In the applause, Zhang Daya was in front and Su Shan was behind, and the two walked onto the stage. Pen, fun, and www.biquge.info

At this time, the enthusiasm of the audience was much more fierce than before, and many people were shouting the names of Su Shan and Zhang Daya.

The two came to the microphone, Su Shan first adjusted the microphone, it was Duan Ruwei who was standing here just now, so the microphone was a little short, and he needed to adjust it.

Compared with the previous people, Su Shan is much more natural, and it is not the first time he has faced the audience, although he does not dare to say that he is not nervous at all, but it is not so much.

"Su Shan, I'm your book lover, you big villain!" Someone shouted.

The audience laughed.

"Okay, thank you for the compliment for your friend." Su Shan said without raising his head, and was still busy adjusting the microphone in his hand.

This answer made the audience laugh even more.

"Thank you, thank you for giving us such a warm applause." After adjusting the microphone, Su Shan said to everyone with a smile.

"Let me introduce myself, my name is Su Shan, and the one standing next to me is my master, and everyone affectionately calls him Master Zhang."

"Zhang Daya, everyone calls me that." Zhang Daya said with a smile.

After a brief opening statement, Su Shan entered the state.

"Some people may ask, several celebrities who came on stage before are not finalists, why are you Sushan finale?"

"Oh? Tell me why? Zhang Daya asked, looking really curious.

"There are unspoken rules of learning art involved here!"

"Don't talk about it." Zhang Daya grabbed Su Shan.

The audience laughed, they had heard of this unspoken rule, but when Su Shan said this, the picture was too strong, and Su Shan and Zhang Daya were together...... It's funny to think about.

"Today, I want to tell my sad history of blood and tears in front of all my good friends." Su Shan was unmoved.

As soon as the audience heard Su Shan's words, they applauded and shouted for Su Shan to continue.

"We're going to be on TV, don't talk nonsense." Zhang Daya pretended to be panicked.

"I don't care about that, they love to broadcast or not!"

"Good!" The audience was heckling, and they were not idle at all.

In fact, if Su Shan didn't know that some shots would definitely be cut out on TV, he wouldn't have said that, and he also heard An Ze say that the complete videos of several people would be placed on the official website, so Su Shan could say as much as he wanted.

You can't talk nonsense on TV, it's different on the Internet, so Su Shan is not worried.

"I don't know if you've ever heard the old saying!" Su Shan said again.

"What?" Zhang Daya asked.

"If you want to learn, you have to sleep with the master first!"

Why did Zhang Daya cover Su Shan's mouth and said, "You are talking nonsense." ”

Although Zhang Daya explained, the effect was minimal, and the audience was amused by this sentence and couldn't stop laughing.

"Just tell me how difficult it is for me!" When Zhang Daya's hand was taken away, Su Shan said again.

"I'm an unfortunate man."

"Don't talk about the two of us." Zhang Yandao.

"It's not easy for me to play when I'm a child."

"Oh?"

"If people are unlucky, even the birds can't be scared, let's describe it this way, pull the cart horizontally, step by step!"

"In fact, since I was a child, I have been determined to serve the motherland and be a person who is beneficial to the people."

Zhang Daya said: "It's good to have this ideal!" ”

"I want to be an athlete and win glory for the country!"

"That's fine!"

"One day I will stand on the podium and the national anthem will play, and I will cry together."

The cross talk that Su Shan said was a very famous cross talk "My Life" said by Mr. Guo in the world.

This cross talk must have been heard by a lot of people in the original world, but in this world, it is a fresh joke, and this joke is enough for Su Shan to gain a lot of audiences.

The audience under the stands listened very carefully, although what Su Shan said just now was a little dirty, but it also raised the atmosphere of the scene at once, although it would be ruthlessly cut by the TV station, but it would not affect the audience watching on TV.

The effect that Su Shan wants to achieve has been achieved, so he talked about this paragraph seriously.

Su Shan: "I decided that I wanted to be a swimmer. ”

Zhang Daya: "Oh, water sports. ”

Su Shan: "Self-taught, trained hard, and was about to succeed, I was hindered by the garden department. ”

Just a few words, another burden shook out, the audience's reaction was very enthusiastic, they couldn't even close their mouths when they laughed, and two professions that were not next to each other could be pulled together, this Su Shan was really amazing!

Su Shan: "Don't let me practice, I learn something else, I practice shot put, but the coach said that people don't count when they go out." ”

The laughter of the audience has not stopped, Su Shan shook out another burden, and the audience couldn't stand it quickly, which reminded many viewers of Su Shan's performance when he participated in "Funny Star", he made everyone laugh at that time, and this time it was the same.

Su Shan is really suitable to be a funny artist! The audience thought this as they laughed.

"I was playing soccer later, and the coach was crying when he looked at me."

Zhang Daya: "What's wrong?" ”

"That's great, it's just that two things are holding you back!"

Zhang Daya: "Those two?" ”

"Left leg and right leg."

"Haha~" laughter came at one time.

From beginning to end, the audience's laughter never stopped, and everyone's stomachs hurt from laughter, but Su Shan just refused to let them go, and threw their burdens on them on the stage, everyone wanted to rest for a while Su Shan didn't give them a chance.

"I can't stand it, this is the most interesting cross talk I've ever heard."

"It's so funny, Su Shan, I'll just say that I didn't come wrong today."

"Haha, I'm laughing to death, why haven't I heard this cross talk before?"

"This is a new joke from others, and it's normal that we haven't heard it."

"That's right, with Master Zhang and Su Shan creating it, how can it not be funny?"

Su Shan on the stage really didn't plan to let go of the audience, if he sang, the audience's fascinated look was his greatest support, and in the funny show, the audience's laughter was his greatest encouragement.

And a few artists in the backstage finally knew why Zhang Daya didn't care about Su Shan, they already had this ability.

Only then did they remember that Su Shan was originally a funny artist, and he was also a very funny kind, and people would ignore him because they were relieved of him!

What a painful realization! The reaction of the spectators in the stands was much more enthusiastic than when they were on stage.

No wonder Zhang Daya wants to let Su Shan finale, no wonder he will agree to be Su Shan's partner, it turns out that he already has a number in his heart.

Several artists glanced at each other, and the meaning in their eyes was too obvious, Su Shan's attainments in this area, they were far inferior. (To be continued.) )