"Do you want to me? ――SH”

"Oh, when I didn't say it. ――SH”

"Sex doesn't bother me. ――SH”

After Sherlock's first text message, Erin patronized the ups and downs of the romance and didn't have time to reply to him, and Sherlock's remaining two text messages came almost immediately after.

Erin had mixed feelings for a while.

What's even more unfortunate is that Ai Ye also saw it, his attitude was very strange, he didn't go out of his way or speak, and seemed to be in deep thought.

Aiye's strange attitude diverted Erin's attention from the explosive text messages from her boyfriend, and Erin stared at Aiye's every move, realizing that his flying sword had not yet flown to Baker Street, but it had not yet fully relaxed.

At this time, Sherlock's text message came again, "Talking to your dad?" ――SH”

Erin was about to reply to the text message, but Ai Ye said faintly: "Linlin, I still have the water of the Zimu River." Also, do you know that Xia Yuhe was pregnant with a child named Xia Yuwei after Cheng Enlu after the rain? Eighteen years later, Xia Yu Lotus Dog brought it. I don't really hint at anything, absolutely nothing. ”

Erin: "...... Daddy, trust me, if you give Sherlock a drink of the water from the Mother River, I think his reaction is most likely to be to treat it as a puzzle, and he loves it. "It's just that even Erin can't imagine it.

Ai Ye was stunned.

Erin put her phone in her pocket, stepped forward and put her arm around her father's shoulder, rubbing his shoulder like she had done when she was a child: "Daddy, I haven't told you in detail about what happened to me in Silent Hill, I met Alesa before she was purified. She is ostracized at every turn, and Daria, who is supposed to be her protector, has asked Alesa to protect her in turn. It reminds me of when I was a kid—"

Erin's yin and yang eyes are natural, and when she doesn't know how to distinguish between humans and non-humans, she becomes an outlier in the eyes of people, and their attitudes are contagious to their children, they giggle and throw stones at her, and their innocent and unintentional words and actions hurt even more. Erin didn't remember what Ai Ye had done at that time, and they would move the next day, and they would live in a small mountain village with beautiful mountains and rivers at that time, and Ai Ye wanted her to contact outsiders. After that, Ai Ye began to teach her Taoism, began to be overprotective of her, and no longer forced her to contact outsiders, and when Erin later went down the mountain to study in college, Ai Ye wanted to go to college with her. "Daddy, you're my protector."

Ai Ye rubbed the forehead of the baby girl, moved not to want it, and then the next moment I heard the baby girl ask: "What did you do at the beginning?" ”

"It's nothing, they just can't see the immortal posture of Baba anymore." Ai Ye didn't want to say it, he dared to bully his baby girl, he had to let them drink cold water and stuff their teeth to relieve their hatred!

Erin leaned back to observe her father's expression, "I know you're lying, but I don't mean to continue, you can breathe a sigh of relief." ”

Ai Ye: "...... Linlin, you should continue to praise the poop. ”

Erin looked at Aiye seriously, "Daddy, I'm going to start talking about Sherlock, you have to listen to me." ”

Ai Ye reluctantly let out an "oh".

"He was my first real friend before he became my boyfriend." Erin's eyes twinkled with jumping stars when she spoke of Sherlock.

Of course, Ai Ye noticed the starlight in the eyes of the baby girl, and he began to soften his heart, feeling that this was the rhythm of retreat, and immediately struggled: "Then continue to be friends." ”

"Originally, it was like this, but who made Daddy, your words wake me up, I like Sherlock." Erin decisively let her father carry this pot, but this is also part of the truth.

Ai Ye refuses to accept this fact.

Erin gave Aiye a final blow: "Daddy, have you ever thought about why the parallel universe we are in and the parallel universe where Sherlock is located have merged. ”

Ai Ye suddenly looked up at his precious girl, she seemed to be smiling as if she knew everything, Ai Ye suddenly became annoyed: "Xueba is so annoying!" What why? You're a natural pair! Stay away from me, I don't want to see you girl with your elbow turned out now! Ai Ye angrily tilted his head to the other side, just waiting for his baby girl to coax him, the result! I'll tell you to stay away from me, just one meter! Linlin, are you going to have sex with Shama Face? ”

Erin: "...... I had forgotten about it. ”

Ai Ye: "...... I'm so stupid, really. ”

Erin put her scarf around and thought for a moment as she went out and said, "Daddy, why don't you sell the water of the Mother River to the mature, steady, sweet-mouthed Mycrof?" "When she and Sherlock were dating in Lauriston Park earlier, the surveillance cameras in the neighborhood were really dutifully monitoring them.

