64. The deceased
In fact, Mingyue didn't know who SchrΓΆdinger was, just now she took advantage of touching Judge Ai's head and read a little of his memory, after all, it was just a few words, and most of them were obscure, I didn't know what it was at all, I guessed that it would be what Judge Ai cared about, and I really couldn't try it.
Seeing that the matter was perfectly resolved, Mingyue got up to leave, but Rob was still unhappy and insisted on the shopkeeper's apology.
"No, he must apologize! Is there a business that does this? Poor products, poor service, and unrepentance, you know that there is no way out?! Rob put on President Fan Yizheng's words.
The shopkeeper was not happy, "The food we cook is not delicious, why don't you have any left?" β
Pointing to the broken plate on the ground, "Yo, even the plate was eaten." β
Luo Bu rang, looked at the plate, and then looked at the hairless, and the hairless hurriedly shook his hand: "Don't look at me, I'm here." β
Rob looked at Mingyue again, Mingyue smiled, and quietly pointed at the nine-tailed tanuki spirit with his finger, the tanuki spirit didn't know it, and when he saw Rob looking at him, he immediately put on a smirk on his face.
Rob stared at the Nine-Tails for a while, and then quietly asked Mingyue, "Who is this person?" Why eat our food? β
The nine-tails, who were always forgotten by Rob, burst into tears.
The shopkeeper said impatiently: "Anyway, you are very satisfied with your food, and someone has helped you pay, please leave quickly, don't affect our business." β
The shopkeeper looked at Mingyue and the others as if they had no real skills, and inevitably put on the face of a snob, which made Rob even more angry.
"What kind of attitude do you have, do you want to bully customers with the big store?" Rob shouted.
Mingyue casually picked up the plate at hand and smashed it on the head of the shopkeeper, showing the prototype without a hair, jumped up and caught the plate and put it back on the table, sat next to Mingyue and wagged her tail into a tail flower, with a look of petting.
There is a frivolous stealing pleasure in the ghost.
Mingyue raised her hand to fight, but Rob found it funny and covered her mouth and snickered, so Mingyue slowed down her hand, grabbed her hairless ears and shook its head as punishment.
The shopkeeper looked so stupid as he saw Mao, and he was even more unceremonious, this store is famous, coming and going every day, bustling, all kinds of liars and scoundrels have seen a lot, this kind of daring to take Kong Xuan's name is scary for the first time, but Kong Xuan has been missing for more than 20 years, and she can't keep someone trying to bluff people by using her name.
"After all, you're poor!" The shopkeeper bared his teeth and pouted and said, "Hurry up and go, let's count us as bad luck, and we have poured eighteen lifetimes of mold to attract diners like you, hurry up, we will have to smoke the poor with incense when you leave." β
Why did Rob get so angry?! Angry, his face was red and white for a while, and he reached out and found a piece of gold in his clothes and slapped it on the table, "Take it, I'll pay ten times the money, and you will give me another table of exactly the same dishes, and I will watch you eat all these dishes!" β
Seven or eight times out of ten, the onlookers laughed, and even Judge Ai shook his head and smiled, as if Rob had done something incredibly stupid.
"Hah!" The shopkeeper took the handle, "Let's just say that you don't have any money, and you want to eat and drink in a ghost town with this kind of broken gold and silver in the yang world, why don't you take a piece of paper to heaven and ask Taishang Laojun to buy gold pills?!" β
Now Rob was even more angry, and his tears were about to fall from his grievances.
Mingyue hurriedly stretched out her hand and touched Rob's chest, and persuaded: "Don't be angry, don't be angry, if you have something to say, speak slowly." β
Wu Mao turned into a child, scratched his head and said, "Why don't I go back and burn some for you?" β
Now the people around laughed even more, the three realms have their own operating systems, currency, of course, are also specially minted by the official, the gold, silver and copper plates in the world, the fairy world is immortal coins, and the ghost city is ghost gold, and they can be exchanged for each other, but the standard for redeeming huΓ n is forcibly unified by the government, and it can only be exchanged from the official.
