42. Marry

It's no wonder that he is timid, in addition to the strong man with a blade outside the door, there are also a few monks with magic weapons, who look very difficult to mess with.

Outside the door, everyone respectfully divided into two sides, and out of the middle came the short and chubby just now, short and chubby clapped his hands and praised: "It's really different, I really like you so much, in fact, I am the owner of this casino, are you interested in marrying me to be my twenty-eighth aunt's wife?" This dog and this little one are counted as your dowry, and we will talk about the contract slowly. ”

Dowry? Rob imagined the picture of Mingyue holding a dog and riding a snake, and then the two apprentices could go to the west to learn scriptures together.

"What if I don't agree?" Mingyue asked.

"Ahaha." Humpty Fat smiled kindly, "I'm the most reasonable, if you don't agree, let's follow the contract." ”

"Then it's embarrassing." Mingyue sighed, turned her head and asked Rob, "What do you say?" ”

Rob was ruthless, gritted his teeth, reached out to stop Mingyue behind him, and said loudly to Short and Fat: "Actually, she is a man!" ”

Afraid that Dou Fu wouldn't understand, Rob also emphasized: "You see that she is a man, and she draws like a big beauty, this is a disease!" ”

Dou Fu, who was short and chubby, laughed, "As long as there is love, there is no problem with gender." ”

Mingyue felt that this was very reasonable, not to mention that gender was no problem, even race could be crossed, so she couldn't help but nodded, expressing her deep sympathy.

Luo Bu thought that Mingyue was echoing Dou Fu's marriage, and turned his head to scold her: "You still want to marry him?" Why don't you marry a monkey to heaven? ”

Dou Fu cocked his thumb and pointed at the people outside the door, "Look at me here, Fahai, Yan Chixia, Maoshan Daoist, Extermination Master, the country's top demon subduing masters are all here, even if your dog demon ability is great, don't you obediently appear the prototype yourself?" ”

The implication is nothing more than whether to marry or not, the result is the same, and you can still have a name if you get married.

"Isn't there still a 'number one in the world' Heavenly Remnant?" Rob reminded with "kindness......

"Ahem." Dou Fu coughed dryly, "That person has been traveling all over the world, and I haven't contacted him yet, it's not that he doesn't come to work for me." ”

Mingyue glanced at Rob deeply: I didn't expect you to still think about him......

"Just say you marry or not?" Dou Fu asked.

"Marry."

"Don't marry."

Mingyue and Rob replied together.

Rob was furious when he heard Mingyue's answer, and said angrily: "I didn't expect you to be such a Mingyue, I misjudged you!" ”

"Don't worry." Mingyue held Rob's hand hard, "You are considered a dowry, we are still together after all." ”

"......" Rob was so angry that he couldn't speak.

Dou Fu clapped his hands and smiled: "That's very good, you can go to the cave room with me!" ”

"Well said." Mingyue kicked Wumao to Dou Fu's side, "You take this away first, count it as my sincerity." ”

Dou Fu was overjoyed in his heart, but his face was impassive, and he pretended to be disgusted and asked, "It's so big, it has to cost a lot of food, right?" ”

"No, just feed some grass on weekdays." Mingyue replied.

There is no love for a hairless face.

"I've shown my sincerity, what about you?" Mingyue stretched out her left hand and flipped the small chip that Rob gave her just now back and forth between her fingers, "Aren't you going to come out with some sincerity?" ”

"Well said!" Dou Fu readily agreed, turned his head and whispered a few words to the entourage behind him, and soon someone carried a large box, which was one meter square, and when he opened it, it was full of the smallest chips common to Dou's casino, many of which were old and broken, and seemed to be eliminated from the warehouse.

Dou Fu said generously: "According to the contract, one thousand taels of silver...... I will give you as a bride price! ”

Rob saw the chips and secretly admired Dou Fu's old spiciness, this chip belongs to his family, and in the end it is still consumed at his house, if he secretly takes it for money, and takes out so many small chips at once, someone will immediately notice that something is wrong.

"Okay, you gave it to me." Mingyue stretched out her foot and hooked, but the box was too heavy to hook, so she had to signal Rob to pick it up, and Rob shook her hand, "How can I hold it with one hand?" ”

"I can let go, but you can't run? All right? Mingyue said in a low voice, and when she saw Rob nodding, she changed her grip to Rob's wrist.

Rob gave her a blank look, and bent down to pick up the box - not to mention, it was really heavy.

