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"Cut...... Martial arts? The fat man's eyes gradually straightened, and there was a sign of petrification.
Ren Xiaoyao nodded affirmatively: "Yes, your father bets that I can't hide from his secret weapon......"
"Dark ...... Hidden weapons? The fat man muttered repeatedly.
"Hey, fatty, you've had a parrot lately?" Ren Xiaoyao was very dissatisfied with the fat man's meaningless repetition.
"And then?" The fat man's brain clearly shows signs of starting to short-circuit.
Ren Xiaoyao looked like a peerless master, and smiled reservedly: "Later, I escaped." ”
The fat man looked at him adoringly: "So? ”
"Therefore, I investigated the matter of the Prince's Mansion, and your father will not pursue it." Ren Xiaoyao was as proud as a little fox who had just stolen a chicken.
"Really?" The fat man regained his IQ and looked at Ren Xiaoyao suspiciously.
"Really, really gold."
The fat man looked at Ren Xiaoyao for a long time, and finally made a decision: "...... I still asked my father to go. ”
After saying hello, he didn't say hello, and rolled towards the dormitory with a round body.
If this IQ becomes the emperor, the life of the common people is a little suspenseful......
Ren Xiaoyao frowned secretly.
It didn't take long for the emperor to roar violently from the palace: "Get out!" ”
Then I heard the sound of a piece of porcelain breaking, and finally the fat man ran out of the dormitory.
"Brother Ren, you lied to me again!"
A shadow camp on the western outskirts of the capital.
The army here is guarded, heavily guarded, the camp is guarded by a cedar fence, divided into two parts, in addition to a group of Longwu soldiers patrolling back and forth, there are also bright and dark posts all around, as well as traps that are unguardable. The insecure Ren Xiaoyao regards this place as his strongest fortress to protect himself and his family, and by the way, to do something shady.
A day has passed since the defeat of the prince's army, the gates of the capital have also been opened, and the notice of the people of the capital government Yin has been posted all over the city, which has played a little role in appeasing the people's hearts, and the city has begun to gradually bustle and noisy, shops have opened one after another, and the people have also returned to their previous peaceful life, for their families and for their own livelihood.
Qian Yun stood outside the gate of the shadow camp, staring blankly at the hustle and bustle of the capital not far away, her eyes full of anxiety and expectation. When the soldiers who came and went on the patrol saw her, they all bowed respectfully, and their eyes were full of awe.
The war has ended, listening to Wen Sen's report, under the joint arrangement of his father and husband, the prince's rebellion failed, and peace has gradually returned to the city, but ...... Why didn't that damn bastard come and take them back to the city?
"Sister, it's windy outside, let's go back to the room." Yan Ran said softly behind Qian Yun.
Qian Yun stubbornly shook her head, and her silver teeth were gritted loudly: "That damn bastard, he didn't send a message when he won or lost, and he made our family stupid to wait in this hellish camp, and the old lady will never spare him when she sees him!" ”
Yan Ran chuckled and said: "The chaos in the city has been decided, the husband is an important minister of the court, he must be busy with government affairs, my sister should not be anxious, wait a few more days, go back to the room, you have been unwell for a few days, be careful and suffer from the wind and cold." ”
Speaking of discomfort, Qian Yun's face began to turn blue, and she forcibly suppressed the evil feeling churning in her chest, and after calming down for a while, she pouted and said, "What kind of important minister of the court is he?" I haven't seen him do any government affairs in a serious way, he travels around all day long, doing some things like stealing chickens and touching dogs, and his father can actually endure it all the time without spanking him, which is really magnanimous......"
Yan Ran sneered, thinking about it, she didn't feel right, and couldn't help but say angrily: "Sister, how can you say this about our husband?" ”
Qian Yun smiled: "In our family, you are talking to that bastard, no wonder my husband likes you so much, several times he sneaked away from my bed in the middle of the night, and then ran into your room, touched your bed, and when it was almost dawn, the bastard sneaked back again, as if nothing had happened, hum!" Think I don't know? ”
Yan Ranqiao's face suddenly turned red, and she said shyly: "You...... How do you know? He's not saying you sleep well...... Like something...... Hee-hee. ”
Qian Yun was stunned, and then he was furious: "That bastard said I slept like a pig, didn't he?" ”
Yan Ran covered her small mouth, her eyes smiled into two crescent moons, and her gaze dodged: "I don't know anything, I don't remember......"
Qian Yun said angrily: "If the old lady sees him, she will have to break his third leg!" ”
"What's the third leg?" Yan Ran wondered.
