Chapter 4: Run away! (iv)

Xi Xiaoyu's amber cat pupils widened in disbelief, happiness came too suddenly.

This is the first time she has touched a man in the strict sense, and she is still her favorite beauty national teacher, no, no, no, a strong feeling of dizziness hit, Xi Xiaoyu leaned on Wen Renyi's chest with a cold and cool feeling.

Before she could enjoy it twice, she left his faint and cold embrace, and she was placed on a large smooth stone by Wen Renyi.

"Your Majesty, whatever you hear next, don't break down." Wen Renyi stood quietly in front of her, dressed in a dusty white dress, like a white lotus on the water surface in summer.

His voice was so beautiful that she was about to cry!

Xi Xiaoyu turned her cat pupils and stared at the lovely person in front of her who had appeared in her dreams countless times, but as soon as she spoke, "Meow." It was the sound of a meow of a cat, and she drooped her hairy head decadently.

As if sensing her embarrassment, Wen Renyi's faint face moved slightly, he immediately half-squatted down, his slender and bony hand slowly approached, and the white index finger stretched out and gently touched the pink meat pad on the dog emperor's paws, and then an incredible scene happened, only to see that the place where he touched gathered a white aperture, and the aperture became larger and larger, and soon surrounded her small cat body.

After a burst of dazzling light, Xi Xiaoyu changed back to her human posture, and she looked at her arms and feet in joy.

"Great, I've become a human again, thank you, Master Guoshi." Xi Xiaoyu jumped happily, but she almost didn't jump into the sky.

"Wait a minute." Wen Renyi's slightly cool fingertips touched her forehead, and the gentle halo condensed again.

"You're touching me, I didn't become a cat." Xi Xiaoyu tried to raise her neck, trying to get her head closer to him, and the expression on her face was even more capitalized.

Wen Renyi's fingers paused, then withdrew his hand, staring at her quietly with indifferent and detached eyes, and he said in a deep voice: "This is only temporary, the time you can become a human is only a stick of incense." ”

"What? What's going on? Xi Xiaoyu's heart sank slightly, and an ominous premonition spread, and sure enough, Wen Renyi's words made her heart fall to the bottom in an instant.

"You have been cursed twice by the wizard, and the second curse will take effect on the night of your twenty-fifth birthday, which is today. From now on, you will have one more curse on you, and you will become a cat not only if you touch a man, but also at night. Also, if the curse is not lifted after a year, you will live as a cat forever. ”

Wen Renyi stood with his hands in his hands, and his statement was extremely calm, without waves. His eyes were as clear as a lake and as bright as the moon, making people unable to see any emotion, as if they were faint to him.

Xi Xiaoyu's face turned pale in an instant, and she said in a trembling voice, "You mean to say that not only was my release not lifted, but it was also bought one and given one free?" ”

"Yes." He said lightly.

Xi Xiaoyu's life is not the worst, only worse, I feel bitter!

"So what should I do? How can the curse be broken? "She was almost crying.

Wen Renyi's cold voice sounded slowly, "You can only break the curse by finding a man who will make you touch and not turning into a cat, and make him love you more than himself." ”

Xi Xiaoyu snickered when she heard this, is the beauty national teacher changing his way to say that he is the man who can help her break the curse?

"Master Guoshi, you just touched me, and I didn't become a cat, does this mean that you are the one who will love me more than himself?" Xi Yu looked shy, her hands kept wringing the corners of her clothes, and she was embarrassed and said, "You are so bad~ and said in a roundabout way, which made my face red." ”

Under the hazy moonlight, Wen Ren Yi Xinxiu's upright figure seemed to flicker slightly.

He lowered his eyes and said lightly, "Your Majesty's destined person is not a micro-minister. ”

"Who's that? I don't believe it, it's you who you are! You still touched me just now, and you can't finish touching it and not admit it. The Dog Emperor pouted and said dissatisfied, ╭(╯^╰)╮hum.

"Your Majesty's belief or disbelief is your business, and that's all you say, farewell."

Wen Renyi turned into a white shadow and left in the wind, leaving behind an intriguing word:

"Turn into a cat at sunset, become a person at sunrise, remember not to let people find out."

The only people who knew that she was cursed were Xiao Xizi, Fu Weiren, Shen Yan, Sangou Lean, and her heart Cinnabar Mole Beauty National Teacher.

"Don't go, I haven't seen enough of you..."Xi Xiaoyu reluctantly looked at the sky where the beauty national teacher disappeared and pulled down her face, she was melancholy.

I don't know when I will see each other today, the last time I saw him was on her tenth birthday, beauty, beauty, you are like wind, rain and fog, so beautiful, but she is out of reach.

On the second day, Xuanwu Palace.

The ministers are in full swing in the early dynasty without the dog emperor, the party headed by Prime Minister Gu Yanzhi stands in a row, the ministers headed by Chen Taishi stand in another row, and the Chu River and Han border in the middle, the division is not too clear, Ma Ma no longer has to worry about Xi Xiaoyu who is the lackey of the two major factions in the Qing Dynasty.

