62. Drink soup
Judge Ai saw their hostility, and was about to turn around and leave with a few dry laughs, but he didn't expect Mingyue to stop him, reached out and touched his head angrily, and asked kindly: "Boy, do you want to be promoted and make a fortune?" ”
Judge Ai glanced at Mingyue with disdain, thinking that she was a little liar, so she didn't take it seriously at all, and turned her head to leave.
"Do you want to go back to modern times?" Mingyue continued to ask.
Judge Ai was moved at this time, and wanted to ask carefully, but the ghost behind him urged, "My chief judge, you see that this stream of ghosts and bandits is so powerful, don't be idle here." ”
Judge Ai coughed twice, and was afraid that everyone would not look good if he missed the matter, so he hurriedly took people away.
Rob let out a long sigh as if he had succeeded in cheating, and threw the remnant back to Hairless to hold.
Mingyue turned her head and urged Rob: "Quick, there are still some new things in your era, tell me about it." ”
"You're going to lie to Judge Ai?" Rob asked, then shook his head, "No, he has a very high IQ, you can't fool him." ”
Mingyue smiled: "Let's listen to it, I am also a demon who has traveled to other continents." ”
Tanuki and Sky Remnant also looked at Rob curiously.
Rob shook his head and smiled, "You haven't seen those things at all, and you can't think of anything I say." ”
When Rob said this, everyone was inevitably disappointed.
"Hey, I'm hungry at this time, so let's just find a place to eat something first, and then talk while eating." Mingyue said, looking like an old driver.
Kong An's spell came from the unjust soul, and it was estimated that he would never dare to come to this place to find Mingyue and them, but he was afraid that as soon as he appeared, the mana on his body would deflated as quickly as a leaky balloon.
Therefore, Mingyue and others walked around the capital city leisurely, the scale of the capital city is very large, all kinds of ghosts on the street, there are ghosts, there are ghosts, there are ghosts who sell goods, and even lonely ghosts wander around, from time to time there are ghosts fighting in the street, it is said that they are plainclothes to perform official duties.
Mingyue is familiar with the door and leads everyone to find a restaurant, the restaurant is three stories high, wooden mechanism, the huge gold-lettered signboard hangs on the door, the book "ghostly axe", and a few crooked small characters are written on the paragraph: Jizo Wang.
Rob looked at it for a long time and always felt that something was wrong, frowned and asked, "This word and paragraph don't seem to match?" ”
Mingyue said with a smile: "The words are all written in advance, and the money was taken out when the King of Jizo went to the toilet, and he was busy pretending to be a ghost all day long, so he had time to write these things." ”
Rob was embarrassed to hear this, "I didn't expect him to work so diligently." ”
"Hush." Mingyue said disdainfully, "This kind of desperate work has no effect at all, and he doesn't know how to repent, he deserves to be burdened, everything has its own rules of survival, why impose your will on others." ”
If this was put before, Rob would not have agreed to be killed, but after seeing too many demons, he knew that there were really demons and ghosts in this world besides people, and they each survived according to their rules of the game, so he naturally didn't dare to treat people with himself.
There was a big pot at the door of the restaurant, steaming hot, and an old woman stirred the soup in the pot with a long-handled spoon to solicit business, "Rank guest officer, come and taste the authentic Meng Po soup, don't you really need money!" ”
Rob was so frightened that he shook his hands and ducked back, "Don't, don't, I don't drink this." ”
"Afraid of what?" Mingyue pretended to push Rob forward, "Drink some and taste it, it's delicious." ”
Rob was so angry that he quarreled with her on the street, "Why are you like this, do you want me to forget you?" ”
Rob remembered that he had nothing, no family, no home, only memories to warm himself, but if he forgot the past, would he no longer have any worries and calmly accept his fate of being born as a half-snake?
Thinking about it like this, Rob became entangled again.
