Qian Yun paused, then her eyes lit up, and she said happily: "Really? Has his father already canonized him? ”

"Canonized, in front of the civil and military officials, announced the will in the Jinluan Palace, and at the same time announced to the world, in the future, you, the princess Qianyun, can walk sideways on the street more arrogantly. Pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info"

"you! Am I so domineering? When people are crabs. Husband, if my brother becomes the emperor in the future, will he agree to your resignation from him? Qian Yunqiao's face was lightly sorrowful.

Ren Xiaoyao frowned: "I'm also worried about this, I guess it's a little hanging...... Hey, Mi'er, you can help me talk about it too. ”

"Hmm!" Qian Yun nodded vigorously, a relaxed smile appeared on her face, if Ren Xiaoyao resigned, she and her family no longer had to worry about Ren Xiaoyao's life and death, for them, the resignation was a happy event.

"Uh...... Since you're a lobbyist, you can simply help me knock on the side drum for another thing......" Ren Xiaoyao's face looked a little embarrassed.

"What else?"

"Actually, it's nothing, huh...... A few days ago, I accidentally copied the prince's mansion, see if you can discuss it with your father, according to the old rules, let's divide it into nineteen......"

"You...... You copied the Prince's Mansion? Qian Yun stared at Ren Xiaoyao in surprise, with an expression that was about to faint: "Oh my God...... What kind of husband did I marry......

"Before you resign, you can make one last pen......" Ren Xiaoyao explained with a dry smile.

“……”

"Okay?" Ren Yaoyao salivated, full of hope.

"No way!" Qian Yun flatly refused.

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Brought his father and wife back to the capital, Ren Xiaoyao finally relaxed, he felt very relaxed, the ascension to heaven should go to heaven, the descent to hell to hell, if this is the game, he feels that he has defeated the biggest boss, it is considered to have passed the clearance, what to do now is to eat, drink and have fun every day, and enjoy the life of the young master without pressure at all, and the fat man will be the emperor in the future, if he can agree to resign, it will be more perfect.

Now Ren Xiaoyao is enjoying.

Beicheng Flower Archway, this house was once given to him by a fat man, and by the way, he also gave him a beautiful daughter-in-law. Now that Yanran has moved into Ren's Mansion, this house is also empty.

At this moment, Ren Xiaoyao was drinking with Luo Yueniang in the bedroom.

For her, Ren Xiaoyao has always felt guilty, Qian Yun's thoughts are very strange, she can accept Yanran, who was born in the dust, and she can also accept Xiao Lu, who is a subordinate, even Sister Feng, a pretty widow, she can accept it, nodding and agreeing to include them in Ren Xiaoyao's back garden, but she can't accept Luo Yueniang, who was born as a bandit, I really don't know what she is thinking in her head, maybe as an imperial class, she naturally has a kind of rejection for those green forest underworld who rob homes and rob houses, and there is a faint suspicion of rebellion.

Ren Xiaoyao felt very sorry that he couldn't give his woman an official name, and he felt very sorry for Luo Yueniang. But if she is given a name, Qian Yun will be unhappy, as a man, he now hates his amorous feelings, harming others and himself!

"Your wife has returned to Beijing?" Luo Yueniang, who drank the wine, had a little red in her pretty face, and under the flickering candlelight, she glanced at Ren Xiaoyao with silky eyes, looking extremely enchanting.

Ren Xiaoyao swallowed his saliva, looked at this little charming eye, and then listened to this sour tone, how much like a resentful second wife.

Ren Xiaoyao said with a smile: "When I came back yesterday, the emperor was not in good health, and he immediately entered the palace again." ”

Luo Yueniang's expression suddenly became stunned, and after a while, she sighed and said, "Your Majesty...... How far away this word used to be from me, I always thought that I would die of old age in that poor ravine, the emperor, the court, will not have anything to do with me in this life......"

looked at Ren Xiaoyao in a daze: "...... Who knew that now, my man turned out to be a senior official of the imperial court, a close minister of the emperor's side, and I can smell the smell of the emperor and the court when I sniff now,...... The world is unpredictable. ”

Ren Yao: "Your man? ”

Then he was overjoyed: "...... Do you mean me? Hehe, you're finally willing to admit me, you've finally given me a name......"

