44. Miss
"It's a bit crowded...... Mingyue pretended to stretch her waist, stretched her arms straight, and then stuffed them under Rob's head, "It's more space-saving." ”
"Squeeze?" Rob asked rhetorically, "I think it's okay, or I'd be lying with my head on that side, as if that wouldn't be the case." ”
"A new position?" Mingyue blushed slightly, propped up her upper body, and saw Luo Bu's straight black and shiny snake tail, and lay back at the moment, and said dejectedly: "It's okay, it's good to hug you like this and talk." ”
"Really?"
"Really." Mingyue said as sadly as a eulogy: "I'll just hug you and do nothing." ”
Rob was gloomy in his heart, just now he was still talking about confession, he took off his clothes and began to dislike it, he still cared about his snake tail, rather than this, it was better to keep a friendly distance from each other, not far away, not close, not abandoned.
She didn't know what Mingyue was thinking in her heart: there was no hole...... Didn't move...... There are no holes...... Didn't move......
For a moment the two of them fell silent and thought about their own thoughts, and the boat drifted quietly in the lake, so quiet that even the sound of fish spitting bubbles on the side of the boat could be heard.
Suddenly there was the sound of drums in the distance, mixed with some indescribable sounds.
As soon as Rob heard the spirit, he got up and wanted to peep at it, which is strange to say, the more things he can't get, the more he wants to see it.
Mingyue put her arm around Rob's shoulders and held her down, and asked puzzledly, "What are you going to do?" ”
Rob righteously broke Mingyue's hand and said, "Listen, there is a woman screaming so badly, I'll see if someone is beating her, you are still young, don't look around!" ”
"......" Mingyue went to pull Rob's arm again and shouted: "You slow down, this boat is small, don't capsize it again~"
I touched my fingers all the way from Rob's shoulder, well, it felt pretty good.
Rob didn't care about these details, he climbed to the side of the boat in a hurry, and gently lifted the roof made of lotus petals a little crack, and at a glance he found that there was a tall flower boat in the distance, as high as a three-story building, and the lights on it were bright, and there were many beautiful women and people to amuse, and Rob's two eyes were not enough.
"It's so beautiful!" Rob sighed, "This will definitely make a lot of money if it is made into a film!" I have all the names of the film in mind, and it is called "Titanic". ”
"Something is wrong." Mingyue huddled around Rob and said sternly around her slender waist.
"Hmm." Rob also thought deeply, "It's wrong - there are too many beauties on the ship~"
Although you can't see your facial features clearly from a distance, you can look at the slender figure, as well as the obsession of the male guests, presumably the appearance must be the asset of heaven and man.
"In the end, it's the capital, it must be a gathering of beauties from all over the country." Rob sighed, think about it, all the top elite talents are gathered in first-tier cities, presumably the beauties of this era are also like this.
"Huh." Mingyue snorted coldly, reaching out and touching Rob's chest, "Where's your demon mirror?" ”
"you." Rob opened Mingyue's hand, "I'm not wearing any clothes, why is the demon mirror here?" ”
Mingyue grinned, turned around and found the demon mirror in Luo Bu's clothes, fortunately, Luo Bu didn't flutter in the water just now, the things on his body were still there, and he didn't fall into the water, so Mingyue found the demon mirror lightly, took a picture of the boat, and sneered: "Sure enough." ”
Seeing that she was disdainful, Rob also took the demon mirror and took a look, but he didn't expect that those beauties in the mirror turned into all kinds of monsters, with different shapes and shapes, most of them were ugly, so scared that Rob almost dropped the mirror into the lake.
Mingyue took the mirror from the side and hid it at the bottom of the ship, and comforted softly: "I'm afraid, don't look at their prototypes, you hypocritical humans who only look at appearances." ”
"I ...... I'm not ......" Rob became quieter and quieter the more he spoke, and he was powerless to refute it, obviously the cat-eared girl and vixen in the comics were all cute girls, why are they as ugly as potatoes here.