Mingyue reached out and touched the box, stuffed it into the carry-on space, and before Dou Fu and the others could react, a handful of charms and goddesses scattered flowers were scattered.

Suddenly, thunder and lightning broke out in the small room, and the fire was staggered, and a large hole was blown out of the roof of the house.

"Protect the boss!" Several mages shouted to surround Dou Fu in the middle.

Mingyue took the opportunity to pull Rob to sit on the paper crane and leave.

"Oops, my house!" Dou Fu was so distressed that he stomped his feet and scolded, turned around and scolded the demon slayers who were invited with high salaries: "What's the matter with you? Why don't you stop them? ”

Several people lowered their heads aggrievedly, and finally the exterminator spoke, "Boss, we have rules in the industry, and we can't do anything to people." ”

"And how do they do it to people?" Dou Fu pointed to the goatee, and the charm in the goatee was called "The heart has a spirit rhino", Mingyue was gone, and the control was weak, so he stood in place, like a stuck player, "Ah...... Ah......h

"This ......," the exterminator tried to explain, "maybe she hasn't joined the guild yet." ”

"I don't care! I can't swallow this breath without catching her! Dou Fu shouted at the hole in the roof: "We have a contract, and you also accepted my dowry, Cui Bilian, don't you want to run out of the palm of my hand!" ”

"She can't escape, her monster is still here." Fahai smirked and kicked the hairless at his feet.

Hairless rolled to Dou Fu's feet, lazily got up and sniffed his feet, Dou Fu jumped to the side alertly, Hairless had to sniff the goatee, and then, in full view, it raised its hind legs and sprinkled urine on the goatee's legs!

The urine spread on the ground, and even the fat man's corpse and the silver scattered on the ground soaked in it.

As a result, the entire Dou Casino heard Dou Fu's roar: "Die long~ What kind of monster is this?!" Pull to the kitchen, I'm going to eat dogs, meat, fire, pots at night! ”

The rest of the crowd was so frightened by the angry boss that they shivered and were silent, only the goatee was still persistently "Ah...... Ah......h

Rob, who had escaped, vaguely heard Dou Fu's angry cry, and asked worriedly, "It's okay if you don't have hair, right?" ”

"Don't worry." Mingyue said confidently: "If it is a majestic monster with a thousand years of cultivation, it will be miserable, maybe even Ding Ding will have to be cut off and sold for wine, but Wumao is just an ordinary bald dog, it is definitely not so dangerous." ”

At most, it's really eaten.

Rob was skeptical, and finally became silent, the moment Mingyue nodded, she really thought that Mingyue had promised to marry, speaking of which Mingyue was young and beautiful, even if she didn't marry this, she couldn't say that she would marry someone else that day.

Mingyue was afraid of flying too high to attract the attention of the guards in the capital, so she only dared to fly fast against the eaves of other people's houses, but fortunately, everyone was very busy, and few looked up, even if they saw it, they only thought it was a big bird passing by.

At this time, the lanterns are on, the moon rises in the east, the capital is full of osmanthus flowers, the city is full of gold, and the air is full of sweet smell of osmanthus flowers.

With such a beautiful scenery, Mingyue asked Rob with a smile: "Why are you angry, did I do something wrong?" ”

"Nope." Rob pouted, "You're not wrong, how could you make a mistake?" ”

"Huh." Mingyue laughed dryly, and casually climbed a branch full of flowers from a passing tree and handed it to Rob, "By the way, what is 'marrying'?" ”

Mingyue has thousands of years of memories of being Kong Xuan before, of course she knows what it means to marry, but Rob doesn't know, she really thinks that Mingyue has been living in the Peach Blossom Nunnery and doesn't know anything about worldly trivial matters.

"Ah, you don't know?!" Rob's face relaxed, and he took the flower branch and held it in his hand, "Don't just promise others what you don't know in the future, it's very dangerous." ”

Mingyue snickered, but fortunately Rob didn't see it, and Mingyue asked, "What does 'marry' mean?" ”

Rob thought for a while and tried to explain in plain and straightforward language: "Marrying, that is, you receive a gift from someone else, and then you will be with him in the future, and you will have children together." ”

"That's right." Mingyue smiled, "Then you accepted my flowers, are you going to marry me?" ”

"What a joke." Rob lowered his head sadly and twisted the flower branch with his hand, "It's all said, I gave my love to Kong Xuan......"

"But you didn't say you wanted to marry her?!"

