63. Kong Xuan
"Kong Xuan!" Rob suddenly shouted, as time went by, the effect of Meng Po soup gradually faded, and Rob finally remembered why she didn't come for real, because he was afraid that Kong Xuan would be angry!
Rob's voice didn't matter, the diners in the house dispersed in a hurry, and the tanuki spirit bent down to show its original form, wanting to get under Mingyue's skirt, but was kicked aside by Mingyue, so she had to run and squeeze under the counter with Xiao'er and shiver.
"Hey, why are you leaving?" Rob asked, puzzled.
"Who knows, maybe it's time to go to work." Mingyue calmly fed Rob another mouthful of "fried imps", sending Rob back may not be possible, it is better to let Rob have the awareness that she is a demon, otherwise wouldn't it be too boring to quarrel because of dietary preferences in the future?
Mingyue was happily feeding, and no hair broke in from the outside, pulling up Mingyue and about to run.
"What's the panic?" Mingyue shook her hand and said unhappily.
"Let's go." Wu Mao hurriedly said, "Kong Xuan is here!" β
"Where?" Rob stared around with wide eyes with joy, "Is there really a demon like Kong Xuan?" I want to see her, I want to sue her for believing in her, and I want to thank her for her protection over the years. β
"Kong Xuan? Asylum? Hairless looked at Rob in disbelief.
Fortunately, the diners are gone, otherwise they would have beaten Rob - Kong Xuan is obviously a very terrifying and powerful demon, okay?
Mingyue pursed her lips, unable to tell the taste in her heart, and muttered in a low voice: "It seems that you are familiar with Kong Xuan." β
"She saved me!" Rob exclaimed, "Do you know how I've lived since my parents died? Shut yourself in your room every day, and no one dares to open the door, for fear of letting in the bad guys. β
Luo Bu, who drank Meng Po soup, was more excited, and the secret that had been suppressed in his heart for many years was like a flood bursting the embankment once he said it, and he couldn't stop it, "I was still young at that time, but I was about the same height as I am now......
Rob stood up and was slightly shorter than Mingyue, sat down again, and continued, "My breasts are a little smaller than they are now, but they are also very plump. β
Rob straightened his chest again, and compared it with his hand on his chest, so angry that Mingyue wanted to use glue to glue the hairless eyes.
"That's why a lot of people covet my beauty - they're beasts, I was so young, but I was an orphan, and no one really helped me."
Wu Mao hurriedly said: "Kong Xuan, Kong Xuan!" β
Kong Xuan is coming, what are you still chatting about here?
"Yes!" Rob nodded vigorously, "It's all Kong Xuan who blesses me, I have to ask Kong Xuan every time I open the door, she agrees with me before opening the door, there must be someone outside the door who is beneficial to me, what is the courier, the takeaway, the lawyer who delivers the money......"
"Oh?" Mingyue was a little curious, "How did you ask her?" β
Mingyue didn't know that she still had a little believer.
"I'll just throw an eraser, a pencil or something, and write the answers I can think of on them in advance, and the one facing up will count Kong Xuan's answers."
"Really?" Mingyue felt amazing, "Is it accurate every time?" β
"Hmm." Rob nodded, "Sometimes I doubt it, so I'll throw it again to make sure." β
"......" Mingyue was speechless, this is obviously choosing the answer you want.
There was nothing to say, Mingyue had to work hard to eat, and it was also very interesting to listen to Rob talk while eating, that is, Rob said it too slowly, and Mingyue only said a year later after she finished licking the plate.
During this period, Mao tried to pull Mingyue away several times, but Mingyue cruelly refused, and finally had to stand in front of Mingyue to show his loyalty.
The tanuki spirit didn't seem to move, and he also got out from under the counter and stood beside the hairless cat.
Rob gradually came to his senses, stopped talking, turned his head around suspiciously, and asked, "Hey, why are there only a few of us left?" β
Mingyue smiled, "Who made you eat slowly and be thirsty?" β
"Sort of." Rob took the water cup to drink, but was snatched by the tanuki, "Don't, Miss Luo still don't drink this water." β
Rob was a little upset, frowned and asked, "Who are you?" Why is this rude?! β
Well, even if he didn't drink Meng Po soup, Rob still didn't know the tanuki spirit.