As the two were talking, the flower boat was coming in their direction, and the figures on the boat could see more clearly when they got closer, and it happened that a man seemed to have lost his strength and fell to the ground, and the girls next to him laughed and lifted him up, walked to the side of the boat and threw him into the water.
"Ha~" Rob covered his mouth and snickered, "This joke is hot enough." ”
"Jokes?" Mingyue asked indifferently, and sure enough, the person did not struggle in the water, floated for a while, and slowly sank to the bottom of the lake, leaving only strings of blisters on the water.
"Uh......" Rob was shocked, it turned out that the gurgling bubbles were not spit out by the fish.
"Be careful...... Mingyue shouted in a low voice, and threw her to the bottom of the cabin by Rob's shoulder, and after a while, Liu Yezhou shook violently, as if it had been hit by a big ship, and swayed from side to side with the waves.
There was a faint voice from a female voice outside: "Your Royal Highness the Prince, there are only some lotus flowers here, and there are no monsters hidden. ”
After a moment of silence, a cold voice sounded, the sound was like scraping with an iron spoon on top of a copper pot, and it was so piercing that it made people's teeth ache, "This lotus looks too cheesy and ruined." ”
"Yes, His Royal Highness the Prince."
In an instant, Rob felt that the wind was raging outside, and the boat was jolting violently, constantly colliding with other things, and even Mingyue and Rob's bodies were forced to roll and crash in the cabin.
It seems that a century has passed, Rob was dizzy and dizzy, and felt that the bright moon on his body was so heavy, but he didn't dare to make a sound, and he didn't dare to move, lest he be accidentally discovered by someone outside, although he didn't know what kind of character the "Royal Highness the Prince" was, Rob knew intuitively that he was not easy to mess with, and it was best to hide as far as he could.
Finally, the wind outside stopped, and the previous female voice said again: "His Royal Highness the Prince, do you think it's okay now?" ”
"Hmph." didn't appear, Kong An felt slightly frustrated, as if he had charged out a heavy punch, but it hit the air, and the attack on the other party failed, but flashed his old waist, which made people see the joke, so he said coldly: "Boring, the people on the boat are rewarded to you today." ”
"Your Highness!" There was a faint excitement in the female voice, and it was believed that there would be a feast of demons on the flower boat soon.
However, there was no movement or sound of resistance, only the fluttering fairy music gradually drifted away, and the singing and dancing leveled out, like a fairyland on earth.
When it finally quieted down outside, Rob twisted his body and lifted Mingyue off his body, complaining, "Why do you keep pressing me?" So heavy. ”
Mingyue lazily spread her limbs and lay in the cabin, sighing with satisfaction: "It feels so comfortable in the water~"
"Comfortable with what?" Rob complained, "Dangling, and you're about to break my waist." ”
He wiped his waist with his backhand and said disgustedly: "Hey, slimy, a lot of sweat." ”
"Hey, hey." Mingyue smiled treacherously, thinking that it was worth the trip, that prince thought that killing a few people could force her out, it was really wrong.
"That prince was so terrible just now." Rob said with trepidation, "I don't know why we weren't found. ”
Obviously, they were riding in such a big willow leaf boat, and it was covered with a large petal in a strange shape, and it was a bit unreasonable to say that they didn't see it.
"Little spell." Mingyue reached out and took the clothes, a charm was attached, a small wind blew, the clothes dried quickly, and saw Rob looking at her with suspicious eyes, and said modestly: "It's really a small spell, as I said before, it's an enchantment, like a sleeve, but I set the enchantment on the petals, and put the petals on the boat." ”
"Who said that?!" Rob said angrily, "Why do you huddle with me naked when you can dry your clothes quickly?" ”
"yes, why?" Mingyue cheekily kicked the ball back to Rob again, this time Rob didn't forgive her so lightly, holding her tail and hiding in a corner of the cabin, Mingyue had no choice but to dry Rob's clothes and take them to help her put them on herself.
