Chapter 11 Feudal superstitions are really scum

Wearing a convenience store green apron, sitting at the cash register and looking at the Cambridge physics lecture notes, the fairy face really lived up to expectations (?) is a tall man.

This time, he didn't need Du Ling's prompt, and he noticed the source of his resentment.

Taking the salt bag from the parrot's mouth and putting it aside, Xiao Li first tapped the young yellow hair on the back of the other party's head with his finger before saying, "You are clever, but where did you get the salt?" ”

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(●V●)！！？

Blind student, you have discovered Huadian-

Du Ling reminded himself that he couldn't do it, and he must hang up on this innocent face of an Australian bird whose Chinese language is not very easy to understand. Although the conditions are limited, I have to take the initiative to reveal some IQ, but the carry-on space can not be exposed, otherwise it is not called IQ exposure but IQ drop (。

But in fact, it didn't make sense for the bird master to tilt his head and blink his eyes and try his best to pretend to be innocent, because Xiao Li just asked casually, and he didn't intend to investigate his little secret.

His attention had been drawn to the ivory necklace that had contaminated the entire bag of salt.

"Demon bones?" The stiff wood had a puzzled expression on his face, and then became really cold: "The demon that has been opened in the spirit is pulled alive to produce this evil thing, where did you get this thing?" ”

Xiao Li's tone was a little stern, and Du Ling only then realized that he was indeed very gentle with himself, because if this immortal face was serious, he would be scared to death.

At least when he saw that pair of deep and bottomless dark eyes, he knotted his brain, and without thinking about it, he poured the truth into a bamboo tube like beans: "This is made of ivory, poachers often take away the front teeth of the elephant before he dies, which is probably what you said about raw bones." ”

But he doesn't know if the elephant that died unjustly is some kind of 'beginner monster', and it's too disillusioned that the monster will be killed so easily, right?

But if it's just a mutant beast like Tabby, it will indeed fall under the □□...... Could it be that Chengjing is actually an ancient name for mutation? Is variation the modern scientific explanation?

Du Ling felt that he was a little bit lacking in his brain, so he still sorted out the things in front of him first: "This is someone gave it to a little girl who is an office worker, her pet cat is a little crazy from being affected, and I brought this out, I just thought about taking it back, please purify it." ”

After saying it smoothly without a pause, Du Ling looked at the fairy face expectantly and waited for the answer, tilted his head and pretended to be cute for a while before he reacted that this time the dish was bad, isn't this completely exposed!

No longer pretending to be a little creature with a bit of spiritual ability to sell (play) cute (lai) little animals, the bird master suddenly shrunk his neck and swallowed his saliva.

- Well, if the fairy face had to kill the demons, he would take off with a kick on his legs, break through the window and run away!

Unexpectedly, Xiao Li was not shocked by his outstanding language expression ability at all, but accepted this very calmly, if he was more subjective, Du Ling felt that he looked at his eyes as if he was saying again, 'Very good, you are finally exposed'.

…… Could it be that he has already been discovered? But when you find out, you find out, why are you still silent, causing me to pretend to be stupid and pretend to be so bitter, do you understand what kind of torture it is to let a sunflower parrot violate the nature of the race every day and shut up for more than 12 hours!

The bird master is very upside down, and uses his little beanie eyes to convey his grievances.

But in fact, parrots are also a typical creature with facial paralysis, so the feelings of resentment are naturally not conveyed, and some kind of misunderstanding will naturally continue to exist.

"Purify......" Repeating Du Ling's request noncommittally, Xiao Li directly pinched the necklace with his hand and put it in front of him to take a closer look, the thick black gas on the blood tooth beads was wrapped around people as if he was afraid of something, and the tentacle-like filaments of resentment tried their best to float in the opposite direction, not daring to approach him at all.

This phenomenon has increased Du Ling's confidence in Xiao Li.

Sure enough, the face of the fairy must be a true immortal, such a weightless glance is the real demeanor of a master, and it looks more reliable than those charlatans who are nonsense and donors, your face is blackened, and there seems to be a bloody disaster recently.

