27. Funny couple twenty-seven
Huo Chen and his wife, who originally came to the Czech Republic to participate in the variety show filming as guests invited by the program team, chose to self-regulate because they were abandoned by the program team as soon as they got off the plane, so that this husband and wife variety show finally went to the exclusive husband and wife sightseeing documentary QAQ.
If it weren't for the friendly reminder of the cameraman, it is estimated that these two people would still be able to walk hand in hand in this unique country. In fact, in fact, the cameraman was forced to remind him when he couldn't stand it and couldn't move-
#马勒戈壁. #
#我没有强健的体魄. #
#我只有大肚腩. #
#我背的不是媳妇或美女. #
#我背的只是一个重重的摄像机. #
#所以, I'm tired. #
#你们也给我赶紧找节目组安排的住处去( ̄^ ̄)ゞ. #
So Huo Chen, who felt that he had been shopping for a while, agreed to go back to the residence where he still didn't know the true face of Lushan because he was considerate of his wife's body.
Going around and around, looking for another long time, finally the emperor lived up to his wishes, the house was in front, a small villa, simple and generous.
However, when the two stupid couples just stepped into the door of the house, they felt the atmosphere was unusual.
The two of them looked up, yo ho, the tacit understanding of the couple soared again, because at this moment, a song that could describe the director's current situation appeared in their hearts together-
#捷克有个包青天. #
#铁面无私辨忠奸. #
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The director was angry, and the consequences were very strict.
And the best way to deal with foodies is to let them not eat, although it is a little cruel, but in view of the fact that Huo Chen and his wife really do not follow the rules of the game, they arrived here more than three hours late, and it is already the best choice not to let them eat dinner.
"Because you've been too late, you've canceled today's dinner."
Huo Chen: "........."
Bao Zi: "QAQ"
There is no revenge and no revenge, and the director has already been automatically metamorphosed under the long wait. After announcing that the two stupid couples couldn't eat dinner, he took out the rich Czech food that the program team had carefully prepared for the two of them, and then a group of people chirped and ate it in front of Huo Chen and his wife.
#论节目组导演的幼稚程dù. #
It's a pity that the director calculated the beginning, but failed to calculate the ending. I have to say that for foodies, this trick is indeed ruthless, but ......... The videographer who followed the couple all the way said-
#导演你还是太过天真了. #
#你以为他们夫妻俩只是因为没有找到这里而瞎兜圈的吗? #
#你错了. #
#在你什么都不知道的情况下. #
#他们两个人已经游玩了几个捷克的名胜古迹了. #
#顺便还吃了个饭. #
#所以导演在你生气想要对付吃货时, the trouble is also to see if the foodie is saturated now, okay? #
#为导演的智商点上一排蜡. #
When the cameraman deeply felt sorry for the IQ of the director of the program team, he also turned the camera to Huo Chen and his wife very dedicatedly, but as a result, he was confused, and the corners of his mouth twitched, so should they be praised for never forgetting their profession as actors?
As soon as Bao Zi heard that the director said that he couldn't eat dinner, the whole person was not good, as a generation of senior foodies, she felt that this kind of punishment was too unhumane, and then the occurrence of a qiē was so natural, Bao Erwu took the initiative to go offline after hearing that there was no food, and he looked sad and indignant, and after finding that he couldn't change anything, he turned around and went into his husband's arms to seek comfort. Fortunately, at this critical time, fortunately, Huo Chen's IQ is still perfectly preserved, he knows his wife's urine, and he also understands what his wife is thinking of now, so he lowered his head, chuckled, and said to the woman in his arms: "Baozi, we have just had dinner, don't you have any brains after being with me." ”
Bao Zi: "........."
#对哦QAQ. #
#我已经吃过了. #
#所以我为什么那么激动? #
#被自己蠢哭. #
The director and other staff members at the dinner were smug, and only the cameraman who knew the truth kept shaking his head - tsk, fish-lipped humans.
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At the end of the day's shooting, although they didn't do anything, the couple still felt exhausted. The red rope tied around the wrist also often makes them very inconvenient. originally thought that the two of them could untie the rope when they returned to the room without a camera, but tsk, the program team really earned because of the super high ratings of the first two episodes, and now they can install cameras in the room, and the machine moves with people, and follows you at 360 degrees without dead ends.
Bao Zi: "........."
#节目组, as a high-end and high-grade variety show, do you really want to force us to go to the toilet and take a shower together? #
Huo Chen:"=v="
#朕现在很高兴. #
#朕现在不累了. #
#爱妃, let's take a bath with me~#
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On the second day of filming, Huo Chen was in a really good mood, and there was only one specific reason - although it was only a little bit, he still ate his daughter-in-law's tofu.