The tanuki's heart was broken, he had always been proud of his excellent skin, both men and women, and when he thought that Rob couldn't even remember who it was, he couldn't help but blurt out: "My name is Nine-Tails, remember my name!" β
There are unwritten rules in the demon world, and the name has an extraordinary meaning, for example, the name of the moon is recognized by no hair, and the name of the nine-tailed Luo Bu is its real name, which naturally means that Luo Bu is very meaningful to it.
Rob didn't feel anything yet, Mingyue was upset first, and stepped on the tail of the tanuki spirit - she could see it now wearing a Buddhist bead!
"Nine-Tails, really?" Mingyue sneered and twisted her toes hard, "What about bragging, right?" Can you be a nine tails like this? β
The tanuki spirit broke out in a cold sweat in pain, and argued: "It's the black circles on the nine tails, not the nine~"
Rob was a little suspicious, stretched her neck to take a look, but she couldn't see Mingyue's tail, so she didn't think about it, she felt uncomfortable with a foreign object in her mouth, spit it out and saw that it was a hair, and said to Mingyue dissatisfied: "Let's not come to this restaurant in the future, the hygiene is too poor, you see there are still hairs in the food!" β
As he spoke, he held it up to Mingyue and said angrily: "It's still crooked, it's disgusting!" β
It's about the reputation of the store, Xiao Er quit, he crawled out from under the counter, ran to Rob in a few steps, pointed at her nose and scolded, "What's the matter with you? You're here to make trouble, right?! At the beginning, it looked like you were not normal, full of nonsense, and finally scared the diners away, hey, they haven't settled the account yet, you have to pay us for this loss! β
Mingyue carefully picked up the hair that Rob was holding with her left hand, raised her right hand under Xiao Er's nose, and shouted, "Compensation, you have to pay!" There is hair in your dish, how do you say to pay for it! β
Xiao Er looked at the hair calmly, grabbed it and stuffed it into his mouth and swallowed it, intending to destroy the evidence cleanly.
But that hair looked like eyelashes, but when it was eaten in his mouth, it was like porcelain, and Xiao Er accidentally cut off his tongue for a while, and his mouth was full of blood.
Xiao'er spit it out, and sure enough, it was a broken plate, and it was hard for him to chew it.
It turned out that Mingyue took advantage of him to scold, and picked up the hair in her left hand, but what she raised was the empty plate in her right hand.
"Woo woo...... "Xiao'er was speechless in pain, pointed to the moon, the threat was overflowing, and he turned around and ran to find the shopkeeper.
Rob was also very angry, there is such a poor service quality restaurant, the dishes are dirty, the attitude is poor, and it is so bad to pretend to "vomit blood" after saying a few words, and I don't want to eat here again.
In fact, this "ghostly workmanship" is a famous restaurant in the capital city, the slogan is "what to eat and what to make up", many ghosts with amputated limbs and disabilities will come here to eat and drink, and if you are lucky, you will meet the right parts to make up for the lost parts.
Such a store with good business and a lot of taxes is naturally the key protection object of the government, and soon, the shopkeeper appeared with the two ghosts, viciously and directly to the bright moon.
"Who's spreading rumors here? And scare away diners and hurt staff?! "A ghost cha stood in front of Hairless and shouted, first striking the enemy's tallest and seemingly best able to fight.
The shopkeeper's thinking is not quite the same as it, the shopkeeper's welcome is still quite sleek, at a glance it can be seen that the sitting is the master, and the standing ones are all minions, so the shopkeeper went directly to the gorgeously dressed Rob, and said without humility or arrogance: "This guest officer, we do business honestly, open the door to welcome visitors from all directions, where you are dissatisfied, you can talk to me directly, are you bullying no one above us for making trouble like this?" β
"We also have acquaintances...... Mingyue raised the Mao Mao in her hand, "Kong Xuanhe ......"
