Chapter 39: Wait, Who's This??

"Woo........."

My head hurts, my hands and feet hurt, and every bone in my body doesn't hurt.

Du Ling covered his brain and struggled to get up, but he fell back to the ground with soft hands and feet, and his eyes were black for a while.

Damn, it's no wonder that since ancient times, Taoist alchemy has been used to fool the emperor Lao Tzu, this blind thing to eat by yourself is simply joking with life!

He raised his hand and pressed his temple, swearing never to drink again in his life - at least not so drunk, what was that...... Ay?

Wait, hand?!!

With a pair of tear-filled eyes wide, Du Ling didn't care about mourning his aching muscles and his IQ washed away by alcohol, and hurriedly brought a pair of hands in front of him—a little too close and so black—well, it was indeed a pair of hands, white and tender with five distinct fingers, each of which could flex and swing flexibly, rather than a pair of furry wings or an iron-gray bird's claw with only two fingers in front and back.

Am I becoming human?

This is to become human again???

The surprise came too quickly, and Du Ling, who couldn't believe it, raised his head while touching his body to make sure, and wanted to find someone to verify.

At a glance, he saw Xiao Li, whose expression was blank, and a pair of phoenix eyes looked straight at him.

"Little pear, let's see, have I become a human-?!" He wanted to jump up and pounce, but he was still weak and limp, and the most important thing was that he hadn't walked like a human for a long time, so he lost his balance and stumbled his legs, and the whole person fell forward.

Seeing that he was about to fall into the mud, he was finally fished up at the last moment.

Holding Du Ling's whole person in his arms, Xiao Li's face, which had finally dispersed and was full of wine, began to dye crimson again.

He hugged his friend, who was even thinner and cuter than he imagined, and the most important thing was that he was naked without any clothing cover, and he didn't even know where his eyes were going to fall.

"Yes." He barely managed to squeeze out a hoarse, short syllable.

The humanoid Du Ling is a very beautiful young man, very similar to the image that Xiao Li has sketched in his mind based on the small picture on a certain ID card, but he is younger, probably influenced by the demon clan's body, and has a young and ignorant but faintly charming face: a pair of big black and white eyes are misty to reflect his figure, because the soft lips that are not red from the wine are exhaling hot air, almost sticking to his face.

Xiao Li knew that the focus of his attention was very problematic, he should avoid it, instead of keeping the private parts of his friends in his heart, but with just one glance, the picture lingered in his mind, not only did he see the other party's fair-skinned and beautiful even-boned body, round shoulders and slightly slender but slender and perfectly proportioned limbs, but even a voice kept tempting him to continue.

Xiao Li finally used his sword to slash the thunder and shatter the void's willpower, so he tilted his head slightly and fixed his gaze firmly on a certain void upward.

Du Ling, who was dizzy in his brain, but thought he was very logical and witty, refused to let him go, and in the posture of the whole person nesting in his arms, he grabbed the back of Xiao Li's head with both hands and pulled it down, and his mouth was particularly ruined The messy voice of the young man Qingyue screamed:

"Don't look up, isn't the master's figure so bad that you can't look at it? Hey, little pear, don't move, your lord is very empty now, and your eyes borrow me as a mirror to look at-"

At this time, Zhang Jing had just finished serving the cat master and planned to come back to steal some clean vegetables to fill his stomach, and he was bumping into this scene, and he was instantly stunned:

Rub rub rub - naked, beautiful boy took the initiative to throw himself into his arms and kiss the handsome and indifferent young man?!

This picture is so dirty that I can't see it, and I have to like it with both hands to show my innocence!

Do you want to continue to sit still, Master, you are really an immortal!

Then she covered her big face with only a pair of eyes, and quietly retreated, gesturing to a group of silly goblins who had eaten with round bellies: the wind was blowing and the scene was cleared quickly, leaving the place to the thin-skinned master.

I hope that the two elders must understand her painstaking words~

However, behind the figure of Zhang Jing dragging the cat and the bird to leave in a hurry, the □□ in her mind is strong, and the pair of beautiful people who are about to achieve good things through wine have not developed as imagined.

First of all, after holding Xiao Li's handsome face and looking at each other affectionately for a while, Du Ling did not kiss at all as the script arranged, but let out a miserable scream:

"I've got a big rub on the sissy face of this non-mainstream hairstyle, who is TM, !?" Do you really think that the face of the fairy is like water, and then he uses other people's eyes as a water mirror - his resolute, handsome, deep and manly face?!

