43. Spells
Zhang Shan was the first to kneel down and shout "Dad", which is not difficult for them, in order to stutter, it is okay to call grandpa, anyway, it is just talking, without self-esteem, it is painless to say anything.
Mingyue was afraid that Rob would be afraid to see the dead body, so she waved her hand to coax everyone out to find a spacious place to talk, and then asked Hairless to follow them with the box, and everyone went to the front hall of the broken temple to sit down.
The dilapidated temple is full of dust and broken walls, only the clay statues on the temple are still in good condition, smiling and waiting to protect all beings.
Fortunately, the beggars often discuss matters here, so there is a clean place in front of the temple, and there are three futons placed there, one in front and two behind.
Mingyue glanced at the futon, didn't say anything, walked over to the futon sitting in front of her, pulled the other futon closer, and asked Rob to sit down and talk.
Rob twisted like a little daughter-in-law, pulled the futon behind Mingyue, first propped up the skirt, and then coiled the tail in the skirt into the shape of ice cream, and sat on it upright.
Hairless unceremoniously occupied the third futon, put the box at Mingyue's feet, and glared at the other members of the beggar gang, really eyeing it fiercely.
Mingyue opened the box, took a small chip and played it between her fingers, and when everyone's eyes were staring at her trick, she raised the chip and asked, "What is this?" ”
"Chips!" Zhang Shan rushed to answer.
Mingyue shook her head, "It's money." ”
Seeing that everyone was puzzled, Mingyue explained: "You can take these chips and go to the casino to redeem money." ”
Mingyue grabbed a large handful of chips, and then let go of her hand, letting the chips slide from her fingers like water, and the dry, smooth bamboo pieces hit each other to make a crisp sound, in the greedy eyes of the beggars, Mingyue said: "I can open with you." ”
Someone couldn't help but want to move forward, so that they could take the opportunity to touch one or two, but the hairless eyes were sharp, and it bared its fangs and whimpered a few lowly, and those restless people stopped.
Not all the beggars were here, but one person walked in from the outside, burping and asking, "It's so late, why are you all here?" ”
Rob looked over Mingyue's shoulder, feeling deep despair at fate, looking at the top of his head with a missing scalp and his slightly tilted body, isn't this the bastard who turned into a big green donkey?
This person is indeed Li Si, when he was angry Mingyue turned into a donkey, and was given by Rob to the person who built the house, he worked hard day and night for several days, and finally survived to the completion ceremony, at that time Miao Zhen disliked the donkey was ugly and dirty, too eye-catching, so he tied him to the back door of the Peach Blossom Nunnery, but he didn't expect that when the Heavenly Remnant and the monkey spirit were fighting, a big move called the demons to appear, and inadvertently saved him.
At that time, Li Si stole a war horse, quickly whipped his horse, and went all the way to the west, but he didn't expect to run to the capital, made up the story of fighting the evil dragon and losing his scalp, mixed with the second-in-command of the beggar gang, and got some of the little beggar's offering money and went to drink immediately, and only came back after drinking, but he didn't expect to meet Mingyue again.
It's a pity that Li Si's eyes are foggy when he has been drinking for a long time, and he only knows that there is something in front of him, and he can't tell whether it is a human or a dog.
Mingyue raised her hand, threw out a handful of small chips, and a small chip rolled to Li Si's feet, don't look at Li Si's father, he doesn't know Li Si's father, but he is a gambler who is addicted to gambling, his cloudy eyes saw the chips at once, others didn't dare to move him, he immediately lay on the ground and picked it up, and when he looked up, there was still in front of him, so he climbed to Mingyue's feet step by step.
Mingyue stretched out her hand and put a charm on Li Si's head without difficulty, turning him into a green frog.
The frog didn't know what was happening, but it croaked twice, jumped crookedly twice, and desperately protected the chips with its paws.
Rob was also a little surprised, but he didn't expect Mingyue to turn his father into a green frog without changing his color, and couldn't help muttering in a low voice: "That's ...... Not so good. ”
"I don't think it's good, either." Mingyue shook her head and sighed, "A frog is so lonely, too lonely, and the spell can only be lifted when people kiss it, so who will be the one who values love and righteousness?" ”
The gang all took two steps back, and only Zhang Shan, who was at the front, took a step back, but was exposed in front of others.