Qian Yun grinned and said, "It's something that men have, but we women don't have, that bastard told me." ”
Yan Ran's smart eyes rolled, and then she immediately understood, and blushed and snorted: "...... Sure enough, it's a bastard! ”
Qian Yun smiled happily: "Look, we have a resonance......"
The two girls frolicked for a while, and then looked at the capital faintly, and sighed at the same time.
"The situation is turbulent, the court is dangerous, and the wars are one after another, Yanran, has our husband just been following the crowd?"
Yan Ranqiao's face was lightly sorrowful: "Yes, every time he leaves us, I worry about him, afraid that he will be tired, afraid that he will be injured, and even more afraid of him...... There is something three long and two short, that feeling, like my heart falling into a boiling oil pot, repeated torment, I ...... It's very uncomfortable. ”
As she spoke, Yan Ran's eyes were red, and she soon burst into tears.
Qian Yun hugged Yan Ran's thin shoulders and sighed: "I feel the same as you, no matter how big an official he is, I am not rare, I just hope that he will do less dangerous things and stand in front of us completely, I will thank God...... Our husband was not a bold man in the first place, but the situation forced him to be born and die again and again, and I was so worried that I was about to go crazy. I hope that after this counterinsurgency, the world will be peaceful and there will be no more twists and turns......"
The two girls glanced at each other and sighed faintly. There are no twists and turns, is it possible? Throughout the ages, which dynasty and which generation have lived peacefully? The world is tumbling and surging all the time, how easy is it to withdraw from the whirlpool court?
"Sister, look! Carriage, our carriage! Yan Ran's eyes suddenly lit up, staring at a two-horse carriage in the distance, and shouted excitedly.
"Yikes! It's really our family's carriage! Qian Yun looked at Yuan Ren and began to get excited.
"Did you finally think of picking us up, damn bastard?" Qian Yun smiled, but the snow-white teeth showed a cold light.
Ren Xiaoyao sat in the carriage, the bumpy mountain road had shaken him dizzy, and the whole person was like a flat boat in the angry tide, rising and falling with the upheaval of the carriage.
"To ...... Roads are to be built...... Be sure to build roads! Ren Xiaoyao gritted his teeth and made a decision.
When the car arrived at Yuanmen, Ren Xiaoyao got out of the carriage, and saw Qian Yun and Yanran looking at him with tears in their eyes and smiles.
A burst of warmth overflowed his chest, and Ren Xiaoyao stood quietly by the carriage with a warm smile on his face.
To be a responsible man, to stay with his family, to share weal and bene, and to do his best to hold up a tranquil sky for them, this is what he is really willing to do. What fame and wealth, what high-ranking officials are generous, these add up, but they can't withstand a warm greeting and a caring look from the family.
Such a simple truth, but unfortunately many people don't understand, and it is only when they are old that they understand what they have done all their lives? What did you get? What was lost? When I understand, it's too late, what should be gone is gone, and what is lost is lost forever.
Fortunately, Ren Xiaoyao has lived two lives, and this life is too thrilling, because of this, he is more eager to live a plain and quiet life with his family, there are too many responsibilities to bear in this world, but what really belongs to a man should be carried, only family and wife, as for the rest, to hell! I'm not available!
Slowly stretching out his hands, Ren Xiaoyao blinked and smiled: "Why are you not enthusiastic at all, what are you doing?" Come and hug your husband! ”
Qian Yun and Yanran glanced at each other, pursed their lips and smiled, and then the second daughter ran towards Ren Xiaoyao, Ren Xiaoyao's eyes were warm, looking at the delicate posture of the second daughter running, and couldn't help but smile. The wives that Lao Tzu is looking for are like flowers and jade, Chunlan and autumn chrysanthemums, each good at winning, this ability to pick up girls is simply more clever than my escape skills.
Who knew that Qian Yun suddenly stopped halfway through running, stared at Ren Xiaoyao blankly, and then his face began to turn pale, and then began to turn blue again, the end was unpredictable, Ren Xiaoyao was inexplicable, but Qian Yun turned her head and ran, looking like she had seen a ghost.
Ren Xiaoyao's eyes were straight, his outstretched hands were stiff in mid-air, he glanced at Yanran for some reason, and then his face turned black, and he chased after Qian Yun with his legs, shouting while chasing: "Hey, you stop!" What do you mean? Do I look hideous? Why do you have such a ghostly expression? This hurts people's self-esteem, do you know? Wow! You're still throwing up, it's too much......"
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Just as Ren Xiaoyao instructed his subordinates to pack their luggage and prepare to leave for the capital, Wen Sen rubbed his hands and laughed and pulled Ren Xiaoyao aside.