I just don't know what means to purify this time? Simple salt exorcism is definitely not enough, so is the egg method? Glutinous rice method? Or a rooster blood boy beep-...... Oh forgive him, because the previous three-piece five trick was too down-to-earth, all I could think of in my mind was such a folk trick.

However, if it is really a yellow paper painting charm that spontaneously combusts when an evil spirit, a sword that kills a ghost and sees blood out of thin air, or a sound and light fantasy blockbuster that leads to a windless and automatic feng shui aura, he is also looking forward to it!

Under Du Ling's nervous gaze with a pair of round bird eyes eager to learn, Xiao Shenxian began to do it.

I saw him hold up the necklace flat with one hand, and pinched out a magic gesture with the other hand, two jade-colored fingers together, drawing mysterious and complex lines in the air, and finally tapping on the necklace where the most black mist and blood were condensed, and shouted coldly: "Break-"

…… However, nothing happened, and the black silk of resentment condensed by the dead and living beings did not even tremble.

Could it be that the effect of this spell also causes procrastination......

Du Ling was a little dumbfounded, he didn't expect that there was a possibility that it wouldn't work, and he stared at a pair of eyes and continued to wait.

But Xiao Li had already retracted his posture here, raised his hand to his lips and coughed: "Sure enough, it doesn't work." ”

The voice is still cold and pleasant, but it can vaguely taste a little embarrassing.

…… You're going to give me a sure one??

So you knew you were a fake trick from the beginning! Sure enough, good-looking men are emotional liars!! The Bird Lord exploded into a ball in annoyance, and his illusion of a peerless master was shattered, and the status of the wood-faced owner in his heart plummeted, and he fell into a flickering emperor with a slightly stronger inspiration for a blind cat to kill a mouse.

I know what I am doing with such a posture if I can't do it, I thought you were lifting weights like light, but it turned out that you were not clear, and you were really drunk.

As if feeling the wordless condemnation of his parrot, Xiao Li explained with a cold face: "In the lower martial arts, the art of exorcising evil is not proficient, and the experience of the next mortal must be sealed and cultivated, and it is impossible to forcibly expel resentment with spiritual power." ”

Obviously, the flat plate lacked undulating voices, but it revealed a bit of grievance.

It's a pity that Uncle Du is not the kind of beautiful man who pretends to be pitiful and discharges, so he covers his face and screams to forgive him for being just a child's brainless girl, as a straight and straight pure man, he will only tilt his head disdainfully and squint at people with disdain:

Heh, I'm here quietly watching you pretend.

Even the mortal experience seal cultivation has been broken, isn't it time to call for the left eye that has been sleeping for a long time to wake up?

It is worthy of being an out-of-school child in a mountain village who has not completed nine years of compulsory education, and the lack of treatment for this second terminal illness can be regarded as an advanced stage.

But thinking about the fact that he has recently changed his attention to mathematics, physics and chemistry and loves science, maybe he is also trying to save himself, Du Ling can't bear to stimulate this runaway young man who was brainwashed by feudal bad thoughts, and silently spit out, so he let go of this topic: "Then how to deal with this?" ”

He was very considerate and didn't mention purification, but also looked at the feeding of three meals a day with desserts, giving his own owner a step down.

I guess I would say find a magic temple to light a lamp and worship it, or make an incense candlestick or something for it at home...... Aren't all superstitious old ladies in the countryside doing this?

"Burn it." Xiao Li lowered his eyes and pondered for a moment, and gave a three-word answer very simply.

Σ(°△°|||) it?

It's so simple and rude, it's hundreds of thousands!

However, after the shock, Du Ling also felt that this was a good way, after all, this kind of illegal items hunted for profiteering should be burned for public display if they are dealt with according to law.

As for the fact that the cat father-in-law and the hostess want to return the necklace to the money, the eldest young master should not lack such a necklace, as long as she returns a jewelry that is more expensive than hundreds of thousands, she is unwilling to sleep with others and is greedy for money and wants to sleep The suspicion of the necklace will be self-defeating.

