Chapter XXIV Relevant Departments

There is at least one advantage of following Zhu Kaishan, that is, there is a familiar face with him, listening to his generous gossip and anecdotes, and then studying the institutional settings of the Demon Management Bureau, there will be no more embarrassment of Tubaozi entering the city to probe his brain and walking around.

For example, the "New Demon Guide" will tell you that 'Jindan Pavilion' is the only enterprise designated by the government to provide qualified elixirs, and the forging office is the only unit designated by the government to provide high-quality magic weapons, but it will not tell sù its superior authority, the 'Dan and Magic Weapon Management Office', and from time to time it will hold an internal discount market in the name of exchange meetings.

Those employee welfare products that have an internal purchase quota but can't be consumed by themselves, or bulk pills left over after a large number of samples from the production line for quality inspection, or a magic weapon that cannot flow out of the market because of small defects and can still be used to reinvent the furnace, and even other private refiners who want to do business and send samples to test the quality first, these things will be sold at a discount far below the market price, but only those who have a relationship within the Demon Control Bureau can enjoy it.

Du Ling was very interested in hearing this, regardless of whether Zhu Kaishan told them that this was for the purpose of casting a long line to catch big fish, but he was willing to say it at this time, and he and Xiao Li had to admit it.

After realizing the importance of an old driver leading the way, for the sake of Du Ling's future development, Xiao Li no longer held a cold shelf, and led Zhu Kaishan to say a few more words about what Du Ling might need to know.

The face of the Emperor of Heaven Zhu Kaishan had to be given, and even when he was stared at by those eyes, he shook out all the things that should be said and what should not be said as if he was pouring beans into a bamboo tube.

Du Ling could clearly understand his reluctance, and he often mentioned that this was actually unruly, probably because he wanted them to retreat.

In fact, Xiao Li, who is upright by nature, may not be willing to listen to these things that wander on the edge of the rules and dig into the corners of the public house, but he knows that the disaster is imminent, and Du Ling has to tolerate a certain amount of unscrupulous means if he wants to accumulate capital to save his life, so not only did he not avoid talking about it, but took the initiative to obtain information.

Du Ling, who knew what kind of character he was, was so moved that he was shaking in the crook of his arm and desperately remembering useful information if his intimacy with Xiao Li could be quantified it must be love PiuPiu rising. On the other hand, Zhu Kaishan, the leading party that really revealed useful information, quickly got rid of the experience of taking advantage of himself that he had explored for decades, and he didn't really gain much favorability.

Who made him be labeled as impure in the first place?

It can only be said that people's hearts are originally biased, and success or failure will be determined by the fine (face) joints......

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In order to visit the details of the bureau, one person and one bird did not choose the elevator under the leadership of Zhu Kaishan, but climbed the stairs one by one, and finally came to the food world on the top floor.

Sure enough, the people take food as the sky, and the monsters of Huaxia also implement the spirit of food, this place to eat is finally different from the ordinary business circle and full of fairy colors: it is obviously the top floor of an office building, but it looks like a prosperous and antique open-air street, with large and small shops and restaurants on both sides, and all kinds of hot aromas come to the face.

Xun Du Ling's stomach growled directly, he turned his head a little embarrassed and rubbed his mouth on his wings, and then continued to pretend to be okay to listen to Zhu Kaishan's vernacular.

At this time, Zhu Kaishan's topic finally turned back to himself, and began to talk about the unit where he and the entire "Out of Superstition" film crew worked: the Shemale Dispute Mediation Office.

The whole organization can be understood just by looking at the name.,It's specifically a department that deals with the impact of disputes between goblins and mortals.,There are three subordinate branches.,One is the Abnormal Event Interpretation Committee.,This is a place dedicated to big things.,What Edgeworth flight was seen to be filmed as a UFO.,What old cow spirit drank too much to create a crop circle.,These are all up to them to issue official explanations.,Yan zhòng has to wipe his ass to weaken the impact.。

Du Ling felt that the "World Mystery Record" and "Incredible Events" that he bought when he was young and ignorant might be the main writer working here...... He briefly considered whether to ask for an autograph, and then remembered that the book had been sold for scrap paper as early as when he left home.

