22. Found the door
Chapter Twenty-Three: Someone Came to the Door Again
The current situation of Heavenly Court's incomparably decaying state is actually not as good as the fact that "Heavenly Court" itself is a magic weapon refined by the power of the Creation Realm, which shocks people's attention.
Even the so-called Heavenly Dao, merit, good fortune, and calamity in the entire world are operating according to the rules set by a certain power. The race closest to the Creation Realm Power was naturally the Terran race of the same origin as him, so the Heavenly Dao Law set was exceptionally favorable to human beings.
β¦β¦ However, the human race itself is a little sorry for this legacy, and finally mixed into the situation of heavenly anger and resentment. Therefore, it is not surprising that some people will promote the transformation of heaven and earth in the future and cause the collapse of the heavenly way, and even the Heavenly Emperor himself, who is disgusted with the filth of the world, also admits that the replacement of human cultivation by demon cultivation as the mainstream is the cycle of cause and effect.
In fact, there is no distinction between demon cultivation and human cultivation that is more righteous than the other, and Xiao Li's duties naturally do not include any orthodoxy of Kuangfu Taoism.
It's just that once the concept of 'demon' is mixed up, he has to take action, not to mention Du Ling, a shell monster who can't let go of his human identity, and hopes to save the tragedy.
It also caused them to be more cautious and worried after they came to the monster base camp.
Even being pointed at by the monsters around them who thought they were hidden, they had to pretend to be unaware and let it go.
Du Ling felt that Xiao Li was really a bit bitter to stay up like this, the master of the dignified generation of Heavenly Court - although he was basically a light pole commander - but he was (once) cultivated to the highest level of this realm's True Immortal Realm, but now he was going to be hidden by a group of little monsters whose ears and tails were not well hidden, and even the little monsters who were simply prototypes were almost criticized to their faces.
It seems that those big speakers not only spread the concept of "the current emperor raised a little parrot to play with = the one with the parrot is the emperor of heaven", but also didn't bother to help him hide this point in the seal of cultivation (approaching the unscrupulous program of superstition MD pits dead immortals). Although the matter of not being able to use mana will be exposed one day, and the wooden face himself is personable and does not care, but Du Ling just felt anger rising from his heart:
I think the law doesn't blame the public, anyway, the Emperor of Heaven can't find it if he hasn't cultivated now, right? I think even if I find a lot of people's immortals, I won't bother with you scumbags, right?
Sue you, bird, master, me, ke, remember, hate!
For example, if you are curious about the clichΓ© that the Heavenly Emperor's meat can increase in cultivation for a few years, it can be said that it is a goblin that is very small, what the hell are those little goblins who are dressed as little goblins? Little pear is such a kaolin flower with ice and snow temperament, how can it become a little white face and look like a chick?
How can a parrot be weak! Master Bird, I'm obviously handsome V587 to break the sky! And raising birds of prey is a violation of the law, is it good!
is still so good-eyed and dares to be called the emperor, it is not as cool as our Mo Venerable, this era is going to be evil and wild, but it is still very delicious to form a CP...... Du Ling rolled his eyes when he heard this, and his face was almost as black as a crow.
I really don't know how to appreciate!
But Mo XX sounds a little familiar, huh? Du Ling's eyes turned and turned his head, only to see another large banner on the wall that was even more red and bright:
Congratulations to Comrade Mo Weitian, executive deputy director of our bureau, for his promotion to the late stage of distraction!
β¦β¦ Oh, got itβ
It's really a world of declining people, and the demon heart is not ancient, hum, a group of sycophants!
It's a pity that the cultivation can't be used and can't be slapped in the face on the spot, Du Ling had no choice but to comfort himself with Ah Q: Next, it will be the turn of the young master to sell small medicines with the spiritual spring, and when the time comes, all of you who are not eye-opening will be blacklisted.
"Don't worry." Looking at Uncle Parrot's little chrysanthemum crown flicking around irritably, Xiao Li, who knew that he was having some bad idea, sighed invisibly.
Xiao Li closed the book, and his indifferent gaze seemed to inadvertently sweep towards the whispering demons, and suddenly the boring people were silent. Only then did he point his finger on Du Ling's somewhat blown neck hair, and gently soothed to soothe his feelings, "Heng and Zhi are inconsequential people, it's up to us, let's go." β
Sure enough, as his voice fell, the calling system in the hall sounded: "No. 1084, No. 1084 customers, please go to counter No. 7 to handle personal exchange business." β
It's still electronic.
It really feels like a bank in the human world, and it doesn't even bother to make a retro decoration style, which is said to be completely seamless with the human world, so that the Demon Authority can become a template for the contemporary living environment, so that every monster can adapt to the life of mortals.
After two hours of waiting for the sign and two minutes of work, a pack of dead yellow strips was replaced by a β‘β‘ of the National Bank of China and a stack of pink banknotes, which was still a new version of local tyrant gold.