Baker Street

John felt that he had a cold and was hallucinating, he just came down to get himself a cup of honey water, and when he was at the door, he heard the sound from the living room, which was the kind of sound that make-love, his legs were weak and he almost didn't fall to the floor, but fortunately, John's basic judgment was still there, and he heard it the next moment that it was not a real person making a sound, but a movie...... A spirit, John immediately rushed in: "Sherlock, for God's sake, you use my computer again!" ”

Sherlock also condescendingly greeted his roommate, "Oh, John. ”

Oh, you're big! John walked over and snatched Sherlock's computer from him, and he didn't know what key he pressed, and the sound of ahhhhh

As an ordinary person, no, it should be said that as a person with a sense of shame, it was obviously not John who watched it, okay, he downloaded it, but John felt embarrassed and almost overwhelmed him, and he hurriedly closed the computer. When the voice completely disappeared, John couldn't help but burst into a foul mouth: "Oh my God, can't you just put on headphones?" ”

The unembarrassed consulting detective lay down on the couch and commented in the tone of the case: "The logic is confused, the expression is false, and the work is shoddy." John, I really shouldn't have expected your taste. ”

John: "...... I beg you to see it! Let's see who watched the plot -- "The ex-military doctor, who realized it later, finally reacted to his roommate and consulted the detective about what he did. He couldn't help but widen his eyes, it felt like one day you found out that the star you were crush on was also going to the toilet. "Sherlock, you, uh-"

Sherlock didn't even look at him and said, "Oh, yes, I'll help you delete all these videos from your computer, they eat up memory space, make your computer run slower, and it's easy to get viruses, no thanks." ”

John: "...... So you're trying to make my computer run faster? "Don't deny it.

Sherlock lazily opened his eyes and glanced at the former medic, "Oh, I took a look at them and deleted them by the way." ”

John made a final struggle, and he said dryly, "What case needs you to see, right?" He did his best to say this.

"The case? Yes, it's a case. ”

John decided to believe this, he put the computer on the couch where he usually sits, went into the kitchen to get himself a cup of honey water, and as soon as he was mixing the hot water, Sherlock's voice rang out from the living room: "John, pour an extra glass." ”

Puzzled, John asked, "Do you have a cold too?" ”

"Nope."

Then there was silence, and John, a good roommate, was used to it, and poured out an extra glass of hard work, and just came out of the kitchen with honey water, and found that there was one more person in the living room at some point. "Erin? When did you come? I didn't hear any movement. "Or did you come a long time ago?

"I've just arrived, and I've got the key, John." Erin took off her scarf and hung it on her coat hook, and John noticed that she was wearing a scarf that was exactly the same as Sherlock's, well, John finally had the real feeling that the two of them were really boyfriend and girlfriend.

As well as the former military doctor, the good roommate also found out that the extra glass of honey water that Sherlock asked him to pour was for his girlfriend. John was a little maladjusted, but, "Wait, did you let me pour an extra drink because you knew Erin was coming?" ”

Sherlock replied as a matter of course: "Oh, I hear you." ”

The corners of John's mouth twitched, why didn't he hear it? He didn't even hear the sound of people opening the door and going upstairs! What is this, Vulcan hearing?

Erin sat in the chair in front of her desk and looked up at John, "Is Inspector Lestrade alright, John?" ”

John was puzzled: "Why do you ask me?" ”

"You just drank with him, didn't you?" Facing the dumbfounded look of the former military doctor, Comrade Xiao Ai laughed again: "Oh, that's what he said under your blog. ”

Deceitful! John had seen Sherlock lie to people with random excuses, and he put down his glass of water in a circle to turn on his computer to see if Lestrade had written it under his blog. And then, "Ahh......h That's great...... I want more ......"

John's heart was broken, he went to turn off the video with all his hands, and couldn't help but moan: "I'm going crazy!" ”

"John, please pay attention next time." Sherlock immediately "turned his face and didn't recognize people", threw the pot on the back of the former military doctor, and beat him upside down.

John also had a temper, okay? He yelled at Sherlock, "It's not me! ”

There are still people present who come out to uphold justice, Comrade Xiao Ai glanced at her boyfriend, tried his best to keep his face expressionless, and his voice seemed a little dry: "Don't be embarrassed, John, I know you didn't open it-"

"Shut up!"

