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Chapter Thirty-Eight: Wine Strengthens the Bird's Gall
can afford to hold a sword and a kitchen knife, as soon as Chef Xiao makes a move, the fresh fragrance makes everyone (demons) salivate.
Being surrounded by a group of hungry ghosts, Du Ling, who was the only one who could decide everyone's lunch menu, thought about it after reporting a long list of dish names, and finally felt that it was better to eat hot pot, so Xiao Li only needed to cut a dish to adjust the taste, and he could use the real fire to boil the soup base, otherwise he would let the Emperor Supreme Fire burn a lot of dishes as soon as he came out of the customs, and he was really a little careful.
But he wouldn't say this, at that time, Du Ling shook his hair and pretended to be fair: "You must eat hot pot for the autumn fat, and if you stir-fry vegetables, you can't even put onions, ginger and garlic in a pot for the sake of tabby and Ya Gonggong, it's better to take a mandarin duck pot out and everyone eat their own." ”
"Meow??" Why threw the pot at us?!
Isn't the biggest advantage of becoming a sperm that you can eat any mess! Let your family make a scallion fried mutton--hmm,
The tabby who wanted to protest was quickly covered by Zhang Jing's eyes, and was dragged to the back by his father-in-law Ya with his tail in his mouth and then educated: You can't be a cat like this, the more you live, the more stupid you are, the elders of the division secretly rubbed and showed that you love you and what are you!
"Okay." Without even looking at the exaggerated performance of the 'apprentices', Xiao Li maintained that cold and peerless fairy face, as if he was not facing the stove but the heavenly official music.
Although it was not difficult for a sword cultivator like him to cut the meat as thin as a cicada's wings or to make the melons, fruits and vegetables neatly shaped, this state of wasting time seemingly indulging in trivial matters was an experience that could bring insight in Xiao Li's view.
It's not blindly following Master's orders, or acting according to the rules and regulations, although it is only a very trivial matter at present, but this is a rare thing that he wants to accomplish on his own initiative, in order to meet someone's expectations and make the other person happy.
Before, he was willing to take care of Du Ling, guide him, help him clean up the aftermath, and fight hand in hand with him to get involved in the demon clan disputes, not all because such behavior was "correct" or "necessary", but only because he was willing to do so.
The retreat failed to get back the blocked cultivation, but it allowed Xiao Li to clear a little fog after some inner torture.
The Heavenly Dao may be absolutely neutral, impartial, and cold, but he, the Heavenly Emperor, cannot do so.
His eyes gently glanced at the little parrot lying on the edge of the board, his eyes were shining, and the corners of his straight lips were almost undetectably slightly hooked: The dishes mentioned by the millennium will be slowly made for him to eat in the future.
Xiao Li thought as he picked out the spices and side dishes needed to make the bone broth base, and he didn't feel that there was anything wrong with standing on the stove in the kitchen, refining his heart while cooking.
If Du Ling can know that this fairy-faced face is full of Qinghua, and boiling a hot pot soup base is like refining some elixir (and his alchemy is also like boiling porridge!). What is the Emperor of Heaven thinking, the banned out-of-fashion Internet celebrity may find Wu Yanzu in South America to spit out: My family is currently too big an immortal, and every mortal heart can be explained lofty, how can I break it if the grid is too high to keep up with the rhythm?
This show of affection is sometimes quite difficult to answer.
Without further ado, let's get back to hot pot (no.
When there are many people, it is a wise choice to choose hot pot, which is not only convenient to choose your own appetite, but also convenient to whisper.
Don't look at it as a whole sect dinner, those little demons don't know anything about respecting their elders, let alone paying attention to table manners: the three brothers of the gray magpie are not afraid of cannibalism at all and fight over a plate of chicken breasts, the goose and the pigeon are vegetarian birds nibbling on the cob and reminiscing about the bittersweet feelings, and the crows are more fond of all kinds of meat and sweet potatoes...... The grabs are also flying, but fortunately, they have a separate pot over there, and the claws are not afraid of being hot, so they can fish them casually, and after eating and playing, the pork bone soup will come out of the smell of stewed chicken feet.
And Zhang Jing, as a normal Xiuzhen woman, was still sitting at the dining table, but her master and daughter-in-law strongly demanded shabu-shabu meat slices, and they had to give up watching the gossip to serve meow.
A nest of small animals with an immovable nature can't be controlled at all, so in the end, only Xiao Li and Du Ling are still in their original positions on the table, alone next to each other.
…… In fact, it feels very good, Du Ling took a bite of Xiao Lijia's belly, the crisp and delicious heat was just right, and he suddenly felt that his tired body and mind were greatly soothed.