Well, maybe it didn't have many lines and sharp outlines, and now this facial features do look a little bit like the shadow of his second middle school period, but it shouldn't be like this, with thin eyebrows, round eyes, and pointed chin, it looks like a minor who ran out of the second dimension, right?

And the face protein is red and different, why is it that even the hair is wiped white, and a few strands of yellow hair are bleached in the middle?? It's simply a non-mainstream style in the rebellious period, but fortunately, it looks soft and honest, and if it blows up, it will be able to become the leader of the Matt killing world.

As soon as Du Ling thought about it, he saw that the image reflected in Xiao Li's dark eyes had changed a little, and those few strands of tender yellow hair really stood up?

The tender yellow "chrysanthemum petals" shook in the wind, looking dull.

Damn, isn't this a monster???

Wait、It seems to be a youkai in the first place...... So the pit is here?!!

The surprise of the blind cat hitting the dead mouse and turning back into a person instantly turned into a fright, and the young heart was traumatized, and Du Ling, who finally realized that he was now a monster, fluttered again, and as a result, he pressed Xiao Li's chest and wanted to stand up, but his feet and neck were not strong, and he fell back to his original position again.

"Don't panic, you are forced to transform under the urging of the medicine, and it is normal that some body instincts are not easy to control," Xiao Li pressed his shoulder hard, his voice was slightly hoarse as if he was trying to suppress something, and tried to comfort him softly: "Calm down first." ”

After speaking, he twisted his head slightly, silently reciting the indecent disregard and began to pick up the button of the practice gown on his body, no matter what, he couldn't continue to let Du Ling be naked like this.

“………… Oh. ”

As soon as he stopped, Du Ling, who began to have a headache again, nodded a little dumbly, with Xiao Li's assurance, he finally relaxed a little, but his mind was still messed up, and he wanted to smile for himself for a long time, and for a while he was worried that this pain would be the sequelae of the pill that could not be cured.

Anyway, he finally recovered his appearance, Du Ling clenched his fists a few times and breathed a sigh of relief, feeling that he was almost out of alcohol control and regained his composure, before he carefully studied his body.

Tsk, this snow-white and snow-white body can't even find a pore, it's really a white-haired parrot, I wasn't this color back then...... Well, but the little brother under the crotch is still familiar with the formula, although it is not majestic enough, but at least the shape is good, especially when it is not a bird like Ding Ding for so long, it is really tearful to see each other, and it has been with it for so many years, if it is really changed, it is estimated that his god-like full-level left hand will not be able to agree.

Du Ling just looked at himself while running the train endlessly, and after smirking for a while, he began to look at his former owner from a new, human perspective, and found that he was unbuttoning his coat to put on himself, revealing his beautiful body that looked thin and undressed and wrapped in the thin fabric of his practice pants......

"Ah, little pear, you're reacting here." He said very calmly.

******

The humanoid Du Ling was very incomparably calm, and locked himself in his alchemy room.

He needs to be quiet.

cough,A certain immortal will also ○ up the impact of the picture and temporarily overwhelm the deepest part.,Let's sort out the various neglected problems since rebirth.,It's hard to find your normal human volume brain.,You must slowly break open and crumple those things one by one.。

I have also analyzed with Xiao Li before, the reason why he was able to be reborn is probably the struggle of the artifact fragment (Taoyuan Space) that is unwilling to be extinguished, but why did he turn into a parrot and not return to his body, this is a doubt, you must know that there is no coincidence in the way of heaven, is it really just an accident?

Xiao Li respected him and showed an attitude of reluctance to talk about it at that time and put the matter on hold for the time being, but at this time, Du Ling had to face this doubt.

Because of this 'unexpected' face obtained after an accidental transformation.

Du Ling solemnly put the information of the Transformation Pill that he had finally written into a sandalwood box, and then sat down in front of a large mirror and carefully studied his current appearance.

Although he was so drunk that he said that the face he saw in Xiao Li's eyes was a sissy and a little white face that he didn't know at all, he spoke with his conscience...... This is indeed barely his own face, the face of the human 'Du Ling' as a teenager, all the difference is only in the milky white skin that has been decolorized, especially magnifying the delicate baby face that he hated the most at the time.

There will even be a pair of sweet dimples when he laughs, so he pursed the corners of his mouth more tightly in the mirror.

When his parents were still alive, he used to be a seven-aunt and eight-aunt, and the neighbors liked to touch and pinch it, praising this child for being a really good-looking baby, but what was the use? What should be lost is still lost, and the people who are waiting for the interests to suck blood and eat meat will not be soft because you are cute, but will feel that this child is stupid to look at, and it is absolutely easy to bully.

