45. Stay in the hotel
Rob was startled by him, nervously grabbed Mingyue's arm and looked around, the scene was blurry at night, everywhere he looked like a ghost was shaking, the more he looked, the more scared he became, his teeth fought and asked, "Where is it?" ”
Mingyue looked at the boy who had escaped, then turned her head to look at Rob's face, and laughed out loud, "That kid wasn't scared away by you, right?" ”
"Me?" Rob touched his face, didn't feel anything wrong, raised the demon mirror in his hand and took a photo, Mingyue thoughtfully put the starlight light close to Rob's face.
Rob himself was startled by this photo, snapped the demon mirror on his chest, and asked in surprise: "Actually, this is who I am, right?" ”
His hair was messy like a felt hat buttoned on top of his head, his eyes were dark blue, his lips were red and big, and he was a clown with a round nose.
Rob wanted to cry without tears, "Am I actually a clown?" ”
Mingyue put away the candle and held Rob's face, thinking that at this time, Rob and her name Kong Xuan looked like husband and wife, were they so ugly that they were scared to cry? But no matter how ugly Kong Xuan is, he is stronger than the prototype, Mingyue suddenly felt a little bitter, and was so sad that she wanted to lick Rob hard to calm down.
Fortunately, Rob didn't pour the water into Yanghu Lake in his mind, and soon understood that this was a big heavy makeup painted in the afternoon, so he took out his handkerchief and wiped it carefully with annoyance, and muttered: "No wonder people say that the swimming pool is the best place to identify beauties, no matter how good the cosmetics are, they can't stand the blisters." ”
He raised his head again and asked, "You can't just come up from the water and do that, right?" ”
"Nope." Mingyue shook her head and said affirmatively, "That's it when you get out of the casino." ”
Rob's face fell, presumably in a cold sweat in the casino, he had already spent makeup, and after going out, he flew at high speed and was dried by the wind, the consequences can be imagined, he didn't even notice it at all along the way, and he didn't know what kind of women those beggars usually saw, and this kind of makeup didn't scare them.
"Why didn't you even warn me?" Rob sneered.
"It's not a big deal." Mingyue said naturally: "In my eyes, you are still you, I am not one of those superficial human beings, no matter what color you have on your face, what your figure has become, as long as your soul is there, you are you, the way you speak, the way you are angry, the way you look at me will not change, I can see it at a glance." ”
"Okay, I'm superficial, right?" Rob changed the handkerchief to a clean place to help Mingyue wipe her face, just now the light was not bright at night, and after wiping it clean, she found that the skin on Mingyue's face was so white that it was also very eye-catching at night.
"So white, little white face......" Rob was jealous and admiring, and she couldn't help but laugh again.
"It doesn't matter what color it is...... Mingyue put her arms around Rob's waist and instructed in a serious tone: "Red, yellow, blue, green, and black, although there are more colors, but I am still me, I can see it, I can touch it, the blood is hot, and the water is slippery - can you promise that I will not be deceived by appearances like me?" ”
Mingyue couldn't say it anymore, she herself felt that it was nonsense, Rob was different from her, and it couldn't be the same, asking her to take her own standards was simply to catch ducks on the shelves and force rabbits to swim, but if the truth was really exposed one day, I was really afraid that Rob would turn against her, if the two of them didn't have your will, the happiness would be halved, and the future would be dim when you think about it.
Sure enough, Rob smiled and asked, "What are you talking about?" Is it a mantra practice? Isn't the yellow one more powerful than the green one? ”
"It can't be compared like that." Mingyue sighed and explained, "The five colors come from the five elements of essence, but the attributes are different, and there is no difference between strength and weakness. ”
"So?"
Mingyue resigned herself to touching a paper donkey, and after pasting a charm, it turned into a real donkey, the donkey flicked its tail, lowered its head and nibbled on the grass, Mingyue explained: "This is an ordinary trick, in fact, this donkey is still a paper donkey." ”
Mingyue rode on the donkey's back first, then bent down to hold Rob in her arms, and took out a charm with her free hand, "Then, this is a fire attribute charm, use it on the paper donkey, and it will be able to run quickly." ”
After speaking, he shook his hand, the red light flashed, the spell disappeared, and the donkey was running, it was simply "flying on the grass"! At tea time, he carried Mingyue and Rob to the door of a large inn.
