Chapter 10: How to Calmly Face Supernatural Events

probably realized that his state was wrong, and no matter what Du Ling and Tabby called him, Grandpa Ya didn't show up again.

In fact, for Du Ling, who has a third-level strength ability, breaking a piece of glass is a piece of cake, but before the real danger of resentment is determined, it is always difficult for him to break through the window happily, after all, the pet cat at home is making trouble and being broken into the door by an unknown creature are two different things.

All the bird can do is squat on the balcony and wait for the little white-collar worker to come home...... By the way, rub a wifi.

Sent away the very sad tabby cat, called a few more times to Ya's father-in-law, and sang a set of father-in-law's migraine and there was no response, and the Internet addict parrot who had nothing to do began to feel bored, so he took out his mobile phone and logged in to his real number.

When he opened it, Du Ling was surprised to find that the retweeted comments added up to tens of thousands, and the likes exceeded the 999+ upper limit.

Sure enough, being a bird is faster than a person, tsk (Deng Shao.gif

Sending out the mixed selfie nine-square grid, he began to happily comment on these movements.

First of all, those insincere ahahaha parties can kneel down directly, and the bird master doesn't have the idle time to waste traffic on them.

As for the most right-wing of the popular gods, they have to reply appropriately, for example, there are already sharp-eyed netizens who have linked Kanye with the protagonist of the video commanded by the cat and dog battlefield god, and after a round of lively discussions, one of the bunch of retweets that followed the Sith stood out:

However, Zhao Ritian has seen through a qiēV: Hehe, from beginning to end, it is a marketing account to make eyeballs, you are really following the high tide, betting five cents This is all arranged, and it will be time to send a small advertisement soon, from the beginning of the video of the command fight is the voice changer dubbing, the big white sunflower is a stupid bird that looks about the same // @萌猫小小: Sith Empty // @光头真男神: @萌宠总动员报告组织这位真和视频里是同一只鸟! //

Kanye is so handsome that he flies: #报告总局我真的没有成精#......

Du Ling thought about it and felt that although this Uncle Zhao was a little self-righteous, he almost broke through the real thoughts of netizens - these days, there are not too many people who pretend to be animals and immortals, and there are not too many aliens who sell cuteness

simply let everyone believe that it was good that the video was submitted by him to stir up at the beginning, so Du Ling generously forwarded this article:

Kanye is so handsome that he flies: Wumao bring it, I just plan to be an ordinary bird who writes real literature in the last century [doge]//@然而赵日天已看穿一qiēV: Hehe

As he said and done, he really put up another post-apocalyptic mutant beast introduction post. This thing is always a freshly dug incense, and the Xiuxian Wen who is stuck in Xiangxiang is older than this, and it is really like a god and thinking like a diabetes, but Du Ling has no time to be proud.

Don't look at Weibo playing flying, in fact, he is quite flustered.

Speaking of which, the fact that Grandpa Ya's eyes turned red and suddenly went crazy is really scary, don't those doomsday rebirth essays often write about the stalks that have long been foreshadowed in the end times, why would he be so naïve and believe that these two years are safe? It's so silly and sweet that it's sad.

And...... Those off-white bead material can't be some dead man's bones, right?

Even if it is not a human bone, no matter what kind of animal bone it is, it is quite unlucky, and about this Du Ling, I don't understand my former compatriots - everyone has been in the age of civilization for so long, why do people still think that it is noble to wear corpse bones on their bodies.

So the truth is actually the curse of the mysterious bones, confusing the world? It seems reasonable...... The bird master shook his hair uncomfortably, feeling that his brain-opening occupational disease was really unbelievable.

If you think so much is useful, it's better to brush up on those jokers who follow the trend and play fairy stalks.

At this time, the description of the mutant beast he sent also received some replies, and in the comments that praised the bird's good writing and lamented that he was not as good as a bird, the cultural language teacher cried and fainted in the toilet, and there was a particularly serious message that did not seem to be a joke because of his temperament, which attracted Du Ling's attention.