Unexpectedly, Mingyue laughed, "I see that you are new here, the name of this soup is Meng Po soup, it is actually a hallucinogen, you can temporarily forget your troubles after drinking it, if you want to completely forget it, you have to drink a few pots at a time, and before you forget it, you will hold your urine and suffocate to death." ”
"Really?" Rob looked at Mingyue in disbelief, and the remnants of the sky were eager to try, "I'll try it, I'm going to forget about the past!" ”
Wumao looked at Mingyue first, and then asked the old woman for a bowl of Meng Po soup to feed to Tianzhuzi, Tianzhuzi gargled his mouth and spit it out, only a moment of effort began to roll his eyes, looking at Wumao shouting "Miss Luo", Mingyue was so angry that Mingyue pulled Luo Bu into the restaurant quickly, Wumao also wanted to follow, never wanted to be pulled by the old woman to ask for money, and couldn't get away for a while.
Seeing this, the tanuki spirit followed Mingyue with its tail between its legs, no way, it didn't have any money.
Mingyue chose a table and sat down, and recommended the special dishes here to Rob, "You must try the 'fried imp' here, it is the best way to nourish yin and replenish qi!" ”
"Huh?" Rob's face turned white, turned his head to look at the table next to him, there was a diner who was touching the eyeballs on the plate with his hand, throwing them into his mouth one by one, chewing juice splashing everywhere, and then looking at the diners around, they were all strange, those who lacked arms and legs were all good, and one of his heads was half gone.
"Oh my God...... How so?! Rob was so frightened that he almost fell off his stool.
"Eat what you eat." Mingyue explained, the diner glared at Mingyue when he heard the sound, and there was really nothing in his hollow eye sockets, and he didn't know what it was doing to see the road.
Rob suddenly lost his appetite, and even wanted to vomit a little, he just wanted to leave quickly, Mingyue thoughtfully handed her a glass of water, "You see you're happy again, drink some hot water slowly." ”
Rob was uncomfortable, no doubt about him, took the water cup and drank it dry, the water was dry and slightly sour, thinking that this cup might have been used by other ghosts, Rob couldn't help but feel disgusted again, but in the blink of an eye, the diners around him had changed, although they were not beautiful and handsome, but they were all human-like.
Rob looked at Mingyue suspiciously, and found that Mingyue was still the same, but the smile on her face was much more sincere.
"What's going on?" Rob asked, looking down at the cup in his hand.
Mingyue snickered, Rob is good at everything, he is a "straight cancer", in his bones, he believes that talent is the species at the top of the food chain, and it is inevitable that he will not be suitable when he comes to the inhuman restaurant, which is also a common problem of new ghosts, just drink a cup of Meng Po soup, this Meng Po soup is a must-have for the store, and the money for packaging and selling outside the store is free, and the store is free with the table.
"Ah, you were dazzled just now." Mingyue smiled, in Rob's opinion, he was very honest, "Hurry up and eat, I only have a little crab in my stomach for you, and I am already hungry." ”
"Hmm." Rob nodded in agreement, quite ashamed, but said stiffly: "Who made you treat me so rudely?!" ”
"This is still rude?!" Mingyue sneered, "I put aside my previous temper and killed you a corpse." ”
This is very excessive, but now the bright moon in Luo Bu's eyes has the aura of the Virgin, and every word is like a jade, she smiled and said: "Yes, I really want to know what you were like before, you must be dragging Cooljack to show off the sky!" ”
Rob seemed to remember something again, and said happily, "No, I can know what you used to be like now!" ”
Rob drank too much, shook his head, groped in his arms for a long time, and finally found the demon mirror, held it up and smiled at Mingyue: "I know how to use this to see people's previous lives, and it was by virtue of it that I knew that the prince's upper body was a snake." ”
Rob inadvertently mentioned "Prince", the store suddenly fell silent, and most of the diners looked at Rob in unison, presumably these ghosts had some relationship with the Prince, but Rob was ignorant, holding a mirror and leaning on Mingyue's shoulder to show her.
"Look, that's it......" Rob twisted the knob on the back of the mirror with his hand.
Mingyue smiled bitterly, knowing that she couldn't hide, and hurriedly said, "Okay, I admit that I'm actually a chicken...... Chicken ......"
