52. Born a pair of 05
"Linlin, I'm coming in!"
Ai Ye easily carried a large bag upstairs, shouted at the door of the second floor, he tiptoed in while shouting, and as soon as he looked up, he met his baby girl's smiling gaze, Ai Ye: "...... I'm polite. ā
Erin blinked, "I didn't say anything. ā
Ai Ye couldn't hold back her excitement, and put the big bag on the table in the kitchen at random, and came to Erin who was sitting on the couch and holding her laptop, and her excitement was overflowing: "Linlin, guess who Baba met just now?" Jim Moriarty, that Shama-faced crush! ā
Erin raised an eyebrow, "But isn't it a young woman you've met?" ā
Ai Ye danced like his baby girl and described the whole thing: "Baba has already figured it out, since you and Xia Ma are in love, Baba is not such an unreasonable person, Baba is actually very enlightened." Baba also knew that you didn't come back at night, it must have been with the guy with the face of Shama - okay, don't stare at Baba, Baba went on to say, oh, Baba felt sorry for you and went to Chinatown to buy ingredients, they are all your favorite food, and it took a lot of effort to eat. When Baba got out of the taxi, a young woman came to help, ha! Did he think I wouldn't know him if he put on a wig, a skirt, a mask? Baba told you that even if he turned into ashes, he would be able to recognize him! Linlin, who do you guess this man dressed as a woman is? ā
Erin: "...... You've already said it. ā
Ai Ye: "...... It's Jim Moriarty, the sissy GAY who can't take Shama's face by force! Sanqing is on top, he hasn't even given up on Xia Ma's face, and now he has advanced from sissy GAY to transvestite sissy GAY, next time I see him, will he have to advance to transgender sissy GAY?! Well, this young man is a little bit of a mother, and he is still gay, but this self-motivated baba likes it, hehe. ā
Erin: "...... I can see it. ā
Ai Ye's strange laughter immediately stopped abruptly, and he faked a cough, and was about to divert the topic so as not to expose his "wolf ambition" when he heard a sarcastic laugh.
Ai Ye immediately looked at the source of the voice, his precious daughter... In front of him, Ai Ye walked over to the computer screen and saw Sherlock's annoying face, he immediately left the attacking Moriarty behind, and scolded Sherlock angrily, "Scum attack! ā
Erin: "......"
Sherlock: "...... Goldfish. ā
Ai Ye looked at his daughter's helpless gaze, and his arrogance suddenly weakened: "Isn't this saying that you are bald." He reacted again, "Linlin, do you know what that word means?" ā
Erin tilted her head slightly to look at him, "What do you say?" ā
Ai Ye said "in a hurry": "Baba will go and make something delicious for you." "The big girl in the world is the biggest.
After Aiye entered the kitchen and was ready to show off her skills, Erin lowered her head to look at Sherlock on the other end of the line, her expression was a little subtle, and she said in a lengthened tone: "Hmmm, it seems that Mr. M is really-"
Sherlock raised an eyebrow: "What! ā
"Well-informed," Irene finished, she and her father had only arrived in London yesterday, and Moriarty had gotten the news today, no, more likely he had gotten it yesterday, and today he had dressed up and gone to Baker Street to "wait for the rabbit", and he obviously knew that Sherlock was not at 221B. Thinking about it this way, "and still like 'cosplay' so much." ā
Sherlock wasn't surprised, "I told you that he's a madman. Sherlock admits that Moriarty is a genius, an unparalleled genius for crime, but it is undeniable that this guy has no moral boundaries and is closer to what is defined as a madman in the normal sense.
"I remember, but have you forgotten something?" When Sherlock described Moriarty at the time, he was an elegant madman.
Sherlock pretended to think for a moment, and replied decisively, "Nope."
"If you delete that passage, I can kindly remind you, or be kind enough to repeat it to you, Sherlock." Erin's tone was meaningful, but there was a thick smile in her eyes, obviously teasing her boyfriend.
Sherlock could naturally see that he snorted from his nose, and was about to say something, but Inspector Lestrade, who was forced to show off his face, couldn't stand it, and he couldn't help yelling at Sherlock: "For God's sake!" Can we solve the case in front of us first, and then you two can open a house wherever you fall in love! ā
Lestrade really convinced Sherlock and Erin, these two were not connected together like a conjoined baby, but it didn't delay the two of them ruthlessly and coldly releasing flashbangs outside, damn, I don't know how quickly to show affection?