At this time, the night was deep, the door of the inn was deserted, only two big red lanterns were hung high, and the word "stack" was written in a big book, and there was a large piece of curtain sticking out above the door, which must have been used to shade the merchants and protect them from the rain.
Mingyue jumped off the donkey's back with Rob in her arms, withdrew the charm, picked up the paper donkey, shook the grass clippings and dust on it, folded it away, and pulled Rob into the inn.
Rob had been silently watching Mingyue's movements, a little speechless and stopped, and finally couldn't help but ask: "Why not the wind attribute?" ”
"Wind? I'm not going to use that. ”
"Then why fire?"
"Because the paper donkey is afraid of fire, it runs and flies."
“…… All right. ”
The guy was lying on the counter and dozing off, Mingyue threw a spell over, Rob saw a flash of red light with sharp eyes, and sure enough, the guy jumped up like a fire buttocks, and suddenly he was in good spirits, and when he saw a guest coming to the door, he greeted him attentively: "Two guest officers, please, two guest officers are really lucky, there is a room in the store, the orientation is good, the location is good, push the window is the landscape avenue, downstairs there is a street of morning market snacks, you don't need to go downstairs to buy things, drop two pennies, and the bun will fly upstairs by itself." ”
"Buns!" Mingyue looked happy, "This is good, we want this." ”
"That's it!" The guy opened the account book, picked up the brush, made a gesture of writing, and then looked up and asked, "Do the two guest officers have a residence permit?" ”
Mingyue was stunned for a moment, turned her head to look at Rob, Rob nodded, and replied, "Yes." ”
Then he felt in his arms for a long time, and took out a piece of broken silver from the innermost inner pocket and put it on the table.
"This ......" the guy laughed, looked at Rob in the eyes, and after a silent contest, the guy closed the ledger and threw it aside, took out another ledger, swiped and wrote down a few strokes, weighed the silver in the book, took the key and took Mingyue and Rob upstairs.
Waiting for the guy to close the door and leave, Mingyue asked, "What is a cohabitation permit?" ”
Rob said disdainfully: "Listen to him deceive, he just wants to ask for more money, he took out the ledger before and it is new at all, he dares to turn it to the middle and open it, his acting skills are not enough, why give him money?" ”
Mingyue went to scratch Luo Bu's nose again, and scolded with a smile: "It's up to you!" ”
Rob wrinkled his nose and grimaced, and sighed: "In the past, I would book a place to live when I went out, and if I didn't book, I would look for a house first when I arrived at the destination, otherwise I would feel abandoned by the whole world, the world is big, there is nowhere to go, and I have no home." ”
Mingyue put her arms around Rob's shoulders, put her other hand on her waist, and a princess hugged Rob in her arms, and said with a smile: "I used to think like this occasionally, but now I won't, with you by my side, even if I go to the Sword Mountain and the Sea of Fire, I should see the scenery." ”
Rob shyly buried her face in Mingyue's arms, in fact, this is also what she thinks now.
When Mingyue saw that there was a play, she happily hugged Rob and walked to the bed, and said affectionately: "The night is long, and I have no intention of sleeping, so it's better for us (let's ...... fit)"
There was a banging knock on the wall next door, which startled Mingyue, and she stepped on Rob's tail without checking for a while, and with a slip of her foot, the two fell heavily on the bed, and the bed board was hit hard, and she let out a painful moan.
Rob and Mingyue looked at each other and smiled bitterly, Rob smiled reluctantly: "It's okay, I fell on the bed." ”
As soon as the words fell, the bed legs were overwhelmed, and with a "bang", the bed board smashed into the dust, announcing that the bed was dead.
The sound of knocking on the wall became louder, mixed with a woman's high-pitched scolding: "Who is so immoral, he doesn't sleep in the middle of the night and smashes the bed to play!" ”
Mingyue heard the anger rising, and jumped up from the wreckage of the bed board to express her chest, but before she could speak, the wall of the other room was also knocked on, and a man scolded: "What the hell, it's not like silver is broken!" ”
In an instant, the walls of the entire inn were knocked on the wall, and all the visitors launched a big move across the wall - "fighting cattle across the mountain", and the scolding was like a tide, which made Mingyue sober up - let them scold each other!