The old Wang next door _ is a Siberian tiger recently: According to this description, it looks like it was infected by demonic energy, and it has been a bit of a sign of evil recently, Xiaoyou's idea is very interesting, and it's inconvenient to say it publicly with that fucking basic law, so let's talk about it privately?

Click into the other party's homepage to see,The avatar is a rugged uncle who looks very strong.,It's a big man who eats meat and calls friends to attract friends in the Northeast.,The speech is quite plain and can't see any funny temperament.,The only intersection with the bird master is that this old king occasionally scolds poachers.。

- Scolding them for not leaving meat for themselves...... This thing doesn't really think that he is the first Siberian tiger at the national level with a natural legal game hunting license, haha.

Du Ling originally wanted to laugh at the crazy people on the Internet and said that there were countless neuropathies waiting for fools, but halfway through the laughter, he felt that he had also been hit by an arrow in the knee, as a bird hiding behind the keyboard, he decided to give this old king a chance to prove himself.

So after adding the attention of the other party, he used a private message to send a necklace with resentment that he had recently encountered, and that he had been driven away by someone with the highly toxic compound sodium chloride, half of which was half a joke and half a temptation. After waiting for a while with little expectation, there was no reply, and the bird raised his paws and scratched his neck and felt that he was also stupid, didn't he wrap himself in?

It can only be said that this # full screen of netizens can't see through whether it's a person or a dog. #

The scarf is really poisonous, and when Du Ling felt cold on his body and came back to his senses, he found that the sun had set, and he didn't even think about it when he was hungry, so he casually touched a few big peaches that were special to the space.

If it weren't for the peach pit still on the ground, he wouldn't have known what he had eaten.

Anyway, it's so late, and the owner probably won't leave lunch for himself, so it's better to just wait to the end to see how the little white-collar worker will react when he comes home and sees the mess and the house that has been robbed.

Du Ling had a very ominous premonition about this.

Very accurate.

After seeing the little white-collar worker holding his shoulders and staggering into the door with a tired face, the bird who was hiding in the tree near the balcony was ready, but he was still frightened by the dolphin sound that could shatter the glass, and almost didn't fall off the tree.

The frightened screams soon turned into angry scolding, and occasionally the howls of Grandpa Ya could be heard, Du Ling had never heard Grandpa Ya scream so loudly, and Du Ling could hear it from the painful voice:

For a Seiko ivory necklace worth more than 100,000 yuan that he couldn't afford to lose, the shovel officer tore up with the cat owner who he used to hold in the palm of his hand.

But the pet attack that made Du Ling tense his nerves and waited with bated breath did not happen, and the cat father-in-law with red eyes and fur rushed out of the gate that was not closed.

He still has the necklace that caused trouble on his mouth.

The white figure rushed into the night and disappeared, and the hostess, who was about to go crazy with a feather duster, chased it out, but broke the heel of her high heel when she went down the stairs, and finally sat at the door of the building and cried very ugly with a handful of snot and tears, and finally began to call with a sob:

"Hey, how little money is...... yes, I've thought about it, I'm sorry I can't accept it, I ...... that thing Can I give it back to you in a few days? The family cat was damaged...... No, no, not what I want...... I. "It's probably hung up over there.

Looking at this little girl who had graduated from college for a few years and was sitting there with a confused face holding her mobile phone, Du Ling felt that she was really pitiful.

Just such a short phone call is enough for him to guess a general truth: it is nothing more than a beautiful little girl who was pursued by a lot of flowers, and received a gift that he didn't know how expensive it was, and when he knew the truth, he didn't want to be treated as a money worshipper and wanted to return it, but found that the gift had been damaged by his pet and couldn't take it out.

It's really snowing in June, in the end, it's obviously the fault of the little money, wouldn't it be good to give the little girl a gift with a gold diamond ring, what kind of elephant tooth to give...... What a sin.

