Chapter 3: Run away! (c)

"Vomit~" Xi Xiaoyu looked at his face intently, then quickly skimmed his head and pretended to vomit, and after vomiting, he raised his eyes to look at him, only to glance again, "Vomit~"

Gu Yanzhi looked at her silently and pretended not to speak.

After vomiting for a while, she pretended to be very injured and covered her chest, "Gu Yanzi, I'm sorry, your face is poisonous, can I ask you to turn around?" ”

Gu Yan glanced at her with a smile, and his white jade hand pointed at the innocent dog next to the dog cave, "Weichen is just kindly reminding His Majesty, what is good not to block anything, you are blocking the way that other dogs are going." ”

"You have to take care of it." Xi Xiaoyu, who was sarcastically and skinless, crawled over, she calmly patted the ashes on her body, and then glanced at the man standing in front of her lightly, and fought back beautifully:

"Swallow, shouldn't you go away quietly, you're getting in the way of my walking, after all, it's good to stop something."

Xi Xiaoyu has a favorite national teacher, and also has a favorite Liang Prime Minister Gu Yanzhi, he has a black heart and black lungs to oppose Xi Yu, the two look at each other and hate each other, often-for-tat, sarcastic and sarcastic to each other, but she is a dignified emperor who can't help him.

Gu Yanzhi has a well-known name: the first minister in the world.

I heard that he was proficient in burning, killing, robbing, injuring□□, and plundering, and he had a bad reputation, but he was surprisingly not hated and scolded by the countrymen.

No one knows why, because everyone who knows is dead.

The guy seemed to laugh softly and stepped aside.

Xi Xiaoyuxiong, who had the upper hand in the battle of tongues, tended to move forward with his head held high, no, how insidious Yanzi and his people are, every time she fights, she will not give up if she is angry, how could she lose the battle without two sentences this time? And thinking about how to harm her?

Xi Xiaoyu looked back and struck the past, "You won't spread rumors that I am the same as dogs, right?" ”

Gu Yanzhi: "Please don't insult the dog, okay?" ”

Xi Xiaoyu:

Big traitor, big villain! One day she will remove him from his job, slap his face, push his lungs, and strip his clothes

Wait, something seems wrong?

The night is gradually sinking, most of the palaces are turned off, and the magnificent and splendid palace in the day is particularly lonely and desolate, which is why the moonlight is particularly bright and bright, and the clear streamer illuminates the Huating Palace, where the Dog Emperor lived.

The study is brightly lit.

The Dog Emperor walked around the imperial study with his hands in his hands, and kept scolding and swearing.

"Did you find it? Is the shopkeeper who was so miserable as the traitor? It's definitely him! Although I haven't been to the court for three years, I also know about those things in the court, he has formed a party in private to bend the law for personal gain, and his henchmen don't have a good thing, if there is no my good uncle Chen Taishi in charge, Gu Yanzi will definitely be dominant! ”

In fact, since Xi Xiaoyu ascended the throne, he has been following the rules for two years, although he has not made any big achievements, but he definitely has nothing to do with the word faint king. Later, because her mother and uncle controlled the government and took care of state affairs decently, she gradually retreated to the second line and became the emperor of the hand.

She was relieved that the Queen Mother and Uncle Guo didn't think too much, thinking that they were for their own good, and she was afraid that she would be too tired and too hard.

Shen Yan hugged his fists and said: "Back to Your Majesty, it was not done by Prime Minister Gu. ”

"Impossible," Xi Xiaoyu jumped three feet high when he heard that it wasn't him, "Gu Yanzi is so bad, if it's not him, who can it be?" ”

Shen Yan continued: "It's true that it's not Prime Minister Gu, it's that you are prejudiced against Prime Minister Gu. Wechen has found out that the person who caused the second shopkeeper so badly is Taishi Chen! ”

"How can it be Uncle Guo? He is loyal to me and is an absolute loyal minister, can you be mistaken? ”

"The evidence is conclusive! The second name of the shopkeeper is Lin Mochen, who is the eye of the last imperial examination, and he is a bachelor in the cabinet. Shen Yanqing said excitedly:

"Last year, Taishi Chen framed him for embezzlement and bribery, and he was almost beheaded. It was the prime minister who found out the facts and proved his innocence. Although he was acquitted, he also lost his black yarn hat because of this. Dali Temple has been recorded, if the emperor doesn't believe it, you can check it! ”

Shen Yan's words are conclusive, his tough face lines are tight, he is a loyal fan of the Prime Minister, and he is very unhappy to hear that his idol has been wronged!