"It wasn't me." John was so weak that he had to go to work tomorrow and really had to go back to sleep. John gulped down the glass of honey water and was about to go upstairs with his computer, and before going upstairs, he quickly dropped the sentence: "I'll sleep with earbuds, uh, you guys have a good talk." ”

After John left, Erin stared at Sherlock with her hands on her cheeks and a smile, but did not speak. It wasn't until Sherlock himself turned around, sat up from the couch, and said angrily, "What! ”

"Hmmm," Comrade Xiao Ai deliberately lengthened his tone, waiting for Sherlock to show a more impatient expression before he said, "But didn't you tell me to shut up?" ”

Sherlock dragged a chair across from his desk, and was in a position to spend with Erin, but before that he was not very happy to say, "It seems that you and your father are talking and talking, and you are very happy!" ”

Erin didn't tell her boyfriend, she successfully blocked a "chance" for him to get pregnant and have a child, and she was also very good at talking: "It seems that you watch adult movies with relish." ”

"If you talk about the logical confusion, contrived expressions, and countless erotic films on John's computer, I do watch them with relish, relish, and taste." Sherlock said with a deliberately enlarged smile to emphasize.

Erin lowered her head and took a sip of honey water, thinking that this might not be a good topic, she took another sip and cleared her throat and said, "Didn't you say there was a case?" ”

Sherlock said quickly, "John took his computer away. ”

The website doesn't go with the computer, so Erin casually asked, "What about my computer?" ”

Sherlock replied with a reasonable attitude: "When John moved in, he threw it away with other things." ”

Erin stared at her boyfriend for two seconds, then took out her phone and started pressing the buttons, saying without emotion, "Really?" ”

Sherlock "sticks to his guns": "Of course, what do you think?" ”

Barely three seconds after the words fell, a call rang from his bedroom.

Sherlock was still stiff at the back of the duck: "I threw it under the bed." ”

Erin had stood up to find her phone, but when Sherlock said this, she sat down and stared at her boyfriend, "I'll see what else you can pull out." ”

Sherlock's face darkened completely.

But at this moment, Irene's phone rang one after another with a crisp prompt to receive new text messages, and she looked at the sender with a puzzled expression, and looked up at Sherlock.

Without saying a word, Sherlock pulled his legs and ran to the bedroom, because he got up in a hurry and brought the chair down, and the chair fell to the floor with a loud "pop".

Erin naturally noticed Sherlock's rare panic and confusion, and she opened the new text message on her phone, the phone she had left behind, the phone she used to communicate with Sherlock when the parallel universe had not yet merged. By the time she went to the alternate universe in Silent Hill, she had been there for sixteen hours, and she didn't wonder why Sherlock hadn't contacted her. She didn't contact Sherlock either, mainly because she was still weak at the time, thinking that she would wait until she traveled back, where did she think that six months had passed in the parallel universe of reality. She forgot about the merging of the two parallel universes, and the fact that she was able to meet Sherlock in person.

Now, apparently Sherlock has been using that phone for the past six months to text her current phone. The chime kept ringing, and Erin just sat quietly and read the text messages that were crowding her inbox, from beginning to end.

"I think we need to talk about how you crossed parallel universes, and your father, the big goldfish! - SH "It's the first day she's gone, and her dad is dreaming of Sherlock again?"

One day later: "The Dave Brown case, the affair of an affair, the murder, the boredom." ――SH”

There was a blank period in between, about two months.

"Three 'suicides', you can't expect the IQ of Scotland Yard to think in the direction of murders, and finally there are some interesting cases. ――SH”

"I think it's worth eight points, what do you think? ――SH”

Another month passed.

"I decided to get a roommate. ――SH”

"The bedroom on the third floor is still empty. ――SH”

"Mrs. Hudson wouldn't mind an extra rent. ――SH”

"Your broken floor was still discovered by Mrs. Hudson, who was so angry that she agreed that I would find a new roommate. ――SH”

"I told Mike from Buzz about finding a new roommate, are all the people named Mike fat? Mycroft's dentist and tailor committed suicide by meeting each other. ――SH”

"Fat Mike got me a roommate in the afternoon, his name is John Watson, and I asked him to see the house tomorrow at seven o'clock in the evening! ――SH”

"He arrived on time! ――SH”

"I decided to take him in, although he is simple-minded and peaceful, basically does not turn, but he has the loyalty and sincerity of a soldier! ――SH”

"Moriarty! ――SH”

After another week, there were no texts, and the following day, he sent a total of thirty: "Boring! Bored! Bored! ――SH”

After the thirty identical text messages, followed by one: "Miss you." Not even a suffix, Erin couldn't take it anymore, stumbled into Sherlock's bedroom, threw herself into Sherlock's arms as she sat on the floor against the edge of the bed, and tears began to fall.