"It costs mana to use spells." Mingyue said casually, "You know that my body is not good, I can't use the charm continuously without taking a break, why are you angry?" As if I'm going to take advantage of you. ”
"......" Rob was speechless, thinking about it, he felt that there was nothing wrong with what Mingyue said, although he always felt weird, and asked uncertainly: "What you said is true?" ”
"Of course." Mingyue said seriously: "Otherwise, we sleep together every day, I have a chance to take advantage of you, why bother coming here?" ”
Mingyue secretly scolded herself: If you hadn't been motionless like a dead snake after lying down, I would have spent so much thought, and in the end I couldn't admit it, and I couldn't be responsible.
Rob sighed, having fully accepted Mingyue's explanation, and reached out to cooperate with Mingyue to put on her clothes, that strange snake tail always made her feel inferior, and she couldn't act like a normal person - this is obvious, how can anyone be emotional about this ugly tail? If it weren't for the snake tail, she would have thought that Mingyue was bullying her.
In this way, the two of them docked the boat in mutual suspicion and concealment, and Mingyue picked up Rob like a child and stepped on the shore.
Rob turned his head in Mingyue's arms and looked back, only to find that the willow leaf boat was only the size of a lotus petal, and under the lotus petals, mixed with many petals floating on the water, there was really no way to distinguish that under the petal was a willow leaf boat, or that it was simply a willow leaf under the petal.
Rob watched the willow leaf boat sink into the water as a charm, leaving only a lotus petal on the surface of the water and exclaiming, "What a high-level spell......"
"How can you say that?" Mingyue said disdainfully, "Spells are not classified as high or low, it just depends on how the caster uses them." ”
Mingyue slapped Rob with her hand, so frightened that Rob hugged her neck, and Mingyue smiled: "Just like you, if you put it outside, you are a weak chicken, either killed by someone, or eaten by monsters, you will definitely not live for a day, but who would have thought that you would not only not die by my side, but also save me many times." ”
It's strange to say that people are always humiliating others with words that humiliate them, as if everyone is the same, no one should look down on anyone, Mingyue hates others the most for saying that she is a weak chicken, and she inadvertently blurts out Rob.
As soon as Rob heard the nameless fire coming out, he twisted his waist and slid from Mingyue's arms to the ground, took out the small mirror in his arms and pretended to fix his hair, of course, it was still late, and he couldn't see his face clearly, just put on a fighting pose.
Rob replied unceremoniously: "Ha, I'm not a weak chicken, I have a flexible tail, I still have strength, I'm stronger than a weak chicken, yes, more, it~"
Without waiting for Mingyue to speak, Rob sincerely apologized: "Of course, I also have something inferior to a weak chicken, I can't, will, lay, eggs!" ”
"It's all said, I didn't lay that egg!" Mingyue was also angry, "No, I'm not a weak chicken, you use me as a weak chicken, you find someone else, you go to find your 18cm beautiful duck!" (Popular science: The duck's Ding Ding is really 18cm~)
"Hmph......" Rob was so angry that he raised his head and turned to leave, and after a few steps, he happened to collide with a person who looked like a child, and the boy seemed to be looking down for something, and his head was on Rob's stomach.
Rob groaned, clutching his stomach and bending over in pain.
Mingyue, who was puffing up, immediately ran over and grabbed Rob's arm to support her, and scolded Xiao Tong, "What are you doing? Look for death! ”
"I'm sorry, I'm sorry." The boy apologized again and again, sincerely afraid, "I was looking for my son-in-law, but somehow the person disappeared." ”
Mingyue said secretly: That may really be "dead". Lighting up the fire on his thumb to check Rob's injury, Rob saw that the other party was just a child, and he accidentally bumped into it, so he raised his head in pain and said, "It's okay......"
"Ghost, ghost!" The boy screamed suddenly, and fled with a stream of urine.