"That is to say, Gu Yanzi is not the culprit, but has helped the shopkeeper?" Xi Xiaoyu touched her chin and said unhappily.

"Hui Majesty, yes." Xiao Xizi said on the side.

"This doesn't mean that Gu Yanzi is a good person, and his title as the number one minister in the world is not for nothing." Xi Xiaoyu snorted with his nose, and then said solemnly: "Spread my will, from now on, Lin Mochen will be reinstated!" No, it's the Shaoqing of Dali Temple who has been promoted to the fourth grade! ”

She said proudly, "Look, how well I understand the righteousness, I am simply the Emperor of the Ming Dynasty through the ages, which emperor can do it like me not only not to kill his own assassins, but to let him be promoted to the pinnacle of life." ”

Xiao Xizi said coolly, "Your Majesty, have you forgotten that you can't be the master now?" You have to ask the Queen Mother and Uncle Guo before you can make a decision. ”

"What's the emperor, didn't you say that you should call me the queen and your majesty?" The Dog Emperor unceremoniously rewarded him with a burst of chestnuts, and she said angrily, "I am the emperor, whoever you want to be an official can be whomever you want, and the queen mother and uncle are not qualified to obstruct it." ”

Kiko Ko:

Ask for the psychological shadow area of Xiaoxizi at the moment.

Xiao Xizi said fearfully: "However, you have ignored the government for three years"

Xi Xiaoyu glared at him and said, "I am the emperor, I have the final say, go and draft the decree." ”

Fu Weiren buried his head and wrote: "Emperor Daliang has been abandoning the government for three years, and today he finally did a good thing, congratulations, she is going to get rid of the rhythm of the infamy of the faint monarch straw bag dog emperor before the snow!" ”

"Who said I was a shame? My political outlook has always been bright and positive. Xi Xiaoyu glanced sideways, "Remove all the words "Faint Monarch Straw Bag Dog Emperor." ”

He didn't raise his face, and wrote with a brush: "Emperor Daliang doesn't admit it, but the audience's eyes are bright." ”

"Whoever dies and doesn't admit it, I tell you to scribble." Xi Xiaoyu hated to step on him.

Fu Weiren did not dodge, but continued to bury his head and write, "Emperor Liang beat the witness. ”

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Time flies like a white horse, and in a blink of an eye, it is the twenty-fifth birthday dinner of the Dog Emperor.

In the warm spring of April, the breeze is blowing. The royal garden is purple and red, a hundred flowers are vibrant, and from a distance, it seems that a large piece of morning glow has fallen from the sky.

Singing and dancing rise to the night, the sound of silk and bamboo is in the ears, so lively.

The feast is placed in the imperial garden full of flowers, a silver hook in the air, sprinkled with infinite clear light, the palace lamp hangs high, and the candle flame is beautiful.

All the ministers and their families went to the banquet, and the ministers had already arrived at that time and sat in the corresponding seats. Two of the civil and military officials did not show up, namely the prime minister, who said that he was ill, and the future national teacher, who somehow came to the future.

Lin Mochen, the second shopkeeper who was promoted, was also present.

The ministers talked a lot about the prime minister who did not come to the banquet and the national teacher who had great powers but did not hear about the affairs of the court, some people said that they disdained to attend the birthday banquet of the dog emperor, and some people said that there was something delayed, so in general, the first theory had the upper hand.

At this moment, Xiao Xizi shouted loudly: "The emperor has arrived-the queen mother has arrived-!" ”

There was silence on the spot, and his eyes looked neatly at the dog emperor and the queen mother who were surrounded by palace people.

Xi Xiaoyu's delicate figure is wrapped in a bright yellow five-clawed dragon robe, with a white jade belt at her waist, and a beaded curtain on her head.

From the moment she entered the Imperial Garden, her eyes were searching for the figure of the beautiful national teacher, but she was slightly disappointed in her heart when she couldn't see anyone after patrolling around.