"There are actually custom cards, and now they don't believe that they are not in collusion with the government." This goblin's financial institution can actually run a real national bank β‘β‘, and it is also drunk.
Because the space can't be used in front of everyone's eyes, so Du Ling just pretended to be curious and grabbed the card and looked back and forth, Huaxia Guoxing is not one of those private enterprises that flatters users, and the Guoxing, which has always had a cold temperament, is actually willing to print Yuan Shi Tianzun on the card, and the next line of the book "Explain the Authenticity of the Demon Management Bureau and the Special Customization of the Asset Management Committee" This line depicts the golden small seal (Xiao Li only knew after reading Du Ling)......
Tsk, want to cover up.
"In this way, I also vigorously publicized to the outside world to break superstition and love science, and human cultivation was fooled by them~" The bird master shook his head, if it wasn't for the seal, it was really a little itchy and wanted to post it for everyone to watch, and he was suddenly having a flash of inspiration: "Hey, do you think that the monsters here also made a contribution, just to let the human race not cultivate?" β
He felt that he was really witty like a swamp leaping fish, and he saw through it in an instant.
"I'll talk about it later." Xiao Li didn't answer his words, but reached out to poke his small brain, and somehow he took the silver card back with a twist of his finger and put it in his pocket.
"Don't make a fuss, I'll buy you whatever you want to eat on the way." The emperor who can coax children with a 0Β°C tone is a good nanny, and as soon as the words of this cold topic did not come out, several passers-by who should pass by, but pricked up their ears and wanted to listen to gossip, shrank their necks and dodged away.
Well, I forgot that he's a registered trademark now|||||
Realizing that he was a little forgetful again, Du Ling had to obediently shrink his neck and pretend to be a quail, but he endured it for a while and didn't hold back, and tried to suppress his voice and hummed aggrievedly: "...... Will I be able to pick out my own books for a while? β
"I'll flip, you can peck me if you want." Xiao Li thought about it and proposed such a solution.
Nodding listlessly, Du Ling was a little wilted, and he was too lazy to even ridicule the connotation of this sentence.
Pretending to be ignorant is really more difficult than pretending to be stupid completely, pretending to be a fool and pretending to be a child only needs to be open-faced, but pretending to be blind has to test acting skills. At least mortals won't think that this parrot must be a good spirit, but the monsters will think that this thing has only been a good spirit for a few months to actually read and break words, and there must be something wrong with being able to think about advanced topics of racial struggle.
- Blame the damn "Out of Superstition", for the sake of policy needs (...... Forget about the expedited broadcast, but still put some special annotated version in the encrypted channel of the monster, revealing the old bottom of himself and Xiao Li. Zhu Kaishan also said that this is for the explosion point, it would be better if you could be a mother again, a little love between the real fairy and the ignorant little demon in distress or something, the monsters love to see it~
Bird: ...... Phew!
But no matter how unhappy you are, you can only hold back, and now it's too late to change your words, so you can only climb the road you choose on your knees.
If you want to send a baby, the wronged baby is sad, the baby is bitter in the heart of the user 404, Du Ling, who is aggrieved to the house, is determined to go to the household registration to receive the relief money this time, and after buying the required learning materials, he will go to a deep mountain and old forest to retreat for a year and a half!
When he came out of the mountain again, the gossip on him and Xiao Li would definitely have subsided, and it would be no problem for him to show his intelligence at that time.
When anyone doubts how he can progress so fast, he can also rely on Xiao Li, and say that he has the Heavenly Court secret method empowerment, and others want to say that they have to sign a lifelong contract...... In short, how bold people are, how much can they lie, and after reading so many novels, this excuse is not enough to make up sorry for the high-V Golden Diamond account.
- Why did you think you didn't expect it in the first place, but now it's an afterthought.
In short, Du Ling has made up his mind, not to be moved by this extraordinarily fresh demon clan flower world, there is no major matter, he must first retreat to avoid the limelight!
However, things always pick such a time, pretend to come to the door inadvertently (manual bye-bye
The structure of the office building of the Demon Management Bureau is not like a fairy cave mansion, but a bit like the Rubik's Cube Building in a children's thriller horror animation that Du Ling saw when he was a child.
The peculiarity of each department inside seems to be only on the content of the small iron sign hanging outside the door (even the font is not fancy and uses the most basic black italics), but once you push the door open with demonic power and enter, there is a hole inside.
To put it simply, every doorway is a cave!
Xiao Li said that this was a special technique used to refine the Immortal Mansion in the past, which made renters like Du Ling, who were deeply affected by housing prices, yearn for it: Learn this trick well, Ma Ma will no longer worry that my savings in this life are not enough to buy a toilet! However, after listening to the refining materials, he withered, and this demon management bureau really has a special posture to show off his wealth.