Remembering that the only time he participated in the class reunion later, he received a flood of bad comments of 'It's a pity that he was disabled', Du Ling let out a disdainful snort.

What's the cruelty, cute and soft cute, is that a good word to describe a man? This is called masculinity, maturity and charm! The wild roughness that can only be possessed by moving bricks on the construction site for more than half a year!!

As for now......

…… Oh, he can be hard in front of such a face that hasn't been fattened, Xiao Li's guy is not even a parrot who doesn't let go of the pervert, a well-dressed beast with a capital letter!

The pure relationship between the two □□ who is not contaminated with the world, what kind of big-tailed wolf is pretending, heheda.

I hate this face that looks like a weak chicken, which reminds him of the most incompetent weak time, so Du Ling, who couldn't help but get angry, gave the emperor a bunch of big hats in one breath, as for whether it was a prerequisite that he had been rubbed naked for too long, which triggered a physiological reaction, he was naturally ignored by him who vowed to carry out the criticism to the end.

It took a while to criticize and write, and finally vented enough to be angry and smooth, Du Ling threw the stubble aside, and continued to ponder how he came to be like this:

He always thought that since he used this shell that Kanye paid him for his own crimes, if he succeeded in transforming himself, it should be a strange face (maybe a bird-like face), or born from his heart, it should also be a 100% MAN face in the mirror he was most familiar with in his previous life, right?

What the hell is it to give him such a weird little goblin now!

He doesn't think that his soul is really so well integrated with his body, so good that he can knead such a feminine and demonic "self". Du Ling knew very well how incongruous his human three souls and seven spirits were with the demon clan relics - otherwise, how could it be extremely difficult to invoke the aura every time, and the spells were even more ineffective, not to mention that the demon pill was wrapped in a layer of 'mist' that was in the way?

After thinking about it so much, but he couldn't find a suitable answer because he had too little knowledge, Du Ling could only first tag a #Suspected conspiracy# to see the after-effects, and concentrate on worrying about whether there was room for remedy - when he was a man, he could tan himself, and he couldn't eat enough and wear warm during the most bitter days, and he quickly became a rough man in his career of working and selling bodies...... But now, how can this pure-blooded true goblin be rectified?

He remembered that the transformation of the monster would reflect its essence, and the wind (coquettishness) and emotion (qi) that the corners of his eyes and eyebrows could not erase......

MD must be Kanye's bird's dregs pot!

Du Ling easily pushed the temperament problem to the former owner of the body that had been shattered by the thunderbolt, along with all his previous intellectual disability behavior.

Do things without thinking about the future? Poor mouth and cheap temperament?? The inexplicable trust in the Heavenly Emperor set by Xiao Li's end point Cultivation Immortal Flow villain reserve, the space hole cards and the disc are not brainy???

All of this must have been caused by the fact that when he was a parrot, his brain was only the size of a chestnut, so don't blame him!

As long as he continues to enjoy the benefits of being a simple-minded man (←_←

I did a certain amount of reflection on the style of acting some time ago (?). But Du Ling, who resolutely did not intend to repent, shrugged his shoulders, looked at himself in the mirror and rolled his eyes: It's really not okay to wait for the baby to re-quench his body again to change his appearance, anyway, at least he can't keep this barely 1.7 meters tall for the New Year, right?

But it seems that the catastrophe also needs to be escorted by a "gentleman" who has changed his mind in silence, and that guy is both a bird lover and a child lover, will he do anything about it?

Today, the bird, who also has a big brain, pretended to touch the beard that didn't have zài, and saw the disobedient little yellow hair on his head from the mirror, and secretly raised it and shook it, and hurriedly rolled his eyes and pressed it.

In fact, instead of thinking about the origin of the face and the meaning behind the entire rebirth, the top priority now is the demon pill that seems to melt into the limbs. Du Ling could vaguely feel that it was actually still there, but the spiritual power accumulated for a long time was stimulated by medicinal properties and used to catalyze the form change, as if it had "disappeared", and the meridians were also very dry.

Du Ling suddenly clenched his fist and slammed it against the wall - his hand hurt, but the wall was fine.

It's good, even the strange power is temporarily gone.

He had a vague feeling that when all this demonic power was consumed, he would turn back into a parrot again. As for whether he can cultivate in the humanoid state, according to the orthodox exercises of the Ling Tian Sect, if he draws qi into the body to run Zhou Tian, it is still unknown whether there will be an "extra" set of dantian qi in the style of human cultivation.

Does this count as a transformation from a refined bird back to a mortal?

Oh no, I also left him some aura scum to continue ordering a talisman or something.

