Chapter 68 There is an important matter that must be sued to you

"Why do you keep following me, Deadpool?"

While swinging forward in the air with spider silk, Spider-Man couldn't help but turn around and ask Deadpool with a little annoyance: "You are fine now, you are not missing an arm or leg, and you are still unscathed, you don't need me to take you to the hospital anymore." Also, I have my own things to do now, so, can you please stop following me? ”

"No, no, no, it's clear that you want me to follow you! Let's be honest, the little fan who stole my uniform creativity, followed Uncle Deadpool so closely, did it make you secretly fast//out? Actually, this is understandable, after all, it is extremely normal for a great being like me to be admired and admired. ”

"Even, Wolverine, under the backdrop of my self-healing factor, looks like a hemophilia, do you know Wolverine? …… Oh, I don't know, that's right, he's not an important guy, insignificant, insignificant, nobody......"

"By the way, you're going to take me there? No matter where you go, my brother is very willing to give you this reward, for the sake of you being my fan. What do you think of the term 'spider follower'? Just like Batman has Robin and Captain America has Bucky, I can have a spider follower...... Wait, how did Batman come about, the people in DC don't mess around in Marvel, walk away from my head! ”

"I don't know what you're talking about."

Spider-Man shot out a spider silk, and at the same time, he covered his forehead with his other hand with a headache, and said very annoyedly: "But, no matter what you're talking about, please, please shut up!" I'm not a fan of yours, and I didn't copy your uniform idea, I've been wearing it that way for a long time...... I've already said 'no', I'm not going to let you follow me, I'm going to take care of my own business, it's bothering me that you're following me like this, and, with all due respect, you look like a pervert! ”

"Some people like to be hard-mouthed......" Deadpool said.

He looked at the readers who were reading the article and said in a deep voice: "If the author doesn't give me a spider to follow, I'll run naked in New York, now, immediately, right away, I'm serious." ”

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Professor Snape thought it was amazing, and he had thought that the Osbornese hereditary disease would be easy to solve.

In fact, most Muggles have no magic in their bodies, and their flesh/body cannot bear the magic factor contained in potions, so they usually have to be diluted a hundred times when used.

But in doing so, it will directly lead to the therapeutic effect, and it will also become weak.

But a few Muggles who are not wizards, such as the magical Hulk, are so strong that even if the earth explodes, he may still be unharmed, which directly leads to the fact that it works for wizards, and for Muggles that are overdosed on most potions, for him, it is like over-diluted boiled water.

Wizards take normal potions, but magical Hulks need to take concentrated potions.

It's funny.

Not long ago, Professor Snape completed a 'highly concentrated sobering agent to keep Hulk awake' in the UK.

But Dr. Banner was still a little unhappy with the potion's effects.

This stubborn doctor is determined to get rid of the Hulk from his body.

That's right, he really doesn't like to be seen as a monster, even if the Hulk form can stay awake, he still doesn't want to, he just wants to turn back into a normal human.

So, even Professor Snape accepted the task of 'inspecting Academy X' and went on a business trip to the United States.

Dr. Banner still didn't move.

He spends his time in Dean Slytherin's cellar, researching magical potions and trying to find a way to get rid of the Hulk once and for all.

But Professor Snape felt that this was impossible.

Although the doctor doesn't want to admit it, in fact, Hulk itself is also a part of his body, and killing Hulk is tantamount to killing himself.

Ignore this stubborn to paranoid doctor.

After coming to the United States, Professor Snape discovered that the Osborne family was also a novel research material that could be compared with the Hulk's physique.

If it is said that Hulk Hulk had to take concentrated potions that were several times higher than normal potions.

Well, the constitution of the Osborne family is what makes any potion unique.

Yes, they gave the potion a mutation effect.

This one is more interesting than the Hulk.

For example, the young master Harry Osborne, a day ago, Professor Snape poured him a potion with only a slight mental effect on a whim.

This potion is usually used by wizards to improve their concentration, concentrate their minds, and increase their learning efficiency when they finish their final studies.

But after the little master took it, the effect mutated into 'Stomach Digesting Tablets'.

Did he eat about seven meals that day, or eight meals?

(Peter was stupid in the cafeteria, he had never seen his little friend have such a good appetite.) So much so that in the end, under Harry's 'affectionate' gaze, he also offered to contribute half of his lunch to the other party. ）

Professor Snape lamented that 'why Osborne was all human, or he really wanted to catch one back to the cellar, which would have greatly contributed to the study of different kinds of potions.'

Well, Norman Osborne invited him, not to test all kinds of potions, but to solve the family's genetic disease.