Out of strong self-esteem, Mingyue didn't say the word "chicken essence" in the end, and twisted her head to the side in frustration, waiting for Rob to laugh at her.
Sure enough, Rob held the mirror and was stunned for a moment, and then laughed out loud, "Hahahaha~ I didn't expect ** to be a sperm, you see that there are mosaics in the mirror, it must be 'too realistic to demonstrate'!" ”
Then Rob burst into laughter again, and the whole room looked at Rob laughing maniacally, and she didn't think there was anything wrong, so the others thought it was funny, and smiled and continued to eat and drink - it turned out to be a nonsense neurotic.
Mingyue snatched the demon mirror and took care of it herself, and secretly scolded and threw the mirror to Rob, she didn't expect this mirror to be too high-end, which directly showed Mingyue's original form - the essence of the five elements, which looked colorful and couldn't distinguish the shape.
Thinking that Mingyue was originally a gathering of the five elements of the essence between heaven and earth, and was born by a phoenix, so it has its own five elements attributes, and also inherited her mother's rebirth ability, and her combat power has doubled after each rebirth, so she used to be a famous thorn in the Three Realms, touching Chang'e and kicking the sky, there is nothing she dare not do, kill and kill, the Jade Emperor was so worried that his eyebrows were almost gone, and finally came up with a way to give her a good marriage, so that she could be an idle wife and a cool mother at home, and everyone was quiet.
How can Mingyue be the kind of person who is willing to give up and be at the mercy of others? This is the next series of events, and Shengsheng got Rob from another dimension.
But these Mingyue can't say, Mingyue knows that Rob cares about that tail very much, if she tells Rob directly: Your tail is because my magic circle is wrong, Rob must not be angry to death, and it will inevitably be noisy at that time, so I have to delay it for a while, and wait until Rob is completely trapped.
Luo Bu didn't know Mingyue's little abacus in his heart, and he was still there slapping the table and laughing, Mingyue didn't care about her, and called Xiao Er'er to order her own food, but the tanuki spirit couldn't sit still when she saw Rob laughing, and patted Rob's back and persuaded: "Don't laugh, drink saliva." ”
Rob couldn't help laughing, took the water cup of the tanuki spirit but didn't drink it, and asked vigilantly, "Who are you?" ”
Rob can't remember the tanuki spirit at all, and it seems that Meng Po soup can still make people forget things that they don't care about.
This time it was Mingyue's turn to laugh, and the tanuki wanted to cry without tears.
Rob looked at Mingyue in confusion, then turned his head to look at the tanuki, and finally put the water glass aside and didn't drink it - don't drink the drink given by strangers, this is the common sense of the girl to protect herself.
In the blink of an eye, the dishes were as smooth as the flow, and the tanuki essence naturally had no pressure, and Rob looked like the dishes had become foie gras and caviar, so he feasted quickly, and even praised Mingyue Amway's goodness.
During the banquet, Mingyue asked Rob about her time and space, and Rob said a lot with interest, but unfortunately they were all eating, drinking, and having fun, and they didn't know anything about the technical level, and it was really difficult for her, and she even remembered that there was a private 3D theater at home, "Wow, you don't know, it looks like the real thing!" ”
Rob gestured with his hand to a gourd-shaped figure, "The sound is also the world's top, two-channel 3D surround sound, just like being on the shooting site......"
Rob's face was full of intoxication, leisurely fascinated, shaking his head and sighing, "But it cost me a lot of money." ”
Mingyue said disapprenously: "You are so rich, why don't you play for real?" ”
Rob was stunned, opened his mouth wide and looked at Mingyue stupidly, Mingyue took the opportunity to stuff a person's eyes into her eyes to shut up, she shouted some strange things so loudly, if everyone hadn't thought she was mentally ill at the beginning, she would inevitably have to cause trouble again.
Mingyue sighed quietly: It seems that Rob still likes the original world a little more, and it is better to figure out why the magic circle is wrong as soon as possible.
Rob chewed on the human eyeballs and pondered: Why don't I come for real? I vaguely felt that she had forgotten something, but the more anxious she was, the more she couldn't remember.