"The emperor has arrived!" Accompanied by Xiao Xizi's singing, Xi Xiaoyu, who was wearing a bright yellow five-clawed dragon robe and a beaded curtain, entered the eyes of the ministers like a star and a moon surrounded by everyone.

Xiao Xizi, Fu Weiren, and Shen Yan stood next to the Dog Emperor.

"Bold! I didn't salute when I saw His Majesty! Xiao Xizi woke up the stunned and confused ministers with a loud shout, and they fell to the ground one after another.

"See the Emperor! Long live my emperor, long live! ”

"The Qing's family is flat." Xi Xiaoyu waved his hand and picked up the royal majesty, but the cute bun face matched Yan Sù's demeanor was a bit mismatched.

Everyone stood up, Xi Xiaoyu looked around, and the civil and military officials dressed in uniform were standing in two rows in great harmony, and the division of parties was extremely clear, and they would never exceed half a point. Her resentful eyes lingered on Taishi Chen, who was standing in the first place, and the memories of last night came flooding back, and the hands under her sleeves clenched unconsciously.

She's back! She wants to regain control of the government, regain power, and send her enemies, the Queen Mother and Taishi Chen, into the hell of Abi!

Xi Xiaoyu's eyes turned around and unexpectedly collided with the unfathomable eyes of Gu Yanzhi, who was also standing in the first place.

Although she can't get used to him, she has to admit that he has a pair of dawn-like eyes, as deep and mysterious as the night sky, at first glance, he is a person who loves to yin you behind his back, the key is that you don't know when and in what way he will yin you!

"Hmph." Xi Xiaoyu turned her head disdainfully, and as soon as she came to the court, she faced Gu Yanzhi, who was a dead man, alas, for Mao, her beloved beauty national teacher didn't go to court? If he goes to court, she will be able to see him openly. How beautiful it is to look at the eyes!

At this moment, Taishi Chen came out of the ranks, clasped his fists and said respectfully: "Your Majesty, aren't you a dragon with a bad body?" How can you come to the court, although the state affairs are big, your dragon body is more important! ”

Yes, the dragon body discord is the reason why the dog emperor has not been crowned in court for three years, and this idea was made by the queen mother.

Immediately afterwards, the henchmen who took the lead of Chen Taishi came out one after another:

"Your Majesty, please take care of the dragon's body!"

The implication is that the Dog Emperor, what should you do, why are you going, holding back here is an eyesore!

A cold smile squeezed out of the corner of Xi Xiaoyu's mouth, "Are you the emperor, or am I the emperor?" ”

Chen Taishi and his party all bowed to the ground: "Weichen is terrified! ”

Hmph, you are afraid, she thinks she is afraid that the world will not be chaotic!

"Weichen is for the sake of His Majesty's dragon body, so he will brave the world's disapproval and dare to persuade His Majesty to take good care of the dragon body."

Hmph, her body is so good that she eats so much.

The next time was all kinds of maneuvers between Xi Xiaoyu and Chen Taishi's party, and they didn't talk about half of the state affairs. And Gu Yanzhi has always watched the excitement as a bystander, and none of his henchmen are involved in the affairs outside the window.

She hasn't been to the court for three years, and she was put on a stand by the enemy she wanted to bring down just after she went to the court today, she was really angry, Xi Xiaoyu's power had already been hollowed out in three years, and she was now just an empty shell without any military power connections.

How can she regain power, hold on to the throne, and slash her enemies?

Just when Xi Xiaoyu was about to be blown up by Chen Taigou's angry lungs, a person suddenly walked out of the team led by Gu Yanzhi who had been acting as a background map, he was wearing a dark official uniform, and the collar was embroidered with a red fire pattern, it was Lin Mochen, who was named the secretary of Dali Temple by her yesterday, he hugged his fists and said respectfully:

"Weichen has a sentence that I don't know whether to say or not."

"Of course you can say that." Xi Xiaoyu almost didn't recognize this person at first glance, hey, I didn't expect the shopkeeper to look so extraordinary after putting on the official uniform, sure enough, he relied on clothes!

"Your Majesty is the supreme emperor of the Great Liang, it is a matter of course for you to come to the court, dare to ask your colleagues, whether your majesty is really a dragon body discordant, your majesty sincerely comes to the court, as a minister, how can you ignore the wishes of your majesty? If the king is not a monarch and a minister, isn't it a joke for the people of the world to see? ”

Lin Mochen's words are sonorous, and his upright attitude is convincing.

As soon as these words came out, all of Taishi Chen's henchmen, including himself, changed their faces, and they bowed down again, shouting in unison: "Weichen deserves death!" ”

At this point, the topic of whether she should go to court or not is officially over, and the Dog Emperor wins.

Xi Xiaoyu, who won back the city, gave Lin Mochen a 'good look', Lin Mochen trembled and returned to the team.