The queen mother, who was sitting next to Xi Xiaoyu, whispered in her ear: "Emperor, you are not too young, it's time to make an imperial husband." Today, all the young and handsome officials of the imperial court and their families are here, you can choose at will, which one you like to talk to the queen mother, and the queen mother will make decisions for you. ”

Xi Xiaoyu shook his head, "The person I like hasn't come yet, don't worry, Queen Mother, I will definitely do my best to chase him down." ”

The queen mother is not old, the years have not left many traces on her face, her body is light, her face is very well maintained, and she is still a twilight beauty.

"Emperor, you are the honor of the Ninety-Five, you will rob whoever you like, chase what you chase, that person can be favored by you, it is his blessing."

Xi Xiaoyu couldn't laugh at her mother's robber theory, she said firmly, "No, he is the person I really like, the person on the tip of my heart, I can't force him, I will definitely let him marry me voluntarily." ”

The Queen Mother couldn't stop teasing her, "Yo, who is the person on the tip of my emperor's heart?" ”

"He is the best-looking and most powerful man in Daliang!" Xi Yu said from the bottom of his heart.

"Prime Minister Gu? The mourning family remembers that you two had a marriage contract when you were a child. ”

"No, no, no, how could it be that big badass. Don't mention that engagement, hmph, I get angry when I think about it. Xi Xiaoyu shook her head in disgust, "I just like dogs, and I won't like him!" ”

Fu Weiren, who was standing on the side, immediately wrote down, "Emperor Daliang said that if she likes to be the prime minister of the dynasty, she is a puppy." ”

Xi Xiaoyu glanced at him, "Remember this kind of thing, you are all bored." ”

Suddenly, a delicate woman in pink came forward to bow down and congratulate, "Qingling wishes the emperor's cousin a blessed life like the East China Sea, more than the south!" ”

This woman is the cousin of the Dog Emperor, the daughter of the uncle Chen Taishi, and the niece of the Queen Mother.

The Dog Emperor was about to speak, but was preempted by the Queen Mother, she went down to help Chen Qingling, and her smile was particularly doting, "Okay, Qingling is really a good child, come, sit with the mourning family." ”

The Queen Mother turned her head and asked Xi Yu, "The emperor has no opinion." ”

"Nope." Xi Xiaoyu replied in a muffled voice. But a strange feeling flashed in her heart, the queen mother seemed to be better to Qingling than to herself. As soon as the thought flashed out, she dispelled it, how could it be, the queen mother must be the most affectionate for her biological daughter, she must have thought about it too much, it must be!

But she couldn't convince herself, I remember when she was a child, she and her cousin fell, and the queen mother was the first to help her cousin, and if there was anything delicious, she would give her cousin first, and she would give it to her when she was tired of playing.

No one ever asked her if she wanted to be the emperor, she could only live the life they had arranged.

She also thought about escaping, not wanting to go against the grain, but when she saw her father's ardent expectations for her, she retreated.

She couldn't let her father down.

After the ministers offered their gifts, the dinner gradually came to an end. Seeing that the beauty national teacher had not yet arrived, Xi Xiaoyu's eyes were red.

He's not coming, is he? And he said that a very strict event would happen, but why didn't it happen?

Until the end of the banquet, the beauty national teacher did not come, and nothing major happened. After bathing, Xi Xiaoyu, who was dressed in a white coat, paced in the hall, becoming more and more irritable in his heart.

Shen Yan took a step forward and said, "Weichen risked death to admonish, it's almost time, and the national teacher will definitely not come." It is more deeply exposed, please go back to your room to rest, otherwise you will get a cold, and if you don't treat it in time, your life will be in danger. The girder will wither, the country will be ruined and the family will die. ”

"Just your crow's mouth, you all stand down, I want to be quiet." Xi Xiaoyu waved his hand tiredly.

"Your Majesty thinks twice!"

"I told you to stand down!"

"陛xià"

"Stand down!"

Shen Yan, Fu Weiren and Xiao Xizi left silently.

In the entire empty hall, only Xi Xiaoyu, who was in a bad mood, remained.

"No, I'm going to go out of the palace to find a beautiful national teacher." Xi Xiaoyu made up her mind and trotted all the way.

Suddenly, Xi Xiaoyu felt pain all over her body, as if she had been run over by a carriage and the pain was extreme, this feeling was too familiar, it was the pain she had when she had touched a man once and turned into a cat.

No way? She hadn't met a man at all, why was this happening?

Xi Xiaoyu rolled on the ground in pain.

"Ahh After a burst of dazzling light, Xi Xiaoyu turned into a snow-white cat.