However, this point is not explained to help this big dog advertisement, but to illustrate that the two (birds?). After walking through the business hall of the Capital Liquidation Committee and trying to avoid people's ears and chatting all the way, it was not the gate of the Demon Management Bureau, but the small security door with the sign of the Asset Liquidation Committee was pushed open and returned to the real corridor.
was directly blocked by Zhu Kaishan, who had been waiting for a long time.
Seeing this popular person and bird coming out, Director Zhu, who had a beer belly and fat head and big ears, greeted him with a smile on his face: "Xiao Xianchang, Du Xiaoyou, is the matter done?" β
As a bird with a fledgling mind, Du Ling shook his wings even if he said hello to the other party, and the Heavenly Emperor, who had always shown himself as a gentleman, simply bowed his head.
After discovering that they still had the bargaining chip of Pan Taoyuan Lingquan Space in their hands, both of them lost interest in wasting their cultivation time and participating in the recording of bluffing programs, so they naturally didn't have too much attitude towards Zhu Kaishan.
Although the decision was made by Du Ling, this pot that turned his face and didn't recognize people had to be carried by the Emperor of Heaven.
Looking at their posture, this old and sophisticated wild boar spirit still doesn't understand what it means? Anyway, people said to think about it at the beginning, and it's normal to be rejected now.
Anyway, he is not in a hurry, Song Lili's snake spirit awl face can still be eaten now, and the form of the show "Out of Superstition" is barely viable, and it is too late to change his face if he can't get mixed up, and now it is more important to build a good relationship: "First of all, I want to congratulate Du Xiaoyou on officially entering the Tao and becoming a goblin with status!" The psychic period is the real beginning stage of our generation's cultivation, and it is very important to lay a solid foundation for the future transformation of the tribulation. β
There was no need for Xiao Li to refuse, he first put on the attitude of a kind senior and pointed out, as if he had completely forgotten that he wanted to trick other demons into being mascots in his group not long ago.
"It just so happens that I have a book here that is very suitable for Du Xiaoyou, and it is also a good fate formed during the previous shooting, and the parents are willing to look at me Lao Zhu with their eyes~" Saying this with a smile, the old pig spirit took out a book-bound with colorful colors from his shoulder bag and handed it out very enthusiastically.
knew that he was taking the opportunity to show off his wide network and hint that he should not break off the relationship, but the bird master still made an ignorant appearance and only cared about looking at the book.
Take it and take a closer look, huh!
Title: "Pheasants Can Become Phoenixes - The Self-cultivation of the Feather Fairy", Author: Qi Fengyu
looks a bit like the favorite Guyan Gongdou novel of teens and twentie-year-old girls, the heroine on the cover is black hair and white skin, beautiful and incomparable, wearing a vulgar and elegant bright red Hanfu curl, and the rich and noble are abnormal, if you only look at this picture, it is indeed a bit of the momentum of Fengyi in the world.
However, pheasant essence ......#δΈη§η ΄η#
Even if you are afraid of blowing the cowhide and refuse to learn from the three demons of Xuanyuan who call themselves the essence of the nine-headed pheasant, you might as well change your scientific name to raise the grade, what the hell is the pheasant?! Du Ling felt that he still didn't have enough Taoism, and he didn't really understand the racial pride of your monsters.
He had no idea what would happen to the bookseller who helped the Bird Clan publish an inspirational autobiography and cleverly made such a marketing title for the sake of sales.
Have you ever heard of a story about the king of Tianliang in the publishing industry in T City? That's it.
Of course, an ordinary demon of Zhu Kaishan's level had no chance to get acquainted with the unlucky author whose real name was Qi Fengyu (male, the feathery pheasant must be a male), and he just wanted to actively watch the jokes of the deputy director who was in charge of the economy (work) and economy (posture) and work (deduction) (tax), so he easily carried back a box of recovered books from the third team of the mystery case next door.
Now that I met a little bird demon, I suddenly remembered that this thing was almost appropriate as a free gift: "Haha, don't look at the cover title is a bit pitiful, in fact, this book is quite like it." β
Seeing that Du Ling's attention was attracted, the expression of the difficult Heavenly Emperor seemed to have a tendency to ease, Zhu Kaishan laughed in a bold manner: "Although we don't cooperate for the time being, but meeting is fate, and the two of them don't have any acquaintances in the bureau, why don't you let my old Zhu be a host?" β
Nothing to be courteous or a thief? But you calculate me, I calculate you, and we are also lacking a breakthrough in understanding the current situation of monster survival.
Let's test the depth first! Du Ling pretended to be curious and looked down at the cover, and a sharp light flashed in his little black eyes, and he didn't wait for Xiao Li to refuse, he suddenly stood up and shouted happily:
"Eat, eat, eat! Lobster, sea cucumber, and big abalone are all for you! β
Then the innocent Uncle Parrot looked at the shy old pig spirit in his bag and sweated, and he only said that it was better to taste the special canteen Xiaozao of the Demon Management Bureau first, but he still refused to give up......
Du Ling sneered in his heart: In this case, we will go with you.
He wanted to see who would show his feet first after a meal.