Could this be the legendary sowing of good causes and good results? Xi Xiaoyu once again praised her deep understanding of righteousness, it's good, her unintentional move to recruit a capable minister for herself, it seems that she is one step closer to the goal of eliminating dissidents and killing the Empress Dowager!

didn't wait for Xi Xiaoyu to be happy for a while, she sadly found that in the next state discussions, her right to speak was just a fart, no one listened to her, it was completely a quarrel between the two parties, and in the end, whoever quarreled the loudest and loudest had the decision-making power, and her only role was just ————

Cover, one, seal!

At this time, Fu Weiren, who has the highest IQ among the three doglegs, brushed down a line of words, and then handed it to Xi Xiaoyu to read, and wrote:

If you want to seize imperial power, you must first be the prime minister.

In just eight words, the general meaning expressed concisely is: If the dog emperor wants to regain power, he must hug the thigh of the prime minister.

Indeed, with the current situation in the DPRK and China, he can only rely on Gu Yanzhi, who is equal to or even surpasses Chen Taigou's strength, Xi Xiaoyu learned from the pain and decided to reluctantly let Gu Yanzi help him!

When he was about to go down to the court, Xi Xiaoyu endured the discomfort and shouted: "Gu Aiqing went to the imperial study after the next court, I want to talk to you about life!" ”

"Wechen obeys." Gu Yanzhi's good-looking eyebrows and eyes were slightly raised, and he glanced at her with a smile.

For a while, all the civil and military officials cast ambiguous eyes, and they all cast sympathetic glances at Gu Yanzhi.

After the ministers left the main hall, they bit each other's ears: "Hey, have you heard?" Many years ago, the Dog Emperor had a relationship with Gu Chengxiang, and later I heard that because Gu Chengxiang couldn't stand the Dog Emperor's sex/desire was too strong, he broke up. ”

"Yes, yes, I heard that the place where the incident happened was the Imperial Study."

"Hey, hey, hey"

"Roar Roar"

So the headline on the front page of the imperial capital the next day was: Yo yo yo, the dog emperor, who is famous for his color, turned into a big bad wolf in the imperial study and pounced on the poor little white rabbit Gu Chengxiang ~

They all automatically and spontaneously ignored that the two of them were just six-year-old children when the Dog Emperor and Gu Chengxiang broke up.

The Imperial Study.

"You say, what will I say later, so that he will be willing to help me?" Xi Xiaoyu touched her chin and asked.

Kiko Ko: "Please." ”

Fu Weiren: "I beg him." ”

Shen Yan: "I beg him very much." ”

"No! Is there any way not to ask him, and still let him help me obediently? "She didn't ask for him, what a shame!

Kiko Ko: "Take off your coat." ”

Fu Weiren: "Take off your underwear." ”

Shen Yan: "Take off your belly pocket." ”

Xi Xiaoyu:

"Get rid of your ancestors!" Xi Xiaoyu hated the iron and glared at him, "You want to kill the Nine Clans, right?" What do you say about undressing, am I such a casual person? Is it? ”

Fu Weiren looked serious: "Yes." ”

She said weakly: "What use do you have besides having a good face?" Say, say! ”

Shen Yan hugged his fists and said: "Back to Your Majesty, according to this year's poll, 99.9 percent of the people in Daliang State think that as long as people have a good face, they are more useful than anything else. ”

"......" you won.

Xiao Xizi said helplessly: "Your Majesty, if you want others to help you, the best three ways are: coercion, temptation, and lust, you have no bargaining chips at all in the first two, and you only account for the last of these three methods, so we will build yì You take off your clothes." ”

"Hmph, I don't want to die!"

Xiao Xizi & Fu Weiren & Shen Yan: "Then you can only beg him with a low voice!" ”

At this moment, Gu Yanzhi pushed the door in, and walked slowly in the idle court, and there was a three-point smile and a three-point mocking smile on his face, which made Xi Xiaoyu look very much and wanted to take the sole of his shoe and shoot it, he said: "Your Majesty, please finish it in one sentence, Weichen is very busy." ”

"Aiqing, what's the hurry, let's sit down and talk slowly. Anyway, it's noon, so I can have lunch with me later. Xi Xiaoyu rubbed her hands and smiled ill-willedly, she swore that this was the first time in the nineteen years that she had known him that she had treated him so well.

Give him some sweetness to taste first, and when you're done using him, see if she doesn't kick him away!

"Your Majesty, you just said two sentences, and the one that exceeds it should be advanced for the next time. The next time you talk to Wechen about life, please keep silent. Wechen took his leave. Gu Yanzhi didn't look at her, turned around and left.

"Don't don't, Gu Aiqing, don't go!" Xi Xiaoyu subconsciously chased after him, but unexpectedly tripped over the threshold, and the next moment, she pounced on him in the posture of a hungry wolf pounced on the tiger.

"Wow!" Xi Xiaoyu threw Gu Yanzhi to the ground ——— men and women.