Zhang Shan turned his head to look around and exclaimed, "I'm not...... Not that ......."
Someone kicked him hard in the back, knocking him down in front of Mingyue.
"I can't imagine you are so affectionate!" Mingyue praised loudly, "If you kiss this frog and relieve its loneliness, I will give you these chips!" ”
As he spoke, he grabbed a large handful of chips and held them in his hand, because he held too many chips, and one of the chips fell back into the box with a click.
Zhang Shan's eyes were straight, so much money, how long does it take to save enough, the small chip that fell back is like someone taking away his meat, thinking about it like this, what's the big deal about kissing the frog's mouth? It's okay to kiss a snake's tail. (Rob: Get out!) )
Zhang Shan did not hesitate to use two fingers to roughly pick up the frog and kiss it, and with a bang, two green frogs appeared in place.
"What a love story, it's so touching~" Mingyue sighed, "From now on, you have to live well together~"
He threw the chips in his hand to the frog, "Take it, you can keep it and build a new home or something." ”
Looking at the two frogs jumping around and collecting chips with their mouths, Rob couldn't help but secretly sneer: Isn't it urging the two frogs to die if they have so much "money" that makes people blush?
However, due to Rob's position, she couldn't oppose Mingyue no matter what, so she could only lower her eyes and remain silent.
The other beggar gang disciples were shocked by Mingyue's hand, and they no longer had the heart to rebel, Mingyue left no hair to distribute small chips, and pulled Rob to the outside of the temple.
The breeze is bright and the moon is bright, the night is just right, the bright moon swept away the gloom just now, and said to Rob with a smile: "When I came just now, I saw a large area of water, which seems to be a lake, shall we go on a boat cruise on the lake?" ”
Rob was silent, Mingyue had no choice but to hold her shoulders and shake violently, and said coquettishly: "Okay?" ”
Rob raised his hand to stop Mingyue, frowned and asked, "Wouldn't your methods be too bloody?" ”
Mingyue waved her hand indifferently, "Just don't get blood on your hands, otherwise it will lead to a catastrophe, you are so stupid, you can't avoid a single thunder." ”
"But ...... you" Rob pondered the vocabulary, not knowing which word to use to describe Mingyue so that it wouldn't seem too harsh.
"Me?" Mingyue laughed, pointed her finger at Rob's heart and said, "When you walked out of that small door, I had already asked you, your departure would definitely cause a bloody storm, weren't you quite brave at that time?" If it's coming, why not let the storm come harder? ”
Behind the bright moon was an empty field, and it was dark at night that it was impossible to see clearly, but it was the clouds piled up in the sky above her head, as if in response to her words, and from time to time a few dazzling lightning bolts split the night sky, but no thunder came, like a silent war.
Mingyue stood under the moonlight, the hem of his clothes was blown by the wind, and for a moment, Rob thought that the bright moon in front of him was standing high in the clouds, proudly looking down on all things in heaven and earth, and life and death were only in one thought.
Ah, such cunning, even if you are just a mortal, you can live your wishes, how can it give people the illusion that they are stupid and weak and need to be protected?
Seeing Rob lose her mind, Mingyue laughed, reached out and pinched her little nose, and said with a smile: "Speaking of fun, that little money, the beggars treat it as a treasure, and it is only a few hundred taels of silver, what can it do?" ”
Rob frowned, brushed away Mingyue's hand, and said seriously: "It's not about money......"
"Huh?" Mingyue suddenly said, "Then you are worried about those two guys, then you don't have to worry, whether it is a donkey or a frog, it is just a trick, and you will not be trampled to death casually." ”
Hearing the noisy sounds coming from the broken temple, and occasionally the croaking of frogs, it was still very energetic to listen to, and Rob had to kindly choose to believe in Mingyue.
Mingyue took out a new charm and turned it into a flying carpet, pulled Rob to sit on it, and went straight to the direction of the lake.