Luo Yueniang's head was full of black lines: "This should be said by me, right?" ”

Ren Xiaoyao blinked and smiled: "Do you want to see the palace?" If you want to see the emperor, you can wrap it up on me, it is guaranteed to be free, no tickets, even the emperor is free, but you are not allowed to feed him bananas......"

Luo Yueniang smiled bitterly: "No need, I'm just a bandit, I didn't have the ...... to go to the palace to see the emperor's life."

Slanting a glance at Ren Xiaoyao, Luo Yueniang continued: "...... Having a man who is a big official is enough of a headache for me, and I don't want to get involved in the bad things of your court anymore. ”

Ren Xiaoyao's face suddenly darkened, little girl, stinky girl! What's your expression? Does Lao Tzu embarrass you to be an official? Others can't ask for it, but you treat me like a rag?

The dim candlelight reflected Luo Yueniang's flushed cheeks after drinking, which added a bit of charm and charm compared to usual, like a beautiful and dangerous poppy, swaying in the spring breeze.

Ren Xiaoyao stared at this stunning face, and his heart involuntarily began to stir.

This woman is mine!

Last time, she took aphrodisiacs by mistake and forced Ren Xiaoyao to make a bow, and cooked raw rice into cooked rice, which Ren Xiaoyao has always been ashamed of in her life, is it time to find the field this time?

Rolling his eyes, Ren Xiaoyao decided not to use aphrodisiacs, that thing is too dangerous, and the attack is out of control, in case she is forced to bow by an overlord again, where will I put my old face?

"Yueniang, the beautiful scenery of the night, the handsome guy with good wine, it is really the joy of the world, come, drink a few more glasses." Ren Xiaoyao smiled and began to persuade him to drink.

If a woman is not drunk, how can a man sleep? This is the last word summed up in practice, and it is applicable all over the world, ancient and modern.

Luo Yueniang raised her glass and drank it all in one gulp.

"Come, have another drink, good things come in pairs, and even numbers are auspicious." Let me pour the wine diligently.

Luo Yueniang drank it all.

"Good amount of alcohol! Here, another drink. ”

Luo Yueniang covered the mouth of the cup, her eyes became more and more drunk, and she seemed to be smiling: "Why don't you drink?" ”

"Me?" Ren Xiaoyao sighed, "I drank it, and when you raised your neck to toast just now, I did it too." ”

"Really? Alright, come on, cheers! ”

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Luo Yueniang finally got drunk.

She was defeated by Ren Yao's endless and varied persuasions. Ren Xiaoyao's wine table culture in his previous life has developed to a level that the ancients could not imagine, and the words to persuade people to drink are even more varied. So, cup after cup, she soon fell drunk and lay motionless on the table.

Putting down the wine jug in her hand, Ren Xiaoyao whispered in her ear: "Yueniang, Yueniang......"

Luo Yueniang's pretty face was red with drunkenness, her graceful waist twisted slightly, and then she made a measurable murmur, turned her head, and fell asleep again.

"Wahahahaha......" Ren Yao looked up to the sky and smiled proudly, and in the night, his smiling face was extremely hideous, like the legendary old rascal who was about to stretch out his clutches to a beautiful woman.

"Little girl, this time you finally fell into my hands, it's really a cycle of heavenly reason, retribution is not happy, no, it is very cool."

Ren Xiaoyao smiled treacherously, and then thought of being forcibly pushed down by Luo Yueniang last time, and dedicated seven precious seeds in one night, thinking of this, Ren Xiaoyao couldn't help but collapse his face, and for a while he had mixed feelings, sorrow came from it, and tears of humiliation swirled in his eyes.

“…… Last time, I forced Lao Tzu to be a stallion all night, and now I have to retaliate against anything, and if I don't put you in thirty-six different poses, Lao Tzu will no longer be called a name on the rivers and lakes from now on......"