By the way, they are now in a government-funded research institute, and three bodies were found this morning in the neuroeconomics room, which is why Sherlock did not stay with his girlfriend on Baker Street on the second day of the legendary "Breaking Day".
When Inspector Lestrade called, the two of them were really awake - it had been an hour and a half since John went to work, which was a good match for the time of Lestrade's call: the three bodies were found by the security guard who came to work today, and then the police were called, and then the Scotland Yard team was dispatched, and considering that Lestrade had studied the scene of the crime, he had made up his mind to call Sherlock - but he was still lying on the bed, and he was lazy and unwilling to move. Sherlock's hand massaged his girlfriend's aching muscles with precise force, and the first thing he said was, "Remember when I texted yesterday that there was a new commission on John's website?" ā
I have to say that when the attention is diverted, the embarrassment that could have been there is no chance to come out, Comrade Xiao Ai chuckled: "I thought that was the reason you were looking for casually, Sherlock." ā
Sherlock said quickly, "I never joke about commissions. ā
Erin pretended to nod: "Hmm, I believe you." After Comrade Xiao Ai finished speaking, he heard her boyfriend's soft hum of disbelief, of course he didn't believe it, he could already tell whether she was telling the truth, Comrade Xiao Ai didn't change his words, and his voice was full of laughter: "I believe you." ā
Sherlock snorted "Adults have a lot", "So do you still want to listen to the commission?" ā
Erin smiled and reached out to touch her boyfriend's curly hair, smoothing him - literally and by extension - he didn't hum and began to talk about his commission.
Sherlock's description of the commission can only be described as dry, he is really not as good as the blogger John in terms of "literary literacy", to be honest, since John and Sherlock have been roommates, since he started running his blog, Sherlock's business has been booming. However, it does not prevent Erin from understanding the case well: a young lady who is dependent on her stepfather falls into an online relationship, but suddenly one day her online boyfriend disappears, and the young lady thinks that the online boyfriend is her real son and a person worth entrusting her life. Then the painful young lady entrusted to the consulting detective naturally wanted to find her online boyfriend.
It's just that this story sounds a little familiar, Erin propped herself up with her hands, leaned down to observe her boyfriend's expression at the moment, and before she could say anything, Sherlock glared at her fiercely: "Shutup! ā
"I'm now sure it's a real case." After Comrade Xiao Ai finished speaking, she was glared at by her boyfriend again, she flatteringly leaned over and kissed him comfortingly, turned her head and thought about it and said, "Well, I know, her stepfather pretended to be an online boyfriend." ā
Sherlock pecked her back, "Tell me about it." ā
"According to your description, this poor young lady is a housemaiden, she does not go out to work, but she is caught in this illusory online love, her mother died, but her stepfather still lives with her, which means that the house is hers, which means that her family should be well-off. Then the stepfather, the stepfather is very interesting, he played the male netizen, and he could make this young lady fall in love in such a short time, and still think that he is the real son, which shows that the male netizen knows her very well and likes her. When the time comes, she disappears from the Internet, and the emotional injury and the fact that she is already at home makes the poor lady even more reluctant to go out and socialize, so that her stepfather, who is a complete villain, can continue to spend her money with peace of mind. Erin said with a fluttering eyebrow, and blinked at her boyfriend for praise after speaking, Sherlock was still so Sherlock at the critical moment: "I'm so glad you didn't demote yourself to an ordinary goldfish." ā
Erin, who saw her hard-mouthed boyfriend with a dead duck, squinted her eyes and reached out to pull her boyfriend's cheek - this is still a little difficult, because who made him follow a masochistic diet as always, and asked him with a smile: "So do you want me to beat you or do you want me to beat you?" ā
Sherlock still "doesn't know what is wrong and doesn't change" pointed out that the logic of his girlfriend's sentence does not make sense, and he also showed a look of "look".
Before Comrade Ai beats up her boyfriend in anger, Inspector Lestrade's phone arrives and saves Sherlock's life on some of the way. He answered the phone lightly, gave his girlfriend a loud kiss on the cheek, hugged her out of bed, carried her all the way to the bathroom, and said happily: "Triple murder, you can't lie in bed anymore, you go with me!" You don't want to? ā
Erin replied ruthlessly, "Yep."
