the table first, your father has already frozen his card, then he smashed the things of Yu Si's family and even lost the money he can lose." โ
"Then I'll go collect the quilt first, and it will be dark in a while." Gu Yunzhi turned around and walked to the balcony, "Make the bed and I'll go down and help you clean up together." โ
Yang Qiyang sat on the sofa like an uncle, watching Lan Yang and Yu Qi clean up the table and sweep the floor one by one.
After watching it for a while, he felt that he had another topic to talk about, and opened his mouth to fight for Lan Yang: "He is not good to you at all, let you do it yourself, he obviously has the ability to help you hire a nanny." โ
Yu Qi is not used to seeing people say that his brother is not good at all, even if he says that his brother's friend is not good: "How can it, don't people help cook food?" Besides, they are all guests from the house, so why is there any obligation to give our entire nanny out? โ
"They're not friends in the ordinary sense of the word." Yang Qiyang continued to guide Yu Qi's thinking direction.
At this time, Lan Yang spoke: "It's better for him to collect the quilt and make my bed on it than for you to sit here and watch and talk cool." I remember when you lived with me before, I was always doing the housework, right? Didn't even help wash a bowl. โ
Yang Qiyang was not happy to be said like this: "Yes, I was still young at that time, and I have been taken care of by you all the time." โ
Lan Yang nodded, and said with a pretending tolerant smile: "Did your hands grow after you became an adult?" The genes of the mixed race of the eight countries are really different from ordinary people, ordinary people like us have sound hands from birth, and we can help the family with housework at the age of five. โ
It didn't take long for Gu Yunzhi, who had made the quilt, to run down from upstairs and snatch the mop from Lan Yang's hand.
Yang Qiyang was still sitting on the sofa, Gu Yunzhi was annoyed, and when he dragged it to the sofa, he raised his hand and dropped the ** mop head on the shiny black leather on Yang Qiyang's feet, and his trouser legs were wet.
"What are you doing!" The man dragged by the mop slammed up from the couch.
"That's a good question." Gu Yunzhi straightened his waist, put one hand on the top of the mop pole, and the other on his waist, raised the corner of his mouth and looked at him, "I'll help you wash your feet first, so that it can be used for long-distance running." โ