The two ghosts almost pulled out their waist knives and turned to check, because they were too flustered and bumped together, but the shopkeeper didn't move at all - his legs were weak and couldn't move.
"Where?" A ghost asked in a whisper.
The other nervously clenched the knife in his hand, not daring to reply.
Mingyue was playful, and whispered in the ear of the ghost from before, "I'm here!" β
Frightened, the ghost almost jumped and swung his knife indiscriminately, almost cutting off his companion.
Mingyue smiled disdainfully, and held up Mao Mao to show the shopkeeper, "Then, Kong Xuan is me...... Senior, we ate Mao Mao in your store, what do you say to do? β
"It's easy to say, it's easy to say." The shopkeeper of this kind of claim has rich experience in dealing with it, and immediately proposed a settlement method, "You are not satisfied with that dish, I will make it for you again?" β
"Huh?!" Rob exclaimed, "What kind of attitude do you have, this is too perfunctory?!" Do you want us to eat another serving of hygienic quality? Well, I'll pay, and you eat it all. β
However, as soon as Rob lowered his head, he found that there were no leftovers, and glared at Mingyue depressedly. Foodie.
Mingyue smiled indifferently and shook her hand, "Anyway, this hair came out of my wife's mouth, and she doesn't like your food!" β
The shopkeeper sneered: "Then I'll order a takeout for you?" β
Mingyue looked at Rob, Rob shook his head, touched his stomach and said uncomfortably: "I don't want to eat, my stomach is a little bloated, it must be that the things in this store are not clean." β
Mingyue looked at Rob's bulging belly, and said in her heart: It's too much......
While talking about the sentence, Judge Ai broke in with a large group of ghosts, and it could be seen that they were coming in a hurry, and Judge Ai gasped like Jingba on a dog day.
It turned out that the ghost knew the routine, and there were three ghost messengers in total, afraid that Mingyue and they would run away from the back door, so they specially arranged for a ghost to guard at the back door, but they didn't expect the situation in the house to change abruptly, and the ghost saw that the situation was not good, so he quickly slipped away to call for help, and happened to call the nearest Ai judge.
"Here...... What's going on?! Judge Ai wiped the sweat from his face, and only after a fixed look did he recognize that it was Mingyue and the others.
Judge Ai breathed a sigh of relief and said sarcastically: "I don't look like a few of you are serious people, are you here to eat the overlord meal?" Don't try to fool me. β
"How can it be called a lie?" Mingyue still held Mao Mao and said with a smile, "If you can make the other party spend money willingly, then it's not called cheating, it's called fundraising." β
"Hush." Judge Ai said disdainfully: "Who said the nonsense? β
"My predecessor - Kong Xuan."
Judge Ai came later, some of the deeds were just heard, and they were not too impressed, and the other ghosts were all Qi Qi took a big step back, striving to stay away from Mingyue.
"This ......" Judge Ai felt that Mingyue was bluffing, but he didn't dare to risk pointing it out, what if it was true? Kong Xuan is a master who can't be provoked, if a sentence makes her unhappy, she can find a way to get back to the field after a hundred years.
"The shopkeeper doesn't want to compensate me for my food." Mingyue said with a sad face: "I am only willing to cook for me again." β
The shopkeeper was busy smiling and flattering, "It's not that the small shop is bad for money, it's not good to enter the account if you lose money, and it's not good to explain to the boss when you turn around. β
Mingyue turned her head to look at Judge Ai, "If you invite me to this meal, maybe I will be able to come up with something when I am happy, SchrΓΆdinger's father-in-law ignores his mother-in-law." β
As soon as Judge Ai heard that the sweat on his back was even greater, he immediately ordered that the account of the meal be recorded in his name, and that the money should be given when he was paid.
The shopkeeper was a little reluctant, knowing that Judge Ai was poor, and he was afraid that he would repay the debt, so he nodded and agreed when he saw that Judge Ai's face was a little unhappy.