Sticking out his hands, Ren Xiaoyao first tentatively touched Luo Yueniang's soft breasts through the clothes, not big or small, Yingkan held it, Ren Xiaoyao's eyes lit up, his face flushed with excitement, and Ren Xiaoer below raised his head very appropriately, and tenaciously turned his crotch into a tent.

"What a good cabbage...... Ren Xiaoyao swallowed his saliva, and began to be dissatisfied with scratching his boots, so he bent down and picked up Luo Yueniang horizontally and gently put him on the bed.

The red candles on the table swayed in the gentle night breeze, and the flickering candlelight spread a faint blurry halo on Luo Yueniang's beautiful face.

Stretching out his hand to rub over her bumpy and delicate body, the softness and faint fragrance within the reach of his hand made the room full of spring more beautiful and fragrant.

Her legs are very long, if in her previous life, Luo Yueniang's proud figure and golden ratio are enough to be a model of the fourth generation, the light blue shirt tightly wraps her slender legs, and the vivid and delicate posture makes Ren Xiaoyao's heart pound.

Luo Yueniang's beautiful eyes were closed, her long eyelashes trembled slightly, her pretty face seemed to be even redder, and her long legs were twisting and twisting uncomfortably.

Ren Xiaoyao trembled her hands, quietly unbuttoned her placket, and looked at the beauty under the lamp, of course, it was more interesting to strip naked.

Solution, solution......

Damn it! How can you not solve it? Which damn tailor made this damn dress? Ming'er killed his whole family!

After a long time, Ren Yao's handsome face began to sweat slightly, and the hand that unbuttoned it became more and more clumsy, and he couldn't help but start scolding: "What the is this?" Is there such a tailor? How good you are to be a locksmith......"

"Will you solve it? If you don't know how to solve it, let the old lady get out of the way, I'll do it myself! The voice of impatience came abruptly in Ren Xiaoyao's ears.

"Oh, that's your trouble...... Wow! How did you wake up? Ren Xiaoyao was so frightened that he fell backwards, and his head hit the edge of the red sandalwood bed, and the sky was suddenly full of stars.

"Humph! Want to get your mother drunk? It's still early! Luo Yueniang sneered.

Ren Xiaoyao sweated like rain: "I was wrong......"

"Useless stuff! It's a shame to have the courage to pick flowers, but not the ability to pick flowers! Luo Yueniang quickly unbuttoned her placket, and her mouth was still counting with disdain.

Ren Xiaoyao drooped his head, looking a little ashamed: "......"

Soon, Luo Yueniang took off her placket, revealing her slippery and immature, snow-deceptive skin, and the big red belly pocket embroidered with mandarin ducks playing in the water, and between the twisting of her delicate body, she faintly saw a touch of snow-white and attractive *** looming in her belly pocket.

Seeing that Ren Xiaoyao was still looking at her with her eyes open, Luo Yueniang frowned, and rudely lifted Ren Xiaoyao: "Come over to the old lady!" ”

Ren Xiaoyao woke up like a dream, his face was pale, he clung to the sandalwood pillar beside the bed, and said in horror: "What are you going to do?" ”

"Less nonsense!"

"I was wrong, let me go!"

"Be honest!"

"I'm not the kind of person you think, really!"

"Get down and take your pants off!"

"Three times at most, or I'll bite my tongue and kill myself!"

"Bang!"

"Ahh

“……”

"One library, one library...... Oh-"

"Shut up! What the hell is called! ”

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A night of madness, a night of romance, the rain stopped and the wind stopped, and the sky finally dawned.

The red candle on the table has long been burned out, the morning breeze blows open the plain inlaid bed curtain, Ren Xiaoyao curled up in the corner of the bed, is crying, like a suffering woman who has been humiliated thousands of times, Luo Yueniang is dressed neatly, sitting on the other end of the sandalwood bed looking at Ren Xiaoyao, her pretty face is red with shame, mixed with a little helplessness and crying and laughing.