The paper money burned in the world can not be used directly in the ghost town, and the exchange rate is very low, a kilogram of paper money can also buy a bowl of Meng Po soup, the reason why the living people are keen to burn paper money, is the government of the world intentionally, used to stimulate economic development, if the money burned by the living can be used directly in the ghost town, the economy of the ghost town has long collapsed.
Poor Rob, I understand the principles of economics, but I don't really understand the specific national conditions of the Three Realms here, plus I drank a large cup of Meng Po soup on an empty stomach, so I made such a low-level mistake.
"Don't be afraid, isn't it just money?" Mingyue persuaded, "I'll look for it." β
Stretched out her hand to rummage through the Buddha beads, to be honest, Mingyue really has no ghost gold, she used to come to the ghost town to accompany her, and she ate and drank with her throughout the whole process, she didn't need to spend money, but she couldn't watch Rob lose face, although Rob was a little willful - but Mingyue wanted to spoil her, it was best to spoil her with a bad temper, and no one else could stand it except her.
Mingyue couldn't find the ghost gold, so she had to take out the things related to the ghost town and delay the time, and after a while, there were several messy things on the table, a few crumpled pieces of paper, an empty bottle, and a dirty broken ball.
The shopkeeper looked even more proud, his nose turned to the sky, his hands on his chest, and he looked at Mingyue and Rob contemptuously from the corner of his eye.
Judge Ai had the intention to play a round, but now the shopkeeper ignored him at all, and Judge Ai had to secretly wipe his sweat, thinking that if he couldn't do it, he would take Mingyue and the others away first, and then release them privately.
Rob saw that the paper was full of words, picked it up casually and asked, "What is this?" The words are so ugly, you wrote them? β
Mingyue was still struggling to find something that could be used as ghost gold, and replied casually: "I forgot about it, it seems to have something to do with the ghost town, you can just look at it." β
Rob flattened the paper, looked at it reluctantly for a while, frowned and asked, "What is this, it looks like a review book, did you write it when you were a child?" β
"Just kidding, when did I make a mistake?" Mingyue shook her head disdainfully.
"I'll come, I'm literate." Nine-Tails took the pieces of paper from Rob's hand and read aloud: "Lord Kong Xuan, I was wrong, I don't dare to let the Diting Beast listen to you casually......"
Who doesn't know that the Diting Beast is the pet of the King of Jizo, and he has to put it under his feet to sleep peacefully, not to mention that Kong Xuan is involved!
Everyone was in an uproar, and the shopkeeper was first shocked, and then sharply accused, "You are spreading rumors, how could the king of Jizo write this confession...... What kind of book is that?! β
Nine-tails turned directly to the last page and pointed to the shopkeeper, unfortunately, it is slightly different from the model on the signboard, this one is more regular, and there seems to be a little water on it.
"Huh!" The shopkeeper snatched the pages and shook them loudly, "Don't think I don't know anything, the plaque of our house was inscribed by the old man of Jizo himself!" You don't want to find a master to cheat and bluff me with some stuff?! β
The more he talked, the more angry he became, grabbed all the things on the table and threw them out of the window, this time Mingyue was also angry, if he hadn't wanted to make Rob happy, he would have taught these blinded minions a lesson.
Hairless watched the ball fly up, rolled the prototype and pounced on the ball, but he didn't expect a beast to be faster than it, roaring and running from a distance, crashing into countless lonely ghosts and ghosts along the way, and a vertical leap snatched the dirty wrecking ball from Hairless's mouth, and then turned around beautifully, standing on the windowsill and crying with joy.