#真是个没有出息的影帝. #
#不过就是跟着媳妇进浴室了而已. #
#你又不能做什么→_→. #
………………
Director: "We know that the first two weeks of recording have been hard, but please believe that our program team is very kind, and the final recording of this week and next week will be happy, congratulations to you for your hard work." I watched the one I took yesterday, and the two of you had a lot of fun, so it's better to have more fun, untie the rope, let the two of you free, and we'll invite a Czech beauty and a handsome Czech guy later, and see what you'd be like if you weren't for the other half accompanying you, haveagoodtime^_^. ”
Two stupid couples: "........."
That's right, the director is deliberately so willful - aren't you in love? Then I'll see if you can still be so affectionate under the temptation of other beautiful women and handsome guys, burn, the fire of jealousy.
The first to appear is a Czech beauty, who is dressed unusually hot.
Huo Chen frowned - the good mood of the morning was ruined like this, Fakaisen.
#导演你这样棒打鸳鸯绝对是会被雷劈的( ̄^ ̄)ゞ. #
The second to appear is a handsome Czech guy, and his figure is also super good, topless or something.
Then, Huo Yingdi had a sense of crisis-
#以他老婆那一种见色忘义的属性来讲. #
#他很有可能就要失去她了TAT. #
#节目组.........#
#-The hatred of taking a wife-not sharing the sky. #
Huo Chen was immersed in his own world and felt like he was going to lose his daughter-in-law, Chen nervously glanced at Bao Zi beside him, and as a result-
Bao Zi: "QAQ"
Huo Chen: "........."
#咦, did I guess wrong? #
#你不应该是这一种表情的啊. #
#老婆, you really still love me the most =v=. #
Package two goods: "The program team is really bad. ”
Huo Chen: "I think too. "Actually broke me up and the bun.
Bao Er: "If you want to arrange it, you should also arrange a handsome guy from my big China, what is the use of this kind of good body language but can't communicate?" ”
Huo Chen: "TAT"
#来自枕边人的一万点的伤害. #
#猝不及防. #
#痛彻心扉. #
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Two teams went to different places for a date, and Huo Chen, a clean boy, politely held hands (-_-) with an estranged (ugly rejection) of an enthusiastic foreign girl.
#开什么国际玩笑. #
#你又不是我媳妇. #
#我干嘛要牵你. #
As for Bao Zi's side, although the handsome foreign guy is particularly attractive, Bao Erwu knows very well that she is a married woman, and it is absolutely impossible for her to go out of the wall, not to mention that she and this foreign friend do not understand the language, and the inability to communicate has become an unbridgeable gap, except for polite smiles, there is no other interaction.
For the first time, the two stupid couples showed a full screen of embarrassment in front of the camera.
In the face of such a scene, the director's own regretful intestines are blue, how can the show be filmed if it continues like this!!
After Huo Chen left Bao Zi, he became cold for a second, and his eyes could no longer reveal the attributes of stupid Ermeng. And after Bao Zi didn't have Huo Chen, although the stupid Ermeng still existed, but in the state of unfamiliarity, Bao Erwu simply carried out the silence to the end, and the dating arrangement was arranged by the handsome Czech guy throughout the process.
#尴尬ing~#
Director: "........."
#为什么会是这样子的. #
#为什么每一次他们俩的状态都和我想象中的剧本不一样. #
#导演站起来噜, don't cry, don't cry. #
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At the end of the day, everyone finally understands that only when they are together as a husband and wife, the stupid and cute atmosphere will exude like those who don't want money, which may be - the loved person is a child who can't grow up, and the person who lacks love is always precocious.
When they came back in the evening, Huo Chen and Bao Zi were both expressionless, one because he didn't like to stay with women he didn't know, and the other because it was too difficult to communicate with handsome guys.
When the couple reunited at night, there was really a feeling that they hadn't seen each other for a day - anyway, without you by my side, the surrounding scenery was not beautiful.
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In the evening, in order to make up for the embarrassment of the day, the director deliberately added a confession link. Couples often say some favorite words to each other, which is easier to increase each other's affection.
Huo Chen is still very satisfied with this design, tsk, the old husband and wife, I am really a little unaccustomed to talking about flesh and numb=v=.
In the first round, Bao Zi was the confessor, and Huo Chen was the confessed person-
Bao Zi: "You are a young joy, read it upside down, husband." ”
Huo Chen:"=w="
#喜欢的少年是你. #
#我老婆的意思是.........#
#早就喜欢我了对吗? #
#好荡漾好荡漾好荡漾 (≧-≦). #
Second round. Huo Chen is the confessor, and Bao Zi is the confessed person-
Huo Chen: "I don't have any special wishes and ideals
, I want to eat what you make for breakfast and dinner, good morning and good night listen to you. ”
Bao Zi:"=w="
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Ten rounds down, the director - pawn.
The staff of the program team have also collectively huddled, and the life of being abused and crying does not need to be explained, tmd and this couple are too numb QAQ.
#导演呐~#
#满屏尴尬就尴尬呗~#
#为什么非要添加这么一个环节? #
#全球护狗协会在哪里? #