Sherlock was in a bad mood for a moment: "Why? ā
Erin, who had to get a word of truth from Sherlock's mouth today, hit a straight ball: "Then why do you want me to go with you?" You can call John. ā
"John is at work," he said, as if the consulting detective really cared if his roommate was at work, as if he cared if John was dating, if he was going to watch a movie with his girlfriend, or if he was doing something important, anyway, he was asking everyone else to revolve around him, so justifiably, and asking for it for granted. "Besides, this is a good opportunity to verify whether you have regressed on the spot," Sherlock, who continued to talk, was uncomfortably stared at by his girlfriend, his eyes flickered, and finally told the real reason: "I want to solve the case with you, are you satisfied?" ā
Erin finally got a sincere word from Sherlock's mouth, and she pretended to be reserved and bowed her head: "Well, I'm satisfied, but not this time." ā
"Huh?" Sherlock looked at his girlfriend in his dressing gown, and then looked away like an electric shock, "Oh, oh, I see." ā
Erin couldn't help but pull her nightgown, and the two of them fell into relative silence, and the embarrassment of the belated second day of the day finally came.
After a moment, Erin spoke up to break the embarrassment mixed with pink bubbles: "I'm hungry, are you hungry?" ā
Sherlock looked left and right and said quickly, "You want to do it again?" In the bathroom? He turned his gaze back to Erin's face, "Oh, oh, I misunderstood?" ā
Comrade Xiao Ai, who was mistaken, turned around and left the bathroom, leaving her boyfriend, who has special understanding skills, to wash alone.
After that, Sherlock put on his coat and scarf and left Baker Street in high spirits, while Erin stayed on Baker Street, but although she did not go with her, Sherlock, who wanted to investigate the crime with his girlfriend, still found a compromise, and he went to the scene of the crime with John's laptop. Well, John changed the boot code again, and it took Sherlock a few seconds to unravel, as always, nothing new.
John, who was treating a patient, sneezed, unaware that his computer had been requisitioned and disliked.
At the scene of the crime, the murdered were three scientific researchers, they were from a real room, and they were currently working on a project related to neurology that the government kept secret, and the real room also lost a computer and a hard disk that stored the project data, and it was initially suspected that the suspect was to steal the project information, and brutally murdered three scientific researchers in the real yĆ n room.
Lestrade was also pressured from above, and it was not Sherlock's turn to participate in this matter, but who let the black umbrella give Sherlock the green light. After he yelled at Sherlock, Sherlock finally turned most of his attention to the case, at least in the eyes of the Scotland Yard team.
Sherlock raised his eyes to look at Lestrade, who was about to speak, "Oh, what do you think, Gavin?" ā
Lestrade had already given up correcting his name, but he stared at Sherlock's goods for a few seconds before realizing that they were seriously asking him, without sarcasm. Inspector Good was a little surprised, but he understood by glancing at the laptop, and said before Sherlock became a little impatient: "Dr. Johanna Renard was the first to be killed, with one shot, followed by Dr. William Clito and Dr. Oliver Krauser, who were shot once and twice respectively, and there was no trace of struggle in the real room, and it was clean from beginning to end, much like a professional killer." ā
When talking about "professional killer", Lestrade deliberately accentuated the syllables, when Moriarty and Sherlock played a five-game game before, Inspector Lestrade was involved in the whole process, he knew very well that the bombardier was a complete madman, maybe now he would run out to play a murderous game with Sherlock.
As if he hadn't heard Inspector Lestrade's analysis, Sherlock walked around the room, his eyes falling on the cage containing a mouse on the platform, rat to be precise, "This mouse has just been dead for a short time, and there are no obvious external injuries. This was clearly meant for Erin.
Anderson couldn't hold it back for a long time, and now he found an opportunity to say in a weird way: "Oh, our great consulting detective doesn't know? This little mouse has a heart attack, so it was scared to death by the murder that happened in the real room yesterday, and if you look at it again, maybe it will be scared back to life. Boss, why are you staring at me? The eyeballs are about to pop out, it's scary. ā
"Shut up!" The sequelae of Lestrade's show of affection was that he remembered that when Erin was still there, Anderson's crow mouth really made the good detective tremble for a while, and then after it was not fulfilled again, Mr. Inspector was relieved, but now he is really palpitating. Because when Anderson said this last time, there were really victims who "came back from the dead"!