Du Ling hooked the corners of his mouth self-deprecatingly, pinched the soft flesh on his arm, and now he wanted to use the power of his previous life to kill the tenth-level wild ball fist, and sure enough, that strange power came from genuine demon power.

Not only himself, but the last days when monsters are rampant are the last days when monsters go crazy, so the so-called "mutants" and "evolved races" in the previous life may also be ...... Do the humans who devour the Demon Pill alive to improve their own strength really still maintain a pure human component?

Even after the last thunderbolt came down, I was still ...... Du Lingsheng shuddered, feeling that sometimes he was still a happy stupid bird who was not distracted, and he was less subtle.

It was only with this memory that he finally remembered the cruelty of the end that had only been a mechanical emphasis since his rebirth, but had gradually faded away. I think that no matter what the truth is, the important thing is to increase the strength - no matter how bad the algorithm is, and the cultivation is imminent, being a "stranger" is always more powerful than ordinary people to protect themselves, but I don't know how long it will take to enrich the inner mansion before it is possible to afford the consumption of being a human being?

Or refine a small blue medicine that can replenish cultivation? Du Ling repeatedly considered the skill points he had in Xiuzhen, and secretly planned.

Although he was open-minded and optimistic before, it was all from Ah Q, and he drew a lower limit for himself, and he could feel happy if he could live above the level.

But if there is a real chance to change, who can be a human being, who really wants to be a bird with insufficient brain capacity all the time.

Du Ling, who can pick up a pen and write and eat with chopsticks again, is very nostalgic for this feeling, although he is still a little unaccustomed to opening his arms and it is impossible to rise to the wind, he will only be scolded as a fool, but there are always trade-offs in life.

Maybe one day he'll be able to switch freely.

Of course, to verify the various problems of the Transformation Pill, you can't be stupid and bold to use yourself as an experiment, anyway, it has been determined that the Pill is non-toxic and eats the undead demon, so it is time for those little brothers who eat and don't work to shine.

Taking out a jade-colored porcelain bottle from the space, pouring out a few golden and restrained illusion pills to take a look, Du Ling showed a slightly painful expression on his face.

Hey, this first furnace is in good condition, of course, the materials are good, and I'm really a little reluctant, and I don't necessarily have enough, why don't you buy some medicinal materials and refine them again?

After pondering for a while, Du Ling felt that it was boring to pick and search like this, so he put the medicine bottle back away, and ordered himself not to waste any more time, and to face another important problem quickly.

-- How to deal with the relationship with Xiao Li.

This Du Ling is really a bit of a headache, no matter how he jokes, he actually understands very well that in order to borrow the aura, whether he kissed the parrot's beak, or whether he was reactive by his brain to alcohol, Xiao Li himself didn't mean that.

No matter how cold that fool looks on the outside, he is also a pure ravine boy in his bones, and he probably doesn't even understand what men and men are.

…… Du Ling recalled the rare panic and embarrassment of the fairy face at that time, the face of the ice and snow melting like a spring peach, and the ridiculous back of the last word and running away, he couldn't help laughing.

Of course, he knew that Xiao Li was completely unconscious.

But I can also feel that the other party probably has the most basic good impression of himself, but unfortunately this good feeling is too vague, so that Du Ling can't be sure whether it points to his own essence or a warm pet that can relieve the other party's emptiness.

And the further terrible realization is that he himself has really fallen into it.

When I was a bird, I wanted to take advantage of the serious "double cultivation" to take advantage of the trend to be a little improper, at least to firmly grasp the object that Xiao Li could trust to his back with confidence, but it was also after recovering his body and recovering the real seven emotions and six desires by the way, Du Ling clearly realized that he was helpless: whether it was kissing or finding the other party's reaction, he didn't feel disgusted, and even a little bit of a faint pride that dragged the innocent male god into the water.

That's kind of bad.

Although he has always felt that Xiao Li is a good person, decent and gentle and considerate, and has the attributes of a retro-style confession little angel, it is best to walk with his best friend brother in his life, but really want to fall in love with each other?

Let's not talk about whether the straight and straight Emperor Xià will be an unconscious deep cabinet like himself, let's just say that the love thing itself feels unreliable...... For example, now, there is a Heavenly Court with an unclear position, an unfathomable Heavenly Dao, and the end of the world that I don't know if I can't go back, so many malicious people in the world are ready to make a fool of people at any time, but I am always entangled in emotional problems when I go around.

Du Ling held his forehead, feeling that he really needed to be quiet.

At this time, there were a few hesitant knocks outside the door,