"What's the matter? Tell me, I'm in a hurry. Ren Xiaoyao bit half a steamed bun in his mouth and said impatiently. From morning to now, he hasn't eaten a mouthful of food, and has rushed to pick up his family back to Beijing non-stop. No, Lord Ren, who is as honest as water, is dryly nibbling on white-flour steamed buns.
"My lord, according to your orders, my subordinates have recruited five hundred young people with clean net worth and good qualifications to expand our shadow team, this ...... Subordinates are brave, do you show your face, teach a few words, let everyone be familiar with how our top boss is, handsome and upright......"
Ren Xiaoyao's eyes lit up: "Well, yes, it makes sense, Lao Wen, you are very good at doing things......"
Wen Sen hurriedly praised him: "The main thing is that the adults are too wise and martial, and the subordinates must not dare to be too bad, otherwise they will lose the face of the adults, and the subordinates will die and will not be redeemed......"
"Let's go, go see those recruit eggs."
On the school field in the middle of the camp, five hundred newly recruited shadow members were training, crawling and rolling, shouting and screaming, and the sky above the school field was covered with yellow dust, shrouding the new students who were moving and dodging.
The killer brother held his hand, and he was still holding a thick piece of bamboo in his hand, and he was guiding one by one, whose movements were not standardized, and with a "snap", the bamboo piece fell on his head fiercely, making the new students grin, wiping their tears and not daring to talk back, the killer brother can kill people just by looking at them.
"Oh, it's so cruel, can you say no? Do you have to beat someone? We have to set up a rule in the future, we are not allowed to engage in corporal punishment......" Ren Xiaoyao was quite sympathetic to the new students.
Wen Sen accompanied the smile to excuse the killer brother: "My lord, some people are too stupid to open their minds, I am compassionate, don't you still have a head to drink?" The Buddha can be enlightened by knocking on a stick, and it is not difficult for this killer brother to knock on a stick and open the mind. ”
"Nonsense!" Ren Xiaoyao scoffed at this unscientific statement: "People bandits often knock people with sticks, they are all living bodhisattvas? ”
Seeing Wen Sen sneering and silent, Ren Xiaoyao bit the steamed bun hatefully and glared at him: "In the future, you must learn more cultural knowledge, don't keep saying such unskilled words, you are also the second-in-command of the shadow, and even I will be ashamed to follow you when you make jokes." ”
Vincent hurriedly agreed, and then sneered, "Your Excellency...... Or, let them gather, you can teach a few words, so that everyone admires your outstanding, brave and mighty, shocking the past and the present, and your face is like a crown of jade? ”
"Wow, Lao Wen, I've been studying hard lately, and my sycophants are obviously much more gorgeous......" Ren Xiaoyao smiled.
"The truth is all the big truth, and it is the heart of the subordinates......"
On the school field, the new students looked at the top boss on the stage with respect or awe, they knew a lot about the legendary experience of this Lord Ren, a businessman who was less than 20 years old, unexpectedly made so many contributions to the imperial court, and was deeply favored by the emperor, the official was high and powerful, and it was even more famous among the people.
It's a pity that the fly in the ointment is ...... Why did this adult laugh so badly? is not solemn at all, and he can't see the appearance of half of the important ministers of the court, but like a little thief who often picks up people's money bags in the market......
"My lord, everyone has arrived, please give me a lecture." Vinson smiled flatteringly, then stood to the side obediently, highlighting the majesty of being the leader of the free race.
Looking at the five hundred new students in front of him who showed respect and admiration, Ren Xiaoyao smiled happily, the shadow is a spy agency directly under his control, this agency is equal to his biggest capital, now there is new blood to fill in, and the capital seems to be a lot richer, how can he not be happy?
"Don't lecture first, it's better to get up and walk while sitting, the official wants to show them what a truly qualified shadow is!"
Vincent was stunned and hurriedly said, "How do you want to demonstrate?" ”
Ren Xiaoyao snorted proudly, and suddenly raised a hand high, shouting heroically at the five hundred new students on the school ground: "I want to fight ten!" ”
"Wow!" The new students were in an uproar, and their eyes looked at Ren Xiaoyao even more adoringly. It is worthy of being a hero who single-handedly went out of the city to ask for help, look at the style of others!
Vinson was shocked, cold sweat broke out, this top boss has a few pounds and taels, as a close subordinate, how could he not know? Today's adults have eaten the gall of a bear's heart and a leopard, and they dare to take the initiative to find someone to compete, and they fight ten at a time, too brave, right?
"My lord, think twice! Zi said: The son of a daughter can't sit down in the hall, and he said: The gentleman doesn't stand under the dangerous wall, and he still says ......"