"So Mr. Anderson is telling a bad joke?" Erin's voice came from her laptop, "Well, but rats do get heart disease easily. ā
"Thank you, I've been insightful." Anderson replied in a strange voice, and was not surprised to be ridiculed by the consulting detective: "Anderson, shut up, the air in the entire real room has polluted you!" When he finished sarcastically Anderson, he turned to Lestrade: "I need all the information on the research project in this real room. ā
"I don't have that much authority myself, Sherlock." It has been said that it is a government secret research project, and the suspect did not hesitate to murder three researchers in order to steal the hard disk containing most of the confidential information, which shows the level of secrecy and importance of this project. Nor would they be able to get all the information from Scotland Yard, at most some basic information. "What are you taking that rat for? Wait, you're leaving? ā
"Let's see if it's a heart attack." Sherlock replied distractedly, and Anderson snorted, "This guy stole my terrier." ā
"Shut up!" Lestrade began to worry that the madman bombardier had done it, because Sherlock hadn't published a lot of "high opinions", but the next moment Inspector Good was slapped in the face by his own words, because Sherlock poked his head out of the door and said, "Oh, I just think something is missing." You can rule out that it's a professional killer, which you think is the most plausible suspicion, oh, why can't you think that the most plausible suspicion is that Dr. Renard, who was the first to be killed, brought the suspect in, oh, because your little heads can't turn anymore. ā
"Oh, we turn our heads around our necks."
Lestrade decided to go back and type back the forensic report submitted by Anderson to rewrite it, there must have been spelling reports and grammatical errors! "Sherlock, you go on."
"Oh, I think you should have noticed that we need to pass through two doors to get here, and we all need passes, and this real room has a higher level of clearance according to its secrecy, boring secrecy, that is, only if the permission is equal to or higher than the permission level of these three researchers, you can enter. Now, looking at her pass, the other two researchers' communication cards are all hanging around her neck, and her communication card is pressed under her back, indicating that she is likely to be killed after bringing the suspect in. ā
Inspector Lestrade followed Sherlock's train of thought and said, "So we should use her as a breakthrough?" ā
"I'm glad you came to such a logical conclusion, it's good, it's very good." In order to strengthen his "compliment" tone, Sherlock made a difficult move: the corner of his left mouth was raised sharply, and at the same time, his left eye blinked quickly, and the "tsk" with background music made the corners of the Scotland Yard team's mouths twitch. Damn, why hasn't anyone come out to collect this evil star yet!
As soon as Sherlock turned around, he changed his face to his girlfriend on the other end of the video, with a sincere face, of course, mixed with some requests, blinking at those beautiful eyes and saying, "I need you to give me an answer, Irene, it's very urgent." ā
Erin looked a little absent-minded, Sherlock pursed his lips slightly, but he didn't let his girlfriend see it, he continued to add sweetness to his voice: "You know, send one who ignores any permissions-" Before he could finish speaking, Erin's annoying voice sounded: "Linlin, come and taste the salty taste." ā
Erin answered, lowered her head and said quickly to her boyfriend, who had asked for a paper bird to give him such a dramatic effect, "I know you want all the information about the project, right?" But instead of looking for me this far water, why don't you call Mycroft directly, okay, don't pout, don't you have Mycroft's pass? I think his authority is really high enough. ā
Sherlock just closed the laptop and ...... He took his brother Mycroft's pass and pretended to be a chief!
When the consulting detective returned with a full load - didn't he return with a full load, he went out with John's laptop, and when he came back, he had an extra cage with dead guinea pigs, and a box of scientific research materials, and a box of the case files of the three scientific researchers who were murdered in the whole case - when he returned to 221B, he became angry when he saw the door knocker being straightened at the gate, and he staggered upstairs, and asked Mycroft, who had to put the crooked door knocker straight, with obsessive-compulsive disorder, "Mycrof, what are you doing here?" ā
Ai Yechao, who had eaten and wiped his precious daughter but was not there, and still let Xiao San come to the door, smiled, "I invited Mai Xian's nephew to come and let him try my craft." If you don't like it, you can leave, go and fall in love with your Mo Xiaosan! ā
Mo Xiaosan's title made Erin's eyebrows suddenly, and she sighed and said, "Daddy, this kind of joke is really not funny. ā
Not only did Erin feel that the acceptance was bad, but McCroft and Sherlock, who were very accomplished in Chinese, were also affected by Aiye's abnormal and unique logic, and the two brothers agreed: they rolled their eyes in unison.
Moriarty, who didn't know that he was recognized again, also didn't know that he had become someone else's junior, and he was planning a grand reunion opening ceremony.