25. Funny couple twenty-five
On Sunday morning, Huo Chen took his daughter-in-law back to their home alone. But even if the action was so fast, even if he was racing against time, Huo Chen still couldn't live a two-person world in that sense of you and me, because Bao Zi - every month rain or shine to visit her relatives, that is, - the eldest aunt - came as promised.
Then, the world of the two of them came to an end.
Although he knew that this was a normal physiological phenomenon for girls, Huo Chen still felt that his wife's relatives were too inopportune and had no eyesight ( ̄^ ̄)ゞ at all.
Having said that, the tacit understanding between Bao Zi and Huo Chen is really good. When Huo Yingdi was secretly sad because he couldn't make waves before filming the show, Bao Er's mood was not so happy - first, there is no doubt that women will be particularly irritable on those days of the month. Second, tomorrow, I will ask the Fu of the "Life with You" program group to travel abroad, but I brought - the eldest aunt - this drag oil bottle, and the already lazy and moving bag of two goods feels that I can't play (-_-) well. Third, before she woke up in the morning, she was dragged home by her husband, if it weren't for her physical protection skills (aunt), I'm afraid it would be ......... at this moment.
The couple, who were both depressed for different reasons, had to snuggle up in bed and hold a tablet to watch the replay of last night's "Life with You" program.
#明明是拒绝看自己的蠢样的. #
#但是.........#
#闲着也是闲着. #
#看过自己有多二之后才会知道自己的改进空间有多大. #
It seems that the two stupid couples have a kind of - since Lao Tzu is not in a good mood, then he has to look at his stupidity to adjust and comfort himself.
Result –
#播放器我真的没有想到你居然是这样子的播放器(-_-). #
#有设置弹幕什么的. #
#现在害得我们连自己的脸都看不清了. #
#真是没有想到我们已经火到了这种程dù. #
Bao Zi turned his head and looked at Huo Chen beside him blankly: "Why did some people say in the barrage that we have been stupid out of outer space." ”
"They are so blind that they can't see our special show of ( ̄^ ̄)ゞ affection."
"Huh? Aren't we going to experience other lives? ”
“………”
#脑婆大人, what should I use to save your IQ. #
#参加明星夫妻真人秀谁tmd是来体验生活的!!! #
#明明都是去虐待 - the most loyal friend of mankind -, by the way, take advantage of this circle of fans (-_-). #
#包子, you're too young. #
#不明白我们娱乐圈的套路. #
After closing the barrage, Bao Erkou leaned on Huo Yingdi's shoulder, and the two quietly watched the next paragraph, and then-
"Achen, we misunderstood the barrage king, we seem to be really stupid."
“………”
#憋说话. #
#憋点破. #
#自己心里面清楚就够了. #
However, Bao Zi didn't sense the rejection of the word stupid two - emanating from her husband at the moment, and the tacit understanding between husband and wife collapsed instantly. When Huo Chen stroked his forehead and sighed that his domineering and cool image had disappeared, Bao Zi had already watched the show again with his mobile phone (and didn't), but just took a screenshot of the full screen barrage, and then-
Baozi loves to buy bags: Actually, at the beginning, I didn't believe the evaluation of our dear audience friends (stupid two), but after watching the show carefully, I understood a truthful sentence - the eyes of the masses are bright.
Five words floated in the sky: you can face your own heart, it is good.
A song of spring water flows eastward: It's not that fools don't get together, give me a dozen dog food @ film and television actor Huo Chen
Bao Qingtian: I just want to ask, how did your husband's IQ get mixed up in the entertainment industry.
………………
After Huo Chen saw this Weibo, it was too late, and his daughter-in-law posted Weibo faster than launching a missile or something, so as a good husband, he could only like it and forward it by the way.
#大不了, stupid to the end. #
#毕竟有媳妇陪着他=v=. #
#他不怕了. #
#也不孤单了. #
Film and television actor Huo Chen replied to @Bao Qingtian: As long as she is by my side, I am willing to have no IQ with her.
#卧槽, finished abusing orz. #
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It can be said that the program group of "Life with You" is definitely conscientious, no, early on Monday morning, a large number of people came to knock on the door again. This time, the two stupid couples had already tidied up, they didn't have messy hair, they didn't wear pajamas, they didn't eat breakfast, they both stood in front ^_^ of the camera in good clothes.