Another parallel unit is called the Reward Audit Section, the work content of this place is closely related to karma, Lao Zhu looked at the face of the Lord of the Heavenly Court, and did not dare to mention it.

The last department is the emergency handling department mentioned earlier, which is the most trivial place for employees to deal with the situation, in Zhu Kaishan's words, everyone takes the salary of a small staff member, and the heart of the provincial ministry level.

For example, their film crew is needless to say, the film crew is just their new way of working in the new media era, and they used to be a pen in the streets, and the content of their work is to deceive the suspicious people and fool those mortals not to think too much.

In the bureau, people give nicknames: The brick family is called the beast squad.

And he, Zhu Kaishan, is also a captain, a small cadre at the deputy section level! But even those building cleaners followed him and called him Zhu Dafu, obviously doing his best in accordance with the benchmark law, you said that he was not wronged.

He said it pitifully, but Du Ling thought about the ghost virtue he filmed in that episode, and he really couldn't sympathize at all, and only remembered a standing ovation (.

Then he said out of order, the third brigade, which is in charge of mystery cases and goblin unconscious crimes, when it is determined that the monster who committed the crime is deliberate, or has a serious danger, it should be handed over to the law enforcement department to be dealt with by the colleagues of the law enforcement office, so this brigade seems to be a little bit less transparent.

"Those people are idle every day, but they get a salary from Lao Zhu, who has been slipped around three times every day, and it's really unfair for the demon to be born." Zhu Kaishan, who couldn't see anything fine from beginning to end, pretended to sigh, in fact, everyone could see that he was gloating over the marginalization of the level-level unit.

After all, there is no fieldwork, no oil and water, and no bonuses, who can eat the dead salary of civil servants?

Hypocrisy - although he has not been on duty for a day, it does not prevent the bird master who has a lot of experience in lying on the Cape Forum from secretly despising this thing with his eyes.

But on the surface, he, a little spiritual but not long after he has been enlightened, doesn't understand anything, and he has to be stupid and echo it: "I don't like to work, I like to eat, sleep and play games!" ”

One of the most annoying things about getting along with these monsters is that you can't completely shut up and pretend to be a chicken, so you have to learn to behave like the tabby and the gray magpie brothers, and walk straight up in the bear-child style.

"Hey! Sure enough, it's a confidant~ Lao Zhu, I appreciate your reckless demon. Zhu Kaishan felt that he had finally achieved half of the purpose of spending so much saliva, and he was very happy, and continued to lead them to the 'special dish restaurant that had already been set'.

"There are thousands of cups of wine for confidants, but Du Xiaoyou can't drink it now, so I can only introduce you to a fellow practitioner, everyone is happy, come and come, come to the place-"

He enthusiastically pointed to a kebab shop in front of him with a big reward brand, which can also be called a specialty restaurant, and Du Ling was also quite convinced by the thick skin of pig essence.

Cut it down and make pork skin jelly, it will definitely make a big pot of frozen hard and chewy.

Walking into the kebab shop, Du Ling and Xiao Li both regained their vigilance, the "confidant" who must be introduced to Du Ling is probably the focus of this time.

What kind of big man does Zhu Kaishan have to be so big for this old fritter to think so much?

Du Ling felt that his little heart was so nervous that he was fluttering, and his back feathers were reflexively erected, but he was very witty and turned his vigilance into a stomach that was too hungry and restless, so he simply flapped his wings and stretched his neck to urge Xiao Li to hurry up.

There are indeed not many neuropathies who will go to the store at noon, and I didn't see that the small words under the reward sign said that the lunch market was seven percent off and the night market was eight percent off, so after Du Ling probed his brain and looked in, he only found that there were people sitting at a table.

It's still a bit familiar.

After thinking about it for a long time, Du Ling didn't remember where he had seen such a man with pectoralis major and biceps who was more developed than the protagonist of the American comic, and the whole painting style was rough and tough.