In disbelief, she raised her cat's paw and looked at it, she had really become a cat. Now she has to go to the beauty national teacher to ask what is going on.

As I passed through the Imperial Garden, I suddenly heard a beautiful sound.

Which bold palace guard had an affair in the Imperial Garden? Is

It's so much to her liking!

Xi Xiaoyu walked towards the source of the lewd moaning sound, and saw from a distance that there were two intertwined white flower bodies in the flowers that were violently intertwined.

(*@ο@*) Wow~ Xi Xiaoyu, who saw such a glamorous picture for the first time, was only a peach in her eyes, it turned out that men and women were like that to reproduce, and she finally became a member of the group who had never eaten pork but saw a pig run.

She found a hidden corner, squatted on the ground and studied human reproduction with great interest, and suddenly heard the man in the pair of cross-necked mandarin ducks say:

"My dear, when can you help me kill the Dog Emperor, so that our good daughter Qingling can ascend to the throne."

He seems to have said something about Qingling cousin just now? What does it mean to kill her and put his good daughter on the throne? Isn't Cousin Qingling her good uncle Taishi Chen's daughter? Wait, listen to this person's voice like Taishi Chen's voice!

At this time, the woman also spoke, still panting, "Oh, you can get the dead ghost, don't worry, anyway, we are in power now, as long as we kill Gu Yanzhi, the person who is in the way, Xi Yu's dog emperor is a full straw bag, and we won't be able to capture the throne?" ”

Wait, this woman's voice sounds so familiar, why is it so similar to her mother's voice?

"But Gu Yanzhi is a powerful character, not someone we can bring down lightly, I think, it is better to kill the dog emperor to be practical, Ming'er will give Qingling a princess to sit down, and then our Qingling will be able to ascend the throne as the emperor logically." The man said sinisterly.

"Good idea, dead ghost, how do you think we are going to kill that dog emperor? The old lady has been her cheap old lady for twenty-five years, it's really cheap her, you say, if she knew that her real mother was killed by the mourning family, and the two of us are not sisters and brothers, but enviable lovers, will she cry to death? ”

"Hahahaha, it's good to cry to death, we don't have to do it ourselves then."

"Oh dead ghost, if you light it, other people's waists will be broken by you."

Xi Xiaoyu outside the flowers was like being struck by lightning, and in an instant, the cold chill spread from the soles of her feet to her whole body, her heart was distressed like a knife, blood was dripping, huge sadness drowned her, and tears of bean size burst out of her eyes.

All along, she thought that the most trusted and dearest relatives were not her relatives at all, and even wanted to kill her and take her throne, what a big joke!

Her mother, who has been shouting for twenty-five years, is the enemy who killed her real mother!

How sad! How ridiculous!

She's going to kill them! Xi Xiaoyu jumped up and rushed towards the pair who were merging.

"What's that?" The two of them who were fighting in the field saw a small white figure rushing towards them, and the two of them screamed in fright, "It's a cat!" ”

While they were screaming, Xi Xiaoyu pounced on the queen mother's body and there was a crazy bite.

"Ahhh The Queen Mother let out a howl like killing a pig, and desperately tried her hand to pick the cat away, but no matter how she got it, the cat still bit her and didn't let go, and the bright red blood flowed out.

Taishi Chen hurriedly stretched out his hand and dragged Xi Yu away, and slammed it to the ground, "Dead cat!" He was about to stomp on him a few times, but she quickly escaped.

"Dead ghost, help me get dressed and take me to the Imperial Doctor!" The Queen Mother covered the bleeding wound with her hand and said urgently.

"Okay."

The two of them put on their clothes and ran away quickly.

Xi Xiaoyu, who was hiding next to the big tree, trembled with anger, her grape-sized cat pupils overflowed with hatred, her heart was full of hatred, she couldn't kill the enemy on the spot, she almost bit a mouthful of silver teeth.

When the monstrous hatred and sadness were about to make her unbearable, a clear and thin white figure appeared, he did not tie his hair, but tied the green silk behind his back casually.

Xi Xiaoyu's unbearable eyes met him, and he was shocked by the beauty of a mortal face.

Beauty, beauty national teacher?!

"Sorry to keep you waiting." Hearing that Renyi's clear voice was like a cold spring, he turned around and picked up Xi Yu, who was dumbfounded.