Because of paying attention to the homepage of the cute circle and occasionally brushing the animal protection information, Du Ling has also seen several bloody videos of poachers slaughtering African elephants, in fact, the shocking title of 'blood fang' alone is enough to make people understand where the resentment comes from.

You humans can also play, but why don't you play yourself to death, you have to come to harm us little animals.

The bird master, who is no longer a human in taxonomy, shook his head, he can't help the little white-collar worker now, it is better to hurry up and find the father-in-law Ya who took away the source of the resentment.

He had a feeling that Grandpa Ya's eyes had turned red but he hadn't completely lost his mind, at least the only thing it wanted to attack was the ominous necklace.

Maybe it's the hostess who wants to protect herself.

Thinking that there was still a whole box of salt in his space, Du Ling flew over with confidence following the faint meow of the cat.

Turning around the increasingly dilapidated tube building, he saw Yagong Cheng being blocked by tabby in a wasteland surrounded by discarded building materials.

In the misty night, Du Ling could barely tell that Grandpa Ya was a white cat, it looked like a surging black gas, and only a pair of eyes were red and shining. And the result of Tabby's desire to stop it, and the result that he couldn't bear to do it to his beloved Mei Meow was that there were several more blood cuts on his body, and he was also stained with a trace of black gas.

At this time, the bird master who was about to master the exorcism stunt made his debut, and the snow-white sunflower parrot glided by with the graceful posture of the snow owl, leaving behind several bags of purifying bombs and medicines.

Full marks for posture...... The target missed.

After all, parrots are day-active species, and their night vision is not very good.

Wasting half a box of salt doesn't count adding obstacles to the two cats that are running farther and farther, and Du Ling is also getting bigger, but as a former human with rich life experience, he is still very good at using his brains to save the country.

So a basin of cold water fell from the sky, instantly pouring cold on the two silly cats who were scratching each other's anger.

Hey, run? Are you going to run again?

Taking advantage of the daze of the two soup cats, Du Ling smiled and picked up the salt bag and tore it open, and sprinkled them with a thick layer of snow white.

"Meow, meow, whoa~~~~~~~~~~~" a pair of almost anti-purpose agitators screamed in unison.

Salt baked wounds, can it not hurt.

But it really worked, at least the tabby's wound was no longer a filamentous black resentment, and Ya Gonggong's eyes were also clear, turning back into beautiful golden and blue mandarin duck eyes.

But the culprit necklace was not so easy to dismiss, lying in the highly concentrated salt water, it was still the terrifying appearance wrapped in the cold aura of black and red.

If this thing is not solved, this matter will not be over.

Thinking of the little girl who was sitting at the door of the building and was about to be crushed by hundreds of thousands, and then looking at the father-in-law Ya who could not return to his home and might become a stray cat, the bird master suddenly felt that he had a heavy responsibility.

Dig up a few towels from the reserve and throw them to this pair of unlucky cats who can't lick each other's wounds because the other party is too dirty, Du Ling instructed the tabby a few words, then found a half-emptied salt bag and stuffed the necklace into it, ready to bring the things to the fairy face owner to deal with.

Although he didn't know why a master like Xiao Shenxian didn't go to fortune telling and feng shui to make a lot of money, but he had to work in a convenience store, he believed that with the strength of the other party to see through his grievances at a glance, he would definitely be able to solve this necklace of the wronged soul of the pit people.

As for whether I will expose this problem...... That kind of chattering person should be more tolerant of animals, right?

If Xiao Daxian really pointed at his nose and shouted at the demon and quickly appeared, then he should have called it as early as when he picked out clothes for him, anyway, Du Ling was not worried at all now.

He's not a demon in the first place, and he hasn't practiced demon magic or anything, he's just an ordinary person who has abilities and space, and unfortunately took the wrong path when he was reborn.

It's straightforward, so it's not bad to pretend to be stupid.

Instead of shrugging his shoulders, Du Ling carefully picked up the bag of salt that had begun to emit black smoke, and spread his wings and flew towards the convenience store—