44. Stand-in kills ten
Although Yang Qiyang didn't understand the meaning of his words, he intuitively felt that he was looking for his own fault: "What do you mean?" โ
"Let me tell you what you mean, I was driving home and ran into your little porcelain baby." Gu Yunzhi paused, organized his own language, and then finished the rest of the words in one breath, "Then he was hit by an ambulance with lightning speed, fell in front of the police car, and was hit under my wheels by the police car, I really haven't seen that scene in the movie." Oh yes, your dad froze all the โกโก in your name, and I just saw that your tires were punctured and the oil was drained. I didn't do it, I won't swear I'll BB, anyway, you don't have the guts and the ability to do anything to me. โ
Lan Yang, who was standing aside watching the play, raised his hand and scratched his face, Yang Qiyang's expression was so varied that his face was almost unbearable.
Yang Qiyang rushed up and wanted to pull his collar, but before his hand touched anyone, he was kicked far away by Gu Yunyi.
"My arms are not as long as my legs, and you are embarrassed to pounce on me?" Gu Yunzhi raised the mop in his hand and shook him with a dirty face, "You are in the wrong direction, you should pounce in the direction of the hospital, and quickly march towards the hospital with your pair of legs that have not walked a few steps for two years, Xiaoshan Cannon." โ
Lan Yang had already opened the door silently, Gu Yunzhi walked around behind Yang Qiyang and lifted his back collar with one hand, carrying the person out of the door like a chicken, and throwing the person away with all his might.
"." He clapped his hands, dropped two words, turned into the house, and closed the door again.
Lan Yang walked forward with his arms crossed and went back to the living room first: "He said a lot of nonsense today, you haven't heard it." โ
"I know, if the amount of movement of his mouth was on his lap, it wouldn't be a problem for him to run to the hospital." Gu Yunzhi took out his mobile phone and pulled up the electronic map and glanced at it, "Hmm...... Your house is really a bit far from the hospital, and you have to cross ten streets to take a shortcut. โ
Isn't it? Lan Yang stuffed the mop placed against the wall into Gu Yunzhi's hand again, pursed the corners of his lips and said, "If his mouth can really be used for transportation, he won't have to spend the journey to country C on the plane." โ
The girl who came out of the kitchen shook her wet hands and wiped the apron on her waist twice: "Eh, I've washed all the dishes." What about that annoying young man? โ
"Thrown out." Gu Yunzhi raised his head proudly, and repeated the action of throwing Yang Qiyang out of the door, "I lost it, and I threw him away with one hand." โ
Yu Qi took off her apron and hung it at the door of the kitchen, chuckling, "Didn't you tired?" Come, sit, let's talk, Xiao Si, you also come, sit next to him. โ
Lan Yang raised his head sideways and looked at Gu Yunzhi's face, then walked to the sofa suspiciously and sat down, and then was pulled up by Gu Yunzhi's hand.
He looked at the shoulders on his arms and asked strangely, "What are you doing?" โ
Gu Yunzhi dragged him from the left side of the sofa to the right side of the sofa, and then pressed him to sit there: "Come on, come on, you sit here, you don't know that Yang Qiyang has been lying in your area for a long time just now, you still sit there, do you want to feel the residual warmth of the fart?" โ
"I've fallen for your wickedness." Lan Yang really wanted to kick Gu Yunzhi on his stomach, but he was afraid that he would hurt.
Yu Qi moved a small stool and sat opposite them: "Okay, you two are arguing when I leave." Eh, yes, sit closer, it just looks like a couple, and that bastard can't accompany my brother at first glance. โ
Lan Yang: ???
Gu Yunzhi's joy blossomed, and he put one hand on Lan Yang's shoulder and hugged the person into his arms: "At first glance, the two of us are like a couple." โ
"Yusi, am I really stupid? I haven't seen you have a girlfriend for 24 years since I was a child, and there are many girls chasing you, right? It is said that your IQ has squeezed out your EQ. Yu Qi picked up an apple and took a bite, then said, "I don't believe this, whether you are enlightened or not, the surname impulse will be there when you reach the age." Look at your class reunion again, everyone and the girls are sitting on you and moving to the music, you are stunned and don't take a breath, you just can't get up...... To the girls. โ
After saying that, she felt that it was inappropriate, so she added such a sentence.
After hearing this, Gu Yunzhi turned his head to look at him with a little worry: "Shall we also go to the hospital to have a look?" โ
Lan Yang responded with a smile: "Believe it or not, I moved the machine in the real yร n room back, and when you fell asleep, I turned the quick-freezing bucket upside down on your dingding." โ
"Then you can't do this, it's tiring to keep it hard." Gu Yunzhi shook his head and moved to the side.
Yu Qi coughed lightly: "I'm a woman." โ
Lan Yang and Gu Yunzhi shut up in unison.
You don't say we all forgot.
