Although the laughter in the audience has not stopped, Su Shan on the stage has not stopped his performance. Pen & Fun & Pavilion www.biquge.info

"Just when I was at home and had nothing to do, my neighbor introduced me to a girlfriend, who was called a beautiful person, and her face looked like a car accident scene."

"Heh, there's another one to see?" Zhang Daya was shocked.

Listening to the laughter from the audience, it became even louder, and the laughter of the audience condensed together, and the room seemed to be shaking.

"Especially those eyes, which are very spiritual, like this." Su Shan squinted his eyes and showed it to everyone.

"Squint?"

"You're polite to everyone, hello, I haven't seen you for a long time, don't go, oh, I didn't move."

The audience under the stands was about to go crazy with laughter.

At this time, the audience sitting in the audience is generally not an elderly person, so they are happy to accept Su Shan's cross talk that is not a traditional cross talk.

Otherwise, the laughter wouldn't be so loud.

"On another sunny afternoon, my girlfriend, Miss Prejudice, and I sat at a 31-flavored ice cream shop in Brachaiville, Congo, and one of us asked for an ice cream. I watched as she ate the spoonful in front of me. ”

Zhang Daya: "That's right, he can't see the share in front of him!" ”

As soon as these words came out, the audience couldn't stand it anymore.

"Hey, I'm laughing at me!"

"How did you come up with this paragraph, it's so funny, isn't it?"

"Su Shan is talented, and Master Zhang is good, this ticket is too straightforward."

"Whoever will save me, I'm almost out of breath when I laugh!"

It's no wonder that the audience said this, Su Shan shook out a burden in two or three sentences, which made everyone laugh, and it was not easy to change who laughed like this!

The applause of the audience was so loud that Su Shan had to pause and wait for the voice to be quieter.

Secretly glanced at An Ze, this director was very unproductive, the one who laughed happily, and wiped the tears from laughter with his hands while laughing.

An Ze swears, it's the first time he's heard such a funny cross talk, and he can't stop laughing! This Sushan is amazing.

Finally, the applause subsided, and Su Shan continued: "I have a lot of thoughts, thinking that my parents who are far away in the south have not been back for many years. ”

Zhang Daya: "Oh, I'm homesick." ”

"I received a letter from my father this morning. Dear child, you have been away from home for a long time and have not returned, if it weren't for the reminder of the neighbors, I would have forgotten to have such a son as you, the family is fine, you can rest assured, there have been two rains this week, one for three days, one for four days. ”

"Isn't it just a week?"

In the laughter of the audience, Zhang Daya said to Su Shan.

"Our family has moved, and the original address is more than 500 kilometers, guess where?"

Zhang Daya: "Can you guess this?" ”

"Haha~" The audience in the audience was like An Ze, wiping the tears left on their faces, it was so funny!

"Where am I going to find you?" Su Shan said with a smile.

The audience laughed and thought, isn't it just impossible to find it, how did such a funny joke come up with, it's incredible.

"At this time, my girlfriend gave me an idea to take me south and came to the Beijing Railway Station, and there was no ticket. Thanks to my girlfriend, I found the police and asked: Do you know where the ticket seller is? ”

Zhang Daya: "Ticket sellers? ”

"The police are happy! I'm still looking for it! ”

can't stand it, the audience really can't stand it, why is the cross talk so funny, why didn't you feel it before?

In the laughter, some viewers thought of this question, but they just thought about it, and were soon amused by the burden thrown out by Su Shan, and then forgot about it.

However, it is easy to forget the time when you laugh heartily, and before you know it, this cross talk performed by Su Shan has come to an end.

The audience laughed from beginning to end, and almost never stopped, which is everyone's affirmation and support for Su Shan, and it is also the source of the pain of several artists in the background......

Who would have thought that the most laid-back bastard on weekdays would be the one who pleases the audience the most, this is incredible! How so, why can others do it, but they can't? What a complicated question!

Looking at the laughing audience, several people were envious, how good it would be if they also had Su Shan, and now Su Shan must enjoy the laughter of the audience!

In the blink of an eye, the performance of the two people on the stage was over, and the audience didn't have enough of it at all, they only felt that the two of them had just expressions, how could it be over? When I looked at the watch, it turned out that the two of them had been talking on stage for so long, but ...... But I just haven't heard enough!

"Su Shan~Teacher Zhang~ is coming to one!"

"We haven't seen enough of the show!"

"Don't go, we haven't heard enough!"

The audience shouted under the stage, and Su Shan and the two had already walked off the backstage, still coming? Even if Su Shan wants to go on stage, Zhang Daya will not agree, as far as the audience's emotions are concerned, they will not be satisfied with the performance of ten paragraphs, so it is better not to say it directly.

And you can't be too satisfied with the needs of the audience, you have to make them have a concern in their hearts, otherwise they won't buy tickets at the next meeting.

The whole show was finished, although the audience was not calling out that Su Shan and Zhang Daya were giving them a performance, but their hearts were already very satisfied.

Today's trip is not in vain, this cross talk said, it is almost happy to death, if Su Shan still talks about cross talk in the future, he must still have to cheer, now it may be too difficult to find a place that makes everyone laugh, and it is not easy to find one, how can it only come once?

It's just that...... I don't know if Su Shan will talk about cross talk in the future, if he doesn't say it, it will be a big loss for the audience.

Backstage, Su Shan grabbed another handful of melon seeds and ate them on the side, and he was pretending to be a beautiful man who was not quiet.

An Ze is very satisfied with this week's recording, go back and edit, and make a good production, there will definitely be super high ratings, especially the cross talk between Su Shan and Zhang Daya just now, only cut out the previous bastard words, and then broadcast it on TV, it will definitely make a lot of viewers applaud.

"The recording is here, our week-long recording is coming to an end, Mr. Zhang, please announce which team of artists you want to accept as apprentices."

Zhang Daya nodded, and said: "In this week's time, everyone is very serious and hardworking, of course, there are so few people who have eaten a lot of my melon seeds, fortunately, he performed well at the critical moment, in general, I am very satisfied with everyone, as long as everyone is willing, I will accept a few of you!" ”

Several people glanced at each other, and then respectfully called Zhang Daya a master, although it is a show, but everyone did learn the ability from others, from this point of view, it is too appropriate to call Zhang Daya a master...... (To be continued.) )