#毕竟, I didn't do anything bad last night. #
#所以, it is still possible to get up early. #
Director: "I said before the end of filming last week that I was going to Czechoslovakia, similar to a foreign trip with you as a couple, and this time our theme is companionship. ”
The profession of an actor is actually quite special, they will often go out to film, and each time they shoot a film, it is very likely that they will be outside for three or four months, so the time they spend with their families is very small, many people say that marrying a star is the same as not getting married, they are away from home for a long time, leaving the other half at home to live a single life, so this time the program team specially arranged this theme, so that celebrity couples can experience the travel life of being inseparable.
Director: "This concentric rope must be tied to the wrist from now on, and it cannot be untied during these five days. ”
Regarding this rule, Huo Yingdi said-
#verygood, tsk, the program team is really understanding my mind more and more now=v=. #
#其实再过分一点也没有关系. #
#贴身热舞啥的(●°u°●)-". #
#虽然我俩都不怎么会跳舞. #
#但是我们会贴身\(//-//)\. #
And Bao Zi's heart is-
#开玩笑的吧. #
#手绑着手多不方便. #
#两个人反方向走的话还有可能会扯到. #
#节目组请告sù我你到底是怎么想的. #
Bao Zi: "What about going to the toilet and taking a shower?" ”
Director: "Can't untie it ^_^." ”
Bao Zi: "Σ(-д-lll)"
Huo Chen: "(☆_☆)"
Director: "Anyway, you're husband and wife, it's okay ^_^. ”
Huo Chen: "Director, you're right. ”
Bao Zi: "........."
#考虑过一个姨妈刚到访的人吗? #
#哦, right. #
#除了霍琛, you don't know. #
#是我方了. #
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Bao Er's goods are a little disgusted with Huo Yingdi (-_-) who tied a rope to her-
Obviously, I have already said that this time the shooting will be the whole process, you will be domineering, I want to be a cold royal sister, but as a result, a red rope will beat you back to the prototype.
#说好的做彼此的天使的. #
#然而.........#
#老公你叛变了. #
#你这样子让我一个人如何高? How cold? How to win? How sister? #
#我不过也是一颗怂包子而已. #
There is a saying that the first rich drive the latter to become rich, and now Huo Chen and his wife are the first two to drive the second two.
Then, Bao Zi didn't dislike Huo Chen anymore ( ̄▽ ̄).
After all, the second is the real two.
"Wife, this is the legendary red rope of the old moon =v=."
"You mean the director is Yue Lao?"
Director: "........." I tmd and ask for hardship, every time I personally design the link, let the couple hurt me QAQ, and have you ever seen such a handsome and dashing old moon?
"Buns."
"Hmm."
"Based on the director's face area, he should be called a moon cake."
“………”
#偷偷瞄一眼. #
#咦. #
#确定不是脸盆吗? #
Director: "........." I choose to leave this disturbing world, can I go and shoot other guests?
#导演不哭, stand up and prun. #
In fact, it makes no difference whether to tie the red rope or not for the two stupid couples, because when the two of them are nested together, they almost hold hands, and after the two episodes of "Life with You" were broadcast, Huo's holding hands has also become a hot topic-
#霍影帝请您放手. #
#您家的蠢包子不牵着也没有人会要的(-_-). #
The director silently watched the couple interlock their fingers behind him, and suddenly felt that the red rope he asked to tie was too redundant.
Sitting in the car to the airport, because there were two outsiders, the cameraman and the driver, Bao Erkou winked at Huo Chen, she believed that her husband would definitely understand what she meant, however, the result was-
"What's wrong? Eyes twitched? ”
“………”( ̄^ ̄)ゞ。
After thinking about it for a while, Bao Erwu decided to whisper, but the cameraman did not hesitate to forcibly record his voice: "The director looked at your previous table, and then forbade you to whisper." ”
Bao Zi: "........."
#导演组你够狠. #
#我甘拜下风. #
"Achen, we have to untie the rope when we go to the bathroom."
"Baozi, it's not right to violate the rules of the ( ̄▽ ̄) show."
"Are you embarrassed to go into the women's bathroom as a big man?"
"The demand for the program is acceptable."
“………”
said that he couldn't say that his husband, the director was angry, and the angry bag (crossed out) completely forgot about the other people in the car: "You **, I only have one hand, you take off your pants (*'へ′*)." ”
Huo Chen: "It's not that I haven't ( ̄▽ ̄) taken it off. ”
Bao Zi: "........."
#本人已死, there is something to burn money. #
#到底是我低估了你不要脸的程dù了. #
#果然是.........#
#树不要皮, you will surely die; People are shameless, and the world is invincible. #
Videographer: "........."
#千金难买早知道. #
#早知道对话如此污. #
#我就不该听任导演的要求. #
#自己被虐到了先不说. #
#观众被污染了可怎么办? #
#我们可是一档高雅的综艺啊. #