Hairless ran back with her tail between her legs, Mingyue saw that the beast was happy, and beckoned: "Listen to the beast, come here, and see if the things on this paper were written by your master." β
The shopkeeper took those few pages of paper, and his heart was cool and cool, that is, he had rich experience in crisis public relations, and without waiting for the beast to turn around, he quickly stuffed the paper into his mouth like Xiao Er just now, swallowed it in two bites, and looked dead with a look on his face, "What paper?!" β
However, before the beast could reply, he ran away with the ball in his mouth, leaving a group of people waiting for the wind to be messy.
Mingyue spread her hands helplessly, "It's like this, it's shy." β
"It's a pity......" Rob said disappointedly, looking at the smooth and cute fur of the dog just now, I really wanted to touch it.
Mingyue actually chatted happily with Rob, which made the onlookers almost at a loss, only the shopkeeper was still stretching his neck to swallow the paper ball, everyone was embarrassed, the old woman who was selling Meng Po soup at the door just now rushed in, holding the empty bottle she had just thrown down and scolded: "Is it the one who doesn't have long eyes and dares to throw the old lady's things?" β
Everyone looked at the shopkeeper together, and the old woman rushed over in a few steps and raised the empty bottle under the shopkeeper's nose and scolded: "Don't you have long eyes?" It reads 'Meng Po Tang Ghost Calendar 2000 Limited Edition', do you see it? Do you see it? β
The old woman took the bottle and stabbed the shopkeeper's nose several times, and the shopkeeper had nothing to say - he was choked and could not speak.
The old woman snorted coldly and ignored him, turned her head to glance around, and asked, "Who got this bottle?" β
"It's my ......" Mingyue thought for a moment and changed her words: "...... Left by the ancestors. β
The old woman glanced at Mingyue seriously, sighed and said: "I think that back then, I talked and laughed with Kong Xuan, and I didn't see Tang Yanhuan for more than 20 years in a blink of an eye, and they all said that she had been reincarnated as a human, married and had children, and I don't know if it was true or not." β
"Hehe...... Mingyue stood up and bowed deeply to the old woman, and then pointed to Rob and introduced: "This is my wife." β
The old woman squinted her eyes and looked Rob up and down, frowned, and said, "It's okay, it's just a little fatter, do you want to change it, I know a lot of beautiful girls." β
Rob, who originally stood up to greet him, didn't know whether to cry or laugh, but finally saluted and said politely: "Mingyue is a dog, whoever has the ability will take it away." β
The old woman laughed, Mingyue also laughed, and pulled Luo Bu's hand and said, "Yes, I'm a dog, otherwise I wouldn't have fallen in love with her." β
Rob was embarrassed, and he couldn't imagine that Mingyue still hated the "** Chengjing" she just said.
Now the old woman laughed even more, shaking like a candle in the wind, her face was full of tears, it was easy to stop laughing, and said to Mingyue: "This girl is so interesting, she happens to be a couple with you, you will be good in the future." β
waved his hand to drive away the others, "Let's go, let's go, this meal is counted as my invitation to the deceased, you guys disperse." β
It turned out that this old woman was the owner of the restaurant, Meng Po, who got up early to divinate and met the deceased today, so she came out to sell Meng Po soup at the door, deceived the newcomers, and used it as entertainment.
Meng Po shook the empty bottle and sighed: "It's all drunk, I can't imagine that the demon king Kong Xuan, who everyone fears, also wants to forget jΓ¬." β
Mingyue was silent, and the others didn't dare to speak out.
Meng Po persuaded earnestly: "You are also a family person, don't take everything seriously, pretend to be deaf and dumb to last forever." β
Mingyue pursed her lips and twisted her head to the side.
"Young man......" Meng Po shook her head and put the bottle back in her arms, "You guys have something to do, I'll send you down." β
Mingyue said goodbye to Meng Po, and led everyone to follow Meng Po out of the restaurant, and was shocked, "Heavenly remnant?!" β
"Here it is." Meng Po stretched out her hand and fished out the head of the remnant of the sky from the soup pot and handed it to Wumao, "Put it somewhere else for fear that people will pick it up and sell it." β