Sherlock hugged his girlfriend, and as soon as he opened his mouth, Comrade Xiao Ai buried his face in his neck socket in shame and embarrassment, and said in a nasal muffled voice: "Shutup! I don't want to cry either. ”

Sherlock was silent for a long time, but still said something: "...... Sentimentality. However, he still hugged his sentimental girlfriend tightly, resting his chin on her shoulder, and both of them could absorb the kind of soothing and down-to-earth smell that came from each other.

Erin unconsciously rubbed Sherlock's neck socket, her hand clutched the hem of his nightgown, and a muffled voice came out: "Then do you want to have sex with me?" ”

Sherlock's pupils dilated.

……

……

John woke up a little late the next day, but he quickly thought he had to go to work, so he quickly got out of bed. He did sleep with earplugs, but it didn't hurt to wear them or not, because he almost came upstairs yesterday with his computer in his arms, and fell asleep as soon as he touched the bed. So even if something really happened downstairs, he wouldn't be woken up...... Right?

John tiptoed downstairs, there was no one in the living room, and usually Sherlock wouldn't get up at this time, and it was possible that he hadn't gone to sleep yet. John went out of his way to look at the hanger behind the door, where Sherlock's coat and scarf were there, and his girlfriend's coat and the couple's scarf hung next to them. It's not yet eight o'clock, and it can't be that Sherlock's girlfriend left last night and came over so early this morning, which means that his girlfriend stayed for the night last night. John looked at Sherlock's closed bedroom door, couldn't help but open his mouth wide, and closed it after a while, but the first thought in his mind was: the Scotland Yard team can't make fun of Sherlock as an older virgin in the future.

John looked up at the time, and he didn't care about what he had or didn't think about, so he took a cup of coffee and stuffed a simple homemade sandwich, then picked up his coat and went to work.

After he closed the door to 221B Baker Street, there was movement in Sherlock's bedroom, and Erin hadn't opened her eyes yet, and rubbed her neck socket into Sherlock's neck: "Is it John?" ”

"He's gone now, looking at the time and today's road conditions, he's going to be late." Sherlock pulled the quilt up, and before he could open his eyes to find Erin's lips accurately, the two of them took a tender kiss without affection, and after grinding their temples for a while, they hugged each other and fell asleep.

John was really late.

……

Before he and Erin came to London, Aiye already knew that he would not succeed in beating mandarin ducks, especially after a long conversation with his precious girl, he was doing so as a last struggle. But Erin didn't come back overnight, and Aiye strongly wanted to take out the water from the Zimu River and feed it to Shama Face to drink, but now the most important thing was not to beat Shama Face a few times, but his precious girl.

Twenty-four filial piety father left the hotel early in the morning and went straight to Chinatown, and when he took a taxi to Baker Street with a large bag of ingredients, because he bought too many things, and in order to highlight the hard work of being a good father, he did not use his mustard seed space, and he seemed to be particularly struggling to carry things.

Ai Ye is a big beauty, and looking at such a hard-working appearance, well-wishers will soon come to help. The other party was a very beautiful young woman, with big wet eyes, long black curly hair, and a black coat with a red skirt underneath. Maybe I had a cold, so I wore a mask and spoke simple English, but my voice sounded a little hoarse. Seeing that this girl was enthusiastic, Ai Ye did not refuse to help.

Waiting for the people to help him bring the things to the door of 221B, Ai Ye just dragged a thank you in English, and the girl hurriedly waved her hand to signal that it was nothing, and left.

When the girl walked away, Aiye's expression changed from the original coldness to a strange excitement, so he caught it, that Jim Moriarty is really a sissy GAY, or a transvestite sissy GAY, and now a transvestite has come to Baker Street, isn't this what is the deep love for Shama's face! Sure enough, that sentence is right, there is no corner that can't be dug down, only a junior who doesn't work hard.

Attack, Mo Xiaosan!