Professor Snape reluctantly shifted his gaze back to the 'right path'.

However, this genetic disease is also challenging.

But Professor Snape argues that this is not a disease, but on the contrary, it is likely to be an atavistic phenomenon.

It is very likely that the ancestors of the Osborne family have the bloodline of an unknown magical creature, and once awakened, it will cause the flesh/body to be unable to support it, just like a Muggle taking a potion, and it will not be able to withstand that power at all, so that the body will gradually weaken, decay, and die under the overflow of this power.

So, when Osborne first studied the path of genetic medicine, trying to change his genes or something, he was completely on the wrong path.

But that study of self-healing factors or something is partially correct.

Professor Snape gave Norman Osborne a clearer path: try to accept the change, find a way for the body to accept the change, rather than reject the change brought about by the bloodline.

Not knowing what kind of magical creature it was, the professor had a hard time judging how to deal with it.

At the same time, due to the problems of the Osborne family's physique, the potions used must also be constantly tested to find the right one for them.

Very difficult, but challenging.

So, Professor Snape boiled the cauldron overnight, happily adding all sorts of strange potion ingredients, and waited for the next day to pour the freshly baked potion into the mouth of Big Osborne or Little Osborn......

What will be the effect this time? ’

The professor himself would never admit that deep down, he was actually full of expectations.

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"Oh my God, it's disgusting."

Spider-Man peeked out the window at the scene of the 'potion boiling' and couldn't help but sigh.

He couldn't help but whisper to himself, 'If this thing was for drinking, then I fully understand what was going on with Harry's vomiting from time to time.' But ......'

'But it doesn't seem like it's all messing around......

At this point, Peter can even swear by his mutated powerful eyesight.

Despite the disgusting nature of the potion materials, the corpses of unknown bugs and the like......

But this man in a black robe, dressed like a dark wizard from a fairy tale, had a serious expression on his face when facing the boiling cauldron.

His every move is full of a sense of artistic beauty, not a random pile of materials, just thrown directly into the pot to cook indiscriminately, but slowly, in order, carefully concocted, and finally in the simmering cauldron, slowly white smoke, exuding a strange aroma......

He looked serious, not very evil, and the liquids seemed to be really magical. Peter pondered.

However, before he could think about what to do, he saw a very familiar red figure suddenly appear in front of the black-robed gentleman who was seriously boiling potions.

"Hi man, are you cooking your nutritious dinner? Seriously, it looks like a pot of, or a malnourished green poop......"

"Wait, don't point your little stick at me, are you going to beat me? Wow, what is that, it actually glows, is it a new type of flashlight? Oh God......"

Deadpool looked at a small hole in the floor that had been pierced by the spell.

He held his face with both hands, turned his head in shock, and complained very girlishly: "Why, why are you so cruel? Are you going to make a hole in me? baby, it's really not necessary......"

He lifted his mask, used his disfigured face, and shamelessly threw a wink at the professor: "The hole in my body is enough to make you cool, dear!" ”

'How can there be a more disgusting existence in the world than Potter?' ’

Professor Snape, who can accept all kinds of strange potion materials, is also a little unable to hold on.

He wanted to give the other party an Arvada very strongly, and then, turning his head and throwing up.

Thankfully, Spider-Man prevented the tragedy from happening.

A white spider silk shot in from the window in time, instantly tying the red pervert into a cocoon.

Peter pulled the red pervert out of the room and carried it behind him.

He stood outside the window, slightly embarrassed with his hand to salute a Boy Scout, and said very politely, "I'm sorry, sir." Sorry to bother you. This guy, I'll take it first, you continue, keep going...... By the way, your pot is about to overflow? ”

Professor Snape subconsciously turned his head to look at his cauldron.

Spider-Man took the opportunity to shoot out the spider silk, carried the Deadpool cocoon, and quickly left Osborne's villa.

"When are you going to let me go, little spider? I know you love me, but I don't like it......"

Deadpool babbling behind his back.

"Stop talking nonsense, shut up! You're like a-stirring stick! ”

Spider-Man couldn't bear it anymore and said, "Also, from now on, hold all the toxic waste in your head, every syllable!" Shut up and let me think well. ”

"But I need a little bit of time to adjust."

"Shut up, shut up, shut up!"

"Don't yell at me, one last thing, I must sue you! It's very, very important to you, really, so important that if you don't know it, it can have very harsh, tragic consequences. ”

“……”

Spider-Man gave him a suspicious look.

"This thing is, my brother wants to go to the toilet! If you don't let go of me, I'm going to pee on your back. ”