"Hey, what do you have to cry about? The big man cries like a, is there a shame? ”

Ren Xiaoyao raised his head, looked at her with teary eyes, his eyes were full of humiliation and accusation, and he stretched out two fingers angrily: "It's the second time, it's the second time!" ”

"Didn't it four times last night?" Luo Yueniang said shyly. When a woman talked about this, Rao is Luo Yueniang was usually very arrogant, and she couldn't help but burn her cheeks at the moment.

"There were four ...... last night Hey, I'm not talking about this, this is the second time you've insulted me! ”

Ren Xiaoyao snorted, thinking of the two miserable encounters in a row, he couldn't help but feel sad, and finally cried loudly, leaned his head on Luo Yueniang's fragrant shoulder, and mourned: "...... You're responsible! You can't just leave this matter at that, I'm not done with you......"

Luo Yueniang pouted: "Take a fart responsibility!" If you have the ability, you resigned from the official, went to my Qinglong Mountain, and gave me the second leader for the rest of my life. Either you clean up the fierce lady of your house, and the scenery will take me into the door of your house. ”

Ren Xiaoyao's crying stopped, both of which were very difficult, and optimistically speaking, it was as difficult as climbing to the sky.

Luo Yueniang saw Ren Xiaoyao's frowns, and couldn't help caressing his face with some distress, and said softly: "Actually, since the last time...... After that, I have always regarded you as a husband, you don't have to be embarrassed, I am a bandit and a thief, I never expected to be able to enter the door of your Ren family in a dignified manner, when do you have leisure, you come to Qinglong Mountain to see me, in my heart, you will always be the only husband of Yueniang, tired, tired, go up the mountain to rest for a few days, I just ask you not to forget, Qinglong Mountain, there is a wife who has not entered the lintel of your Ren family waiting for you......"

Ren Xiaoyao raised his head sharply and exclaimed, "What do you mean?" Are you leaving? ”

Luo Yueniang smiled sadly: "I am a duckweed life, coming and going, drifting with the tide, now that the capital is stable, there is no danger around you, I won't leave yet, waiting for your wife to humiliate me, a shameless woman?" ”

"Yueniang, can you stay? Mi'er, I will tell her well, you are my wife, how can there be a reason to let my wife be a bandit in the mountains, isn't this a slap in the face of a man? ”

Luo Yueniang caressed Ren Xiaoyao's face lovingly, and her pretty eyes slowly shed tears: "Ren Xiaoyao, why do we keep arguing over this old issue?" You have your responsibility, and I also have my responsibility, even if you can take me into the Ren family, what about the more than two hundred brothers on the mountain? It's not that you don't know that if there is no leader to take them, they may be left in the rivers and lakes, helpless, full of hunger, how can I have a good conscience? Again, I can't ruin my father's inheritance to me. ”

"I'll arrange for them, throw them into the army, fight for their own future, and I will take care of them if necessary......"

"Brothers, who are accustomed to living an unrestrained life, how can they be restrained by the army? You also said that military law is ruthless, and if you rush them in, wouldn't it hurt them? Let me be free, I don't need to force everything, fate has not arrived, and it is useless to force it......"

Looking at Ren Xiaoyao's tightly frowning brows, Luo Yueniang stood up, held back her tears, and said softly: "Ren Xiaoyao, Qinglong Mountain is only more than 200 miles away from the capital, if you have time, go up the mountain to see me, take care,...... I'm leaving. ”

Ren Xiaoyao stood up and exclaimed urgently: "Yueniang......"

Luo Yueniang looked back and smiled, her pretty face was stained with tears, which deeply hurt Ren Xiaoyao's heart.

"Let me go, don't forget me...... Always remember that on Qinglong Mountain, there is a woman who is always waiting for you...... ...... vomit" Luo Yueniang's face suddenly turned blue, and she rushed out of the room without looking back, bending over and vomiting.

Ren Xiaoyao was stunned in place, his handsome face turned black, and his sorrowful farewell was dissipated without a trace by Luo Yueniang's last vomit.

When he reacted and rushed out of the door, the Yiren had already disappeared, and there was no trace of him, leaving only a faint aftertaste in the air.