The descendants of Huaxia have to rely on chopsticks to eat, and people like him have to rely on people to serve, Du Ling sighed a little melancholy while signaling the senior brother who had a tacit understanding with his eyes to catch some little fat sheep.
It's hard to make the sea water, and he really can't do anything to stretch his paws into the bubbling hot pot soup - he can't do it if he's not afraid of being hot, it's too bad!
But Xiao Li didn't understand his heart, and he praised it with satisfaction: "It's very lively." It seems that after he talked about his master's past, Du Ling didn't let his ears be too pure outside of his cultivation, and he no longer felt the kind of loneliness that he was most familiar with......
Is this probably also a form of thoughtfulness?
Can this be called hilarious? This is simply demonic!
Du Ling rolled his eyes when he was incarnated by Truth, Kindness and Beauty, and watched Xiao Li pick up the pink, white, and tender slices of meat, but he didn't put them directly into the sesame sauce dish in front of him, so he had to dry them in one more move...... When you take care of kindergarten children, you like to eat hot, and you are not at high risk of esophageal cancer.
He raised one foot again and looked down to see that he was nimble among birds, but he could never move the paws of his chopsticks, and he let out a sigh of indignation.
Thinking that he was empty, lonely and cold during the days of Xiao Li's retreat, he couldn't divert his attention from the magic weapon refining, and he was even more upset when he faintly realized that he didn't want to face the little bit of caution.
This is not a problem for you to be as square as the flower of the jade kaolin, I am a poor man in a low house, and the species are different......
"Oh, don't toss, come on, let's drink!" I know that I am trying to transform again. Even more irritable about how to get along with each other after transformation, Du Ling shook his head and shook his head full of cranky thoughts, took out a bottle of gold medal Wuliangye from the space and threw it on the table.
"Come on, fill the little pears! Let's have a toast - this was only for the emperor in the past, and you must have never drunk it from a poor mountain ravine like you. "What about the internal special supply of the army X, it's not that a little person like him can't get it in the last days, even if he got it in his last life, he has always hidden his intention to go to the relationship, and he is not willing to touch it.
But the essence of bragging is that you can't expose your shortcomings.
"Mellow and fragrant, luscious in the mouth, make you hot and comfortable to the bottom of your heart, and from then on, you will be fluttering!" A drunk relieves a thousand sorrows.
Don't drink for nothing, don't drink for nothing, don't get drunk for nothing, toss until now I can't even eat a hot pot by myself, you say that you save so many good things and have an egg to use...... Du Ling tilted his little head to see Xiao Li's sitting posture and elegant movements, pouring wine, and felt that the industrially pressed glass bottles were more ethereal and fairy. Looking at the viscous transparent liquor slowly flowing down the glass wall, where is this still wine, it is definitely the elixir and jade liquid has not run away. The parrot couldn't help swallowing, and the depression in his chest also dispersed a little.
To be honest, it really hurts to be a big living person and become a bird.
The only lucky thing these days is that he met a really good brother who drank and played with this bottle of wine with him, and he didn't feel distressed at all.
Yes, brother--he stared at Xiao Li's clear jade side face with a pair of bird's eyes that were not drunk, and thought with an oath.
When he transforms into a human form, he can't continue to pretend to be crazy and stupid, and when the time comes, it's the most suitable to be a brother and a close friend, and it's not embarrassing, as for Taoist couples or something...... Ha.
He stretched out his paw and pressed his glass of wine and shouted, "! ”
“…… cough cough, "Master Xiao, who has never been exposed to any alcohol other than bruising and bruising medicine, obediently took a sip of the whole glass of pure brew in order to comfort his best friend's depressed feelings, and then ......
Choked so much that tears came out, and he was laughed at by a parrot, Xiao Li's face didn't know if it was alcohol or coughing too hard, in short, it instantly became red.
But a fairy is a fairy, even if you choke on wine, you can only see that the color is not a wolf.
"Oh, you don't have experience in jì little pear, so you can taste it a little bit," Du Lingmei, who had successfully completed the person, shook his head and put it in hindsight, not knowing what his conscience was: "But you still have to practice, if you are a man, you have to drink like me~"
With that, he opened his mouth and took a sip of the glass, and the wine turned into a crystal stream of water and he sipped it in.
Hehe, when he saw Xiaoao Jianghu, he could envy Ling Hu Chong's move, although he didn't have the opportunity to practice martial arts, but being a monster can be perfectly imitated by instinct alone~ The bird master burped, feeling that his dazzling skills were extremely popular.
