Chapter 67: Please let me die without regrets

For the most part, Tony likes to bully Daniel.

Even when Daniel was forced by Sirius to become a Samoyed, he was still watching jokes on the sidelines.

However, after he had finished drinking a cup of coffee, he ran to the studio to readjust the program inside the armor, and after he had a non-nutritious dinner in the middle, it was time to go back to his bedroom and go to bed.

He was depressed and discovered a big problem that affected him very much, and it was intolerable: how did I sleep with a dog?

At this time, the white plush had automatically consciously wiped its four paws on a wet towel.

Then, nimbly jumped onto the bed and lay down on Daniel's blue pillow very naturally.

'It' was still lying on its back, biting the corner of the quilt and covering its little belly to prevent it from catching a cold, and patted its paws on the quilt very humanely, with an expression that was ready to sleep.

If a girl like the Red Witch or Natasha was probably going to die immediately by this stuffed girl.

However, Tony felt that 10,000 divine beasts trampled on his body and roared past......

He couldn't help but wonder: When did my bed partner go from a boba beauty who didn't have the same for 365 days, to a man of the same gender, who competed with him all day long, and finally, TMD became a dog?

He sat on the edge of the bed for about ten minutes, racking his brains to sort things out, and he was almost crying stupidly.

'What kind of medicine did I take wrong to be indifferent and gloat when my boyfriend turned into a dog?' ’

He immediately gave up his plan to sleep: "No, I have to go find the big black dog and turn you back." ”

Daniel glared at him with a smile (impatient): "Wang! ”

Jarvis, the ubiquitous and faithful artificial intelligence, has once again taken on the role of translator.

He said politely: "Sir, Mr. Black asked you, what illness did you commit in the middle of the night?" ”

Tony endured his anger and didn't want to be troubled by animal protection organizations for beating up small animals, so he tried his best to be patient and serious: "You have to change back, Daniel, you are human." ”

In this regard, Samoyed just tilted his head and had a mysterious smile on his face, "You TM is sick, why did TM go earlier".

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At the same time,

Worried about Harry, Spider-Man, who wore a red and blue mesh bodysuit overnight, was swinging easily between the tall buildings with spider silk, heading in the direction of Osborne's residence.

Then, with a keen sense of hearing, he suddenly heard the sound of a fight.

Adhering to the principle of 'the greater the ability, the greater the responsibility', he almost immediately used the spider silk to take the initiative to swing in the direction of the fight.

An acquaintance......

No, it doesn't count, it's just someone who has seen it once on a TV screen.

The man who wears a red bodysuit and carries two katana swords, claims to be Deadpool, and says he is a Spider-Man idol.

He shouted and shried through a group of men dressed in black who looked like gangsters.

Sometimes leaping into the air, sometimes spinning and turning back, the two katanas swung lightly in his hands, and the speed was only one afterimage, bringing up bursts of cold blade light, almost a one-sided slaughter!

And the reason why there is no winner so far is probably because the man in red is playing tricks on each other......

He used a knife to cut scars on this group of gangsters, but he always avoided the key points and played them around.

It wasn't until a few drops of blood splashed on Peter's hands that he suddenly woke up from his stunned eyes, but he didn't know who to help for a while.

"Uh...... Wait, wait! Don't fight! ”

Although he didn't know who to help, the kind-hearted Peter still felt: It's better to separate them quickly, and if they continue to fight like this, what if they accidentally kill someone?

"Don't fight, don't fight! Vandalizing public buildings, fighting along the streets, you should all be arrested at the police station. ”

Spider-Man shoots a bundle of spider silk and swings it quickly, righteously trying to stop the fight.

"Oops, It-samazing...... Look who's coming, my little fan! ”

The man in the red leotard suddenly lit up when he saw him.

He shouted loudly as he waved his katana casually, twisted his body quickly, and easily inserted the two katanas back behind his back, forgetting the group of gangsters behind him.

Then, he coughed solemnly, stretched out his hand, and greeted warmly: "Hi, arthropod boy, introduce yourself first...... I guess I don't need to introduce you to know that I am your great and powerful Deadpool......"

"Watch the back!"

Peter never expected that this guy would say that if he didn't fight, he wouldn't fight.

The gang of gangsters, the moment he turned his back, almost all swung their knives in his back......