"What a fart! This is a barracks, not a academy, you come and go, what about the top prize? Ren Xiaoyao glared at him fiercely, then rudely grabbed the placket of Wen Sen's clothes, gritted his teeth in his ear and whispered, "Where is the usual cleverness of sycophants?" Aren't you going to pick ten of our old brothers out and fight me? Put on a show, show the brave and mighty side of the officer, and show those recruits eggs, why don't you just get it, and use me to teach you? ”
Wen Sen suddenly, it turned out that Lord Ren wanted to show off his skills in front of the new students, so that the newcomers would worship him even more, well, the adult's thoughts could be understood, but the approach was too shameless......
"Subordinates understand!" Vinson smiled implicitly.
"Remember, don't really hurt me, otherwise Lao Tzu will be chased and killed at the end of the world!" Ren Xiaoyao added viciously.
Half a pillar of incense hours later, ten shadow old subordinates surrounded Ren Xiaoyao, seemingly murderously assuming an attack posture.
In front of the five hundred new students, Ren Xiaoyao snorted coldly, suddenly raised his hand again, and shouted again as if showing off and emphasizing: "I'm going to fight ten!" ”
"Wow!" The new trainees all exclaimed in adoration, just like five hundred little hens looking at the only lame crane among them, Lord Ren was very vain, and felt that his body was a little floating......
Under the admiring eyes of everyone, Ren Xiaoyao turned around slowly, put the remaining half of the steamed bun in his hand on the table with a very slow movement, and glanced at the steamed bun with infinite love, and then slowly walked to the encirclement in the middle of the school field.
"I'm going to play ten ......"
"My lord, everyone knows that you are going to fight ten, so let's do it quickly......" a shadow subordinate said helplessly.
"Ahem...... Okay, let's get started. ”
Immediately afterwards, the ten subordinates who surrounded him suddenly retracted their attack postures, stood up straight, and bowed to him ninety degrees in unison.
Ren Xiaoyao was taken aback: "This kind of etiquette is exempt, right?" Can't we give our own courtesy? ”
The ten subordinates were silent, their eyes were cold and staring at Ren Xiaoyao, their bodies exuding a fierce murderous aura, their faces were cold and hard, their expressions were hideous, their attack postures were posed, and the bones and muscles of their bodies made a crackling sound, just like popping beans in a frying pan.
The students were frightened by their momentum, and they all pinched a cold sweat for Lord Ren, looking at the posture of these ten people, they are clearly the masters of the masters, Lord Ren looks weak and weak, can he beat them?
After thinking about it, they were relieved. Lord Ren has made so many contributions to the imperial court, how can he not have any real skills in his hands? The so-called people can't look good, maybe if you let the adults make a casual move, all ten of them have to lie on the ground......
Sure enough, in the middle of the school field, Ren Xiaoyao just put on an attack posture, only to see the ten subordinates around him staggering back in unison, and then screaming in unison, like a kite with a broken string, all flew out upside down, as if they were shocked by a shadowless and invisible internal strength, and what was even more outrageous was that they were all pale, cold sweat broke out, covering their chests as if they were suffering some severe pain, and some even lay on the ground and began to twitch......
The onlookers were dumbfounded, their jaws fell to the ground collectively, and they stared at Ren Xiaoyao in disbelief, and their hearts were shocked......
Is this the legendary "Controlling Qi and Hurting People"?
Ren Xiaoyao's hands were frozen in the air, and his face was ugly as he stared at his subordinates who were lying on the ground rolling and moaning, feeling a little unable to get off the stage, so he sighed: "So many people are watching, can I ask you not to play like this?" ”
The subordinates stopped moaning, lay on the ground and looked at each other, and found that everyone was pretending to be like themselves, and couldn't help but be a little surprised, and asked in unison, "Why did you fall too?" ”
“……”
"Your Excellency!" The onlookers were full of adoration and applauded excitedly.
Ren Xiaoyao's face darkened even more......
All the subordinates hurriedly stood up, patted the dust on their bodies as if nothing happened, and the faces of the ten people were a little embarrassed, and they all smiled at Ren Xiaoyao guiltily.
"Be serious, put in a little bit, okay?" Ren Xiaoyao felt that today's competition was really a mistake, and he couldn't just go home with his father and wife, why did he have to join in the fun? It's not up or down now, it's a dilemma, it's like playing monkey play, Ren Xiaoyao is very unhappy now, and he wants to flatten people.
"Let's make a move!" Ren Xiaoyao drank impatiently, he just wanted to end this monkey show with him as the protagonist quickly, and then go back to the capital to reunite with his family.