"Speaking of wine, I'm also going to use the water of Taoyuan Lingquan to make some fruit wine to try, just bury it under the beads and bamboo forests in the back mountain, and when my brother and I turn into a human form, we~we will get up and do it!" He didn't notice that he was already a little big when he spoke, and although his face couldn't be seen red through the layers of feathers, his eyes were already flashing with water, and his vision was in a trance.
"Come on, come on, drink wine and eat meat-" Just as Yu Guang saw the beef balls swelling one by one on the edge of the pot, Du Ling stretched out his hand as if to fish.
Xiao Li fished back Du Ling, who almost jumped down to take a bath, and simply circled Shun Mao in front of him to appease.
It's drunk.
Also, such a small body is so drunk, it's strange not to get drunk, I'm afraid that I just want to get drunk.
Thinking about it from another perspective, from a human being to a bird that can't perform a lot of actions, Du Ling's accumulated boredom can be imagined, and being able to be optimistic all the time also makes Xiao Li extremely admired, but obviously at this moment, with alcohol as a cover-up, the depression is really unbearable.
Unable to think of how to reassure him, Xiao Li frowned slightly, and asked what Du Ling was studying with great interest before the retreat: "How is the attempt at the Transformation Pill?" ”
Because I don't know when the demon pill in Du Ling's body will be completely repaired, and even if it is repaired, I don't know if the Heavenly Dao will investigate the hidden danger of the failure of the "Kanye" tribulation, what if you have to cross the tribulation again and be struck by lightning before you can become an adult?
Therefore, Xiao Li once built yì before he cultivated to the ground, don't rashly try to cross the transformation of the heavenly tribulation, you must know that the way of heaven has always been merciless to monsters, and it is really difficult to be safe and sound without the magic weapon to carry thunder and no one to protect the law.
Du Ling, who was very sorry for his life, also agreed with this, so he retreated to another way, thinking about making a pill that could help the monster transform into a bad level - since Daomen was able to make a prototype of the demon demon manifestation back then, why couldn't he do the opposite?
In Du Ling's words, if such a genius idea can succeed, at least half of the little demons in the entire demon world will have to kneel down and call their father, and from then on, they will have money, money, power, and power to easily go to the peak of life.
…… The premise is that it can be successful.
The ideal is very plump, the reality is very skinny, and Du Ling, who firmly believes that the human form is his prototype, was quiet for a short time when he heard the words, and after a while, he suddenly slumped: "It's not that I didn't get it, but I didn't dare to use it if I refined it......"
After another sip of wine, Du Ling shook his head, not knowing which of the two Xiao Li in front of him should speak: "You said that you want to find a bigger monster to try the medicine, why is it so difficult, you said it well...... The old forest has goblins, but there are no more demons in the city or the city. "It's a little unkind to test the medicine with the little brothers, and I used this parrot body to usher in the sun of a new day......
"But I'll tell you, little pear, it's eighteen today...... It has been stable for a long time, and this time the pill is good-looking, and the golden one is very greasy at a glance, don't believe me, I'll show it to you......" The parrot, whose tongue can't bend, pecked hard at his left wing, and he didn't know what he was looking for.
"You're drunk-" Seeing that he was about to take off his feathers, Xiao Li hurriedly reached out to stop it, but he didn't expect that Du Ling's mind turned again, remembering how to drive the space to spit out the things he wanted.
"Bite a bad look - Goo Dong~" Du Ling, who was holding a shiny thing and raising his head to offer treasures, was bumping into Du Ling's hand and trying to straighten it, but as soon as he touched and pushed, the round pill rolled down his throat into the stomach pouch.
Both of them were stunned.
Xiao Li, who has always been calm and self-controlled, really couldn't calm down this time, and his hands were carefully protected on both sides of the little parrot's body, and his eyes stared at him for a moment: "...... What do you think? ”
However, Du Ling, who is still controlled by alcohol and has most of his brain cells, has the demeanor of a general, anyway, he stretches out his head and shrinks his head with a knife, and he always has to pay a price if he wants to become a human form, and it is safer to eat a little bit of three no products than to find a Dao Tianlei and a split...... Well, it's probably safe and non-toxic, and you don't get sick after eating.
He tilted his head and blinked his moist little black eyes, and felt it very seriously, and felt that it was nothing: "It doesn't seem to be reacting......
However, the flag could not stand randomly, and before his words fell, a terrifying burning sensation suddenly erupted in his abdomen. The fiery feeling spread all the way to the dantian, burning Du Ling's whole bird began to convulse, and it hurt so much that it even screamed