Ren Xiaoyao's handsome face gradually appeared sad and indignant, and he stomped his foot and pointed at the sky and scolded: "Stinky girl! What do you mean? Does Lao Tzu look so shabby? Say a few words of love and vomit, don't say it if it's disgusting! Qian Yun vomits, you vomit too, what's wrong with this world? Could it be that Lao Tzu is like this? Where is your aesthetic? If you don't like to look at Lao Tzu, don't look at it! ”

"Magic Mirror, Magic Mirror, who is the most handsome guy in the world?"

"It's you, it's you, it's always been you, it's always been you......"

Ren Xiaoyao stood in front of the bronze mirror, touched his handsome face lovingly, and breathed a long sigh of relief. Yu Zu's expression finally regained some confidence.

"It turns out that I am still the most handsome, but those two women have aesthetic problems......" Ren Xiaoyao squeezed his eyebrows in the mirror, and his mood was much happier.

Yan Ran stood beside him, her pretty face covered with black lines: "Husband, are you asking yourself in the mirror and answering yourself?" ”

"Who says I ask my own questions? I'm answering for the mirror. ”

"Then why doesn't the mirror speak for itself?" Yan Ran winked and chuckled.

Ren Xiaoyao looked at her in amazement, his eyes were like looking at a madman: "How can the mirror speak?" You're not very sick......"

"You ......" the good-tempered Yanran finally made a move with anger, and her temperament gradually tended to be on par with Qian Yun.

"Young master, young master, young lady is back...... a maid gasped in response.

"Qian Yun? Isn't she serving the emperor in the palace? Why did you come back all of a sudden? Ren Xiaoyao's heart tightened, could it be the emperor......

"Young master, the young lady vomited as soon as she got out of the carriage......"

"Throwing up again? This...... What the hell is going on? Ren Xiaoyao began to be a little anxious.

"Husband, sister, she has been not feeling well for the past few days, and she can't eat, do you want a doctor to come to the house to take a look?" Yan Ran said worriedly.

"Yes, yes, please doctor, Xiao Wu, hurry up and find a doctor, show the young lady, quickly! It's urgent! Ren Xiaoyao commanded, and hurriedly went out to greet Qianyun.

Bypassing the garden in front of the courtyard, I saw Qian Yun walking over from a distance, she was pale and frowned, looking very uncomfortable.

"Mi'er, are you okay?" Ren Xiaoyao took Qian Yun's hand and looked up and down nervously.

Qian Yun's mouth deflated, and she began to cry: "Husband, I'm very unwell, am I sick?" ”

"What's wrong?" Ren Xiaoyao was so anxious that his forehead sweated.

Qian Yun stretched out her fingers, pouted and pointed to her stomach, and said aggrievedly: "I want to vomit when I see something I eat, I can't even stand the smell of oil, and my stomach is churning......"

"Did you eat something bad?" Ren Xiaoyao scratched his head, look at this kind of thing, he is a young man at all, and he doesn't understand anything.

"I've called someone to get a doctor, don't worry, I'll be there soon."

After the two pillars of incense, Xiao Wu hurriedly invited the doctor over.

The doctor's surname is Zhang, he is dressed very plainly, with the appearance of a fairy wind and bones, shaking the string bells in his hand from time to time, making a pleasant jingling sound, giving people a very down-to-earth and trusting look.

After Dr. Zhang entered the door, Ren Xiaoyao didn't care about talking nonsense with him, so he led him to Qian Yun and started to take the pulse directly.

The three fingers gently put on Qian Yun's wrist, Dr. Zhang closed his eyes, stroked his beard, and calmly judged the pulse.

Ren Xiaoyao and Yanran stood nervously aside, staring at him for a moment, looking quite anxious. Xiao Wu stood respectfully behind Ren Xiaoyao, looking left and right, his small eyes rolling around, looking a little weak.

After a long time, Dr. Zhang finally opened his eyes, smiled confidently, stroked his long beard slowly, and said in a deep voice: "The young lady of your mansion is sick ......."

"How?" Everyone asked.

"Maybe ......"

"Maybe?" Everyone was stunned.