This lake is an artificial lake, it is the emperor who is pleased to get the dragon son after convening the migrant workers to dig for ten years to complete, after digging and repairing the canal to attract living water, planting ten miles of lotus, repairing the small bridge people, the reason is to have fun with the people, named Yang Lake.
Because of the beautiful scenery here, quiet at night, soon became the best choice for falling in love and dating, there are often small boats on the lake without wind and automatic, and the boat also comes out of the melodious singing of women because of joy, so the folk are referred to as this lake as the day lake.
The scenery of Yanghu Lake is indeed beautiful, under the moonlight, it is like a big jade plate, and there are some small boat lights dotting the lake, like a little star falling into the lake, which looks pleasing to the eye.
Mingyue had the intention to tease Rob, when the charm flew to the surface of the lake, she found a corner where no one was around, pretended to be unsupported, and hugged Rob with a shout, "It's suffering, it's going to fall~"
Rob took it seriously, hugged Mingyue with his backhand and comforted: "Don't be afraid, I remember that snakes are born to swim." ”
As he spoke, the spell flew across the lake, and seeing that he was about to fall into the water, Rob saw the opportunity, hugged the bright moon and rolled it, and jumped into the lake together.
"Ah, what are you doing?" Mingyue reached out and grabbed the edge of the spell in a hurry, but her body was limited, and she was finally forced to let go, and she and Rob both fell into the lake.
After falling into the water, Shui Mingyue panicked, her hands and feet moved, and soon choked on two mouthfuls of water, Rob repeatedly said "Don't be afraid, relax" didn't work, and in the end, Mingyue herself found that the location where they fell into the water was by the lake, and standing up could make her head out of the water, not to mention that Rob held her armpits hard to lift her out of the water, as long as she didn't move, she definitely didn't have to drink water.
"What are you doing here?" Mingyue said angrily, stretched out her hand to summon the spell just now, transformed into a narrow willow leaf boat, climbed up with great effort, and stretched out her hand to pull Rob to the boat.
"Why are you diving?" Mingyue took off her clothes and wrung the water, and continued to complain: "You can swim and you don't have to drag me into the water, right?" ”
God knows that Mingyue is afraid of water, and she hasn't learned to swim for thousands of years.
Rob lay tired at the bottom of the cabin with his limbs spread out, let out a sigh of relief, and said plaintively, "I can't swim either......"
It turned out that Rob had been standing in the water with the support of his tail just now, and he had to bear Mingyue, who was crazy with his teeth and claws, no wonder he was tired and paralyzed.
"Can't swim......" Mingyue was surprised, secretly glad that today is really fateful, if it falls into a slightly deeper place in the lake, the two of them will ascend to heaven together tonight, and asked strangely: "Then why did you dive?" ”
"I ......" Rob covered his face, I don't know how to explain that I watched too many movies before, thinking that I had to dive to survive before the crash, but now I calm down and think about it, according to Newton's law, weight does not affect speed, then on the spell, the resistance is greater, and the speed of landing should be a little slower.
"Alright." Mingyue was angry and funny, and reached out to pick up Rob's clothes, "Take off your wet clothes and dry, it's not good to catch a cold." ”
"That's not good......" Rob raised his hand to his chest.
"You almost killed me, you know?" Mingyue shouted, "Now that I'm going to help you, are you embarrassed to refuse?!" ”
"But it's ...... to strip naked or something."
"It's okay, there's no one here." Mingyue persuaded, "Look at me? See how frank I am? ”
Rob glanced at it and lowered his head shyly: it was quite white after he was frank.
In the end, Mingyue couldn't resist Rob, so she had to pick a lotus petal and put it on the willow leaf boat as a canopy, and Rob was willing to fumble and take off his clothes and hang them on the side of the boat.
Mingyue let the willow boat drift with the waves, and squeezed over to lie at the bottom of the boat with Rob, the moonlight was sifted by translucent petals, like a dim frosted lamp, and the surroundings were quiet, as if only this narrow couple with lotus fragrance was left in the vast world.