The subordinates looked at each other, and then nodded very tacitly, they finally understood what the adult meant, since they wanted to let the adult be in the limelight, they couldn't let him win too easily, otherwise they wouldn't show the adult's brave and mighty side.
"My lord, look at the move!" smashed the yellow dragon and slammed it towards Ren Yao's door.
Ren Xiaoyao sneered proudly: "It's a good ......"
The voice did not fall.
"Bang!"
"My lord! Are you alright? ”
"My lord, my subordinates are dead!"
"Your Lord, you have a nosebleed......"
Everyone on the school field was stunned to see Lord Ren's nosebleeds endlessly, and Wen Sen stood on the point platform and was so frightened that his legs were weak, his face was pale, and he moaned weakly on his forehead.
"Who hit that punch just now?" Ren Xiaoyao, who was relieved, asked coldly with a small piece of coarse cloth in his nostrils.
All the subordinates flashed to the side without righteousness, and only one subordinate was left standing in the middle, looking at Ren Xiaoyao in horror and trembling.
"Boom!"
Ren Xiaoyao immediately turned his face, pulled out the saber that his subordinates were carrying, shook his hand, pulled out a beautiful knife flower, and then slashed at the perpetrator without a head.
The perpetrator was obviously not willing to be chopped up by Ren Yao in such a daze, and suddenly shouted "wow" and turned his head to flee for his life.
"Bastard turtle king bastard, don't run! Dare to beat your boss, do you know how long you have to be confined? ”
"My lord, spare your life! Didn't you just compliment me on that punch? The subordinates begged for mercy while running, and they were so aggrieved that they wiped their tears.
"Fart! Lao Tzu said, 'Come so fast', and before he finished speaking, he was beaten by you, do you think you deserve to die? ”
"My lord, my subordinates are wrong, I won't dare to ...... next time"
"Think beautifully, next time! Lao Tzu orders you to stop! Stand obediently and let me slash twice...... Ho! Still running? Look at the throwing knives! ”
"Ahh
On the carriage back to the city, Ren Xiaoyao sat in the middle of the carriage with an expressionless face, and Qian Yun and Yanran on the side secretly raised their eyes to glance at him from time to time, and then quickly lowered their heads, covered their faces and shoulders and kept shrugging, smiling and enduring hardship.
"Laugh! What's so funny! Ren Xiaoyao glared at the two mothers-in-law with low smiles: "I was attacked by someone!" Besides, don't I get back on the field too? The guy who sneaked up on me was beaten up so badly. ”
Qian Yun snorted, seeing that Ren Xiaoyao's face was pale, and he was a little annoyed and angry, he quickly held back, moved to Ren Xiaoyao's side, hugged his arm, and said gently: "I know, the husband is the most powerful, and it is our blessing that our sisters can marry you......"
Ren Xiaoyao's face was slightly pale, and the hundred steels suddenly turned around his fingers.
"Humph! Of course, your husband has come and gone freely in the army of thousands of horses, one person and one horse in seven in and seven out of thousands of horses, taking the head of the general is like a bag to get something, if it is not for that guy's despicable plot today, how can he follow his way? ”
Yan Ran blinked: "Why does this sound familiar?" ”
Qian Yun also had the same doubts: "That's right, didn't my husband tell us some story about Changbanpo before?" There is a general surnamed Zhao in it who seems to be seven in and seven out, and the husband ......"
Two pairs of beautiful big eyes with a strong desire for knowledge stared at Ren Xiaoyao, waiting for him to solve his doubts.
Ren Xiaoyao was stared at by these two pairs of eyes, and the man's vanity suddenly appeared, and he puffed up his chest and said coolly: "...... Treat it as if it were me. ”
"Oh......"
The second daughter responded obediently, and then leaned aside and whispered.
"It's really hard for our husband, he came all the way from the capital to pick us up, but he was beaten by his subordinates for no reason, it......'s unlucky enough."
"That's it, in front of so many subordinates, in front of everyone, no wonder the husband is in a bad mood, let's follow him more, we should coax the child......"
"Hmm!"
Ren Xiaoyao's face became darker and darker.
"You two ......"
"Huh?" Two pairs of big eyes blinked at him.
Ren Xiaoyao sighed: "...... Since it's a whisper, you have to turn down the volume, so why bother letting me hear it? Hurt self-esteem ......"
“……”
"Mi'er, there's something I forgot to tell you."
"What's the matter?"
Ren Xiaoyao smiled: "Your brother, His Royal Highness King Fu, is now the crown prince of the dynasty, are you happy?" ”