After the lecture, Yu Qi stood up and picked up her small satchel: "It's good!" I like this kind of good-looking and housework, I'll go first, and you can play by yourself for the rest of the time. โ
"Okay, go slowly!" Gu Yunzhi got up and followed closely to send the person to the door, "Sister, don't worry, I will definitely listen to your words and play hard." โ
Immediately afterward, he was shut outside with the door.
Yu Qi glanced at him twice, and then turned around and walked in the direction of the stairs casually: "This person, I really can't get used to it at all." โ
After seeing that people had gone down the stairs and the sound of the high-heeled shoes was completely gone, Gu Yunzhi hurriedly turned around and began to knock on the door: "If you don't open the door again, I'll smash the window." โ
Inside the house, Lan Yang leaned against the door with his arms folded and responded: "You smashed, smashed and broke the anti-theft guardrail, so that you can't even stretch your legs in." โ
Gu Yunzhi, who was deflated, was silent for a long time and then said, "...... If you let me in, I'll pick a day to beat Yang Qiyang and show you. โ
The closed door clicked and then opened, and Lan Yang stood inside the door and asked, "When will you fight?" โ
"What do you think of tomorrow?" Gu Yunzhi blinked his eyes, looking pitiful, but the words in his mouth were a little violent, "I promise that he won't eat vegetables if he beats him, and my brother beats my brother's father and beats my son." โ
Lan Yang turned sideways: "Come in, tomorrow we will go to the hospital, in front of Gui Renxi." โ
"Okay, okay." What the daughter-in-law says is what she says.
"I just let Gui Renxi see with his own eyes what kind of person he can't ask for is a waste who can't lift anything but Ding Ding." Lan Yang slammed the door shut, "Pick up something, you can't give him incense, and you still expect me to rob him?" There's not much in the toilet, is it? A lump with genitals on it really thinks he's a character. โ
Gu Yunzhi nodded and agreed: "Yes, you look at them, you look at me again, why are there so few people like me who are so beautiful that they are honest and can cook, wash clothes and mop the floor?" โ
Lan Yang turned his head to look at the window: "I want to throw you out from there, is it too late?" โ
"That's not good, you have an anti-theft fence, I can't even stretch out a leg." Gu Yunzhi proudly hugged his waist and took the person upstairs, "Let's go to sleep, do you want to watch boxing tomorrow?" Or swordsmanship? โ
Lan Yang asked secretly, "Can you bring yourself to fight?" โ
"That's because you haven't seen me sick, and anyone who has seen me sick knows it." Gu Yunzhi hugged him up the stairs with his head held high, and said as he walked, "Not only can I take myself to fight, but I can also beat myself to death." โ
Lan Yang didn't think much about me if he was joking or serious, so he pretended to ask casually: "...... is the real way to die?" How does it feel? โ
Gu Yunzhi recalled carefully: "I was crazy at that time, and I couldn't try to hurt. โ
Almost a whole cake is not so easy to digest, and when he slept until midnight, Lan Yang heard the people next to him start chirping. He was half-asleep and half-awake, turned over, and landed one hand on Gu Yunzhi's tight abdomen, rubbing it for a while, and tossing for a while before the two of them fell asleep on the bed.
It just so happened that the next day was a rest day, Gu Yunzhi and Lan Yang were not in a hurry to get up, and the alarm clock was canceled the night before, and Lan Yang slept until almost noon.
When he opened his eyes, he saw that the person on the other side had already woken up, but he was still lying on the bed, half-leaning on the head of the bed and fiddling with his phone.
Seeing that Lan Yang had woken up, Gu Yunzhi reached out and touched the top of his head, his fingers intertwined with his hair.
"I'm waiting for you to get up for breakfast, but now I can only eat lunch." He brought his phone to Lan Yang's line of sight, "Look for yourself, it's eleven o'clock." โ
"Uh-huh......" His drowsiness was still gone, his voice was still mixed with unclear laziness, he stretched out his hand buried in the quilt and brushed away the claw on top of his head, turned over and closed his eyes again, and said vaguely, "I'll lie down for a while and get up." โ
Gu Yunzhi lightly lifted the quilt and got out of bed, stood on the edge of the bed wearing a big pants, and said while putting on his pajama jacket: "I'll cook, you take it easy, I'll lift your quilt later." โ
"I'm annoying you." Lan Yang grabbed the pillow on the side and threw it at him with his backhand, and then pulled up the quilt to cover his head.
When you wake up, you can still sleep, and after you wake up, you have to say a few words to others, and it will be difficult to fall asleep again.
After the bedroom door was closed again, Lan Yang lay down for a while and became more and more awake, and finally fell asleep, but he just didn't want to get out of bed, so he got dressed and got ready, and when he went down, Gu Yunzhi had already cooked the meal he was going to eat at noon.
The dishes and the two bowls of rice were placed on the table, Lan Yang pulled out the wooden chair and sat down, and Gu Yunzhi also sat next to him.