If this person can appear here, it must be a monster who didn't run, Du Ling recalled that most of the male banshees he had seen so far seemed to be eight feet tall and full of spirit, and he was suddenly full of hope for his future transformation - not to mention anything else, at least improve his crippled height of 180 when he was a man!

The strong man who looked at the particularly fierce bandits with a little hanging out of the corner of his eyes also saw Du Ling and his party, raised his arm and waved his voice and greeted: "Old pig, here!" This TM is slow, you have gone to the cubs, huh? The latter two are your main actors this time, right? The little white face with the little white bird looks pretty good. ”

He said it very politely, but Zhu Kaishan still rolled over with a smile, and pointed to Du Ling, who was stunned by this hooligan aura, with great courtesy, and introduced them to:

"Come on, you're welcome, it's all your own people~ This is Wang Batian, the captain of our second emergency response team, Comrade Wang is more reckless and uninhibited, and please Xiao Xian Changhaihan. But he is the backbone elite of our unit! He and his brothers are the real face of the government, specializing in dealing with incidents that cannot be suppressed by the media alone, by the way, it is the legendary 'relevant department', I wonder if Xiao Xianchang has heard of it? ”

The hand is compared to the parrot's mouth, but it only talks to the fairy face, this pig also knows how to pinch soft persimmons? Secretly rubbing and writing down a note for him, squinting at the big menu posted on the wall, and was calculating how to slaughter this goods with a knife to be ruthless enough The bird master almost choked to death when he heard the last few words-

The relevant departments!

Xiao Shenxian, who is particularly deserved, doesn't understand this stalk, but he is definitely like thunder.

And when he heard the surname Wang, he remembered that this bandit face was not the avatar of the @ Lao Wang next door who ran to him and said that he was contaminated with demonic energy when he was playing with the scarf.

Thinking of the message the other party gave him before the account was suspended, he suddenly understood what was going on.

Although I don't know why Zhu Kaishan is so flattering to this peer colleague, Du Ling also has a little bit of a spectrum in his heart: it seems that he is not the purpose of the other party's coming to the door this time, the ivory necklace is.

But didn't this product already triumphantly say that it got a clue before? What kind of fuss is it to come up again and pretend not to know?

Du Ling had doubts in his heart, but he couldn't expose himself, so he could only pray that the Emperor of Heaven would pass the test with great enlightenment, and that he wouldn't collapse directly.

This not only has to make Comrade Zhu Kaishan believe that they don't know each other, but also to show that he has actually reached a tacit understanding with Comrade Wang Batian to pretend to be stupid together, and to make Lao Wang believe that the little brother who has been stinky and poor with him on the Internet is the Emperor of Heaven himself...... It's just too much of a test of acting skills.

The most important thing is that he can't open his mouth to remind Xiao Li, this is @ Lao Wang next door - ask for cultivation for the sake of soaring, ask for sound transmission into the ear, ask for electrocardiogram, how can you repair!

Du Ling's eyes were rolling, Zhu Kaishan had already introduced them here, and he smiled and played a round: "Hehe, Boss Wang, don't underestimate people, this young Xiao Immortal is a true immortal of the heavenly court who has gone down to the mortal world, and the true body of the god card of Emperor Haotian is my old pig who has been fortunate to worship it." ”

However, the five big and three rough bandit Wang Batian did not give him and the legendary Emperor of Heaven the prestige of face at all, and bared his teeth with joy: "You have to abide by the rules of heaven if you go down to the mortal world, old pig, don't bluff here, I just want to ask something, you still have to have a meal together, since you are so anxious to treat you and don't order food, I am hungry and I won't swallow you!" ”

He sat there and kicked Zhu Kaishan's extremely deterrent void, causing the solid wooden table to slam.

Turning his face to the "guest" and grinning, he couldn't hide the inherent style of the large beast at all:

"The two little brothers are also nervous, and I don't care who you are the real Kanye, as long as you give me an honest explanation, what is going on with that ivory necklace."

Maicao is so single-handed!?

The bird master was covered in white hair and sweat.

Now I can't even make up for it later and say that I didn't recognize it, I'm just a kind person to learn Lei Feng for a while, and this little thing is still endless!