"......" Rob thought for a moment, and was speechless. (You don't want to object, do you?) )

"Hah!" Rob was happy again, threw the flower branch back into Mingyue's arms, and said with a smile: "You want to marry me if you take an ordinary flower, when I am a bargain?" ”

"Also to ......" Mingyue lowered her head in shame, in the past, the male bird in the clan proposed to prepare some beautiful stones or other shiny little things to show love, flowers and plants are really not tolerant, can not symbolize the determination of love.

Mingyue's eyes rolled and she had an idea again, "Then, let's bet, I win and you marry me, and if you win, I will marry you." ”

"Who's afraid of whom?" Rob laughed, only as if she was joking, "But I'll only play with rock, scissors, and paper." ”

However, Mingyue doesn't, but Mingyue is smart, and Rob understands as soon as she says it.

"Harmony first, it's not good for anyone to win, or let's all come out of the stone." Mingyue laughed like a chicken thief.

"Okay." Rob laughed too.

As a result, after shouting "scissors, rock, and paper" together, Rob came out of the cloth, and the bright moon came out of the scissors.

"Hahaha!" Mingyue is really happy, and the dowry is saved~

“…… Best of 3 games! "Rob is cheating.

"Okay, it just so happens that we have chips, take out one and a half, and see who wins in the end." Mingyue was interested, touched the Buddhist beads on Rob's wrist, and took out a large box of chips.

It's a pity that Mingyue forgot that they were flying at high speed in mid-air now, and her paper crane couldn't bear such a heavy box, so the two of them fell down with a "bang".

Fortunately, the paper crane flew at high speed for a long time just now, and it had already left the bustling city center, and it would crash into the city wall of the capital after flying for a while, so Mingyue and their forced landing location was on the outskirts of the city, and it happened that there was a ruined temple that had been deserted, but fortunately, there was something on the ground to buffer it, and Mingyue and they were not injured.

Mingyue pulled Rob down the paper crane, and before he could sigh for his life, the door was kicked open, and a group of disheveled men poured in.

The rags on their bodies can no longer be called "clothes", they hang on their bodies one by one, barefoot, unkempt, and the smell of rancid bodies wafts ten miles away and can smoke another cow to death.

"Huh~" Mingyue covered her nose with her hand in disgust, and helped Rob cover her nose with her free other hand.

The last one who came out of the crowd seemed to be a leader, and his clothes were still intact, and after entering the door, he first stared at Mingyue and Rob left and right - who made them look at women who rarely saw them, and then they remembered what was going on, their eyes swept away, and they immediately began to cry and grab the ground: "Oh mom~ They killed the gang leader~"

The other men whimpered and howled.

Mingyue pressed Rob's head to prevent her from moving, and turned her head to look, only to realize that the cushion she encountered when she landed just now was a person, but now she was a dead person.

"Huh." Mingyue covered her nose and said, "It's a very happy thing to be stoned to death by money." ”

"Nonsense!" Zhang Shan, the one who took the lead, jumped so high, pointed at Mingyue's nose and scolded, "Where are you from?" If you defect to my big beggars, I will spare you from death! ”

"Huh." Mingyue covered her nose and continued: "I have to hand over the money in the box to you, right?" ”

"That's nature." Zhang Shan glared at him and said, sure enough, there was not a single tear in his eyes.

"Okay." Mingyue smiled and agreed, took down the hand covering her nose, recited the incantation, quickly snapped her fingers, and then continued to cover her nose.

Hairless appeared out of thin air, rolled on the spot and turned into a bald boy, spit out the onions, ginger and garlic in his mouth, and roared at Zhang Shan, which shook the walls of the broken temple slightly, and the broken bell in the temple also buzzed.

The sonic attack increased the garlic stench, and as soon as Wu Mao appeared, he shocked everyone and scared (smoked) their legs.

It turned out that the master and servant spell painted by Mingyue had her blood on it, so it also brought her a little spiritual sense, as long as she recited the spell, she could summon it wherever she was.

When the cook sharpened his knife, Wumao also sent a distress signal to Mingyue, but Mingyue never responded, fortunately, Dou Fu's cook was very particular, and before slaughtering Wumao, he fed it some onions, ginger and garlic to adjust the meat flavor, and Wumao had to hold back his tears and chew slowly, so he waited until Mingyue summoned it over, and as soon as he appeared, he was "angry" and menacing.

Zhang Shan, they are just beggars at the bottom of society, where they have seen such a cool change, all of them are so frightened that their faces are colorless, dizzy, and their legs tremble.

Mingyue snorted coldly, "Kneel down and call Dad." ”