And the bird master happens to have little else, and there are a lot of jewelry in the post-apocalyptic sweeping space, and they are piled up anyway, so it's better to use them as favors.

The little brother is in trouble, he, the boss, has to endorse them, Du Ling feels that he is really a good and responsible big brother.

"Is there a pen or paper? Lend me a favor. Of course, Du Ling knew where Xiao Li's things were put for reading and taking notes, but now that everyone had started to communicate, he was no longer embarrassed to take it for himself.

Got the pen and paper, Du Ling picked up the pen with one paw and began to write anonymous letters of good people and good deeds, not to mention that this is dressed as a parrot is to take advantage, writing with a pen is very flexible, and one foot is also very stable, if you dress as a more popular cat, Wang Xingren, there is no such welfare.

As for the question of crooked words that are uglier than a dog's crawl...... How many years ago was the last time you wrote a word other than your name? I've been struggling for a long time in the last days, and my skills are rusty.

The bird master was shaking his head and waging his tail to make up words, trying to get a reprieve, not to be really hated and unable to go back to his home, so he heard the pseudo-immortal speak again and point out the country:

"You don't need to tell mortals so clearly, they can't know about the demon bones' grudges, this will violate the demon clan's mortal life standard law, and you may be punished if it reaches the ears of the overseer."

You haven't given up yet, have you? Can't you quietly appreciate Uncle Ben's waving? The black eyes were too big, and Uncle Parrot, who had technical difficulty in rolling his eyes, smacked his mouth on the pliers.

But the mortal benchmark method or something is a little familiar...... Seems to have heard something like this somewhere?

Du Ling thought for a second and didn't think about it and threw it aside, in the final analysis, he didn't believe in the second half of the elder middle school who claimed that his strength was sealed, and he only felt that the road to teaching the younger brother was a long way to go.

"Young people dream less and read more, we must believe in scientific materialism, break down superstitious thoughts, and admit that there are no gods and monsters in this world." So don't think that a few random strokes are spells, it's nothing.

“…… So what are you? ”

"Me? I am a smart, witty and cute parrot, you must know that the world is so big, and the evolution of the originally intelligent species is also very scientific in addition to the exception of particularly intelligent individuals. "Saying something about rebirth will definitely fuel the arrogance of feudal superstition, so I won't say it if I kill Du Ling.

For him to boast and nonsense like this, Xiao Li was speechless and could only be convinced, realizing that there were indeed many strange schools of sophistry in the mortal world that were worth learning and adapting to.

However, Du Ling is also the first friend he met in the experience, seeing that he worked so hard to keep his identity secret (?). Xiao Li thought that he should kindly remind him.

"Now that you know that I am not a mortal, there is no need to strictly abide by the Basic Law and conceal the identity of the demon cultivator."

Basic Law - See the Basic Law again, is there still a demon representative conference of the Demon Affairs Academy? This set of compilations is quite satisfactory, which neurological hospital has not closed down and let the residents' collective creations outflow.

Du Ling no longer had the strength to complain, feeling that he had completely lost.

"Oh, you're not mortal, so who are you?" Remembering that he couldn't take out jewelry from the space in front of Xiao Li, and naturally the anonymous letter to the little white-collar worker couldn't be written, Du Ling simply pushed the pen and paper, killed Matt's head and tilted his head, and played his game with the other party.

Having this question, Xiao Li's expression suddenly became solemn, and he raised his hand and clasped his fist and said solemnly: "I am the forty-ninth generation descendant of the Ling Tian Sect, and after ascending to the heavenly realm with martial arts, I was honored as the Supreme Supreme Miaofa Tongming Emperor of Haotian Jinque, but this is just an expedient measure for people to cultivate too little, and I have to seal and cultivate here for my lack of qualifications. ”

Oh~~ Emperor of Heaven.

is really an otherworldly and incomparable big man, who has been admired for a long time, disrespectful and disrespectful.

- Do you think I'm going to say that?

Don't be too sweet [doge]

In fact, Du Ling's only feeling at this time was: If you continue to blow nonsense like this, I will really call the police!