"Probably ......"

"Possibly?" The crowd was stunned.

"Probably ......"

"Hey! Wait a minute, Dr. Zhang, can you give me an accurate word? Ren Xiaoyao's face darkened a little.

Doctor Zhang coughed embarrassedly, his expression was quite worried, and the corner of his eyes peeked upwards at Ren Xiaoyao, whose expression was becoming more and more unkind, and said cautiously: "...... The old man estimated that it was a happy pulse ......"

Everyone looked happy, but before they had time to be happy, Dr. Zhang added another word: "...... Right? ”

“……”

The ups and downs of life come so fast that Ren Xiaoyao can't help but go crazy.

"You're a doctor, don't you ask me? Are you going to get sick? "There are signs of an outbreak.

Doctor Zhang's old face fell, he stood up and made a gesture at Ren Xiaoyao, and said with a bitter face: "To be honest, the old man really doesn't know much about showing people the disease......

Ren Xiaoyao was furious: "You are a doctor who doesn't know how to see a disease? What do you eat? ”

Doctor Zhang exclaimed: "I'm a good doctor, but I haven't seen anyone sick......

Ren Yao was stunned for a moment, and said contemplatively: "What do you mean?" ”

Doctor Zhang suddenly smiled, stroked his long beard and said confidently: "Although the old man has never seen anyone sick, but ...... If the poultry, cattle, sheep, and horses in your house are sick, the old man will get rid of the disease! ”

"Veterinarian!" Everyone exclaimed in unison.

Dr. Zhang was unhappy: "What's wrong with the veterinarian?" The old man is deeply loved by the villagers in the countryside, and whoever sees the old man is not respectful and respectful......"

Ren Xiaoyao nodded with a calm face: "Someone!" Give this Doctor Zhang to Lao Tzu respectfully...... Throw it out! ”

The guards with big shoulders and round waists came in and carried away Dr. Zhang, who was constantly struggling, like chickens.

Everyone in the room stared at Xiao Wu with unkind eyes.

Xiao Wu knelt down and trembled with fright: "Young master, young lady, the little one is wrong, the little one should be damned!" The young master said that the matter was urgent, and the little one just went out and met the doctor Zhang, and saw him shaking the string bells, thinking that there was always some medical skills, and the little one thought, please invite him in first to take a look and then talk about it, if it doesn't work, let's change people......"

"Xiao Wu, you first take my name card and ask the imperial doctor Wu in the palace to come over, and then what ......about it" Ren Xiaoyao glanced at him, "You have wrapped the toilet in our Ren Mansion this month, and pour the toilet for a month." ”

Xiao Wu agreed with a bitter face, and then quickly went out of the house to invite Imperial Doctor Wu.

Qian Yun pursed her mouth, her expression became more and more aggrieved, she shook Ren Yao's arm, and was depressed: "Husband-"

Ren Xiaoyao sighed, and glared angrily at Yanran next to him who wanted to laugh but didn't dare to laugh.

If this is really a happy pulse, then it is too embarrassing, the dignified princess of the Hua Dynasty, the golden branch and jade leaf, was pregnant with a child but was cut off by the veterinarian, this thing is really unlucky.

The child was born and let him be his father, and in the future, he could call his son "little beast" in a grand manner. If you extend it further, the son is a little beast, what is Lao Tzu?

Qian Yun's expression seemed to be happy and worried, and she was quite worried: "Husband, what if it wasn't for Ximai?" ”

She was worried that she would not be able to accept the stimulation of great joy and sorrow.

Ren Xiaoyao smiled warmly: "It doesn't matter if it's not, let's work harder, hey, Ben Fujun has been concentrating on studying several new postures recently, let's try ...... at night."

Qian Yun and Yan Ran's pretty faces blushed for a moment, and Qian Yun was so angry that she kicked him hard, and said angrily: "People are worried to death, you are still in the mood to think about that absurd thing!" ”

After Imperial Doctor Wu came, he smiled and said hello to Ren Xiaoyao after a little pulse, and confirmed that Qian Yun was really pregnant with a child.