Rob sighed, got up, and said, "I'll ask the guy if he has any cots for emergencies." ”
Saying that, he went out to find the buddy, and then came back The scolding battle was nearing the end, only the woman at the beginning was scolding, Rob tied the two hanging nets he took from the buddies to the remaining four bedposts, two bedposts and one hanging net, just right.
After Rob tied it, he comforted the angry Mingyue and said, "The guy said that it was too late today, so I can only use this general, you are still used to this, right?" ”
Mingyue still minded the failure just now, and replied weakly: "If you can sleep, I can sleep." ”
Rob smiled, skillfully climbed onto the net bed and lay down, saying that when he used to be on vacation in the Maldives, he used to lie on the net bed like this and enjoy the tropical sea breeze, closing his eyes and shaking it, as if he had returned to the days when he only asked for Kong Xuan to be done.
Seeing Rob so comfortable, Mingyue had to try to climb onto the net bed, one was not right, and almost flipped off from the other side, it took a lot of effort, and finally climbed onto the net bed to lie down, after a while, I always felt that something was missing, and then found that the white rabbit that was missing Rob, although it was not far away, it was also more than an arm's length.
"I'm useless." Mingyue was secretly sad and muttered, "You can't maintain the charm after you fall asleep, otherwise you wouldn't have to be controlled by the wolf like this." ”
Turning Li Si into a donkey or a frog is also a trick, but it's already a revised version of the trick, and it's more accurately called "curse", so you don't need the caster to bless the mana all the time; If you want to conjure a bed out of thin air, that's another matter, with Mingyue's current body, it's not enough to support it; There are countless artifact elixirs in the carry-on space, but there is no ordinary bed, and I really sigh without a mouthful of fresh water!
"Sleep." Rob persuaded softly, "I'm tired today, and I don't know how many things are waiting tomorrow. ”
Mingyue thought about it, thinking that today was indeed long enough, so she felt tired when she thought about it, and quickly fell asleep.
However, for some people, tonight is destined to be sleepless, such as the tanuki, who turned into Rob and wandered the streets for a short time before he was "invited" to see Dou Fu by a group of menacing thugs.
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As soon as it was dawn the next day, there was a shouting sound under the window, steamed buns, wontons, pancakes and fruits, mixed with a few sad voices of selling himself to bury his father, making Mingyue sleep unsteadily, twisting and twisting on the net bed, struggling between rioting and killing and continuing to sleep.
Rob himself was so sleepy that he couldn't open his eyes, and seeing that Mingyue couldn't sleep well because of the noise, he jumped off the net bed and sat down next to Mingyue and stretched out his hand to cover her ears, humming a long song like a child sleeping.
For Mingyue, Rob's voice seemed to be magical, and it was extremely reassuring to listen to, and with the gentle blessing of the soft and boneless little hands beside her face, Mingyue really fell asleep again.
In her sleep, Mingyue suddenly firmly believed that there were two lively little white rabbits at hand, and subconsciously reached out to grab them in her arms, and then she was completely relieved, and since then the hustle and bustle of the world has nothing to do with her, it is really a white rabbit in hand, worry-free, and a good night's sleep until dawn.
At that time, Mingyue was dreaming that she was driving a five-colored auspicious cloud, and there was fairy music around her, under the witness of many mortals, Mingyue took Rob's hand and kissed it gently, and gently said to Rob who bowed his head shyly: "Dear, let's be together~"
However, the audience was furious, and they shouted in unison: "Radish, I want to marry you, I want to marry you!" ”
Mingyue angrily scolded: "You evil mortals, Rob is mine, you are only worthy of marrying cucumbers!" ”
Mingyue woke up from her dream with this shout, only to find that she and Rob were huddled on a net bed, and it was only because Rob's tail was fixed on the bedpost that it didn't fall to the ground.
There was a burst of music outside the window, and countless people shouted: "Prince, I want to marry you!" ”
Even the woman who caused the knocking on the wall last night was shouting: "Prince, I want to marry you~"