Although Spider-Man's movements are fast, he can stop one and not the second!

After hearing only a few sounds that no one else could hear, but the sound of a knife inserting into his body was very clear in his ears, and the man in the red leotard was immediately thrust into a hedgehog in front of Peter.

"Oh my God!" Peter was almost stunned.

He hurriedly rushed over and tried to cover the bleeding wound with his hands: "Hold on, hold on, I'll take you to the hospital!" ”

The gang looked at each other for a moment, apparently not expecting the final attack to be so successful.

They stayed for a few seconds, then immediately dispersed and fled the scene.

At this time, Peter was busy helping Deadpool stop the bleeding, and he didn't care about stopping them.

"It's disgusting, I'm going to throw up, please, don't leave a scar, don't leave a scar......"

Deadpool looked at the dense blades on his chest, and after muttering for a while, he looked like he was about to faint.

He leaned his body into Spider-Man's arms and whispered weakly, "My dear little fan, I ...... I'm going to die, on such a sad, cold night...... Grandma was going to take me to heaven, and she would take me to a place where there was light, warmth, no cold, no hunger...... But, before I die, will you fulfill a small, humble wish of poor me......"

"No, you're not going to die, hold on!" Peter was still trying to pick him up and take him to the hospital.

However, Deadpool dragged the floor on both legs, dead or alive, and grabbed his hand: "No, no need to do it in vain...... Ahem, ahem. ”

He covered his mouth with his other hand, and after a violent cough, spread his hand out to Peter, revealing a puddle of red minced flesh in his palm: "Look! Boy, my internal organs are all shattered, and I can't help myself......"

Peter was going mad.

He didn't expect to watch people die in front of him: "Don't say it, don't say it, it's going to be fine, believe me, you won't die!" Believe me. ”

"Grant my heart's desire!" Deadpool clutched his hand tightly, "Please! ”

"Good, good!" Peter nervously shook his hand back and asked, "What do you want?" ”

"KISS, or give me a shot!"

Deadpool grabbed Peter's hand, clutching it tighter and tighter, as if shouting with all his strength.

Spider-Man was stunned.

Deadpool raised his other hand again and jerked his mask up, revealing a disfigured face that was pitted and comparable to the surface of the moon: "God, you see, despite my chivalrous deeds in uniform, who would love this man under the uniform!" ”

He said loudly and lyrically in a voice comparable to a singing opera: "I haven't kissed yet, I'm still a virgin, little fan, my little fan, quick, kiss me!" Kissme！ Let me have a peace after death...... Tongue/Kiss ...... Deep/Throat ...... Please...... Fulfill the dying wish of a poor man......"

"......" Peter's whole face was wooden.

He never dreamed that there would be such a strange wish, and he didn't know how to react for a while.

"Are you scared? Are you scared of my face? ”

Deadpool was still babbling lyrically, "I'm really sad if it scares you...... But I'm running out of time, and my blood is running out...... My body will eventually return to heaven, and my grandmother is waiting for me...... My eyes have darkened, my ears can no longer hear, and my heart is still longing for you to fulfill my last wishes...... Please, please, let me die...... No regrets!!! ”

In the process of expressing his feelings, Spider-Man has begun to try to pull his hand out of his hand, but it is unsuccessful, and Deadpool grabs it too hard.

He had to interrupt awkwardly and remind, "Mr. Deadpool, your bleeding seems to have stopped." ”

"Uh...... Stopped? Deadpool asked, looking up.

After Peter nodded speechlessly, he suddenly showed a stern thoughtful expression: "How can it stop?" Oh yes, I have a self-healing factor! I can't die! ”

"Hahaha, yes, I don't have to die!"

Deadpool jumped up, raised his hands and cheered, there was a bunch of knives stuck in his body like a hedgehog, the dense blades on his chest glittered in the moonlight, shiny, the handle behind him was a little long, and when he turned around, he almost hit Spider-Man's head.

However, he put his hands on his hips and happily twisted his ass in place and began to dance: "Awesome! Deadpool-sama is amazing! 10,000 times more powerful than Wolverine! Wait a minute, I'll rip this out of my liver, spleen, kidney, and I'll be a perfect, great Deadpool again hahaha! ”

Spider-Man: ......