26. Funny couple twenty-six
When I was in the car, I was careless in packing two goods, and I led to the tragic consequences of being molested by Huo Rogue Chen, and the content of the flirting was slightly dirty - (-_-) isn't it just when you roll and roll the waves?
What's more, this conversation has been filmed in great detail by the dedicated photographer brother, although the show "Life with You" is very elegant and artistic, but in modern society, what is important is the appreciation of elegance and vulgarity, it can be seen that the director will never cut this paragraph, he believes that this is the best guarantee ( ̄▽ ̄) for the soaring ratings.
#为了收视他出卖了自己正直的灵魂 (crossed out). #
So after that dirty conversation, Bao Zi stopped talking-
#脸呢, throwing it once is enough. #
#就这样安静的忘jì我~#
#不开口说话还能做一个面朝大海春暖花开的美女子. #
#而且, and most importantly.........#
#这明明不是我的过错. #
#明明是霍琛他.........#
Until he got on the plane, Bao Er's goods were still in a state of silence, which frightened Huo Chen to think that he had made his daughter-in-law angry again.
"Wife, why don't you speak?"
Fortunately, filming was not allowed on the plane, so Bao Zi endured it for a long time and finally couldn't bear it anymore: "Do you know how embarrassing it was to take off your pants in the car just now?" ”
"It's normal for this kind of thing to happen between husband and wife, and the audience and friends are all people ( ̄▽ ̄) who understand."
“………”
#虽然这么说并没有什么错. #
#但是谁没事儿会拿这种东西出来说. #
#公众人物注意点形象好不勒? #
#秀恩爱可以. #
#但也不是这么秀的啊! #
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As a bun that carries her aunt out, even if she doesn't have symptoms of frequent urination, urgency, and endless urination, she can empathize (╥_╥).
Because the rope can't be untied, two people have to go to the toilet together, and the plane is a public place, so it is not good for others to see a man and a woman go to the toilet together. Considering these many inconveniences, Bao Zi closed his eyes and chose to be patient.
………………
#不行了. #
#绝壁不行了. #
#再忍下去就要霸气侧漏了. #
"Achen, I want to go to the toilet QAQ."
“………”
#虽然说刚开始的时候还蛮激动的. #
#但是实际上要行动起来.........#
#他还是有点害羞有点不好意思的. #
"Did you take the one you were going to change?"
"Take it, in your pocket."
"Let's go."
………………
Looking at the two stupid couples holding hands and walking towards the toilet step by step, two steps, three steps and four steps, the staff of the program team covered their faces one after another-
#虽然知道肯定不会发生什么. #
#但是光想想就能把画面转向污的方面了. #
#天啦噜, we're so impure. #
In the toilet –
"Can you consciously turn your head around?"
"Old husbands and wives, don't be shy (●°u°●)."
“………”
In a small space, there are only two of them, as long as you don't say it, I don't say it, no one else will know about doing some other things, don't think about it, they just untied the red rope tied to their wrists.
#一qiē都神不知鬼不觉. #
#天知地知你知我知. #
Huo Chen was forced by his wife to face the wall and not be allowed to turn his head, and Bao Zi was finally able to go to the toilet (╥_╥) smoothly.
"I brought you a packet of brown sugar, I'm afraid I won't be able to buy it in the Czech Republic."
#脑婆快夸我=v=. #
#像我这样贴心的脑公真的是打着灯笼都找不到呢=w=. #
"Oh, thank you."
“………”
#卧槽. #
#就没有别的话了吗? #
#么么哒呢? #
#伐开森( ̄^ ̄)ゞ. #
………………
After solving the major events of life (i.e., the three emergencies), the two began to tie the rope in a hurry—but it was really easy to untie the rope and difficult to tie the (T_T) rope.
"Husband, like when we take a shower and change clothes, we can all untie this thing (●°u°●)."
"Don't you think it's hard to tie it on→_→?"
"If you don't untie it, how do you take off your clothes and put them on→_→?"
“………”
"Isn't it just difficult? Husband, you have to endure hardships to become a master, understand? ”
“………”
#脑婆大人教训的是. #
#是朕愚钝了. #
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When the two stupid couples tied the red rope with difficulty and slowly walked out of the toilet, tsk, the eyes of the people on the plane looked at the two of them - disdain, narrowness, eh, yes, etc., etc.
Huo Chen: "........."
#现在的人啊, the mind really doesn't work. #
#脑子里都在想什么? #
Bao Zi: "........."
#总感觉自己像只稀奇的动物被围了. #
#一定是我的错觉. #
Director: "........."
#为什么不能拍为什么不能拍. #
#怪只怪这是一架安全意识超高的飞机. #
#既然如此.........#
#后期只能请字幕君帮忙了. #
After getting off the plane, the director left a map indicating where the couple were going to stay tonight, and then an old acquaintance, the cameraman, and then the director and other staff got on a bus and drove away.
This means that as soon as they get off the plane, the couple has to find their own accommodation.
Huo Chen: "(-_-)"
#tmd不知道我老婆身体不舒服吗? #
Bao Zi: "(-_-)"
#tmd不知道我身体不舒服吗? #
Such a ** thing, the director team said that they naturally didn't know.
Huo Chen, who was abandoned by the director, naturally wanted to take revenge, he originally wanted to pretend to be dumb, but now he ...... Hehe.
"Baozi, I'll popularize knowledge with you, where we are now is the Czech Republic instead of Czechoslovakia, Czechoslovakia has long since disintegrated, and the director has his knowledge system out."
"I also know, but I just watched the director talk about traveling abroad so highly, I couldn't bear to interrupt him."
Videographer: "........."
#长知识了. #
#还有, this couple is definitely the one who will repay them. #
#导演你看到这段话一定会哭晕在厕所的吧QAQ. #
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After humiliating the director's IQ, the two stupid couples began to study the map seriously.
………………
Huo Chen: "(⊙ω⊙)"
Bao Zi: "(⊙ω⊙)"
#路漫漫其修远兮#
The couple glanced at each other, sighed in unison, and then walked away holding hands and walking heavily.
The cameraman was filming their distant backs from behind, and he suddenly felt that there should be a soundtrack here—
#你挑着担, I'm leading the horse#
#迎来日出, send away the sunset#
#踏平坎坷, into the avenue#
"Dear Mr. Huo Chen, your daughter-in-law, Miss Baozi, that is, I have been in the Czech Republic for five days, please take care of me, although there is a rope to tie the two of us, I still have to say, don't lose me (╯3╰)."
Huo Chen: "........."
#脑婆, what are you smoking? #
#西伯利亚风还是太平洋风? #
"Mrs. Huo is too strict, I still have to hold your thighs during the journey, after all, your life skills are full marks."
Photographer: "........."
#你们真是够够的了. #
#不在沉默中爆发, they perish in silence. #
#我选择在沉默中继续拍. #
Bao Zi squinted at her husband beside her (¬_¬): "I mean, in a foreign country, you and I will take care of it." ”
This sentence instantly opened up Huo Chen's second vein, but not everyone could understand the meaning, just like the camera carrying the machine, he was confused, he felt that what Miss Bao Zi said was complete nonsense. Fortunately, Huo Yingdi, who has been a professional wife for a hundred years, even if he already knows what his wife is saying, he still wants to get to the bottom of it: "Mrs. Huo, please speak human, thank you." ”
Bao Zi: "........."
#一定要这样逼迫我吗? #
#滚呀滚的夫妻情呢? #
#都被单身汪吃掉了吗? #
#这么丢人的事情我说不出口╭(╯^╰)╮. #
Bao Erwu glared fiercely at Huo Chen, who had the corners of his mouth raised, and said reluctantly: "As a patriot, I am only proficient in Chinese, understand?" Stupid. ”
Huo Chen: "........."
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The Czech Republic is a beautiful country with unique architecture that adds a different touch to the landscape. The two stupid couples who had a beautiful view gradually devoted themselves to this hike, they completely forgot about the matter of finding a house that was related to their vital interests, and it is estimated that they thought like this - don't worry, the house will not run away by itself.
#千万不要因为最终的目的地而忽略了沿途的风景. #
#要有一双发现美并且欣赏美德眼睛=v=. #
………………
So these two and two goods, because of their eyes that are good at discovering virtue, have been delayed in reaching the place where they are going to live for five days.
The directors and staff who arrived there early had to wait for the QAQ.
#这真是一个悲伤的故事. #
#导演哭着对镜头说.........#
#明明设想好的情节不是这个样子的. #
#但是, director, don't forget, you left them. #
#所以, don't forget to buy yourself a coffin. #
If it's a scramble, the people waiting will definitely send a message to the three people on the road - hurry up, I'm thankful for all the flowers I waited for.
………………
At this moment, the two stupid couples are romantic, and when they can't walk with the second goods, Huo Chen, who never forgets to show his affection, properly exudes his boyfriend's strength, and takes his wife on his back for a walk in Prague Square at dusk, and the sunset hits his body, which is beautiful.
"Husband, have we forgotten something?"
"No, I don't."
"But how do I remember that the director asked us to find a place to live before three o'clock."
"Seems to be the case, what time is it?"
"Half past four."
"Since it's too late, let's play a little longer, Prague is a must-see place to visit in the Czech Republic."
"Good